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A Modern Day Romance
(as told through Facebook's News Feed)
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”
Kevin and Jennifer are in a relationship.
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
HEY BOO! I wuv you my wuvy dovy!!!! ;-)
See wall-to-wall
Kevin has dedicated a song to Jennifer:
“Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey
Jennifer has Ninja Kicked Kevin
“HI-YAHHHHHH!!! ;-)”
Amy and Kevin are now friends
Kevin is attending the event Amy’s 25th Birthday Bash!
Your RSVP
Kevin was tagged in Amy’s albumFriday Night at Barleycorn14 photos
Amy has SuperPoke’d Kevin
Jennifer wrote on Kevin’s wall:
WHO IN THE F IS AMY
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has received a gift from Kevin
“whoa whoa it’s not what you think honey”
Give a gift
Jennifer has added “nutcracker” to her interests
Jennifer wrote on Amy’s wall:
“You tramp.”
See wall-to-wall
Jennifer has joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against That Conniving Witch Amy
Jennifer has added “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette to her favorite music.
Kevin has changed his number to 312-222-3232
Kevin is now listed as “single”