Fun Advice Facepalm Moments

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“Facepalm” Moments

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A clear argument for herb therapy

The magic 8 ball says “outcome not good”

…asked by a male…..

...yet another pregnant male…

Sorry, they only come in green

www.animalheaven.com ?

When did this become difficult?

Immaculate conception?

…when it starts controlled breathing?

See how you react to catnip

“Dyslexic”? Or just a bad speller?

Guess what I’m thinking right now….

First, you need a mommy lamb and a daddy lamb…

...I mean sheep

Step 1: place meat in freezerStep 2: wait until it’s frozenStep 3: rethink going back to school

…uhhhh…..?

Precisely the kind of thing an assassin shouldn’t be doing – promoting their position….

First, you need to have a big p****…..

Step 1: throw in washing machineStep 2: realize you could have read instructions

on tagStep 3: go back in time and try again

I suggest avoiding Aspirin altogether.

Cookies?

Only 40%?Very ambitious.

Sorry, only fake replies are allowed here

Nope, only during…everybody knows that!

..first get fat, then get fit?

…oops…

More than a day, less than nine months(details would be helpful here, don’t you think?)

Stop having babies?

Stay in school kids!

The modern-day resume

Just like a band-aid…grip and pull!

Telepathy?

Inquiring minds want to know…

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