E93 Memory Lane

Batch Hike to Hanthana 1996and

E93 Get-together 2010

Our oldest and the latest memories

Batch Trip to Sigiriya

Other Events

Ok now it is the time to narrate some cool jokes of the batch

if you can guess who they are ….

Here we go....

All Erase

Batch mate 1 :

Muchang, That damn Instructor told me to erase whole my drawing today. See now I have to redo all the work.

Batch mate 2 :

Can’t be muchang, Tell me what he exactly told you

Batch mate 1 :

He took my eraser and told me “all erase”

Batch mate 2 :

Give me your eraser to see… Muchang what he told is your eraser is old, not to erase the drawing

Duriyan Kema

Two Batch mates on their way to their boarding houses along Gampola Road

Batch mate 1 : Shall we taste a “Duriyan”?

Batch mate 2 : No, I could not bear it’s smell, It is not that taste too

Batch mate 1 : Please muchang, I want to taste it, Shall we eat one?

Batch mate 2 : Ok, if u really want

They took one Duriyan and opened it

Batch mate 1 : Oh shit, Muchang I can’t eat it, can’t bear it’s smell

Batch mate 2 : That is why I told you, what to do, let me eat. It is a waste of money

He finished eating the whole Duriyan

Batch mate 1 : Muchang, you ate the full Duriyan. So you pay for it

Keme Tharama...

Four of batch mates from Rajarata went to a Hotel in Kandy to get the Lunch

Batch Mates : Waiter, Bring us rice and curry

The first plate of rice was just over when two batch mates put it to their plates

Batch Mates : Waiter, please bring us more rice

The second plate of rice was also over when the other two batch mates took it to their plates

Batch Mates : Waiter, we want some more rice

Waiter to other waiter : Those guys are sure from King Prakrambahu’s time

Field Trip to PVC Pipe Factory

Batch mates went on a field tour to see the Anton PVC pipe factory. Production manager was showing them the molding of pipe fittings.

Production Manager : That is how the pipe fittings are mold, Do you have any questions ?

Batch mate : Where do you make S-lon Pipes ?

Production Manager : No, we are not making S-Lon pipes we make only Anton here

Batch mate: So you have another factory to make S-Lon pipes?

Production Manger : No, you have mis-understood. S-Lon is a brand name of one of our competitor, the pipes are called PVC pipes and we do make PVC pipes here.

Gal Roll

Batch mates : Is it true that, you two had driven two earth compactors (Gal Roll) to University ?

Two Batch mate : what ! are you all mad ?

Batch mates : No, we heard some guys other side telling that, they saw you two were driving earth compactors alone the lover’s lane.

Mobile Coverage

Batcha 1 (from Polonnaruwa) : Macho, ape paththe Dialog weda karanawada?

Batcha 2 : Yako, issella balapan Telcom thiyanwada kiyala…!!!

Bicycle to carry 500 Kgs

Bathca : Mudalali, me baicikale kochchara bara danna puluwanda? Kilo 500 puluwanda?

Mudalali : Ei mahaththaya yakada badu bisnas karanawada?