JAATS of G8Part 2: Nagoa Ke Naag

JAATS OF G8PART 2: Nagoa Ke Naag

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Arre billu, tumhe barbar ke paas le jane ka time aa

gaya

I likes two things.. Half Cha(n)i and half chaddies. U see, jab kam damo me mile, to koi pura kyu le

Maan gaye..

Aaee, show yaha upar chal raha he.. Tu kaha dekhta he. Kya he, every man shud be

hard frm outside and soft from inside.. Mera inside thoda zyada outside ho gaya.

Guys guys.. One question: In future, only soma’s family will be called double income family!! Why?

Kyunki soma aur bhabhiji dono ke pas

DHAN he!! (if u still need a clue: 3

idiots)

Alle binni, yeh pinku ne abhi kya zoke mara.. Kuch samaz

nahi aaya!!

Mat yaad dila yaar.. Agar haath

ne wapas kahi dhoka de diya to

soma understanding

bhul jayega

Guys travelogue ke liye mast line sochi he..

“diu is good but baroda is better” ..

Cool na

Aae, woh dekho.. Pilli sadi me aunti.. Unki sari ka color chng ho gaya.. Pehle yellow

tha. Abhi transperant yellow he na

Wow binni.. Obsrvation yaar. Wahi me sochu

abhi wale color me kuch to problem he

Moral of the story: agar aap har dukandaar se bargain karoge, to bhagwan aisi jagah aapki izzat ke saath bargain karega ki naa aap hass paoge na aap ro paoge.

RAJNI

Ghajini

Kat leta hun me yahan se.. Siddhu saala pagal ho gaya

he.. Me to already half ticket me travel kar raha

hunArre MICA-LAAL,

pehle teri nili karenge fir wapas laal.. Hu ha ha ha

Chhod mere bhai ko.. Chhod kamine..

Bachao bacho..

Mummy ne kaha tha: beta 2 haathon se hamesha bachke rehna. Pehla haath public knowledge me he.. Kanoon. Aur dusra haath binayak Ka .. Par

ab yeh teesra haath!!

Abe suna nahi he kya!! Teesra haath,

jagannaath. Shayad Jamnagar me banned

hoga..

Bhagawaan kare.. Yeh dharti yahi phat jaye aur yahan toilet ban jaye..

Ab uth ke jane ki himmat to nahi he…Aaee binni.. My good friend.. Woh tere beer ki bottle leke aana yaar.

Abe hum mitti se aaye hein aur mitti me hi chale jayenge.. Kar le

yahi pe download.. “Toilet is good but open is better”

Gentleman, does anybody know, wts the GDP of Mozambique?

I think its close to nepal. Priyank, it seems you have placed the order for the evening.. How

many vegetables?

Mr Chand, u innocent imbecile… Well to

answer ur question Mr Bhikhari, Mozambique

has no GDP whatsoever Is it true Mr

Mehta?

Uuummmm.. Why not talk about

China. I am sure it has beautiful GDP