Patriots!

It’s time to unite!

This is America now.

Broken.Poor.

Destitute.Godless.

A product of welfare and the democratic party.

This was America then.

Impoverished.Fearful.

Desperate.Godless.

A product of Reaganomics and the republican dogma.

This is America’s future…Under the Norsefire

party.

What is Norsefire?Are you a patriot?

Then you are in Norsefire.

Do you love your country? Then you are in Norsefire.

Did you think 9/11 was bad? Then you are in Norsefire.

Are you an honest, hardworking American who enjoys cold beer and watching football? Then you are in Norsefire.

The Norsefire. We’re just regular people who want to make a change in this once proud country.

All your favorite

Celebrities are in it!

Like Glenn Beck!Oscar the Grouch!

Bill O’Reilly!Justin Bieber!

And The Man Your Man Can Smell Like!

Even our favorite world leaders would agree!

We are the Norsefire Party.

Under the Norsefire Party, we will end poverty in America. We will cleanse the land of all impurity. We will restore the United States under a new power; a power that comes not from the people, but from God above.

Under Norsefire, we will restore our once great country from this…

…to this!

Norsefire

Because freedom is just a little better.Funded by Cyrus Tosco, for Supreme Chancellor of the Norsefire Regime