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Who is the Who is the ZC Mug Shot GangZC Mug Shot Gang??

Let’s take a look at the members of the gang

Baddog BurtBaddog BurtBaddog is the leader of the gang and the computer genius. He can break through a bank firewall quicker than you can withdraw your money in the teller line. He is meaner than a pitbull (some resemblance) so don’t make fun of his short stature.

Rowdy RobinRowdy RobinRowdy is the gang organizer. She analyses the job and makes sure each one knows what their duties are for the next heist. She likes to party and drinks so much that she has 3 kidneys to process the alcohol.

Sleepy SasserSleepy SasserDon’t let that sleepy look fool you. Sleepy is the mail fraud expert of the gang. He has mailed out more fake invoices than a postal worker on December 24th. He once mailed an invoice to President Clinton and received prompt payment (or maybe that was hush money).

Cash CandiceCash CandiceCC is the youngster in the gang and the gang treasurer. She accounts for the money that comes in and makes sure that Sasser’s “invoice” money gets posted to the gang’s Swiss bank account. She is like the black widow spider, quiet but deadly.

Maddog MattMaddog MattMaddog is the enforcer. You mess with the gang, you answer to Maddog. The gang calls him the programmer as he can rearrange your face quicker that a quad core processor. He is so quick that he once broke a man’s nose while the man was holding his Starbucks double chocolate latte and not a drop was spilled.

Krazy KerryKrazy Kerry Krazy is the old man of the gang and is certifiably crazy (hence the name). If you get him started on something he will never shut up. One time, someone stole his box of cookies and the gang had to hear about it for weeks. Given that he is the old man of the gang, he accesses the risk before each heist and then defers to Baddog and Rowdy.

And of course And of course ZC MugZC Mug

Nobody really knows what ZC does in the gang. He just sort of hangs around and shows up everywhere the gang goes.

Now let’s follow the Now let’s follow the ganggang and and see what kind of trouble they see what kind of trouble they

get intoget into..

The gang makes a visit to their favorite watering hole.

Sleepy decides to go skinny dipping and Krazy can’t bear to watch.

The The ganggang stops to smells the roses while stops to smells the roses while SleepySleepy finishes his finishes his swim.swim.

Wait a minute.Those ain’t roses.

They have They have reallyreally got to get over their fear of frogs.got to get over their fear of frogs.

The The ganggang gets a little hungry so they decide to drop in at Mickey Dees gets a little hungry so they decide to drop in at Mickey Dees and meet up with and meet up with SleepySleepy for some grub. for some grub.

Wait a minute

That ain’t Sleepy

Who is that guy?

The gang decides to print some “funny” money.

They finally get up with They finally get up with SleepySleepy and he is working another mail fraud scheme.

Notice how he is disguised as an employee of the company.

Now they decide to disguise themselves

to rob a bank.

Where is Krazy?

He is either guarding the door or looking for those cookies.

Looks like the Looks like the ganggang has taken a hostage has taken a hostage

and now they are and now they are tryingtrying to steal a get-away car. to steal a get-away car.

Whose car is that?

The guys take time out from The guys take time out from robbing banksrobbing banks, , kidnappingkidnapping and and stealing stealing cars cars to get their hair doneto get their hair done

and get a pedicure.

Play a little poker. (Looks like ZC has the better hand)

See if they have made the news

and pump up the muscles

Visit some friends Or…former friends in this case.

Looks like there has been a slight disagreement between the guys and gals.

After a hard day, its time for a little personal reflection.

Now that they are thoroughly exhausted

the gang heads into town to visit the local saloon

And what would a saloon be without some live music ?

They were bold and proudThey were brash and loudThey were running wild and freeThey were on the runShootin just for funAs far as the eye could see

The Mug Shot GangThey were meanMean as could be.

They loved playing cardsAnd riding hardThey were not like you and IThey were young and oldSo the story’s toldThey were not afraid to die

The Mug Shot GangThey were meanMean as could be.

They went out on the town one nightSeeing what they could seeThere was a really big gunfightNow they’re as dead as could be.

They were bold and proudThey were brash and loudThey were running wild and freeThey were on the runShootin just for funAs far as the eye could see

The Mug Shot GangThey were meanMean as could be.

The Mug Shot GangThey are deadDead as could be.

But wait !But wait !

One member of the gang is still alive !

THE ENDAll characters and events in the presentation are fictional. Any similarity to real persons, either living or dead, is purely coincidental.