English Expressions

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MUCH ADO ABOUT EVERYTHING

Round 2

Birbal, I want to update my status on facebook about my victory over Rajputs , can you please assist me?

Of course my majesty!

You have been caught bunking for the third time this week!

But ma’am…I

was in the

infirmary…

Yes dad…I’m here by your side. I’m listening

Son, I have very

little time left. I

need to talk to

you.

A couple of lies

and see what

happens to my

nose!

Err…

Hey Orkut!

Have you been

‘scrap’ped? ;-)

YOU ARE FIRED!

Sir, I promise I won’t be late…

WAITER!

There’s a

fly in my

soup!

Hey! I’m the original oneYou copied me!

Hey! I’m the original oneYou copied me!

What are you doing

sir?

I will not give

more than 50

bucks for this!That’s not possible sir!

I don’t want to get

married!

Mr . Bansal,s son is smart

and has a good job

Why do you want to have a plastic surgery

So now I know the reason behind your disastrous results! You dare not do this again.

I am warning you if you bring mobile next time, it will be taken and will not be returned at any cost.

Sorry sir!

You can,t do even one thing

properly!

Why are you always after me!

You are the class prefect

and you cant be partial!

Sorry mam but I really

don’t know who has

done this!

I guess it’s just the two of us…

the world really has ended.

What should I do? Write a

letter to asking you to move?

Why are you honking in a traffic jam?

But…what about science?

I had brain tumour. A bullet went into my head and took the

tumour away