“The Bachelor”

David Edition

“The Bachelor”

Okay David, You must choose half of these girls to

eliminate.

Done, I eliminated three of them let’s

move on to the next round.

There will now be a brief description

of each of your candidates.

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Michal bat Aniston.Daughter of Saul, is being offered to you by the man

himself. She is very fond of you. Very caring and will do anything to save you (even help you escape through a window. Very pleasant good

looking girl.

Abigail bat ArgonAbigail is intelligent and

beautiful. She was previously married to Nabal until his

death. Know she is looking for her own bachelor. She is

considered by “The Talmud Beauty Contest” to be one of the four most beautiful in the

world.

Ahinoam bat Mrs. Levy.Ahinoam is just an amazing

person. She was born in Jezreel and has come to win David’s love.

Ahinoam was captain of the tennis team, and class president

in college.

You will now proceed to the

next step, you will go on a date which each candidate.

Yuppie! Let’s go.Alright first you will go on a date

with Michal.

I’m Ready!

So how was it?

It was amazing. I really liked her.

Let’s try the next two.

2 Dates Later!

Ok your finally done. Have you

decided who your going to chose.

Sort of… I really liked Michal at the

beginning but after a while it just

didn’t work out.

The other two on the other hand

really caught my eye. The decission

was two hard.

I couldn’t narrow it down.. So I’m picking BOTH!

OH! There you have it. See you all next time on “THE

BACHELOR’