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Refuse to grow old gracefully. Leave like you came in—kicking and raising a stink. Jacketless Hardcover 5 x 5 in, 240 Pages Flip Cartoon Pub Date: March 2019 The only thing worse than a lawn mower that won’t start is one that will. Nothing is impossible, except peeing in a naked man's pocket. Judge Roy English Small minds and big mouths have a way of hooking up . $12.99 U.S. ENGLISH Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
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Page 1: ˆ ˚ ˚ˆ ˚ˆ have a way of hooking up · always fair, but things have a way of working out. Older country folks know a lot of stuff that ain’t wrote down nowhere. ... talk to

Refuse to grow old gracefully. Leave like you came in—kicking

and raising a stink.

Jacketless Hardcover5 x 5 in, 240 PagesFlip CartoonPub Date: March 2019

The only thing worse than a lawn mower that won’t start is

one that will.

Nothing is impossible, except peeing in a naked man's pocket.

Judge Roy English

Small minds and

big mouths

have a way

of hooking up.

$12.99 U.S.

ENGLISH Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

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Life isn’t always fair, but things

have a way of working out.

Older country folks

know a lot of stuff

that ain’t wrote

down nowhere.

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The acorn doesn’t fall

far from the tree.

but some nuts roll a

long way from

their roots.

Lazy and

Quarrelsome are

ugly sisters.

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Make yourself

useful.

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If you can’t

weave a

blanket,

mend a sock.

Don’t loan money to a friend. Give it to him. You’ll have a

better chance of being repaid.

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Behold the

gift of a brand

new day.

Take time to call all politicians who oppose prayer in school and

give them a good cussing.

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Tell the grandkids your

computer is broken

so they will have to

listen to your stories.

To have a good

neighbor, be a

good neighbor.

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When it comes to

telemarketers, the

rule you taught

the little kids now

applies to you: Don’t

talk to strangers!

There’s a shovel to fit every hand. find yours.


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