Draft BeerFood
Special Effect: DwI
As my turn, I can hand this card from my
Stuff to anyone with a car. This card goes
into their Stuff, and their Cars go away!
5Points
Cost: 4Lawyer’s House: -1Doctor’s House: -1Doctor’s Best Friend: -2
Golfing HatClothing
Special Effect: Bonus Points
Check it out! The Golfing Hat is worth 3
more points if I also have the Golfing
Shoes! How good is that!
5Points
Cost: 3Lawyer’s House: -1Doctor’s House: -1Doctor’s Best Friend: -2
Golfing ShoesClothing
Special Effect: Bonus Points
Check it out! The Golfing Shoes are
worth 3 extra points if I also have the
Golfing Hat! That’s a total bonus of 6!
6Points
Cost: 4Lawyer’s House: -1Doctor’s House: -1Doctor’s Best Friend: -2
Spare BedroomShelter
Dear Diary:Today I scored a place to sleep. It’s just a
spare bedroom, but to me it’s like a bottom-less dump for all my trash!
7Points
Cost: 5Doctor’s House: -1Doctor’s Best Friend: -2
Doctor’s Guest HouseShelter
11Points
Cost: 8Doctor’s House: -2Doctor’s Best Friend: -3
Dear Diary:I am like totally in the guest house of this
awesome old clown who wants badly to get meout of his main house! It’s Dope!
Golf ClubsFiner Thing
Special Effect: Free Favors
Surprise! I can discard this card from my
Hand and put 4 favors at the Lawyer’s
House. This takes my whole turn!
8Points
Cost: 5Doctor’s House: -1Doctor’s Best Friend: -2
Doctor’s CarFiner Thing
Special Effect: Car
Radical! Whenever I move, I can roll
one, two, or three dice! This totally rocks!
Plus I can park wherever I want!
12Points
Cost: 6Doctor’s House: -1Doctor5’s Best Friend: -3
Doctor’s Hot TubFiner Thing
Dear Diary:I am like completely hanging out with this
totally awesome chick who like thinks I’m likedangerous and like really smart and stuff.
18Points
Cost: 8Doctor’s House: -1Doctor’s Best Friend: -3
Plastic SurgeryFiner Thing
Special Effect: Free Favors
Surprise! I can discard this card from my
Hand and put 4 favors at the Waitress’
House. This takes my whole turn!
14Points
Cost: 7Doctor’s House: -1Doctor’s Best Friend: -3
Leftover PorkFood
Special Effect: Bonus Points
Dude! The Leftover Pork is worth 2
more points if I also have the Leftover
Beans! Get it? Pork and Beans!
4Points
Cost: 4Waitress’ House: -1Waitress’ Best Friend: -2
Leftover BeansFood
Special Effect: Bonus Points
Dude! The Leftover Beans are worth 2
more points if I also have the Leftover
Pork! Zang!
3Points
Cost: 3Waitress’ House: -1Waitress’ Best Friend: -2
Leftover RiceFood
Dear Diary:I am like obsessed with convincing this
chick to buy more Richard Dreyfuss moviesbut she is totally ignoring my obvious hints.
2Points
Cost: 2Waitress’ House: -1
Leftover GravyFood
Dear Diary:It made my eyes water, but she begged me
to like take this leftover gravy off her hands,so I sucked it up and, uh, did.
1Point
Cost: 1Waitress’ House: -1Waitress’ Best Friend: -1
Sun DressClothing
Special Effect: Free Favors
Surprise! I can discard this card from my
Hand and put 3 favors at the Artist’s House.
This takes my whole turn!
5Points
Cost: 4Waitress’ House: -1Waitress’ Best Friend: -2
Work-Out ClothesClothing
Special Effect: Extra Die
lookit! I can roll one extra die when I
move and ignore the lowest! This doesn’t
stack up with other Extra Dice! Narf!
7Points
Cost: 4Hippies’ House: -1Waitress’ House: -1Waitress’ Best Friend: -1
Jogging ShoesClothing
Special Effect: Extra Die
Gee Whiz! I can roll one extra die when
I move and ignore the lowest! This doesn’t
stack up with other Extra Dice! Yowza!
5Points
Cost: 4Doctor’s House: -1Waitress’ House: -1Waitress’ Best Friend: -1
Waitress’ Guest BedShelter
Special Effect: Free Favors
Surprise! I can discard this card from my
Hand and put 3 favors at the Gambler’s
House. This takes my whole turn!
9Points
Cost: 6Waitress’ House: -1Waitress’ Best Friend: -2
Entertainment BookFiner Thing
Special Effect: Bus Tokens
This kicks ass! Whenever I take the Bus I
can always decide where to stop! It’s
almost like I just won the game!
4Points
Cost: 6Waitress’ House: -1Waitress’ Best Friend: -2
Buffet ScrapsFood
Dear Diary:The Gambler is totally awesome. He keeps
weird hours, buys expensive stereo equipment,and gets free food sitting around on his ass!
4Points
Cost: 2Gambler’s House: -1Gambler’s Best Friend: -1
Bag of Corn ChipsFood
Dear Diary:Last night someone bet me that I couldn’t
eat an entire bag of Wonder Bread. I saidthrow in a bag of corn chips and you’re on.
3Points
Cost: 2Gambler’s House: -1
Mirage Souvenir CapClothing
Dear Diary:Man, The Gambler is moody.
3Points
Cost: 2Gambler’s House: -1
Crashing in the DenShelter
Dear Diary:...I’m like “who comes down here?” and he’s
like “that’s not the point,” and I’m like “do yougot any toothpaste?” and he’s like “But,”...
6Points
Cost: 4Gambler’s House: -1Gambler’s Best Friend: -2
Fake WatchFiner Thing
Special Effect: Free Favors
Surprise! I can discard this card from my
Hand and put 4 favors at the Gambler’s
House. This takes my whole turn!
10Points
Cost: 6Gambler’s House: -1Gambler’s Best Friend: -2
Lucky DiceFiner Thing
Special Effect: Re-Rolls
Dude! Whenever I want, I can re-roll a
die that I rolled if it’s a “1.” That’s like,
when I move, when I fight, whenever!
4Points
Cost: 7Gambler’s House: -1Gambler’s Best Friend: -3
Diamond RingFiner Thing
Dear Diary:He’s letting me borrow it, but I don’t think
it means we’re engaged. It’s just as well. Ithink he’s a little compulsive.
8Points
Cost: 5Doctor’s House: -1Gambler’s House: -1Gambler’s Best Friend: -3
Poker ChipsFiner Thing
Dear Diary:Today I played poker with some of the
Gambler’s friends. It was totally sweet. I gotThree Pair, a Blaze, and a Gimpsey Doodle.
7Points
Cost: 4Gambler’s House: -1Gambler’s Best Friend: -2
Gambler’s CarFiner Thing
Special Effect: Car
Zoom! Whenever I move, I can roll one,
two, or three dice! This totally rocks!
16Points
Cost: 7Gambler’s House: -2Gambler’s Best Friend: -2
Thai TakeoutFood
Dear Diary:Hot peanut butter and ramen noodles?
They call this a culture? Dude, I need frieswith that. I am not kidding.
3Points
Cost: 3Hippies’ House: -1Waitress’ House: -1Lawyer’s House: -1
Vegetarian PizzaFood
Dear Diary:Today I was like totally Iron Chef. My
ingredient was Vegetarian Pizza, transformedinto actual food using simple meat items.
4Points
Cost: 3Hippies’ House: -1Doctor’s House: -1
Wheat Grass JuiceFood
Dear Diary:Bleah! Wheat grass juice! They owe me for
even trying that stuff. It tasted like Frenchkissing a lawnmower.
0.1 Points
Cost: 0Hippies’ House: -1
Tie Dyed Pants SuitClothing
Dear Diary:They said it looked good on me. They also
said that Dwight Eisenhower ran the countryfrom a secret bunker until 1994.
5Points
Cost: 3Hippies’ House: -1Hippies’ Best Friend: -2
Crashing on the FloorShelter
Dear Diary:Today the ants conspired against me.
Acting as one, they destroyed my sense ofself-worth with their orchestrated wandering.
1Point
Cost: 2Hippies’ House: -1Hippies’ Best Friend: -2
Dog HouseShelter
Dear Diary:What can I say? I needed to get out of the
rain. Plus this dog food makes it own gravy. Atleast, I think that’s what it’s doing.
0.5Points
Cost: 1Lawyer’s House: -1Waitress’ House: -1
Bird SanctuaryShelter
Dear Diary:Today I saw a red-breasted hornblower
and a three-legged Harlequin. It was just likeliving in paradise, except cold and wet.
1Point
Cost: 1Hippies’ House: -1
Camp HighwayShelter
Dear Diary:This is what I get for moving out of my
parents basement? Sometimes I wish I wasstill playing “Get Out.”
2Points
Cost: 1
Hippies’ Micro-BusFiner Thing
Special Effect: Car
ROck on! Whenever I move, I can roll
one, two, or three dice! This totally rocks!
8Points
Cost: 6Hippies’ House: -1Hippies’ Best Friend: -3
Smooth Irish WhiskeyFood
Special Effect: DwI
As my turn, I can hand this card from my
Stuff to anyone with a car. This card goes
into their Stuff, and their Cars go away!
5Points
Cost: 7Artist’s House: -2Lawyer’s House: -2Doctor’s Best Friend: -3
Jacket, 42 ShortClothing
Special Effect: Free Favors
Surprise! I can discard this card from my
Hand and put 2 favors at the lawyer’s
House. This takes my whole turn!
5Points
Cost: 3Lawyer’s House: -2
Silk TieClothing
Dear Diary:I am the hottiest hottie ever to figure out
a half-Windsor.
2Points
Cost: 1Lawyer’s Best Friend: -1
Hallway Hide-a-BedShelter
Dear Diary:I opened up this “hide-a-Bed” and when it
fell out, I thought it was still hiding.
4Points
Cost: 3Lawyer’s House: -1Lawyer’s Best Friend: -1
Couch in the FoyerShelter
Dear Diary:Once I put the coat rack on the porch,
unplugged the doorbell,and locked the cat inthe basement, I finally got some sleep.
2Points
Cost: 1Lawyer’s House: -1
Lawyer’s CarFiner Thing
Special Effect: Car
Bitchin’! Whenever I move, I can roll
one, two, or three dice! This totally rocks!
Plus the cops never hassle me!
15Points
Cost: 8Lawyer’s House: -1Lawyer’s best Friend: -3
Learn Spanish in a Day TapeFiner Thing
Special Effect: Free Favors
Surprise! I can discard this card from my
Hand and put 4 favors at the Waitress’
House. This takes my whole turn!
10Points
Cost: 6Lawyer’s House: -1Lawyer’s Best Friend: -3
Laptop ComputerFiner Thing
Special Effect: Bonus Points
Check it out! The laptop Computer is
worth 5 more points if I also have Time on
the Internet! No surprise there!
10Points
Cost: 7Hippies’ House: -1Lawyer’s House: -1Lawyer’s Best Friend: -3
Time on the InternetFiner Thing
Special Effect: Bonus Points
Check it out! Time on the Internet is
worth 5 more points if I also have the
laptop Computer! That’s 10 extra points!
8Points
Cost: 6Hippies’ House: -1Lawyer’s House: -1Lawyer’s Best Friend: -3
Bagel with LoxFood
Dear Diary:I have never enjoyed Lox more. In fact, I
have never enjoyed it at all.
1Point
Cost: 1Artist’s House: -1
Comfortable SmockClothing
Dear Diary:Now my look is perfect.
3Points
Cost: 2Artist’s House: -1
Real French BeretClothing
Dear Diary:Nothing says “Bonjour Mademoiselle, avez-
vous trois francs pour une tasse de café?” likea real French beret.
2Points
Cost: 1Artist’s House: -1
Fine Italian ShoesClothing
Special Effect: Extra Die
Zoot! I can roll one extra die when I
move and ignore the lowest! This doesn’t
stack up with other Extra Dice! Egad!
7Points
Cost: 5Lawyer’s House: -1Artist’s House: -1Artist’s Best Friend: -3
A Bed in the AtticShelter
Dear Diary:“Drafty” doesn’t begin to describe it. The
cold wind is like the nagging memory of anunspeakable act. Plus it smells funny.
2Points
Cost: 2Artist’s House: -2
The Room Under the StairsShelter
Dear Diary:So many things I would have done, but
stairs got in the way.
2Points
Cost: 2Artist’s House: -1Artist’s Best Friend: -2
Fine ArtFiner Thing
Dear Diary:The Artist finally came through with a gift
I will treasure forever. Mostly because there’sno way I can sell it.
16Points
Cost: 7Artist’s House: -1Artist’s Best Friend: -4
Bust of LeonardoFiner Thing
Dear Diary:I had always thought that Leonardo was a
turtle. Apparently I was partially right. He wasALSO a turtle.
8Points
Cost: 5Artist’s House: -1Artist’s best Friend: -2
Artist’s CarFiner Thing
Special Effect: Car
Zoing! Whenever I move, I can roll one,
two, or three dice! This totally rocks! This
is even cooler than free Jim Rose tickets!
16Points
Cost: 7Artist’s House: -1Artist’s Best Friend: -3