Avoid the ravages of OLD AGE

The definitive course

How to

Yael Eylat-Tanaka

I am your instructor …and what I’ve learned about gettin’ old would make Methuselah proud

You know the drill …Gray hair Joint pain…

The kid helps you with the groceries

You get a reputation -

- as a curmudgeon! or worse!

You ain’t pretty no moe

You cluck like an old lady

…but you’re still “happy” to be alive

Your memory fades

Your eyesight fades

You lose mobility

You sleep a lot

You pretend you’re “young”

(It don’t always work)

You try to remain engaged

You take morning “constitutionals”

You may feel amorous at times

…then discover there’s a problem

You must trust doctor’s orders!

You’re a challenge on the roads

…but people’ll just have to get out of your way!

You try to keep a stiff upper lip …

You live life on YOUR terms

You ain’t gonna give in to loneliness!?

…even when yourfriends keep dropping off

Eat properly

…cuz you know life’s a cycle

So you do the best you can Exercise as long as you can-

Every little bit helps!

Buy the best vehicle you can afford(it’s your money!)

Visit the doc often

Take your vitamins

…and lastly

Die young!