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Written by Cary Mcneal
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Copyright © 2010 by Cary McNeal
All rights reserved.
This book, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any
orm without permission from the publisher; exceptions ar
made for brief excerpts used in published reviews.
Published by
Adams Media, a division of F+W Media, Inc.
57 Littlefield Street, Avon, MA 02322. U.S.A.www.adamsmedia.com
ISBN 10: 1-60550-624-9
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eISBN: 978-1-44050-693-2
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ndertaking any project based upon any informatio
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Contents
Acknowledgments
ntroduction
Chapter 1 Are You Gonna Eat That?The Ugly Truth about Food and Drink
Chapter 2 Every Little Thing We Do
TragicHuman (Mis)Behaviors
Chapter 3 Totally Gross AnatomyThe Human Body Exposed
Chapter 4 Was It Bad for You, Too?Everything You Never Wanted to Knoabout Sex and Love
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Chapter 5 Will You Survive the 9-to-5?More Reasons to Hate Your Job, YouBoss, and Your Idiot Coworkers
Chapter 6 We Be Illin’The Sickening Truth about Your Health
Chapter 7 “And in My Spare Time, I Enjo
Dying”Bad News about the Things You Do foFun—or Used To
Chapter 8 Let Me Hear Your Potty Talk
The Straight Poop on Going to thBathroom
Chapter 9 The Price of Vice
Fifty More Reasons Not to Smoke, Drinkor Do Drugs
Chapter 10 You Have the Right to RemaiShockedThings You Shouldn’t Know about Crim
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and Punishment
Chapter 11 When It Rains, It PoursA S#*tstorm of Scary Facts about t
Weather
Chapter 12 You Animals!Beastly Tales of Creatures Tha
Outnumber Us
Chapter 13 The Fruited PlainFrightening Facts about America anAmericans
Chapter 14 Open Wide and Say, “OS#*t!”Bad Medicine. Really, Really, Really Bad
Chapter 15 They Did What?!Not-So-Proud Moments in World History
Chapter 16 Buggin’ Out
nsect Facts That Will Give You th
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Creepy-Crawlies
Chapter 17 Foreign ObjectsStrange Facts about Faraway Place
Where People Talk Funny
Chapter 18 Do You Believe?Facts and Claims about Aliens, Ghosts
he Olsen Twins, and Other Realms of the Unexplained
Chapter 19 We’re ToastBad News about Our World and Wh
We’re All Headed theWay of the Dodo
Chapter 20 What the—?!
The Worst of the Worst and the Weirdeof the Weird
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Acknowledgments
Writing any book is a massive undertakingand no author does it alone, even thougyou certainly feel alone when it’s 4:30 on
beautiful sunny spring afternoon and you’rtuck inside banging your head against thdesk as you try to come up with somethinunny to say about people being beheadeor bugs that eat human flesh while all youriends and family are outside somewherhaving fun without you, usualaccompanied by alcohol.
Still, a lot of people made this boo
happen, and I need to thank themEspecially if I want to get hired againThose people are:
Holly Schmidt and Allan Penn at Holla
Publishing, for giving me the opportunity t
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write this book, for believing in me, focoddling me and listening to me whine anbitch about how hard it was and convincinme it would be worth the effort in the end.
was.Matt Glazer and Paula Munier at Adam
Media, for their guidance and patience, anor giving a first-time author a chance.
Kirsten Amman, my researcher, whosask was monumental; yet she did it witvigor and efficiency and glee. For that could kiss her, but I don’t want he
boyfriend to beat my ass, so she’ll havettle for a heartfelt thank you.Jenny Bent of The Bent Agency, for he
generous and invaluable advice, and Elain
English, my attorney, for reading all thong, wordy documents and knowing exactwhich parts were most important.
My friends Don and Danna Calder, foegal assistance, medical supervisionpatience, and encouragement, and fo
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entertaining my family while I was holed uwriting.
Beverly Linzer Jenkins and AdriannGershberg, the funniest chicks I know, fo
heir comic genius and inspiration, and amy friends from List of the Day.
Amy Miller and Tom Jacobsen for theunconditional friendship and for waitin
months for me to answer their e-mails aneturn their phone calls. Amy Winter, my professional role mod
and friend, and the entire crew at Wol
Bros Post.My parents, Perry and Jean McNeal, an
he rest of my family for their interest inand support of, my writing.
My wife Paige and daughter Keaton fooving me no matter what.
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