111 The Same Game

The Fairly OddParents

“The Same Game”

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)#111

Written By:Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel

First Draft:6/20/00Second Draft:6/26/00Final Draft:7/5/00Recording Draft:8/11/00

Nickelodeon Animation Studiosc 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved

The Fairly OddParents: “The Same Game” by Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel Recording Draft 8/11/00 2

FADE IN:

EXT. - TIMMY’S HOUSE - DAY

CLOSE ON BUSHES

TWO SETS OF EYES, CHESTER AND AJ’S, peer out from between leaves. The guys are panting and out of breath.

1 CHESTERHey… Is the coast clear?

2 AJIt would appear to be.

3 CHESTEROn three, (ready?) One... two... three!

Chester and AJ hop out. They pause. We hear a WHISTLE.

4 CHESTERThat whistle! I know that--

ANGLE ON: Timmy, whistling through his big, front teeth a second time and holding a soccer-type BALL. He throws the ball.

5 AJIt’s Timmy! Look out!

ON CHESTER AND AJ

The soccer-type ball bounces off Chester’s head.

6 CHESTER OWCH!

7 AJ(Laughs) Ha! You got nailed!

AJ notices the ball, spinning in the air, hovering next to his head.

8 AJ Well. This will be unpleasant… oof!

The ball smacks against AJ who gets knocked on top of Chester. The ball continues to quickly bounce back and forth between their heads.

9 CHESTER AND AJOW! THIS IS GREAT! OW! WOO HOO! OW!


TIMMY walks into frame, smiling.

10 TIMMY81! 82! 83! Ha! It’s 83 to uh... what do you guys have?

11 AJNothing. Ow!

12 TIMMYRight! I win!

ANGLE ON COSMO AND WANDA, disguised as Lawn GNOMES.

13 WANDAWow! Timmy’s won another game of Timmy Ball!

14 COSMOIt’s hard to lose at Timmy Ball when your name’s Timmy and it’s your ball!

15 COSMO (ALT)That’s the first rule in Timmyball. Timmy wins!

15A WANDA (ALT)I thought there were no rules in Timmyball?

15B COSMO (ALT)Well that’s the second rule!

16 CHESTER AND AJ (O.S.)RUN!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

CUT BACK TO:

EXT. - TIMMY’S HOUSE - DAY

Chester and AJ run from Timmy as he kicks the ball down the street in hot pursuit. Timmy kicks the ball hard. It flies over Chester and AJ.

17 CHESTERHa! You missed! Now we get to play Chester Ball!

...and flies off screen.

CUT TO:


EXT. - NEIGHBOR’S YARD - SAME TIME

The ball bounces over the fence and lands on the lawn. Timmy starts to hop over the fence. Panicked, AJ and Chester skitter to a halt.

18 CHESTER AND AJNo, Timmy! Don’t!

19 TIMMYWhat?

19A TIMMY (ALT) But I’m just gonna get my--

Chester runs up to Timmy and grabs him by the shirt.

20 CHESTERYou can’t go in there! That’s Dr. Bender’s yard!

21 TIMMYYeah, I know. So?

21A TIMMY (ALT)So?

22 CHESTERDude? Didn’t you hear the lightning and weird music?

23 AJAnd all of a sudden it’s nighttime??

24 AJDon’t you understand? He’s a dentist! And mean! HE’S A MEAN DENTIST!

24A CHESTERA dentist, Timmy. A mean dentist!

Chester and AJ run away.

WIDEN TO REVEAL THE DENTIST’S HOUSE

Everything is tooth related, BUSHES, TREES, BIRD BATH, MAIL BOX, etc. Everything reminds us of the joys of the mouth. Cosmo and Wanda appear as GOPHERS in front of a gigantic TOPIARY TOOTH.

25 WANDA


Wow. Look at the size of this tooth!

26 COSMOI’m getting bicuspid envy!

27 TIMMYHey, my ball!

Timmy sees the ball and takes a step forward. Suddenly, a giant set of DENTURES snap around his ankle like a bear trap.

28 TIMMY Ow! (Hey!)

DR. EMIL BENDER, (Read like Gilbert Gottfried) a scowling man with bright, white teeth, steps into frame.

29 DR. BENDEROh, hello! Is this your ball on my lawn? And your ankle in my trap?

30 TIMMYUh... uh...

Bender looks directly at Timmy’s two front teeth.

31 DR. BENDERWow! Is that short for “Uh, gosh my teeth are hideous?”

32 TIMMYMay I please just have my ball back?

33 DR. BENDERNo! Only little boys with perfect teeth like mine, can have a ball as fun as this… Wooo, having fun…

33A TIMMYAnd who has teeth as good as yours?

33B DR. BENDERMay I present to you and your big, silly teeth, my son, Wendall… Here ya go, Jr.

He flashes his perfect smile and tosses the ball to his son, WENDALL, who looks almost exactly like Bender. Wendall flashes his gigantic toothy smile.

34 DR. BENDER Like my son, Wendall.


35 WENDALLGimme that!

(right at Timmy)Wow. This is sure a fun ball that’s mine now.

36 TIMMYI wish this stupid trap was gone.

While the Benders are preoccupied with Timmy’s ball, Cosmo and Wanda free Timmy’s leg. Timmy stands up to Dr. Bender.

37 TIMMYYour teeth aren’t so great!

38 DR. BENDERWell, Bucky, the buck-toothed, tooth boy, that’s where you’re wrong. Both I and my son have perfect teeth.

39 WENDALLMy comb has perfect teeth!

40 DR. BENDERThat’s right, Wendall. And even our dog is on his way to oral perfection.

41 TIMMYOh no.

Wendall pulls his DOG into frame -- it’s wearing HEAD GEAR over a huge set of perfectly white, HUMAN TEETH.

42 MOLAR THE DOGYelp!

Bender shoos Timmy off his property.

43 DR. BENDER Goodbye, Timmy Two Tooth!

44 TIMMYI have other teeth! They’re just inside my mouth!

45 DR. BENDERAnd those teeth have our pity/sympathy. C’mon Wendall. Let’s play a game of perfect teeth ball.


Bender and his kid toss the ball back and forth as Timmy sadly slumps O.S.

CUT TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S KITCHEN - A LITTLE LATER

DAD, at the table with Timmy, munches on some CELERY. MOM’s opening the OVEN. Cosmo and Wanda are disguised as salt and pepper shakers in front of Timmy.

46 WANDAAw, cheer up, Timmy! Why don’t you just wish for another ball?

47 TIMMYIt’s not about the ball. He took my stuff ‘cause he didn’t like my teeth! I don’t get it!

48 COSMOWhat’s not to get? The silly teeth part or the not-having-the-ball part?

48A COSMOI’m not agreeing with him, I’m just saying it’s pretty straight forward.

Timmy grabs the Cosmo salt shaker.

49 TIMMYDad? Some salt?

50 DADThanks!

50A DAD (ALT)Thanks, Son. Good, old, healthy salt.

Dad starts salting his celery with Cosmo.

51 COSMOOw! Ooo! Ow! Yow! Owch!

52 MOMReady for dinner? I had just enough time when I got back from work to make my special “Pink Flamingo” Casserole!


Mom pulls a FLAMINGO SHAPED CASSEROLE out of the oven. But... It’s Gray.

53 MOM Ew.

54 DADHey, that casserole’s Gray... T. (great,yeah!)

Mom and Dad laugh at the joke as Timmy rolls his eyes.

55 MOMWho wants Chinese?

Dad continues salting with Cosmo.

56 COSMOOw! OWCH! Yow! Wowtch!

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - A LITTLE LATER

Timmy sits on his bed and is REALLY miffed.

57 TIMMYmumble… stupid… mumble… little… mumble…

He puts his fingers in his mouth to whistle through his teeth, and...

58 TIMMY(WHISTLES)

Cosmo and Wanda pop into frame. Cosmo has an ICE PACK on his head.

59 COSMOYou know, your Dad really ought to watch his sodium intake!

60 TIMMYI can’t believe I’m being teased because my teeth are different than his! This is so idiotic!

A SET OF CHATTERING MECHANICAL TEETH flies through the window with a NOTE attached. It reads “Teeth.”

61 WANDA


No, that’s idiotic.

61A WANDA (ALT)They’re really not that big, Timmy.

62 TIMMY (reading)

Teeth.

A SECOND SET OF CHATTERING TEETH flies through, reading:

63 TIMMY Stupid.

64 WENDALL (V.O.)You might need to put those in (the correct) order!

65 TIMMYI wish somebody could teach that kid and his Dad a lesson. Hey! You guys could do that, right?

66 WANDAWell, sure Timmy!

DA RULES appear. Wanda starts flipping through them.

67 TIMMY(really excited)

Then I wish...

68 WANDA-- You just can’t wish him maimed, injured(beaten) or dead.

Timmy stares blankly. Now what’s he supposed to wish for?

69 TIMMYWell, maybe they’ll knock it off, eventually...

A THIRD SET OF CHATTERING TEETH bonks off Timmy’s head.

70 TIMMY Ow! (READING NOTE) Big.

Cosmo starts moving the teeth around.

71 COSMOIt goes “Big” then “Stupid” then “Teeth!”


72 WANDAWell, It could go “Stupid” “Big” “Teeth.”

73 COSMOBut it sure can’t go Teeth, Big, Stupid...

74 TIMMY(getting fed up)

You know, he wouldn’t be able to make fun of my teeth if everybody had the same teeth.

75 COSMOSure, but he could make fun of anything. Like your silly, pink hat!

76 WANDAIt could be pink, silly hat!

77 COSMOBut it sure couldn’t be Hat, Silly...

78 TIMMYFine!!! Then I wish everything and everybody in the world looked exactly the same!

79 WANDAAre you sure that’s what you want to--

80 TIMMYYeah! Me and my big, stupid teeth and my silly, pink hat want everyone and everything in the world to look exactly the same!

Cosmo and Wanda look at each other apprehensively, raise their wands and POOF!

The MAGIC DUST clears to reveal Timmy - who is now a little, GRAY BLOB, with a little, GRAY HAT, standing in the center of the street, in front of his GRAY HOUSE.

81 TIMMY (Hey!) What happened?

Timmy notices his gray self.

82 TIMMY Hey, I’m a gray blob!


Timmy looks around. We see several other “FORMER PEOPLE” -- also blobs-- oozing, like slugs, down the street.

83 TIMMY Ohmygosh! Everybody looks exactly the same: Gray blobs! I can’t wait to see Bender’s face when he sees he’s exactly like everyone else! Right, guys?

83A TIMMYCosmo? Wanda? Guys??! Uh, oh.

WIDEN TO REVEAL Timmy’s neighborhood. Every house is the same. One gray, prefab house after the other. Timmy puts his blobby hand in his mouth and makes a couple of feeble attempts to whistle, but...

84 TIMMYI can’t whistle through this blobby mouth! Cosmo Wanda?

WIDEN TO REVEAL the Planet Earth is all Gray.

85 TIMMY (O.S.)Where are you?

CUT TO:

EXT. - A LARGE GRAY CITY PARK - A GRAY TIME OF DAY

A BRIGHTLY COLORED FAIRY pops into scene, holding a BOX OF DONUTS and approaches A GRAY BLOB.

86 FAIRY THREEAre you Dominic? I have your donuts!

87 GRAY BLOBNo, I’m Susie! I wanted world peace. Can I have the donuts instead?

Fairy three looks at the donuts.

88 FAIRY THREEMmmm.... No.

EXT. - GRAY CITY STREET - A GRAY TIME OF DAY

Cosmo and Wanda speed along, searching for Timmy. They fly up to a LITTLE GRAY BLOB.

89 COSMOAre you Timmy?


90 GRAY BLOBNo, I’m Chet.

90A TV WATCHING BLOBCool! Black and white!

They move to ANOTHER BLOB.

91 WANDAAre you Timmy?

92 GRAY BLOBI’m Dominic. Do you have my donuts?

They move to another blob.

93 COSMOAre you Timmy?

94 GRAY BLOBI just told you, I’m Chet.

95 COSMOI hate this wish! I can’t tell which blob is our blob!

Fairy Three comes up to Cosmo and Wanda.

96 FAIRY THREEAnd I can’t find my kid! I...

Fairy Three starts inflating like a balloon.

97 WANDAYou don’t look so good.

98 FAIRY THREEAh! Ah....

The fairy explodes like a brightly colored pinata. The multi-colored dust falls to the ground in a pile and embarrassed, slinks O.S.

99 COSMOOh no! Magical back up! That only happens when Fairies can’t grant wishes for their kids!

Wanda gives Cosmo a surprised look.

100 COSMO What? I know stuff!

(to camera)


Don’t know why THAT happened...

CUT TO:

EXT. - FAIRY HEAD QUARTERS / FAIRY WORLD - DAY

The CAMERA PUSHES IN on a MAGICAL BUILDING as Fairy Air Raid sirens wail.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - FAIRY HEADQUARTERS - DAY

ON A HARRIED, FAIRY RECEPTIONIST

101 RECEPTIONISTFairy world. Please hold. Fairy world. Please hold.

WIDER ON ROOM

Different FAIRIES begin popping into scene. Slowly at first, then rapidly, like Jiffy-Pop popcorn. When the room is full of fairies, Cosmo and Wanda appear. We should get a feeling of mass confusion.

102 FAIRY WALLAHey, watch the wand! Don’t touch my crown! (Etc.)

103 FAIRY ONEWhat happened? I was just granting my kid a wish for a pony and now I’m here in Fairy world!

104 FAIRY TWOI was just granting my kid a wish for a ducky and now I’m in fairy world!

105 COSMOThat’s weird. We were granting a wish that everybody in the world looked exactly the same as everybody else...

EVERYBODY freezes and looks at Cosmo and Wanda.

106 COSMO ...and now we’re in fairy...


(beat; realizing everyone is staring at them)

... what?

107 WANDAWas that a bad thing?

108 JORGEN (O.S.)Yes!

Two GIGANTIC HANDS reach in and grab Cosmo and Wanda by their collars, pulling them to JORGEN VON STRANGLE.

109 WANDAIt’s Jorgen Von Strangle!

110 COSMORight now, he’s doing the Von Strangling part.

111 JORGENYou two have caused a major, magical fluctuation in the magic/space continuum flux!

112 WANDAWhat’s that mean?

113 JORGENBecause of you two fairies, everything in the world now looks exactly the same. None of the fairies can find their kids. And do you know what that’s doing to the fairies?

ANGLE ON one fat fairy, getting larger and larger.

114 FAT FAIRYAh... ah... AH!! (explody sound)

Poof! The Fairy explodes into CONFETTI like a brightly colored pinata. The confetti falls to the floor into a pile and the pile, embarrassed, scoots off frame.

115 WANDAThat?

115A FAIRIESMother of-- Oh, the humanity!

116 JORGENYes. HA HA! I mean, poor, little fairy.

117 WANDA


We gotta find Timmy...(a fairy explodes)

...before all the fairies...(another one blows up)

...explode!

Cosmo starts cringe.

118 COSMOAh... AH... AH!

119 WANDAOh no! Cosmo!

120 COSMO(back to normal)

Just goofin’ with ya, baby! Lets go!

They poof away.

CUT TO:

EXT. - TIMMY’S NEIGHBORHOOD - SAME TIME

Timmy walks around his gray neighborhood. A GRAY BLOB, with a gray ball, stops Timmy.

121 GRAY BLOBHey there. Wanna play some Blob Ball?

The blob tosses the ball to Timmy.

122 TIMMYI only play Timmy Ball!

123 GRAY BLOBWhat’s a Timmy?

The Gray blob exits without his ball.

124 TIMMYMan, this world reeks!

Timmy angrily “kicks” the ball. It flies over a GRAY FENCE into a GRAY YARD. Timmy hops over the fence after the ball. He reaches down to grab it. A GRAY HAND reaches down and grabs the ball before Timmy can get it.

125 DR. BENDER (O.S.)


Oh, hello! Is this your ball on our lawn? And your gray on our gray?

Timmy sees Emil and Wendall Bender: Also gray blobs.

126 TIMMYHey! Dr. Bender! Wendall! You’re big, gray blobs just like me! Ha Ha!!!

127 WENDALLActually, we’re the grayest and the blobbiest!

128 TIMMYWhat? But everyone is exactly alike!

129 BENDERThat’s where you’re wrong, little not-that-gray-boy. In fact, only blobs as gray and blobby as we are, can have a gray ball as fun as this. Now shoo! (Now beat it!)

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. - ELSEWHERE IN THE GRAY CITY - A LITTLE LATER

130 TIMMYI can’t believe this! Everybody in the world’s exactly alike and those creeps still think they’re better than everyone else!

130A TIMMYI can’t believe this! Everybody in the world’s exactly alike and those creeps still find something to hate about me!

Suddenly, A FAIRY appears. The fairy is expanding.

131 FAIRY FOURAre you Priscilla! Please be Priscilla! I need to grant a - ah-ah-argh- wish!!!

132 TIMMYHey, you’re a Fairy Godparent! Do you know Cosmo and Wanda? Small. Wings. Idiots. Granted me my stupid wish that made the world the same?

133 FAIRY FOUR


You’re THAT Timmy? (You!) We’ve got to get you and Cosmo and Wanda together so Fairies can find their kids. Argh. Or else!

134 TIMMYOr else what?

Fairy Four explodes. Brightly colored confetti falls to the ground. The pile, embarrassed, scoots off frame.

135 FAIRY FOUR(explody sounds)

136 TIMMY Oh, That.

(beat)(I) Gotta get Cosmo and Wanda to find me so I can unwish this wish! There’s no time to waste!

Timmy antics back as though he were going to run like the wind and then... slowly oozes off frame.

CUT TO:

EXT. - A LARGE GRAY CITY - DAY

Cosmo and Wanda fly up to a gray blob.

137 COSMOTimmy?

138 GRAY BLOBChet.

139 WANDATimmy?

140 GRAY BLOBCHET!!!

141 COSMO(BEAT) Now are you Timmy?

The Chet blob storms (slowly) O.S. Cosmo pauses.

142 COSMO Oh no!

(He begins to shake) Magic build up!


143 WANDAI’m not falling for that one again!

Cosmo explodes into brightly colored confetti. It falls to the ground around Wanda:

144 COSMOHey! It’s raining me!

Wanda makes a DUST BIN and HAND BROOM and sweeps Cosmo up.

145 WANDAIf I explode, we’ll never be able to find Timmy!

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S KITCHEN - DAY

Gray Timmy enters and starts tearing through kitchen cabinets and drawers.

146 TIMMYI gotta find something that’ll make Cosmo and Wanda notice me! Gray... Gray... Gray...

Mom, now a gray blob, enters.

147 MOMWhat are you looking for, sweetie?

148 TIMMYDo we have a marker and some paper? I need to make a poster.

149 MOMSure, hon. Right here. (Here ya go.)

Mom opens a drawer and pulls out a GRAY PIECE OF PAPER and a GRAY MARKER.

150 TIMMYYeah. That’s vibrant and noticeable.

Dad Blob enters.

151 DADI’m home! And gray! How was your day, Dear?

152 MOM


Gray. But I had just enough time to make my lovely “Gray Flamingo” casserole!

153 DADThat’s gray... T.

154 MOM AND DAD(LAUGH)

155 TIMMYJeez.. my parents might be gray blobs like everyone else, but they’re still their goofy selves. Which means...

Mom reaches into the oven and pulls out a PINK FLAMINGO SHAPED CASSEROLE.

156 MOMOh no! PINK!

157 TIMMY...Mom still can’t cook! (That’s why they’re still goofy and Bender is a jerk.) I changed their outsides, not their insides!

(beat)Mom? Can I have your hideous, pink casserole?

She pushes the casserole off to Timmy.

158 MOMSure!

Timmy clutches the casserole.

159 TIMMYThere’s no time to lose!

He antics back and... slowly oozes outside.

CUT TO:

EXT. - OUTSIDE TIMMY’S HOUSE - SAME TIME

Timmy dumps the casserole on his head.

160 TIMMY


If I change my outside, then Cosmo and Wanda can find me! I hope...

Timmy molds the top of his blobby, gray head into the familiar shape of his pink hat. He then dumps the pink casserole on it and presto! He now has a pink hat that stands out like a sore thumb in his gray colored world. He starts running around the street, waving his little, blobby arms.

161 TIMMY Cosmo! Wanda! It’s me! With my pink hat! I’m different! Look! Different!

162 BENDERHey, who’s the freak with the pink on his head?

162A BENDER (ALT)There’s that crazy kid! That pink has clearly gone to his head

163 WENDALLLet’s get him and gray him up! Come on!

163A WENDALL (ALT)We must help him!

A low speed chase begins.

CUT TO:

EXT. - ABOVE THE CITY - SAME TIME

Wanda flies above the city, holding Cosmo in a dust bin.

164 WANDAI can’t find Timmy anywhere! And... uh oh! I’m starting to feel all explody!

CUT TO:

EXT. - GRAY CITY STREET - DAY

Timmy looks up and sees Cosmo and Wanda.

165 TIMMYCosmo! Wanda! Hey, Guys! It’s me, Timmy!

They keep flying on.


166 TIMMY Oh no! They can’t hear me! If only...

(beat)Right!

Timmy breaks off a piece of the pink casserole hat, makes TWO GIGANTIC, PINK BUCK TEETH and places them in his mouth.

167 TIMMY (WHISTLES AS LOUD AS HE CAN)

CUT TO:

EXT. - ABOVE THE CITY - SAME TIME

Wanda flies. She is expanding.

168 WANDAMust... keep it... together...

169 TIMMY (V.O.)(WHISTLES)

170 COSMOThat’s Timmy’s big toothed whistle!

WANDA’S POV: We see a little pink dot being chased by a bunch of gray dots.

171 WANDAI see a little pink dot!

172 COSMOThat’s our little pink dot!

172A WENDALL AND BENDER(chase walla)

ON TIMMY: Cornered by the Mob. Wanda, who is expanding by the second, flies up to Timmy.

173 TIMMYYou found me!

174 COSMOWell sure! You stick out like a big sore pink thumb!

175 WANDALess talky! More Wishy!


176 TIMMYI wish I was different again! I wish the whole world was back the way it’s supposed to be!

POOF!!! A wave of color sweeps over the city, the people and the world, changing everything and everyone back to normal.

CUT TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - DAY

Timmy is sitting on his bed next to Cosmo, who is now back to normal. Timmy grabs his teeth.

177 TIMMYMy teeth! My head! My hat! My gosh...

Pan over to reveal Wanda, who is now a pile of confetti.

177A TIMMY ...What happened to you?

177B WANDAJust make another wish.

Timmy nods to Cosmo, who waves his wand as we...

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. - TIMMY’S HOUSE - LATER

Timmy, Chester and AJ, now back to normal, sit in front of Timmy’s house, bored to tears. Mom walks up.

178 TIMMY, CHESTER AND AJ(Sighs of boredom)

179 MOMWhat’s the matter, Timmy? Why aren’t you and your friends hitting each other in the head with your ball?

180 TIMMYAw, that creep dentist down the street won’t give me my ball back, because he doesn’t like my teeth.

181 MOMOh, Really? (Is that so?) Let’s see if we can reason with him.


DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. - DR. BENDER’S HOUSE - DAY

Bender holds a BOOMERANG and Timmy’s ball as he shoos ANOTHER CHILD off his lawn. Wendall stands next to him.

182 DR. BENDERNow, go, other bad teeth boy.

183 WENDALLAnd never darken our doorway again with your horrible, bite radius.

184 DR. BENDERHere’s your new boomerang (BALL??) Wendall.

185 WENDALLThanks, Pop! Ha, ha. This sure is a fun boomerang that’s mine now. (laughs)

Mom walks up with Timmy, Chester and AJ.

186 TIMMY(whistles)

187 WENDALL AND DR. BENDER(surprised at whistle)

Ah!

188 TIMMYGimme my ball back, Wendall.

189 WENDALLLet’s see. What’s the word I’m looking for? (Oh yeah.) “No.”

189A WENDALL AND BENDER(laughs)

190 MOMYou must be Dr. Bender. And that must be Timmy’s ball. May we have it back?

191 DR. BENDERIn this order: Right, right and no, Momma Tooth face.

192 MOM


Well, you may have Timmy’s ball, but you clearly don’t know the rules of Timmyball.

192A MOM (ALT)Well, you clearly don’t know the rules of Timmyball

193 DR. BENDEROh?

Mom takes the ball. And quickly bounces it off Bender’s face several times. (Note: Bender is O.S. during this)

194 MOMThat’s right, Timmyball

(while bouncing the ball off Bender)You know, Timmy, perfect teeth might be nice, but if they’re in a mouth that’s mean, they might as well not be in the mouth at all.

195 TIMMYThanks, Mom! I don’t know what you just said, but it sure makes me feel better!

The ball comes back into her hand with the dentist’s teeth attached to it. They’re fake teeth.

ON BENDER AND MOM

196 DR. BENDERMy dentures! Give me back my perfect teeth!!

Bender tries to reach them, but Mom holds them out of his short reach.

197 MOMJump ball! Come on! You want it? Work for it!

On TIMMY, CHESTER AND AJ

198 CHESTERThose aren’t even his real teeth!

199 AJHow could he hate everybody’s teeth when he doesn’t have any of his own?

200 TIMMYBicuspid envy?

Timmy walks up to Wendall and pulls out chattering teeth.


201 TIMMY And Dude? You left these at my house.

He drops them in Wendall’s pants. We INSTANTLY hear the sound of the teeth chattering.

202 WENDALLWAAAGH!!!

CUT TO:

EXT. - A DIMMSDALE STREET - SUNSET

ON CHESTER, TIMMY AND AJ

Timmy holds his ball.

203 AJWeird.

204 CHESTERYeah. You think we’ll ever live in a world where jerks don’t judge you for being different?

204A TIMMYI wish dude. I wish...

MOM pops into frame, grabbing the ball. The kids jump.

205 MOMHEY!!! Who wants to play Timmy Ball?

206 TIMMY, CHESTER AND AJUh... well I… oof!

As the sun sets behind them, Mom’s silhouette begins bouncing the ball off Timmy, Chester and AJ’s heads.

207 TIMMY, CHESTER AND AJ Hey! Cut it out! I’m hairless!! No Fair!

208 AJYou think we’ll ever live in a world where your Mom doesn’t hit us in the head with your ball?

209 TIMMYNope.

210 MOM


Come on, you guys! Where’s your game face? Bring it on, Meat! Come on!

Cosmo and Wanda float into frame and watch Timmy and his Mom walk away.

211 WANDAIs there a message there?

212 COSMOI think it’s this: If you’re playing Timmy Ball, wear a helmet.

213 WANDAWhat about Cosmo Ball?

214 COSMOI don’t have a ball.

Wanda pulls out a CINDER BLOCK.

215 WANDAI have a cinder block!!

COSMOAAAGH!

216 WANDA Come on! Bring it on, Meat! I got your game right here! Is that all you got! Come on!

Wanda chases Cosmo into the sunset as we...

FADE OUT.

END OF EPISODE

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