Fucking up projectsa manual
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
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Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Acquirethe project
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Screwing up projects implies a project,so we don't suck here.
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Beforethe project
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Great Expectations
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Bad mood in meetings
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
No decisions
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Alterantive
a LOT of decisions
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
a LOT of decisionsEnvironment
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Deadlines are deadlines
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Duringthe project
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
No communicationever
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
If not avoidablemix channels
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
No Documentation ofanything
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Do your jobbut only this
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Deadlines are deadlines
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Measurethe project
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Completingthe project
– the dead zone phase –
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Ignore the client
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Change the teamoften
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
We need culpritsnot solutions
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Questions?Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
— Bonus —Tech related
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
only FTP + no VCS
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Do ityour way
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Maintain badcode quality
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Change tools earlyChange tools often
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Project methods
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Agile are just guidelinesno rules
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Use thelatest hot shit
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
One machinefits all
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Misc
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
git blame-someone-else
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
git blame-someone-else
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt
Sources→ Experiences (Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt)
→ Sonja Riesterer → Fabians lovely girlfriend Pia
→ http://peopleprocessandprofit.com/2010/03/14/ten-ways-to-screw-up-a-project-2/
→ http://www.cio.com/article/2384088/project-management/15-ways-to-screw-up-an-it-project.html
Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt