A very Cheesy Asylum part 4

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That’s cheese?

And asylum life carries on as normal.

Let me sit on your porch, let

me drink a beer

Let me scratch that hound

dog’s ear

Let me rock in your rocking

chair

Gimme peace, gimmee peace,

gimme peace.

Show me your garden, I

love to hoe

Let me walk in a fertile row

I got some seeds that I’d

like to sow

Gimme peace, gimme

peace, gimme peace.

And when that evening

sun goes down

Drive me into your

hometown

Let me buy your

friends a round

Gimme peace, gimme

peace, gimme peace.

Let me drink water

from your well

Tell me a story that

you’d like to tell

I think you’ll find that

I’ll listen well

Gimme peace, gimme

peace, gimme peace.

When you’ve had all of me

that you can take

Say so long with a strong

handshake

Don’t get to drinkin’ and

ask me to stay

Gimme peace, gimme

peace, gimme peace.

Gimme Peace by Tom T. Hall

And when that evening sun

goes down

Drive me into your hometown

I’ll catch that next truck

outward-bound

Gimme peace, gimme peace,

gimme peace.

You can find out what time that

bus leaves for cincinnati.

Sawyer: “I’m so hungry I could even eat Esme.

So err

what’s

going on?

Jess continues to hold onto every crumb of her grilled cheese.

“Jess I need that grilled cheese!”

“I need it more!”

“One bite?”

“No!”

“Hey Esme you know the one about the alien eating cheese?”

“No, tell me!”

While Esme is always willing to hand hers over to the cause.

Hehe.

“Jess!”

“Washing plates now.”

“But...”

“Too busy.”

We are also getting several cases of ‘I can’t find the foodittus’.

I can’t find

the food?

Gem you’re a grilled cheese sim in front of a fridge and a stove!

Urk urk

give me

food!

“Something seems wrong here!”

“A sleep should fix things, right?”

“Umm hello, someone needs to use maxmotives!”

“Playing catch didn’t help either!”

Ani-mei was a worry. She got in and out of bed three times before going to play catch and finally going to eat.

I’m starving and

it’s making my leg

hurt!

That would be because you’re standing in the door Scribbles. Again right in the kitchen.

Fuzzy was another who I thought might starve. Honestly can’t you lot get hungry when I’m awake?

No our aim is to

be as trying and

difficult as

possible!

Get up, make a meal, call to meal... (walls down so you can see)

Food, food

where are

you?!

Jess: “What’s that purple thing over in the wall?”

Ani-Mei: “maybe it’s one of those cute fluffy pets!”

Whoever said

this wall was

tasty is a liar!

“Maybe some exercise will help”

Call to meal, call to meal, call to framming meal!

Hey you know

this seat is

rather comfy

“Fuzzy for the love of plumbbob would you eat something!”

Thankfully Fuzzy did finally grab an instant meal.

Maybe someone

could peel and

feed me some

grapes?

Sawyer was also in some major trouble.

Sawyer “Doesn’t anyone have some milk and cookies for Santa’s elf?”

As you can see Ani-Mei was doing her hungry dance at the same time as sawyer.

“Who needs milk and cookies when you can boogie on down!”

Then he went to bed and got up again.

Finally sat down to eat...

And became our first pass out! Sawyer wins a sleepy time bear that plays six lullabies.

Kerspalt!

He slept for ages.

Gee, grilled

cheese doesn’t

stay fresh for

longer than a

minute.

I don’t think I

should have

sneaked

Santa’s eggnog.

“It was the invisible water elves!”

Which also made him our first pee on the floor. Sawyer wins a year long pass to ‘Wet and Wild’ He’s doing pretty good as far as prizes go.

*Wet and Wild is a water theme park over here.

Fuzzy “Gees Sawyer that smells worse than Scribbles or Dr Cheese!”

We also had a genie lamp drop off-of course! Every house I play gets a genie at some point. That hardly seems fair to use, so it’s staying in

inventory.

We also had our first telescope peeping. It’s certainly taking them long enough to get into trouble.

Come err

ya wee

varmint!

And just who is getting into trouble?

“How dare yee be a spying up me kilt”

That’s the stairs...

“Knew I should have grabbed me glasses”

“I’m gonna prod yee and gain 1000 aspiration points for et”

“Oiy! Get your hands off!”

“Ouch! Yee cut ma little pinky ya did!”

“I’ll cut more than that off!”

Gem might not be the one you want to pick on Leod.

She’s scary even to her friends.

“You’d look good with a nose piercing Sawyer.”

If you remember a few pages back I said Fuzzy ended up grabbing an instant meal, well it didn’t last very long. So after complaining Fuzzy

decided to cook.

“So there was this astronaut”

“Did he have dark hair and glasses?”

“No but he was loaded!”

The stove ladies?

“Let’s go play catch.”

“Sounds like fun!”

...

The first to set the place on fire award goes to Fuzzy! She wins an all expenses paid holiday to pyro camp and a fire extinguisher.

“My lovely croissants!”

“Hmm I feel compelled to get out of bed and ring emergency, now where is that number?”

*A wonder what that hot looking firefighter is doing here?*

“A fire!”

So not exactly hot, but look my new grey eye default!

Chewy “There ...A little crispy?”

“Just a >gag< bit”

“Still beats eating the cockroaches like we did on the Black Perl, did I tell ya all about the day we...”

“Chewy!”

Gag, gag, swoon,

The fire has left a lot of stinky, hungry inmates.

Gem tries the sink.

Other go to bed.

While some of us try for the bathroom.

Of course while being clean is nice a bath does take awhile.

Which may lead to other consequences...

“It was the monkey I swear!”

*Pippi Longstocking has a pet monkey.

Poor Jess and she doesn’t even win a prize as she wasn’t the first. But look! Pretty default eyes!

And sink time!

Scribbles got fit

Fuzzy and Chewy finally started acting like a couple again. They kind of ignored each other for a few days.

I was beginning to think maybe Esme was going to pull something on him as they had been spending a fair bit of time playing games and

pillow fighting.

Although maybe Esme can’t make up her mind.

“Oh Esme how could you think Sawyer is hot!”

Gem is not amused.

“This lovey dovey stuff is killing me! I think I’d rather stab myself in the head!”

“How about you eat more grilled cheese and get us all out of here!”

Scribbles may be right, we are about 18 days from elderhood and the grilled cheese total stands at 54!