Tim GUNDAY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, SUNDAY i:orNIXG, DECESZA 31, 1322. "

infinitely, long and monotLafdnerGonsideis Traffic, Town Hall Gossip JJL?s7' n iT f f. t f rnr-rti-T fZ i f ill vVex Btj-V- felhe:Gossiper -f ? - 7 .J I . - f i 1 a V 1 '.if: lfl'. --rPutai Ban Vori, FiFFollc

T REAT chimes ia The - Journal " btdlding tower 4wLicKrwiUrathe' radio for- - people all over the coast .and . which will probably be heard all-ov- er

North America. IWovyjBozarison Melody ' Phiends, ; the splendid - musical , organizationlfcb wiU gro

with Ae miUionollar voice. at the lert holding prcarau Clift s handling thetransmitter. ; Hallock1 6c i Watson :i operate vThe Journal ' studio and broadcast The Journal

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for the first time. '. 'All of the mall nowhas the ' correct call signal. 55 ; "i . :

The navy system, as before- - said, hasa name for: each letter of the alpha-bet. They are; - t ,r Able, , boy. ; aost, - dog. ' easy, fox,george. have, item. Jig, 'king, love,mike, nan, oboe, pup.' quackvv rot. sail,tare. unit. vice, watch, x-ra-y.. yoke andsed.. . , ' ' : . -

- Universal adoption ,W - this 'schemeof announcing call signals of the manybroadcasting, stations, it ia - believed,would not only do away-wit- the con-fusion now prevalent but would alsoadd greatly, to the enjoyment of the

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of "Fatty Arbuckle comedies. MayorBaker gave a. hint of Portland senti-ment.' X believe, when, he said the otherdaythat he would hate tb-- be the the-atre .manager in this city who under-took to show the Arbuckle films, as he

f would get some Impressions of pub ticopinion that would be very lasting, "

Twae a' strange sight, mates, in thedty council chambers the other day.

t , erut 4body 5 which "presidesover the' destinesof this municipal-ity sat la solemnconclave the fumesof ; burning 'yen-sh- e

arose and, oneby one the city so-lo-ns

bent theirheads 'over .theburning stinkpotand the nnforget-abl- e

smell of theInsidious. s m o k epenetrated the of-ficial nostrils.

" W an " unmistakable . odor ; thatonce emelled cannot be forgotten." de--dared Mayor Baker, who has been' avis utiui in uie xignt against. tne nar-eo- Oc

evil In Portland and Oregon., Oh, yes,; I almost forgot to explain

"how come." " A; hotel man ' was onthe carpet' for permitting drug ad-dicts to harbor themselves in .his place.He claimed he' didnt know thesmellof : yen she.' Officer ; Shaffer steppedto the fore and produced some of thecaptured drug and then came "thedemonstration. The hotel man was re-quired to take whiffs of the smoke suf-ficient to make a lasting impression.Wonder - the .whole bunch rwasn't--pulled." : - '. . .

Syracuse SaysJournal RadioIslleardThere

B. I' Peters ef BIe TIste,' CaL re-- iports that eoseerts from The Journalstudio and the , chimes eome is soloadly on kls set that by nslng a stagaavex flshemiea on the river ese halfnils from the station eaa hear 1U , r

E. B. Webb of Syracuse, N.X?--- ' T, comes word . that a broadcastfrom station KGG. broadcasters of TheJournal news bulletins, had been heardin , the Knickerbocker city at "10 :30Eastern time, December 1.- Many S'such ' reports have been re--,ceived by the local station but credencehas not been given them due to- - thefailure of those writing to give anydetails of the broadcast. t Only to thisway-- is a sure check made, for the canletters of other stations might be mis-taken '" ' 'for KGO;

This would be impossible, ' however,if KOO were actually operating forthat Station announces Its signal as"King, JOeorge. George." The timecfreception. 7 je PsciflC time, wouhl Indicate that Tne-journ- al stletins were heard. I " ; '

The communication from Webb isaddressed to t Station KGO, Portland,Oregon. It reada: ;, ' " ".-- - --; "We heard your station last eveningabout 10:S0 Eastern Standard timaCame through very dear." 1- - '

Despite the holidaj season, when theradio set is - forgotten in the generalfestivities and also despite the fact thestation has given only one concert dur-ing the past week, a large umbr ofreports have been received. . The listis printed below. As usual "JtyCalifornia stations; having heard KGGfor the first time are uateu. f ,T

Cohxatbn ba orohatra '- - Vary seed.

BeXsoan The . ehbaaa o la atnos.CaTiaSThaak. tm imams ead.

alhsuaran-- are e--ala. . tortgtoraStSSaSS? 1Hr- - 0.10-1-- A leak a

Wraataa Toor atodulatios is fiae, J. W.

Wvamlnsf Wortend The'ehisMS ea legaarly.

New Vark' hii TT rrt Tour ataOoa last aisht

ill. E. a nan.V Eha Oraafc Haird yaa H. "tti'Ood--dard.' TJaBW Toa braak thronrt smsi . nwer-fanne- s.

wry wdL, WHIUm Knurr.- a Indlane

' Worth Maaohartar Heud part at year progresv A. I Obat . .'TCsUav

SaSpao teat sou Pn - Siuuimt ef tadiBC-Ma-M. Crosier.

KGG-KG-NV ' NEW VCAR'S CVK

7.-0- atoo now. kUarios Xaplst. tU- -

ioriM:l aaa- - (The ateele). asaSMaafltm lit st MOlJM

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Basemen's SUIonr Hi ,hi a New Vaar ee aaaclarty

' 1 Tao Toot 'ioowj ' ,5 "The Darktowa Flapoen Ban."a an Oriantal romance ' f-.- 4

"Uichty fak a vBeaa. ehuaaa; by

j 6 "Hot lipe, Xa Btara to SQwaay eheros.6 "H Km" special srraacewMBt. .Da Mats oof,7 "HaaaUag Bhias," ia

elty ehorm.8 "After JCwry Party." v " V '

. a "Canlisa la the HorBiaa special ar--

It Whea - the v LatTaa Coaia TuihHns12 "Oanagher ' aad Bheaa,"' lasumramsz

aad De Mars, aax arsaawat. ' -IS "Deatiay." aax sole br "Pe lfss with

Foot ea iteni rmtar.. 14 "Japa&aas Mesa, IasMSSeaux. ' eaelsriae Foot ea Japanese effeet. ; :

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18 o'Cloek is the MoraiasVehers en damea.

IT "Modolatioa Bhwa." piano: salpoved and played kr Beasra,

18 m la My Jixia Borne- - Toawrrew.It mtdnltht KG a. .The - JoemaT ehima. rteelssj eut ths eMvyesr. .r

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LDOVTlOfi of , the letter-nam- e ays- -item of giving the call signal of

their station has won many favorablecomments" for KGO station; broadcastJeraof The Journal news bulletins, andconcerts, from 'The ' Journal-- ; buildingstudio..; " " : '.- - ?; v : -

.Similarity i 6f letters' ' when pro-nounced alone .makes . It. difficult forlisteners to J correctly , asoertsin: thecall. ef the many; stations now ,on theair.; esDedaUv ' If ' sortie distance fromthe ' broadcasting'' station.;- - Interfer-ence from static or local statlons-.als- otends to make it impossible oseparatethe calls - when ; the letters' alone aregiven.--- --

H. HallocK.' broadcastmnnouheerfor atatlonvKOO,' now usfathe sys-tem that has proved highly auccessfui,The i system is, used" Jn the UnitedStates navy to designate, the flags. iofthe signal code.' Instead of calUhg outthe ' letter-- . alone each .'has' a,? nambeginning with the letter the flag repr-esents.-; SV;.-,I-

Using, this system the- - catt VX3Q Isnow broadcast mm'IKing v --GeorgeGeorge." ' Before this was adopted- - re-plies from ' distant : points weret loftenaddressed, to station KGB, KDD.KBBor any of the' combinations 'that p&opetlcally'sound'lUce' KGG,. '

Since the letter-nam- e has been 'usedthere has .been" no trouble experiencedby those who-hav- e heard the station

RADIO;:at A? eon plettlyv erxippel sandlns sad -

amtkm aad --axpeTimental Mteia--.1 tanaa. GrmdoaUa are qualilwd te'pasi.ear GoTerruiMSt eTrahation. ' .' :

. . Pay aw Mleht Oleaiaa fyttftKOOri IHSTtTUTgef TXCMWOLOaV

' Ui riser V. M. O. A, ata see TartarIIIHIIIHIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIII

onous "cnapUr, stretching over a mlV-Iio- ayears or more.. The second Uf the

phase of artlflclat subsistence shortchapter covering a period of-- i0,000 orU.000 years at the utmost, but a pe-riod crowded with events which 'havea critical .bearing on our present andfuture welfare.".., ' ' . - ' ., Dr. Keith then proceeds to show hoarmankind faces the problem of con-tinn-ed

existence In an ever more high-ly complicated artificial' environmentwith-th- e pnysicai and .mental equip-- ;meat provided during the million yearsof "natural subsisteac." , ' ' '

Znjreviewing the racial problems ofthe world the lecturer pays haqfy buteignlficant attention to tne negro prob ilem in tha Southern states, the .an U--Asiatic problem in the Pacific states,the racial situation: in Latin-Americ- a,the anti-Orlen- tai situation in Aua- -tralla, the Maori problem in New Zealand, the complicated racial : difficulties In South Africa, and finally to theIrish sitoaUon In the British Isles. Hisremarks 1 upon - all - ot - these "criticalpoints In the ebb and: flow Of hamanaffairs are not Infrequently . surprising, but-- are; always stimulating andsensible.: f This lecture is a . distinctcontribution- - to that altogether tooscanty literature which, tends to clar-ify ; the ; social " muddle with criticalthinking instead of adding to Its murk

of Prejudice. . . :f"Olrolo," by Edaa Parbws. ' Doubleday. pa

it V., ttudaa Caty. H. T. 11.75.This collection, of eight delectable

from the pen of Edna Ferber willoften 'tickle the reader's funny, bone,occasionally ' twang his heart-strin- g;and with pleasant rarity disturb hisconscience or set off his cerebral (apparatus. Edna Ferber writes aboutthe same kind of people In the samesort of settings that have- - providedtnemes for the more philosophical nar-ratives of Sinclair Lewis 'and Sher-wood 'Anderson, but she blinks acharitable eye at the; shortcomingsand ' blemishes that have, fascinatedthose gentlemen. She does ' not flat- -,ter. , Her smile often makes onesquirm. The point to her Joke is fre-quently a sharp one. Tou cannot saythat her Interpretation is less true tollfe-th- an that, of "Matn St'e" :.."The Triumph of tfie"gg.V' Xt.ls sim-ply another view of a slice of Ameri-can existence- - which "can be viewedfrom a good many different angles.And ner view happens to be a fairlypleasant and very entertaining one. , "

Most of the stories in this collectionhave to do with Chicago. - Hyde Park;Englewood. . Michigan avenue, EUlisavenue-j-the- lr flats, hotels and parksprovide - homely . Ferberesque scenes.But New York, Winnebago, Hollywood.Honolulu and Okoochee. all come in

treatment that makesthis volume curiously reminiscent ofo. uenrjrs iar uung command of set

- The people of the stories they are-garage - mechanics. - Inmates . or theHome for Aged Gentlemen, actresses.clerks, and boarding house, waitresseaHow Edna Ferber has ever . managedto get so intimately into the lives ofSo many such - people is a mystery.And how she has managed to makehigh .. romance- - out , of their common-place comings and goings that is thesecret of. her art-- i i

.One thing such a collection as thisbetrays about ' Edna - Ferber. is thenumber of times she-- ' works the samelittle .stunt on . her readers, the ' frequency with which she plays up somefavorite trick or - bit or cleverness.They have to be pretty good to startwith, or she couldn't put them over sooften without offending. '.The Penitent." br Edn Worthier VnSar- -wood, Honhtan-Mifni- B company, Bea

ton). S2. . v .! The one thing that would seem to us

more difficult than making ordinaryhuman beings seem romantically interesting la the. making of romanticallyextraordinary beings seem interestingly human, i It is this latter task which

dna Worth ley Underwood undertakesin a trilogy of epio novels depictingthe fall of European civiliiation com-mencing with the Napoleonic' era andclosing with modern time. ? She firstbfthe trilogr to be offered the readingpubUo is "The Penitent.' having to dowith the life of Alexander L tsar ofRussia. Pushkin, v Russia's Byronicpoet or the period.' Prince Metternich.the - Bmpress :. Klixabeth Alexandra,Count Woronsow, and later. NUtcolasI Such .people are the characters presented in . this tremendous drama.

We suspect 'that with- - such 'a themeand such actors this romance has ar-rived Just about 6 years --too late tobecome extensively f popular, Thatmay be r more of a comment on thereaders than upon the novel, but Inany case it Is certain that the doingsof kings and ,queens.trof princes ai2acounts, are not as. appealing to popuiar sympathies as' 'they were a quarter of a century - ago. ," Nevertheless.the story of Alexander 1 is : excellentdramatic material which has been reilhandled in this noveL The story, hasbeen given a particularly strong climxthat unleashes the Imagination. Theportrait of the emperor as a sensitivehuman being Z of ; good . intentions.hedged about by the bonds of his position, the tool or rorces beyond hiscontrol,' bearing- - burdens and weightedby obligations too great for humanstrength it is Indeed a powerful pic-ture;- and, doubtless. a true one. Themany loose strands in the narativemust be forgiven as unavoidable in ahistoric novel that is true to its history, and the sense of incompletenessIs, we trust, to be. satisfied by- - thefurther novels ,oi the trilogy. ,

Rebecca West, - author ; of - "TheJudge" CDoran), has been engaged byLee Keedlck for a lecture tour of theUnited States, next i fall. Her subjectsare' not announceo. ... . '

IT was the hundredth annivarsary of the birth of Louis Pas-teur. :? The Ofe of i"the most perfectmantwhe has ver entered the, king-dom of cienos' is good enough read-ing tor anyona The best biographyavailable in this 'country is that byKene , vauery-Kad-ot. . roubleday, Page

Christmas CheerIs Carried to 64

: V Destitute HomesChristmas cheer- - was carried to ' C4

destitute families by ' operators of the; Paclno Telephone at Telegraph comi psny exchange during Christmas weekend, according to reports Just made, bynine central offioa committees. - - ;

Through bazaars and benefit dinnersthe operators of the. nine offices succeeded in raising $500 before the holi-da-ya

To this amount was added alarge amount of groceries and articlesoC clothing. . Baskets of Christmas foodwere prepared. Money, clothing andfuel was sent to many of the familiesin addition to the basketa J v

Every ease In which assistance wasgiven was Investigated ; before reliefwas offered. The-- baskets and othercommodities were distriboted by truckssupplied by the -- plant department.

f The " selsnre t Seattle Thursdaynftrht of 60 Xlerman made Maoeerrifles and' 15,000 cartridges consignedto ni7vn-- win eaa to niiwl utbers of a ricaf ertea?ed in getting mu- -r'-so- trca.. in

Gleaned byTime' was when the geographical

eepter of the city of Portland lay onthe west side of the Willamette river

and not s so , farfrom the water-front. But timesdo change, and itis now determinedthat, the geograpb-c- al

center is atDupont and Lar-rab- ee

streets, onthe east aide ofthe river, i twoblocks north ofBroadway.- -

C A. McClure,headv draftsman In

the street extension department. isthe man responsible-- for this determi-nation. . Looks like a formidable taskto tackle this sort of problem, but Me-Clur- e's

method was easy' and ; la de-clared; to be " fairly accurate." f Hiaformula? TTwas like thlsi McChwetook a map of the entire city, cut ft1down to the exact boundary line andthen mounted it on cardboard.. H thenbalanced It on a pin. point, and foundthat the balancing point was at : th Istreet intersections named. . At . thislocation, on adjacent lota axe somefine old residences which, have., are--msrlra.Klak irlw nn ud down 'the "Willamette and across to th4 CouncU Crestand Kings Heights skylinea , . . ,.

Has this thing of New Tear's resolutions gone Into the : discard, alongwith blue-gla-ss windows,, hoop skirts.

pusues, wnraners1 a, la Santa Claua,f. . . .i etcetera? f Don't

you believe it .Thef ra- - . list is la the mak- -'ing ,.. right . nowamong . city ; h allofficiate, and, parrUaUy. at least. I'velearned about It.

- Mayor Baker re-solves, with thehelp of providenee,to stand . firmlyagainst having his

picture In the newspapers, except, ofcourse, ' where the editors or reportersseem to want same. v ,' Commissioner Mann has resolved notto tell?. another "story" during citycouncil sessions at least In the coun-cil chamber Itself. . He may have toget excused and go out' Into the ante-chamber to tell a new one he's Justthought of, however. ;.J

Commissioner Blgelow has resolvedto try to look upon an. alien holder ofa city license at least as a brothersomewhat far removed, and to adjudgeno man guilty until he has failed toprove himself innocent. ? " u .

Commissioner Barbur . has resolvedto buy a-- ' new pipe for use at theffour fifths" sessions of the councilthat Is, as soon as the old one gets alittle more worn-- out. ..: -v Commissioner Pier: resolves that theremaining months of: his incumbencyas city commissioner will be so re-plete with good work.' on behalf ofPortland that his aon. Stanhope Pier,will have to step mighty lively to keepup the Pier record when he trteps intothe municipal harnesav j,. ,' Ehr George Parrish. dty health ofrfleer, is an amiable man and ' a busyone. Frequently his office is swamped

with callers , whoinsist on i seeingthe doctor himself,: V.' although, in manycases, their affairs

i could be 1. takencare of by somemember of the of-fice staff.' And attimes . the waitinglist gets impatientbecause the doctoris behind : closed

Mr.. ' doors with some-one --who got. theretn at. Such a .situation ; existed . theother day.- - But it was cleared away bythe doctor himself. , . '..

He opened, the door of his privateoffice to slip out for something andan irate citizen who had been waitingfor some , time became "spokesman forhimself and the others at hand. He in-sistently- insisted that be would haveto the doctor tn his private officewithout further delay, and-- : intimated

' e other waiters were tn the sameplight. t . . "' - affable "agj'ever,1 swungwide open the door and aakedthe manto atep inslde.V However.' bedolntedout the'1 fact that tha ether- - occupantCt the inner office .was onsTof the fin- -'est - cases ef well-develop- ed smallpoxhe had seen" In many a.ay.; Immedi-ately --the impatient man ' determinedthat he had a pressing; engagementelsewhere, and one. by one the, othersfaded away. " . i

"Simply . an ' Incident: In our. day'swork, was Dr. ParrisVs omment. :' John Mann, city, commlslonervunderwhose supervision ' come The Cedars,came back from Salem the other day,

after --, a sessionwith the statebudget committee,and expressed ela-tion that all was aswell with him asIt is. .. He ' hadasked ' for 164,000from state fundsfop The Cedars Institution - for the'next two ': years.The committee cutdown ' the amountrecommended. t o

$55.000. ' John admitted that the $84,-00- 0,was the "askin price," ala David

Harum, and that, as a matter of facthe was pleased over the provision thathas been made tentatively for state

wpayment to Portland for the care ofThe Cedars of unfortunate girls whoare residents : of othr parts . of thestate than .Portland -- j,V&"

I Thia item of 55.0O9 has to be passedupon ,finally-- , by the state legislature,after It runs! the gauntlet of the jointways and means committee from bothhouses i but the precedent has been setfor state aid during the two years justclosing, and it la altogether likely thatthe proposed appropriation will stand.. Whoever it is that has the assign-ing of office- - room to the various cityBureaus surely has an idea of the

eternal ; fitness ofthings or- - else aquaint sense v ofhumor, for X noticebe has housed - inone. room the cityinspector! ofweights and meaavores and the boardef censors of mo-tion pictures.?;:

Weighed in the, balance and found

wanting Ia; thefate of certain mo--

i.. . j at the handa of thecensor" board ; and weights and meas-ures found : wanting In accuracy isthe result Sot Sealer --E. D. Jones, workon behalf of the city. .

Prospect is that the public Itself cango into the weighing and measuringand . censoring " business soon shouldthe theatrical mangers decide to trythe pub'ie. pulse wiih the presentation

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listener, by doing so. .. Instead of be-ing In doubt as to the station heardthe radio fan would be able to creditthe proper station .with its own work.

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.. " By King W. LardnerTo the "editor; ' . ,

Nobody that drives a car or ridesIn one will Question the statementthat the traffic conditions in bis

cities is some- -,thins terrible andin sma.ll townseven worse.,- -

This fact hasbeen pointed outn u merable timesby the undersignand I have alsoto suggested r m e--.v x dys to which no--

4 "" 1 body, seems to payffl jyno tension toV them probablybecause they did not have thebrains to think them up peraonly.

I am all through trying to tell thepolice how to improve same as faras vehicular traffic is concerned,but my tension has now been calledto a traffic situation ; which ia awhole lot worse '- in small townson a Saturday night and In bigcities aU the wile, namely, the side-walk traffic situation. ."'1 8 and lOyrs. ago Jt was possiblefdr a man to walk a block in thebusiness diat. ' f pretty near anytown and not get shoved off in tothe gutter or worse and it was alsopossible to step in to a elevator ora St. car or subway and find enoughStanding rm. so as your figure wasno different when you come outthan when you went in. But thatwas S and ;i0 yra ago.'I Since then the population of theentire country has increased I for-get how many per cent but any waya person and a specially a man istakelng .there life in to their ownhands when they try to walk any- -'wheres now days except out on alonely country rd. like the ones theyhave in New Jersey and even thatla dangerous and when you half toride in a elevator or at. car it Is sel-dom'' never you come out the sameman. " ' " .

.'

- 'j.Well you will ask how .can these

conditions be remedied because youcant make no distinctions betweenpeople and keep some of them homewhere they belong wile others is al-lowed to home the great out doors' "at will. . ...

This would be In direct, violenceto our constitution which declareseverybody equal which is no sillierthan' other things in the eonstitu-Uo- n

a specially some'7 of the recentadditions to sameC. .: 1-- -,

Luckly a man in Boston namePaul - "Whelton has came'' forwardswith a suggestion --which It looks tome: like ft would solve the problemand. at the same time cause a greatmany men and women'of both sexesto --think , seriously about physicaltraining and ; the proper diet andthus confer a, boom on the futureracev.. fV i'j ;

Mr. Whelton'a idear Is something.like as follows: . if-:,

. He points out-tha- t every tnsur-Co- ..has provided themselfs

with a table of statistics showinghow much every man and woman

their hight and age. 'S

. . - By Hareld H. Story :F i ef Eksflnh.' Paeffie University

"JCitionmiity aad Baoa. ay Arthor KHKOxford raiverdty Psssv Hamphray . UiVford, Loadoaw aaXr. Arthur Keith's lecture, "Nation-

ality and Race From an Anthropolo-gst- "sPoint of Vlew. being the Rob-

ert Boyle lecture delivered before the' Oxford. University , Junior Scientificclub in ISIS, la presumably not obtain-able at the book stores and may notfee readily available at alt public libra-ries. Bat, though an exceedingly briefand more than elementary survey ofsome ' important problems,' it is wellworth whatever trouble it may cost to

- get hold of it. ' It does not solve anyof the riddles that trouble the world,nor provide ready-ma-de answers fort ry . of the questions that perplex

walk.? -in' Like for lost.' I am a man S 7 yraof age and 6 ft. 1 and inch 'talland my weight is 187 lbs, which isexactly what the tables say X oughtto be. : f:'' t.

'But there is very 'few other thatis perfect and a specially amongstthe ladies. So Mr. . Whelton wantsa law past in every city and townmakeing It, compulsory for everycitizen male and female, to keepdown to the weighf ! which the Insurance Co. says they should be according to j there hight and age andif this was done he claims thatenough 'people would get narrowerso that the congestion amongst pe-destrians would be reduced to aminim. , And they1 no doubt In mymind that he ain't righC "'After the passage of the law-th-e J

enforcement .would be the nextquestion and I suggest the followinjgas the best method. r Have trafficpolicemans stationed at every corner In the middle' of the aide walkand also at the entrance to all st.cars, subways and elevators andhave these policemans equippedwith a reliable scalea U:

They would be required to ob-serve every- - individual that comethere way. In many cases it wouldbe evident that the party observedwas O. K. and fulfilling the law,

Lbut when a party come along thatlooked suspicious the policemanswould have authority to stop4 them,inquire in regards to their age sjddhight and then ask them to kindlystep on the scales for Just a mo-ment. ,V'..,.;J' ;:' r- - ; ;.: '

' If it was 'found that the' police-mans suspicions wan wrong, theparty would be allowed to proceedafter a slight apology on the partof the policemans. 7; '

IT on the other hand the partywas found to be over weight he orshe would be ordered to stay "hometill they had. trained down to the"proper weight. "There name 'andaddress would be wrote down andIf they were caught a 2d. time be-fore they had fulfilled the law theywould be locked up a couple wks. Ina cell' too tight for them; i 5 ': v

. Of course the statistics as com-piled, by the Insurance Co. is basedon what a person, weighs when theyalnt got no clothes .; on, you mightsay and as it' might not be handyfor everybody to stripe In the st.or a office bldg. before they steppedon the scales,: why the policemanswould half to kind of make a studyof gents and ladles clothes and .beable to. tell at a glance what wouldbe the dlfferents In there weightdressed , and vice versal A. goodmany butchers is expert along theselines and It might be a good idearto draft some of same in to the po-lice force..

I give you Mr. Whel ton's sugges-tion 'for what It is worth which tomy . way of thinking is a whole lotbut J. don't supposenothing wUlcome of It as they too many overIce people with . influence . to let

such a law get past. In fact whenyou come down to eases pretty neareverybody that, has got Influence Isover sise. Hence the expression: hecarries a lot of weight... " .

(Cepnichi lt23. by Ball sradfaatev 1aa

statesmen. 'But It does declare thoseriddles and propound .those questionsIn their, simplest terma It' is; an ex-position of euKuraV racial and politi-cal fundamental which Indicate thenature and direction that human

must take, if it does notforecast in any profound degree theresults which these Investigations arelikely to achieve, w t .vnTou cannot ' explore the - secretsources from which they spring." saysDr. ; Keith of modern racial and

"unless youhave grasped the immensity of man'sunwritten history. '

Forr the anthropologist." be con-tinues, "there are only two well-mark- edphases In human history. The

first phase is that ef ratural subsist- -

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