A humorous look at marketingThe different flavors of marketing

Javed Mohammedk2film@live.com

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• This presentation requires a sense of humor. If you are easily offended this is not for you. It leverages work of others and some addition from myself.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, “I am very

rich. Marry me!”

That’s Direct Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. One of your friends goes up to her,

points at you and says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”

That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone

number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”

That’s Telemarketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pick

up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”

That’s Public Relations

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She walks up to you and says, “You are

very rich.”

That’s Brand Recognition

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m very

rich. Marry me.” She gives you a nice hard slap to the face.

That’s Customer Feedback

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Let’s dance”. You show her

the moves. You take her on unassuming dates on bicycle, talk a lot, dance some more. Slowly, she

realizes you’re rich. By the time you say “Will you marry me?”, she’s been waiting for it.

That’s Content Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “can you imagine the

possibilities of a merger and acquisition.”

That’s Anticipation marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You tell her best friend you’re rich

and available.

That’s word-of-mouth marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Think of the possibilities”

That’s Thought leadership marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd

put U and I together.”

That’s pick-up marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, Hi, I'm

“_______”, I thought we should at least have a conversation before

we get married”

That’s social marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Are you

a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.”

That’s in-your face marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”

That’s stealth marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,

“Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?”

That’s shadow marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,

“Excuse me Miss, would you like to drive across country and kill people

with me?”

That’s permission marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way

to fall... is in love with me.”

That’s cloud marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her mother and say, “I would be honored to have you

as my mother-in-law.”

That’s multi-level marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I

be able to reach your heart?”

That’s guerilla marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,

“I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.”

That’s green marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her boyfriend and

say,“someone’s looking for you

outside.”

That’s disruptive marketing

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