John Borgsdorf

Computer skills period 2 March 30, 2005

• Make a great website

• Become a nerd

• Kill Bill Gates

• Live in a subterranean house

• Go back to home planet Uranus

Done

Done

• Get a job as a webmaster

• Make a subterranean house

• Make people my slaves with a mindless control device

• Pizza

• Hamburger helper

• Pie and Cake

• Playing games

• Making the Bob silde show you about to see

• And making plans to kill Bill Gates Hi I am

Bob

• Weird Al Yankovich

For stories I like:Fatman, a story made by me,

And Bob, you will see!Take that

The Big Story of Bob

Hitler sold his soul to Bob but Hitler refused to give Bob his soul

so it begins

I am Bob

I are Hitler

Never mess with Bob

In Egypt I am live again

Hitler is alive

Bob sir

Well he won’t be for long

Bob smites thee

You killed Hitler

NOW DIE

Hitler is a evil scum bag that

I will love torching over

and over

BOBNOOO

Hope you fail

Welcome to the lst layer

Now rise again to

go on to the next layer

Meanwhile in heaven

I think I’ll go check on my brother Jebus

Jesus

In limbo

Jebus!!!

I am JebusHitler will live again

The many moods of Bob

Mad

Normal

Happy

Normal

Pissed

Jesus

Jebus

God

Jebus Christ Jesus Christ

Christians and gerbils

Undead and Ferrets

Angels and People in heaven

Bob

Sema The Devil An Angel

Who cares?All of hellHis fellow friends

Nerthe ruler of Uranus

and My anus

ElanRuler of the

Ethereal plane

The great demon Sylvester

Evil robots

Hamsters and people from his realm

Good fallen angels

How things work in the four major realms

God the ruler of heaven

Jesus the ruler of earth

Jebus the ruler of limbo

Bob the ruler of hell

People have death and the Grim Reaper all wrong

Not the Grim Reaper

The big story of NerI am Ner Ner is the Grim Reaper and his home is

Hades. His job to tell people where to go hell

or a door that says heaven but is hell or his

home Hades.

Heaven

HELL

The Grim Reaper or

Ner

You!Red

Door!

LuckyYou!Green Door!

Hades

Welcome to Hades

Exit of Hell Torment side Comfort side

The good the bad and the uglyJesus Christ,

Mr. Bob Satan

and Jebus ChristHey! Why am I the ugly oneIt is just

Bob you idiots

Ha ha Jesus is the

ugly one

Cause you are a mistake of creation cause Mary had another

child but it was a child of evil

Part 2 of : The Big Story

of Bob

I am JebusHitler will live again

Oh yeah, I are out of

hell!

Who am you?

I am JebusI am your new lord and

master

OKYou am

my leader

YOU!

SWORD of TRUTH Come

Jesus what are you doing

here?

Here’s Jesus to

hog all the gory

I deal with You

later

I’ll be back To rule the

underworld Bob

Go on stab me

you know you want

to

Want would that do you

would just go back to Hell

You bad boy you said Hell

You and your servants are a

mistakes of creation

So is your so called bother

Jebus

Just GoBob!

OK!

The End?!

More Soon!

I am evil Pac-manMy master is Bob. I

am here to steal souls

I am Pac-man

Warning What ever you do!

Please you stupid idiots,DO NOT Anger Bob!!

Evil vs GoodEvil

demonic, wickeddestroying, plotting, incinerating

demons, Bob, God, Angelssaving, blessing, righting

morally, mercifulGood

I know BobI know Bob

Angels falling, Bob callingTrapped in a ball, want to rule it all

I know Bobscreams of terror, things get scarier

they are burned, Oh only if they learnedI know Bob

"What have I done to deserve this?" "Torching people is bliss!"

"Go in the door to the right." "Not a good soul in sight!"

I know Bob

What Bob's name really meansBrain of Sema

Overwhelming the Earth and LimboBecame Satan

Mr. Bob SatanBob

Evil and demonicPlanning, Plotting, destroying

Bob eats little childrenSatan

ByJohn Borgsdorf

The Biography of Bob killing Hitler is copyrighted and may not be true

but still is fun

Fatman intro• You are about to see the beginning to

The Adventures of Fatman

• You may be familiar with the some of the setting and characters

Long long ago in a place far far away there was an ordinary man that did ordinary things. This is what some people might want me to start a story with, but I will not do that. No! It is too stupid and not true! I'll start it something like this. A time not very long ago a great man was created, a great big man but he was not always that way. Let us go and see.

Welcome to the city of Bakerville, California. Hi, I am here to tell you, if you stay that is, the many adventures of a man and his friends. In the north side of the city there is a town called Fatdale. There is only river is in between Fatdale and Bakerville. The road (where it all started) in Fatdale is on the Puffs, the small cliffs, and is 1-800-Geeks-St. The big house at the end of the street and has the street number 2255-63 (call me) is the home of a successful thin nerd, who was in his thirties, called Bob Gerbinfart, and wile some called him a nut, dangerous villains call him by the name Fatman. Sorry, I am getting too far ahead. Here, let’s start at the beginning.

Bob is the Manager of “Greek Geek Technologies” which sells a diverse range of electronic equipment and gear. One day, he said to his two apprentices, “Most of the people in Fatdale (north of the river) are overweight, so I feel that we must protect the people: the big, the small, the short, the tall, the young, the old, and even that guy on the street covered in mold.”

“But how?” asked Freddy Jason, Bob’s youngest trainee, trying to get the guy with the mold out of his mind.

“Well! If you want to save fat people, why don’t you become fat yourself?” said Jenny horseback, Bob’s older but still young trainee, very sarcastically (her heart was two sizes too small). She thought Bob was a nut, a nice nut but a nut no-less.

Bob had secretly been trying to make (with no success) a lose-weight button (to ship off elsewhere) in his basement laboratory, and because of the comment that Jenny had made, he got the idea to reverse the process, stretching the fat cells instead of contracting them, which is much easier. Bob became Fatman, Jenny became Husky-woman and Freddy became Blubber-boy. They are now and for a very very long time will be the protectors of fat. Using the fat-cell-changing technology, they turn into their other selves by standing in their costumes and pushing buttons on the small remote controls on their keys. Their lair is in Bob’s basement, and it is filled with oversized chairs and technology to help them fight crime as The Fat avengers.