10 Basic Rules for Sports

Rule No.1

Wear a sports dress!

In the air, too!

Rule No.2

Choose a dress in theright size!

Rule No.3

Make sure everything is secured well!

Rule No.4

Show your competitors thatyou like them!

Rule No.5

But not too much!!!!!

Exception:

Formula 1

And Football!

Rule No.6

Don‘t be surprised about newly found muscles and

body parts

Rule No.7

Don‘t drink too much beforeexcercising!

Rule No.8

Restrict yourself to commonpractices of your

discipline

Rule No.9

Use training devices onlyfor their originallyintended purpose!

Rule No.10

Make Sports!Sports keep you fit!

Otherwise...