Post on 22-Feb-2016
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Or, “Why I decided early in my career not to go into systems administration”
Bootstrapping your Company on Elastic
Beanstalk
The Resume Slide
The Survey Slide
You only have 24 hours in a day (Sleep? Ha!) so no time to work on systems administration
Hiring a systems administrator is expensive
Customers won’t pay you for it, they expect it
Why you might (should?) use Elastic Beanstalk
And its EASY!
Ways to not follow my advice
A Live Demo? Are you insane?
Git Deploys vs S3 Deploys
Doing A Deployment
You Must Monitor Your System
Her Infosec was weak, allowing me to harvest her name, email address, physical address, phone number, friends list and Foursquare checkins. This allowed me to be a perfect guy for her like Phil Connors in “Groundhog’s Day”. Sure it is vaguely creepy but what she doesn’t know can’t hurt her, right?
Moral: You do need to do some Security
How I Met Your Mother
It means “You too?” in latinTypically used to imply the person is being a
hypocrite
Tu Quoque?
Tu Quoque? (continued)
Databases Are Optional (for this talk)
Email is also Optional (for this talk)
Do it LIVE!