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“ “ Hard work never Hard work never killed anybody, but killed anybody, but
why take a chance? ’’why take a chance? ’’
Cort BarkerCort Barker
“ “ Hard work never Hard work never killed anybody, but killed anybody, but
why take a chance? ’’why take a chance? ’’
Cort BarkerCort Barker
Computers can do things Computers can do things
really fast . . . like get really fast . . . like get you angry.you angry.
Computers can do things Computers can do things really fast . . . like get really fast . . . like get
you angry.you angry.
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which causes her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, causes her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months,
she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!" idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers. "Denise," the doctor answers.
The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name
Denise." Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."The doctor replies, "Denephew."
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which causes her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, causes her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months,
she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!" idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers. "Denise," the doctor answers.
The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name
Denise." Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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