Principles and Practices of Scientific Originology-8392

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Principles and Practices ofScientific Originology™

Luis Ibanez

Parallel Universe Corp.

November 2nd 2023

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Origins of Originology

• Seminal Paper:

"Innovationness and Selfreferencing in Uniqueness Autoinduction of Unrepeatible Quadrupoles"

• Published in “Transaction on I Said That First”

• An Original Journal of the (AASN)American Association of Scientific Narcissism.

2023 - The Year of the Mouse

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Memory-Rights™ ©

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Origins of Memoryrights™ ©

If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property,

it is the action of the thinking power called an idea,

which an individual may exclusively possess

as long as he keeps it to himself;

but the moment it is divulged,

it forces itself into the possession of every one, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it.

Thomas Jefferson to Isaac McPherson, 13 Aug. 1813

Thomas Jefferson

Ahh!!a new Idea

and is all mine !!

My Idea is X

and the receiver

cannot

dispossess

himself of it….

Thomas Jefferson to Isaac McPherson, 13 Aug. 1813

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but….

what if we could …

dispossess the receiver ?

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The Beauty of Memoryrights™ ©

• Idea Leasing

• Idea Borrowing

• Ideas for Rent

• Idea Insurance

• Idea Tracking

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Read-Rights™ ©

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Question Mark Outlawed

• It induced people to think…

• Distracted them from following the original content of Memoryrighted material.

• It enticed some people to engage in criminal “Verification” activities.

• Increased sales of Uncritical Keyboards™

Critical Thinking Disorder (CTD)

• Symptoms:– Unsettling Insecurity– Sleep Deprivation (Insomnia)– Compulsive Obsessive Disorders– Social Interaction (talking to other people) – Dissatisfaction with “Managed Freedom”

• Effectively treated with multiple doses of: Reality-TV™©

Ground Truth™ ©®

• The Truth is Overrated !

• We can find the Truth for you…

• Ground-Truthing services flourished(ground thurth service providers GTSP)

• Science Redefined: The practice of inventing original methods for approximating the Ground Truth™ ©®

The Purpose of Science

The Purpose of Scientific Work Is to produce

PUBLISHED PAPERS

Protecting Your Property (CMRPTS)

• Integrated Intellectual Property Protection• To avoid confusion and loopholes a new

full-scale protection is now available in a single protect-all package : (CMRPTS)

– Copyright– Memoryright– Readright– Patent– Trade Secret

How We Created this Bright Present

• Obliteration of the 2010 “Openness” Uprising

• Focusing in “Originology” and avoiding “Verificationess” paved the way to our modern wonderful way of life

• Vaccines against “Critical Thinkingness”

Skepticism Obsessive Disorder (SOD)

• Antisocial Behavior

• Repetitive Questioning

• Issues with Accepting Authority

• Persistent Eye Squinting

J.P.A. Ioannidis (The Insurgent)

• The greater the financial and other interests and prejudices in a scientific field, the less likely the research findings are to be true.

• Most research findings are false for most research designs and for most fields

• It is impossible to know with 100% certainty what the truth is in any research question.

• The pure “gold” standard is unattainable.

Mr. Ioannidis is now being treated in an undisclosed location

He is starting to cooperate with the

Publishing Truthiness Agency™

Statisticians Rehabilitation Program

• Criminal dissemination of Uncertainty

• Enticing Originologist Researchers to engage in suspicious “Verification” activities

• Misuse of public fund in running the same experiments over and over again!

Statisticians Rehabilitation Program

Statisticians

RehabilitationFacility

PatentExaminers

154,000 Statisticians Rehabilitated by 2018

At an average of 147.5 per day

Exactly !

The Axis of Evil

OpenSource

OpenData

Open Access

How to Protect Your Property

• Develop “Fake Open Source” (FOS™)

• Produce “Poisoned Open Data” (POD™)

• Support author’s (publishers) rights

• Patent, Publish and do not Perish

Faking Open Source (FOS™)

• Publicize your software as “Open Source”– but don’t post it anywhere– claim that you are “cleaning up the code”– or that you are “testing it well before a release”

• Use licenses with random restrictions– To be used only on rainy Thursdays– To be used only for non-commercially funded research

that do not involve pink thermo plastics

• Pretend to Distribute– Post versions online with missing files– Distribute versions that only work in your computer.

Poisoned Open Data (POD™)

• Post data without licenses– let people copy and distribute the data– file lawsuits for copyright infringement

• Create Pseudo-Open Repositories– Open but only for friends of mine– While claiming them to be open when applying

for public funding

• Add random restrictions to licenses– Not to be used only for research in nonbinding

mouse proteins related to heart disease.

Support Publishers Monopolies(aka: “Author’s Rights” )

• Publicize the factoids– How hard is to reformat a PDF document after the

author has already formatted it– How important is to repeat the editing process– How much peer-review improves scientific quality

• Promote fear and disinformation by claiminig– Open Access is “Government Sponsored Censorship”– “Author Pays” model is elitist.

• Don’t let people learn about the purpose of the– “Worshipful Company of Stationers and Newspaper Makers”

Indoctrinate Students With the Truthiness of “Publish or Perish”

• “Publish or Perish”– Must be used as a morning salutation

• “Publish or Perish Dr. Anderson !”• “Publish or Perish for to too, Dr Smith”

– Fill-up your Intellectual Production Yearly Quota

• Promote Research on Paperness– Importance of “Impact Factorness”– Make sure that nobody learns how it is computed!

• Emphasize the importance of Innovationness– New, Original, Never seen before, Unique, Unrepeatable Ideas.

Originology Practices

Innovationess in Journals

IEEE Transactions on Medical ImagingStatement of Editorial Policy

IEEE TRANSACTIONS ON MEDICAL IMAGING (T-MI) encourages the submission of manuscripts on imaging of body structures, usually in situ, rather than microscopic

biological entities. The journal publishes original contributions on medical imaging achieved by various modalities, such as ultrasound, X-rays (including CT),

magnetic resonance, radionuclides, microwaves, and light. as well as medical image processing and analysis,

visualization, pattern recognition, and related methods.

http://www.ieee-tmi.org/TMI/Information_for_Authors/IEEE_Edit_policy.html

The Editor-in-Chief and an Associate Editor will perform a quick review of each manuscript to evaluate the manuscript

in terms of novelty, quality and appropriateness and may return the manuscript immediately if it does not meet

minimum standards of quality and originality.

Communications. Short communication papers disclosing

new ideas and preliminary results

and manuscripts commenting critically and substantively on papers published in the

TRANSACTIONS are also encouraged.

Medical Image Analysis - Elsevier

Product Description: Medical Image Analysis provides a forum for the dissemination ofnew research results in the field of medical and biological image analysis, with special emphasis on efforts related to the applicationsof computer vision, virtual reality and robotics to biomedical imaging problems. A bi-monthly journal, it publishes the highest quality, original papers that contribute to the basic science of processing,

analysing and utilizing medical and biological images for these purposes

http://www.elsevier.com/wps/find/journaldescription.cws_home/620983/description#description

Initial manuscript evaluation:

The Editors first evaluate all manuscripts. It is rare, but it is entirely feasible for an exceptional manuscript to be accepted at this stage.

Those rejected at this stage are insufficiently original, have serious scientific flaws, have poor grammar or English language, or are outside the aims and scope of the journal.

Reviewer reports:

Reviewers are asked to evaluate whether the manuscript:

- Is original- Is methodologically sound- Follows appropriate ethical guidelines- Has results which are clearly presented and support the conclusions- Correctly references previous relevant work

Innovationess in Conferences

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http://spie.org/Documents/ConferencesExhibitions/Medical-Imaging-2008-Call-for-Papers.pdf

Publishing makes Thruthiness

• No need to Replicate

• No need to Reproduce

• No need to Verify

Repeating Experiments

is for insecure Wimps !

I can not define the Truth

I recognize it when I see it!

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Credits

• Music– Blue Ocean (Comatose In Action) Remix

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