Bengals Ticket: $100.00

Catching a Shuttle Pass from Brett Favre: $ 250 Fine

Helping Clinch the Bengals’ 6th Win of the Season: $20 from Coach Lewis

Turf Friendly Running Shoes: $31.99 @ Finish Line

According to # 81,

Picking Up the First Down :

$0 (No Contract)

Faking the Pass:

An Extra 10 Yards

Splitting the “Defenders”:

Another 5 Yards

Ice for Security Guards’ Faces: $5.00

Having Run 50 Yards After 6 Hours of Drinking:

Heartburn

Vicoden Perscription:

$20 CoPay

Lortab Perscription:

$20 CoPay

New Pair of Fake Oakleys:

$10.00

Being Subdued by 15 People: Unnecessary

Having Your Drunk Ass Be The Lead Story on Every News Broadcast in The Country…

Priceless!!!!