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Charisma xMoney x

Humour xPhysical fitness x

Sexual appeal xPersonal hygiene x

Strong eyesight xKindness x

Musical taste xCooking ability x

Conversation xPleasant smell x

Nice hands xFamily oriented x

Committed xSweet-natured x

Socially outgoing xAmbitious x

Hardworking xConsiderate x

Happy xMotorbike x

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Victoria ParkLondis, New Road

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McDonalds, Charing CrossPhil Haslehurst Residence

Wetherspoons, DeptfordPizza Express, The Strand

Waterstones, Oxford StreetB&Q, Greenwich

Battersea Dog’s Home, BatterseaSt Paul’s Cathedral

Gregg’s the Baker, DeptfordMcDonalds, Angel

Council Library, WhitechapelEsso Petrol, New Cross

McDonalds, AngelWetherspoons, Deptford

Homebase, PeckhamTesco Supermarket, New Cross

Phil Haslehurst ResidenceAll Bar One, Leicester Square

Angus Steak House, Leicester SquareThe British Library, Euston Road

AdTech Europe, OlympiaWetherspoons, Deptford

The Wheatsheaf, PeckhamPhil Haslehurst Residence

Hyde ParkBrixton Police Station, Brixton

Wetherspoons, DeptfordMcDonalds, The Strand

PC World, New CrossThe River Thames

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Charisma xMoney x

Humour xPhysical fitness x

Sexual appeal xPersonal hygiene x

Strong eyesight xKindness x

Musical taste xCooking ability x

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One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s NestDarwin

WorkEmotions

CorfuRugby

FriendsCabbages

TeaWhy I’m a poor listener

Her motherWhy I’m a poor boyfriend

What I can do to improve myselfCats

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PoliticsVoting

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What my mother can do to improve herselfFlyingWork

UniversityHer friends

CatsWork

ReligionOne Direction

Frankie Goes to HollywoodParties

WineMonopoly

Why I’m a bad loser

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