My mommy cuts my hair with a bowl and

some hedge trimmers

The Color of Money

Look closely – after he ran the table little Davey (aka “The Hustler” ) stuck the cue in his pants and pretended to put on lipstick with it.

Dave insisted on holding a candle light vigil for Nixon when he was impeached.

Look – It’s Raggedy Anne and Andy Rooney!

Uncle Paul’s Wedding

“Hey Davey, why you wearing a safari outfit?”

“I dunno. Why you have a Christmas tree skirt around your neck?”

Rhinestone Cowboy meets Little House on the Prairie

What time is it?

Time to get a haircut!!!

Dave went through a

phase where he thought he

was Danny Partridge.

Hey Ladies…

Check out my six pack abs!

Oh crap, I dropped my beer!

Musical Savaant

Before he mastered percussion, Dave could really rock Mary Had a Little Lamb on the Melodica!

Notice the Sat. Night Fever poster

Dave and Johnny had the Wayne’s World concept long before SNL ever came up with it.

Party On, John

In 1976, the United States experimented with a child high dive team. Dave “The Wave” won the Silver Medal but was later disqualified for sterroid use. It really messed up his teeth.

Joey: “Hey look…I found gold!!!”Dave: Damn it. Do you think anyone will notice if I push her

off and steal it?

Dave was always outshined by Joey’s bright spotlight

The pilot shot for our tv show: Chico and the Girls

Dave and his pet snail,

Concho Villa, hours before

he traded him to the locals for a bag of

weed and a six pack of Red

Stripe

Amy – You hold

Brandon…I’m gonna try to

ride him in my fancy

Christmas sweater

Guess what? In the Bahamas, you can get wasted at age 9. (those are beers on our table)

Dave and his pet snail,

Concho Villa, hours before

he traded him to the locals for a bag of

weed and a six pack of Red

Stripe

Dave grooved with the silver

hairs on the booze cruise –

we later found a girdle and some dentures on the

bathroom counter of his

room.

Hey Mom – this is what happens

when you let your teenagers have their own room

on vacation…

Guido in a

Speedo

Guido in a

Speedo

The night we tried to teach Amy how to drink beer with chopsticks

Dave was devestated when his backyard pot plants turned out

to be daisies.

The 80’s Pacer Style:

Dirty stache, Oakleys, Swatch, Acid wash denim, Aqua Net, Bozo

sweater

In the early 90’s, Dave was a drug

mule for the cuban druglords.

He nearly died shortly after this

picture was taken when Joey kicked

him in the ass.

Dave went through a stage

where he liked to make ponchos out of mexican

blankets that he stole from the

Salvation Army.

While others drank

out of the can, Dave

preferred to drink out of

a vase. It made him

feel special.

Dave’s reggae band,

Da Doobie Bruddahs, disbanded after only one year

when their dreadlocks

became infected.

When travelling to the Carribean, Dave preferred

suspenders and turtlenecks to tank tops

and shorts.

“Has anyone seen Uncle Mike?”

Who’s that?

Our fake uncle who gets high with us

and buys us liquor.

Does anyone else see the resemblence?

Back in DesMoines in the late 90’s, Dave played the lead

role in the Pleasant Hill dinner theatre’s version of

Aladdin. He was up for a Tony award for his performance, but lost to Julie Andrews in

Peter Pan. It crushed him and he gave up musical theatre

forever.

Merry F%^&in Christmas!

Dave was pissed when he opened yet another gift of

socks and underwear.

Dave pulled his hamstring in a nasty fall

from the balance beam

at a gymnastics competition

and his mommy

carried him off the floor.

After a late night

at the bar, Dave woke up

with a couple of “dogs.”

After a late night

at the bar, Dave woke up

with a couple of “dogs.”

The inaugural meeting of the stupid ass hat club

Dave and Garret on the TV show “Wipeout”

Dave started a

non-profit group to promote corn fed babies called,

“Children of the Corn”