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The King Ranch in South Texas is

larger than Rhode Island .

The King Ranch in South Texas is

larger than Rhode Island .

“A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul ”George Bernard Shaw

“A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul ”George Bernard Shaw

A bartender is just

a pharmacistwith a limited

inventory.

A bartender is just a pharmacistwith a limited

inventory.

 

 

 

 

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages  ontheir cell phones.  The wife was a romantic type and the

husbandwas more of a no-nonsense guy.

 One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message

and shewrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.

 If you are crying, send me your tears.I love you."

 The husband text back to her:

 "I'm on the toilet. Please advise." 

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