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Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the

sale of vodka.

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the

sale of vodka.

“Always carry a flagon of

whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore

always carry a small snake”

W. C. Fields

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of

snakebite and furthermore always carry a small

snake”W. C. Fields

You know you're

getting old when the candles cost more

than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more

than the cake.

The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a JewishCaptain; his co-pilot is Chinese..

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence betweenThe two seems to indicate a mutual dislike..

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates theAuto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,

'I don't like Chinese..'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,'It was an iceberg!'

Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ...no mattah...all same.

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