Let’s play…Let’s play…ROCK, PAPER, SADDAMROCK, PAPER, SADDAM

Saddam :Saddam : “I'm bored!”“I'm bored!”

Saddam: Saddam: ““I've got an idea! Let's play a gameI've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors !” of Rock, Paper, Scissors !”

This Guy : This Guy : “Can I play too?”“Can I play too?”

Saddam: Saddam: “NO !”“NO !”

Saddam: Saddam: “Will I chose Rock …”“Will I chose Rock …”

Saddam: Saddam: “…Paper…”“…Paper…”

Saddam: Saddam: “…or Scissors ? Huh?”“…or Scissors ? Huh?”

Saddam: Saddam: “Ha ha ha…you don’t know !!!”“Ha ha ha…you don’t know !!!”

Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti: Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:

“Dude, say it don’t spray it” “Dude, say it don’t spray it”

Saddam: Saddam: “Whatever….let’s play”“Whatever….let’s play”

Saddam: Saddam: “Rock !”“Rock !” Judge: Judge: “Two Papers !”“Two Papers !”

Saddam: Saddam: “Dude, WTF is two Papers ???”“Dude, WTF is two Papers ???”

Judge: Judge: “Two papers are better. Two papers cover “Two papers are better. Two papers cover thethe rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE” NOWHERE”

Saddam: Saddam: “I got your two papers; RIGHT HERE.“I got your two papers; RIGHT HERE. Now play serious smart arse.” Now play serious smart arse.”

Judge: Judge: “Ok, Ok, ONE PAPER !”“Ok, Ok, ONE PAPER !”

Saddam: Saddam: “Ha ha. TIGER CLAW! Rawr! RAWRR!!!! Hahaaa. Tiger“Ha ha. TIGER CLAW! Rawr! RAWRR!!!! Hahaaa. Tiger Claw. Come on! You Know! ... You Claw. Come on! You Know! ... You don'tdon't know Tiger know Tiger Claw? Tiger Claw beats paper. Like Claw? Tiger Claw beats paper. Like totallytotally beats paper. beats paper. ALWAYS !” ALWAYS !”

Saddam: Saddam: “Ask Aziz, “Ask Aziz, hehe knows” knows”

Aziz:Aziz: “Tiger Claw always beats paper” “Tiger Claw always beats paper”

Saddam: Saddam: “Damn straight, bro”“Damn straight, bro”

Judge: Judge: “Okay, fine. "Tiger Claw" beats paper. “Okay, fine. "Tiger Claw" beats paper. WhateverWhatever

you say Saddam. No more Tiger Claw.” you say Saddam. No more Tiger Claw.”

Saddam: Saddam: “Hey, cry me a river. It’s not my fault“Hey, cry me a river. It’s not my fault you don’t know Tiger Claw” you don’t know Tiger Claw”

Judge: Judge: “Well, You should have picked honesty,“Well, You should have picked honesty,

then you may not have blown it.” then you may not have blown it.”

Saddam: Saddam: “I bet you don’t even know Pen Missile !”“I bet you don’t even know Pen Missile !”

Judge: Judge: “Missile? Did you say Missile? “Missile? Did you say Missile? What Missile? SECURITY !” What Missile? SECURITY !”

Saddam: Saddam: “Muaahahha PEN MISSILE ““Muaahahha PEN MISSILE “

Judge: Judge: “Ok fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no“Ok fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER CLAW and there is no PEN MISSILE. TIGER CLAW and there is no PEN MISSILE.

You're just MAKING SHIT UP !” You're just MAKING SHIT UP !”

Saddam: Saddam: “AM NOT !”“AM NOT !”

Judge: Judge: “Are so”“Are so”

Saddam: Saddam: “That’s it, you’re going on the List”“That’s it, you’re going on the List”