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Tonight’s Expert PanelKendra, Lorraine & Bloomy

Tonight’s Teams

The Ref Blows the Whistle For Kick Off

The Whites start with some probing balls forward

The match is end to end

Reds 0 v Whites 1

But...What’s this.......................... Pitch invasion!?

The match restarts with Marron Marronating the opposition

With Chopper injured with a pulled chopper...groin, the flood gates are

opened, with scuffed shots from Bloomy and accidental headers from Charles, the

Reds are hammered

Reds 1 v Whites 6

The Ref blows for half time and the half time entertainment starts with the bootleg Beatles

The second half kicks of and the crowd goes wild

Its not long before the next GOAL!!

The whites are running rampant now and Chopper in goal is making a valiant

effort to stop the onslaught

The game enters the final phase with both teams pushing for the win

• The Whites defend valiantly

• Conyard at the back for the Reds...a crock

The final whistle blows to end another FC Information Extravaganza!!

Final score, Reds 3 Whites 10

Player Ratings

• REDS• John M – 7• Dom – 7• Andrew M – 7• Graham – 9• Chris H – 7• Chopper Y – 7 (before

injury)• Shaun - 7

• WHITES• Andrew G – 8• Anth – 8• Nick – 8• Brian –8 • Dave W – 8• Chris B – 8• Charles - 8

Star Player

• Mr Conyard, he’s here, he’s there, he’s every f@@kin where.....

• PLUS DAVE SAID YOU DONT LIKE WRITING THE MATCH REPORTS

Next match, away to Foosball Utd

REPORT CREATED FOR AND ON BEHALF OF CRAIG ‘GAP TOOTH’ HUDSON......BECAUSE HE COULDNT BE @RSED