Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're

gonna get. Probably DIABETES.@PoisonParadise

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I love the smell of FACE PALM in the

morning.@TheRossEverett

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Mama always said life was like a HAPPY

MEAL. You never know what toy you're

gonna get.@One_ring_77

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Come with me if you want to live on

MINIMUM WAGE.@JoshLinnard

Bonds. Invest in AMERICAN BONDS.

@bigmacher

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There's no place like 'MERICA.

@gilded_lady

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You had me at

TWINKIES.@joshingstern

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Frankly my dear I hella DON'T GIVE A CRAP.@hipsterocracy

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I see FAT people.@bestnatesmith

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I'm mad as hell and I'm going to start a HASHTAG

about it!@Wisco

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I'm TEXTING here! I'm TEXTING here!@Wieneraaron#AmericanizeAMovieTitle

Hasta la WINDOWS

VISTA, baby.@MarcusBeaubier

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Welcome to

JURASSIC PARK City,

Utah.@MarcusBeaubier#AmericanizeAMovieTitle

All right Mr. DeMille I'm

ready for my SELFIE.@Garrison80Josh

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You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become PRESIDENT.

@BoomBoomDynamyt#AmericanizeAMovieTitle

Siri, what we've got here is FAILURE TO

COMMUNICATE. @Grape_Scotch

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Here's looking at you, kid… Hello

sir, I'm CHRIS HANSEN.

@3m3h3n

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We're gonna need a BIGGER BOAT for all of

this luggage and I swear if my

Loubs get wet...@somewhatalady

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A 1,000 RAIN DROPS descend upon you. Our clouds and wind will blot out the sun. Then we will grill in the shade.

@redsteeze#AmericanizeAMovieTitle

I'm gonna make him an OFFER HE CAN'T

REFUSE...cable, internet and phone for one low price.

@CIAspygirl

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