Namin' That Babyby Sarah PalinAs if

So, ya got yourself a baby!

Me and Todd just kinda looked around and named the kids after the first things we saw. It worked out pretty good, I think.

But if ya don't have the beautiful things we do in Alaska, like trees and bays and football fields, it makes it harder.

Well, what should ya call the cute lil' critter?

So I'm gonna take some time out from fightin' for the Constitution and help ya with some ideas for baby

names based on what we called our kids.

If ya like the name 'Trig', try:

CALCOR

STATS

'Tripp' is taken, but you can call your baby

DUMPPOR SKIDD

The name 'Track' has such deep meaning, so I guess a nice name along those lines

would be... umm...

FIELD

TRY THIS FOR TROUBLE-FREE TAGGIN'!

Somehow we just got into taggin' the boys usin' names that began with TR.

But I didn't use 'em all up! I thought up lots more that YOU can use!

TROGDoesn't it sound all grounded and masculine?

TRENDAs in upward-trending numbers, of course!

TRICK

And for twins- so cute!

the boy

TREATthe girl

and

TRAMP

So patriotic!

Meaning, of course, that we're footin' it for freedom across the good ol' USA!

TROUPENo, that looks too French...

TROOPMuch better! And supportive!

TRANSOM

Call me a maverick- I don't know what this means- I just think it sounds real classy!

That's all, folks! Thanks for

readin'!