Brogramming: A definitive primer from Twilio

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LEARNBROGRAMMINGTHE HARDWAY

ROB CHAD SPECTRE@dN0t

GET WITH THEBROGRAM

MAKING BROGRAMMERSSINCE BEFORE YOUR MOM

DON'T ACT LIKEYOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED

SOME DUDESCAN'T HANG

COOL STORYBRO

JERSEY.YUP.

LOW LEVEL CODEIS FOR CHUMPS

DICTATOR OF THEBROLETARIAT

WATCH AND LEARNSCRUBS

THE BROTOCOL:GROK, TRUNK, LEARN

GROK IS NOTWHAT YOU THINK IT IS

BOOKS AREPRETTY SWEET

CLRSSNEW ED WITH BMF STEEZY

THE PRAGMATICBROGRAMMER

RESACTORINGFIXING YOUR GRUNGE, BRO

ON THE BRO'DJACK KEROUAC

PROBIE DICKHERMAN MELVILLE

MY LIFEBILL CLINTON

THIS BRO CAN FIT JUNKIN HIS TRUNK

EPICUTILITY BELTS

PUTTING THE MANBACK IN MVC

SQLI'M SO OVER IT

THE NOIS FOR “NO GIRLS”

BROSQLIS TOTALLY CHILL

MESSAGING IS BETTERWITH PYTHON

THIS DUDECAN RAGE

SICK BROIS SICK

BORING BROIS BORING

STACHE BROIS STASHTASTIC

CLASSICALMAKES BETTER CODE

CLASSICALMAKES BETTER CODE

CLASSICALMAKES BETTER CODE

CLASSICALMAKES BETTER CODE

WHAT,BRO?

LIVE IT UP24/7

LIVE IT UPAT THE GYM

FITNESS BALLSARE WEAK BALLS

BRING THE GYMTO THE OFFICE

BRING THE GYMTO THE OFFICE

BRING THE GYMTO THE DATACENTER

BRING THE GYMTO MEETINGS

LIVE IT UPAT THE PARTY

GO BIG ORGO TO YOUR MOM

I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITHDISTURBING

THE HARDEST COREDRINKING GAME

THE HARDEST COREDRINKING GAME

THE HARDEST COREDRINKING GAME

THE HARDEST COREDRINKING GAME

THE HARDEST COREDRINKING GAME

THE HARDEST COREDRINKING GAME

THE HARDEST COREDRINKING GAME

THE HARDEST COREDRINKING GAME

THE HARDEST COREDRINKING GAME

CONFORM TO THEBROTOCOL

GTL EVERYDAYBRO

@dN0tRSPECTRE @TWILIO.COM

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THANKYOU!