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kentucky kernel est. 1892 | independent since 1971 | www.kykernel.com thursday 04.26.12 63 50 partly cloudy tomorrow’s weather index First issue free. Subsequent issues 25 cents. Newsroom: 257-1915 Advertising: 257-2872 Classifieds.............7 Features.................6 Opinions.............3 Sports..................5 Horoscope.............2 Sudoku................2 PHOTO BY TESSA LIGHTY | STAFF Mary Katherine Kington and Stephen Bilas were elected to Student Government vice president and president, respectively, in March. Now in charge President-elect ready to lead campus next year Stephen Bilas, a business management and finance junior, will be the 2012-13 student body president, with Mary Katherine Kington as his vice president. He became involved with Student Govern- ment his freshman year and has held several leadership positions on campus. Bilas discussed his goals for next year, his involvement on cam- pus and his life outside of Student Government. Q: As next year’s student body president, what are your goals for the university? A: From a Student Government standpoint, I want to put together the right people in the right positions. This will be my last year at UK and I want to make sure this administration leaves UK in the right hands. We can only do so much and we could do the greatest job, but if we leave it to people who are unprepared then that is all lost. We want to see some sort of teacher ac- countability system in place, kind of like Rate My Professor, but credible. We want to match the intentions and expectations of teachers to the students. Not everybody operates in the same fashion in terms of scholastic achievement and some people have different expectations. It’s not an attempt to find the easiest classes, but to see who the best teachers are for my needs. We feel like a lot of administrations tried to implement this, but it wasn’t their main focus. It was kind of put on the back burner. As for the Board of Trustees, I want to open the lines of communication so it’s not just me By Kayla Phelps [email protected] See PRESIDENT on page 2 For most students, balancing classes, work and a social life is enough to worry about. While most are dealing with relationships with friends and significant others, fewer are actually married. Though getting married in college isn’t too common, more and more students are tak- ing on the responsibility of starting a family early. Though the average marriage age is 28, about 18 percent of undergraduates reported they were married, according to the National Center for Education Statistics, which surveyed 20,928 undergraduates in 2008. Crystal Neace, psychology junior, married her husband almost a year ago on May 21, 2011. “I don’t think I am too young to get mar- ried. Most (of my) friends and family’s main issue was the fact that we were still in school,” Neace said. Neace said it is tough being a student while being married. “The biggest challenge, in my opinion, is that I feel like I don’t get to see or spend time with my husband as much as I would like to, since we’re both so busy with school,” she said. Emily Meier is a biology senior who became engaged in May. “There were definitely some people that I knew that were at first concerned, but all of my close friends and family have been very sup- portive,” Meier said. Not everyone wants to wait to graduate to get married, but Meier said she is willing to. “I know that it would be very hard to man- age being in school and being married,” she said. Neace said she thinks it’s becoming more common for students to get married “because it’s easier to get married while you’re still in school than it is to wait.” She had planned on finishing school first. “But you find out that it makes more sense College marriages common By Natasha Records [email protected] See MARRIAGES on page 2 Cherry Blossoms aren’t too common in Kentucky, but on Thursday four trees from Japan will be dedicated to the university. In the UK Cherry Blossom Tree Dedication Ceremony, the trees will commemorate the 100th anniversary of Japan’s gift of cherry blossom trees to Washington, D.C. In 1912, Japan gave 3,000 trees to Wash- ington, D.C., according to a news release. The Japan/America Society of Kentucky will be giving the university the trees to celebrate its centennial. The Embassy of Japan and the Consul General of Japan in Nashville, Tenn., will also award 20 offspring of the original trees to be spread throughout the state. The event will be held at 11:45 a.m. on Thursday at the Niles Gallery. STAFF REPORT Cherry trees celebrate gift to US I am really passionate about serving others. You have to give up your life for a year, but I know the benefits of working hard for this position.” STEPHEN BILAS, STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT-ELECT I know (at least) five UK underclass- men who will be much richer and much more successful than I will ever be, starting now: Anthony Davis, Michael Kidd- Gilchrist, Terrence Jones, Marquis Teague, Doron Lamb. They are all younger than me. This is the way it works when you’re a college basketball star and I’m a guy who covers college basketball stars. This is why Anthony Davis is plan- ning on buying a white-on-white Bent- ley this summer, and I’m wondering whether it’s about time to upgrade my Honda Accord from a car that can only play CDs to a car that can play iPods. (The only thing I need to make an an- swer is to look at a calendar that has the current year on it.) This is why Lamb gets interrupted during meals around town and why I could sit down in the middle of Willy T. with a pizza and receive only stares of confusion, not recognition. And I’m fine with all this. I’m not the one having to sign a pregnant lady’s belly. But the dichotomy between how See FUTURE on page 5 Columnist reflects on a year of basketball Seeing players as students PHOTO BY LATARA APPLEBY| STAFF Sophomores Terrence Jones and Doron Lamb hug after winning the NCAA National Championsip on April 2. AARON SMITH Kernel columnist Golden Forks awards See who the losers are this year Pardon the Interlude Continuing the melody of summer 3 6
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kentuckykernelest. 1892 | independent since 1971 | www.kykernel.com

thursday 04.26.126350

partly cloudy

tomorrow’s weather

indexFirst issue free. Subsequent issues 25 cents.

Newsroom: 257-1915Advertising: 257-2872

Classifieds.............7Features.................6

Opinions.............3Sports..................5

Horoscope.............2 Sudoku................2

PHOTO BY TESSA LIGHTY | STAFFMary Katherine Kington and Stephen Bilas were elected to Student Governmentvice president and president, respectively, in March.

Now in chargePresident-elect ready tolead campus next year

Stephen Bilas, a business management andfinance junior, will be the 2012-13 student bodypresident, with Mary Katherine Kington as hisvice president.

He became involved with Student Govern-ment his freshman year and has held severalleadership positions on campus. Bilas discussedhis goals for next year, his involvement on cam-pus and his life outside of Student Government.

Q: As next year’s student body president,what are your goals for the university?A: From a Student Government standpoint, I

want to put together the right people in the rightpositions.

This will be my last year at UK and I wantto make sure this administration leaves UK inthe right hands. We can only do so much and wecould do the greatest job, but if we leave it topeople who are unprepared then that is all lost.

We want to see some sort of teacher ac-countability system in place, kind of like RateMy Professor, but credible. We want to matchthe intentions and expectations of teachers to thestudents. Not everybody operates in the samefashion in terms of scholastic achievement andsome people have different expectations. It’s notan attempt to find the easiest classes, but to seewho the best teachers are for my needs. We feellike a lot of administrations tried to implementthis, but it wasn’t their main focus. It was kindof put on the back burner.

As for the Board of Trustees, I want to openthe lines of communication so it’s not just me

By Kayla Phelps

[email protected]

See PRESIDENT on page 2

For most students, balancing classes, workand a social life is enough to worry about.

While most are dealing with relationshipswith friends and significant others, fewer areactually married.

Though getting married in college isn’ttoo common, more and more students are tak-ing on the responsibility of starting a familyearly.

Though the average marriage age is 28,about 18 percent of undergraduates reportedthey were married, according to the NationalCenter for Education Statistics, which surveyed20,928 undergraduates in 2008.

Crystal Neace, psychology junior, marriedher husband almost a year ago on May 21,2011.

“I don’t think I am too young to get mar-ried. Most (of my) friends and family’s mainissue was the fact that we were still in school,”Neace said.

Neace said it is tough being a student whilebeing married.

“The biggest challenge, in my opinion, isthat I feel like I don’t get to see or spend timewith my husband as much as I would like to,since we’re both so busy with school,” shesaid.

Emily Meier is a biology senior whobecame engaged in May.

“There were definitely some people that Iknew that were at first concerned, but all of myclose friends and family have been very sup-portive,” Meier said.

Not everyone wants to wait to graduate toget married, but Meier said she is willing to.

“I know that it would be very hard to man-age being in school and being married,” shesaid.

Neace said she thinks it’s becoming morecommon for students to get married “becauseit’s easier to get married while you’re still inschool than it is to wait.”

She had planned on finishing school first.“But you find out that it makes more sense

Collegemarriagescommon

By Natasha Records

[email protected]

See MARRIAGES on page 2

Cherry Blossoms aren’t too common inKentucky, but on Thursday four trees fromJapan will be dedicated to the university.

In the UK Cherry Blossom Tree DedicationCeremony, the trees will commemorate the100th anniversary of Japan’s gift of cherryblossom trees to Washington, D.C.

In 1912, Japan gave 3,000 trees to Wash-ington, D.C., according to a news release. TheJapan/America Society of Kentucky will begiving the university the trees to celebrate itscentennial.

The Embassy of Japan and the ConsulGeneral of Japan in Nashville, Tenn., will alsoaward 20 offspring of the original trees to bespread throughout the state.

The event will be held at 11:45 a.m. onThursday at the Niles Gallery.

STAFF REPORT

Cherry treescelebrategift to US

“ I am really passionate about serving others. You have to give up yourlife for a year, but I know the benefits of working hard for this position.”

STEPHEN BILAS, STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT-ELECT

I know (at least)five UK underclass-men who will be muchricher and much moresuccessful than I willever be, starting now:Anthony Davis,Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, TerrenceJones, Marquis Teague,Doron Lamb.

They are allyounger than me.

This is the way itworks when you’re a college basketballstar and I’m a guy who covers collegebasketball stars.

This is why Anthony Davis is plan-

ning on buying a white-on-white Bent-ley this summer, and I’m wonderingwhether it’s about time to upgrade myHonda Accord from a car that can onlyplay CDs to a car that can play iPods.(The only thing I need to make an an-swer is to look at a calendar that has thecurrent year on it.)

This is why Lamb gets interruptedduring meals around town and why Icould sit down in the middle of Willy T.with a pizza and receive only stares ofconfusion, not recognition.

And I’m fine with all this. I’m notthe one having to sign a pregnant lady’sbelly.

But the dichotomy between howSee FUTURE on page 5

Columnist reflects on a year of basketball

Seeing playersas students

PHOTO BY LATARA APPLEBY| STAFFSophomores Terrence Jones and Doron Lamb hug afterwinning the NCAA National Championsip on April 2.

AARONSMITH

Kernelcolumnist

Golden Forks awardsSee who the losers are this year

Pardon the InterludeContinuing the melody of summer3 6

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To get the advantage, check theday's rating: 10 is the easiest day,0 the most challenging.Aries (March 21-April 19) — Todayis an 8 — The forseeable future isgood for making changes athome. Set juicy goals for yourself.Pull together as a team. Whistlewhile you work, and feast after.Taurus (April 20-May 20) — Todayis an 8 — All of a sudden, every-thing starts making sense. Oldpuzzles get solved. Consider yourfriends' suggestions, but it's okayto turn down an outrageousrequest.Gemini (May 21-June 21) — Todayis an 8 — A new assignment bringsin new revenue, and the tempta-tion to spend it all could arise.Rake in the dough, but count itfirst. Save some for repairs.Check for changes.Cancer (June 22-July 22) — Todayis an 8 — You're stronger andmore confident. Meditate on the

value of compassion. Come upwith a new future vision. Othersencourage you to a challenge.Travel later.Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) — Today is a7 — Follow through on details forthe next few days. Be sensitive toa loved one's wishes. Invent a newstory. It's important to show youcare. Call home if you'll be late.Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Todayis a 9 — Things are getting fun.Friends want you to play almostall the time these days. The invi-tation says "dressy." Invent yourown style. New options surface.Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — Today isan 8 — Stay attentive, as newopportunities are worth listeningto. Choose wisely. Tune out thestatic. You and a partner can win.Learn as you teach.Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — Todayis a 9 — The day promises to bringyou many surprises, for the goodand for the bad. Accept a chal-lenge and learn from your fail-ures. A loved one teaches you.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) —Today is a 9 — Work on the choresthat you've been avoiding butthat you know you really ought tocomplete. You have a keen sensefor finances now. Research thepros and cons before deciding.Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) —Today is a 9 — Work out strategywith someone who's opinion youvalue. Logic is only one side. Clar-ify things by listing the facts.Look at emotional factors, too.New ideas arise.Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — Todayis a 9 — When it rains, it pours.Make the most out of publicity. Addefficiency to your work to with-stand any storm. Don't gamble orget distracted. Take advantage.Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) — Todayis a 9 — You're entering a roman-tic phase. Find a quiet place tocomplete your projects whereyou're less likely to be disturbed.Avoid risky propositions. Keepyour promises.

ST. LOUIS — To tweak an old saying, EricChurch is singing in tall cotton.

The New York Times last month highlight-ed the country singer-songwriter as one of thebrightest lights in country’s latest “outlaw”movement.

This year, his third and latest album,“Chief,” was nominated for a Grammy as bestcountry album and earned glowing reviewsfrom Rolling Stone, Spin, Entertainment Week-ly and National Public Radio.

And after years of opening for other artists,he is headlining a national tour, “Blood, Sweat& Beers.”

“It’s been crazy, exceeding any expectationswe had,” Church said. “We spent a lot of timeplaying clubs, bars, dives. And now, we’re fill-ing up arenas of ten, fifteen thousand. And be-lieve me, it’s not lost on us, how rare and spe-cial that is.”

Church’s live performances are noted fortheir rock-concert energy, something in whichthe North Carolinian takes pride.

“We aim to empty the tank every night,”said Church, 34. “We made our mark by play-ing like that in those bars and clubs. And whenwe’d come back to a town, we’d need a biggervenue because of word of mouth about our lastshow.”

While Church’s songs are country at thecore, danger lurks for those waiting to pigeon-hole his work. Church, who has a marketing de-gree from Appalachian State and a Southerner’s

love for college football and William Faulkner,embraces rock ‘n’ roll with a tight grip.

“When I was a teen driving around listeningto music, it was AC/DC and Iron Maiden,” hesaid. “It was (AC/DC guitarist) Angus Youngand three-chord rock.”

Church said he’s interested to see how rapand hip-hop will influence country music in thenext few years.

“Country music is more than yee-hahs andhay bales,” he said, noting that the genre isdrawing more young people. “Now, it’s cool tobe a country artist and roll onto a college cam-pus. … That used to be a place where kidswouldn’t be caught dead listening to countrymusic.”

Getting that mind-set past the country es-tablishment was tough. He said some execu-tives and radio stations “hit me pretty hard”for a song from his second album, “Carolina,”that speaks of marijuana: “Smoke a LittleSmoke.”

“Some stations wouldn’t play it, and somesaid it was career suicide,” Church said. “Butthen I’d play the song in concert, and thecrowds would tear the place down. I’m glad Istuck to my guns, because that’s what led us towhere we are. And I think that’s why ‘Chief’has been so successful.

“I never talk to the label. We send in thesongs and, if they don’t like it, I don’t reallycare. That’s the album we’re making.”

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making decisions. I want to connect withother people in SG and other people who areinterested.

I want to have an open-door policy be-cause at the end of the day, I will have tomake a vote and I want as much informationso I can represent everyone instead of justone person.

Q: What inspired you to run for SG pres-ident?

A: It was a long, drawn out decision. Itwas always in the back of my mind. I re-member sitting at freshman orientation inMemorial Hall and listening to the studentbody president talk. I went back and forthwondering if it is something I wanted to do.

When the decision came, I thought MaryKatherine Kington and I would do well. It’snot the two people at the top, but who theysurround themselves with. I felt like I couldput together a group of people, not just jun-iors and seniors, but new upcoming studentswho can hold higher positions and reallybenefit.

I am really passionate about serving oth-ers. You have to give up your life for a year,but I know the benefits of working hard for

this position.

Q: Aside from Student Government, whatdo you do for fun?

A: I am very involved in several otherorganizations. If you stay just in SG, youlimit yourself. The important thing I stress tofreshmen is you have to be involved. It does-n’t matter where or with who. Once you getinvolved, the campus turns into a tinier,home base of networks and you feel more athome.

I joined Sigma Chi and held several lead-ership roles, worked on DanceBlue corporatecommittee and helped raise record numbers.It was such a great feeling.

I started right away in SEAM — Schol-ars of Engineering and Management. It’s agreat opportunity and great program to getinvolved on campus. It instilled in me theidea of getting involved.

I just like staying active. I played golf inhigh school and try to play as much as I canthroughout the year. And no one can say noto Keeneland.

If there is an event on campus, I try mybest to experience it. Now is the time to ex-perience different things, so why waste it?

The only thing I dislike hearing peoplesay is that they want to get their feet settledbefore getting involved. I am a junior andmy feet aren’t settled. I am still a little nerv-

ous.

Q: Do you think President Eli Capiloutowas a good choice to represent the universi-ty?

A: I couldn’t be happier with the newpresident and the work he has done.

I am excited to work on a higher leveland on a regular basis with him. I have spo-ken to other universities and the willingnessto cooperate with the president isn’t alwaysthere.

It’s interesting the amount he is going tobe able to accomplish if given the opportuni-ty. He already broke new ground for a newdorm in under a year. He works tirelessly tofigure out ways to benefit students and hasbeen a positive example to me.

He doesn’t have a hidden agenda, whichis rare. He is very clear and thinks realistical-ly and constructively. I am interested to see,going forward, how he interacts with certainthings.

It’s a tough position to hold, especially ina year when UK is making a $20 millionbudget cut, with a $45 million deficit whenhe is trying to build.

At the same time, he is trying to breakeven but have the university play catch up. Itis very difficult, and he is working tirelesslyto make this place better. I will do my best tohelp him.

PRESIDENTContinued from page 1

financially for both of you to get marriedwhile still in school, and it’s a lot harder tostick to waiting until you finish schoolwhen you find the person you want tospend the rest of your life with,” Neacesaid.

Unlike Neace, Meier said she thinksfewer students are getting married.

“I think it is definitely becoming lesscommon because many students want tostart their career and be stable themselvesbefore they bring someone else into theirlife,” she said.

Meier said she doesn’t know too manystudents who are married, but she has had afew classes with fellow married students.

Like other marriages, a college mar-riage isn’t too different.

“The best part about being marriedwould have to be knowing that there issomeone waiting for you at the end of theday,” Neace said. “Someone you can shareeverything with, especially when you havebad days in classes or anything. It’s know-ing that you have someone who under-stands what you’re going through and isdetermined to help you out every step ofthe way.”

MARRIAGESContinued from page 1

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eva mcenrue | opinions editor | [email protected]

thursday 04.26.12 page 3kernelopinionsKERNEL EDITORIAL

GoldenForks 2011-2012, and thelosers are ...

Years ago — or so the legend goes — an embit-tered Kernel editor came back to the office upset,hurt, insulted. A prominent campus figure had un-fairly harangued the young reporter for an offensethat he did not commit.

It was at that point, in the heat and sweat of ten-sion, that the young editor vowed revenge. Fromthose feelings of hate, the Golden Forks were born.As a testament to that young reporter we take itupon ourselves to strike back with venomous pleas-ure at those who have wronged the mighty “FourthEstate.”

Editor’s note: OK, OK that’s a lie. We’re abunch of sarcastic, immature college students whofeel like venting their frustrations at the end of theyear. It’s unfortunate that some of you must bearthe brunt of that. But take comfort in the fact thatin about a month the summer Kernel begins, underthe direction of Les Johns, and then comes the fallwith the woman you love to hate, Becca Clemons.You are encouraged to make the life of these twofine people a living hell. Until then, if you’re upset,feel free to send in letters to the editor, as always.

But this is the second-to-last issue, so theywon’t get printed. We’ll read them though.

Have a good summer.

This blurb was adapted from the April 28, 1989,edition of the Golden Forks Awards.

The “Prince Charming Combover”award goes to Student Government President

Micah Fielden. Never before have weseen hair flow so smoothly from oneside of the head to the other. Neverbefore has a Student Governmentpresident been so closely groomed —appearance-wise, that is. At least, he’sthe prettiest in recent years. We’retoo lazy to look up the mugs of pastleaders.

The “Always onVibrate” awardgoes to basketball walk-ons Sam Malone andBrian Long. Thanks,guys, for answering ourphone calls.

The “Freshman! Freshman!” awardgoes to President Eli Capilouto, who isfinishing his first year at the helm ofthis institution. Our new president hassurvived his Freshman 15. But can hesurvive the Sophomore 20? As in, a$20 million budget cut for UK. Take adeep breath and do one last keg standbefore you head into upper division,Eli.

The “Finally Leader of the Pack”award goes to Provost Kumble Sub-baswamy, who recently landed the topjob at the University of Massachusetts-Amherst. The job market is tough. Weknow, we’re newspaper journalists.But you’ve proved the old adage thatif first you don’t succeed in getting thetop job at a state institution, try, tryagain. Looks like fourth time’s thecharm.

The “Long Eyebrow Hair, Don’tCare” award goes to UK fresh-man baller Anthony Davis for refus-ing to shave his unibrow at the be-ginning of the year. And for subse-quently making it the biggest fashionstatement on campus since “Jorts.”Good luck in the NBA. MaybeGillette will sponsor you.

The “How to Make a Quick Buck”award goes to poster sellers on eBay for makingmoney off of Anthony Davis. Some of the auction-eers sold the posters for more than $150. Take that,NCAA.

The “Give This Guy Some DamnBasketball Tickets” award goes to a manfrom Charlotte, N.C., who posted a listing offeringhis wife in exchange for NCAA Tournament tick-ets. Classy, right? This man deserves an award.He’s just doing what millions of men across thecountry could only hope to do: See UK in the FinalFour. We hope it worked out for you, big guy.

The “Look Ma, I Finally Did It”award goes to this year’s football team for beat-ing Tennessee after a 26-year losing streak. Con-grats for finally beating the team that our parentsnever could. Next year, maybe an actual quarter-back can lead the team to victory.

The “That’s What She Said” awardgoes to DanceBlue 2012 participants for going“twice as hard, half as long” (their words, not ours)after the annual marathon was shortened to 12hours because of weather concerns. Don’t get uswrong, we love the mission of Dance-Blue, but long nights in the newsroomcan make you channel your innercrude high school sense of humor.

*Runner-up goes to Kyle Wiltjerfor this quote: “Not a lot of peoplehave seen it. When I pull it out, theydon’t know what’s coming. Thenwhen it goes in, they’re like, ‘Whoa,what just happened?’” (He’s talkingabout his hook shot, people.)

The “Most Photogenic” award goes toKate on State. Getting to New Orleans and buyingFinal Four tickets were expensive endeavors. But,one UK student found a way to bring BourbonStreet to the Bluegrass. Whether she received anybeads on State Street that evening has yet to beconfirmed.

The “Smile, You’re on Candid Cam-era” award goes to UK fans who set a car onfire on State Street after UK beat Louisville in theFinal Four. No, no, keep telling yourself that gaso-line isn’t flammable. And forget about the fact thatsomeone might need that car to get to work. Cele-brating a sports win is much more important thansafety and livelihood. What a bummer that policefigured out how to use that darn YouTube thing andidentified your faces in a video of the incident.Oops!

The “Party Crasher” award goes toUK’s former president, Lee Todd. We expected cur-

rent President Eli Capilouto to cutdown the nets in Atlanta after the winto go to the Final Four, but we were atad surprised to see that Todd hoppedon that ladder, too. We know Capi-louto’s just a freshman, but he’s readyto fly on his own now.

The “Our Biggest Pet Peeve” awardgoes to DeWayne Peevy of UK MediaRelations. When one of our reporterscalled two unofficial basketball play-ers, Peevy revoked our access to aninterview. That ticked us off. Then, hefinished the year by NOT giving usany more trouble. That REALLYticked us off! Thanks for making pub-lic relations the news.

Fielden

LongMalone

Capilouto

Subbaswamy

Davis

Wiltjer

Todd

Peevy

editorial board members:Editor-in-Chief Taylor Moak,Becca Clemons, Aaron Smith, Eva McEnrue, Sam Rothbauer and Luke Glaser

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kernel. we do it daily.

With the annual Blue/White scrimmagecome and gone, the UK football team willshift back into offseason mode before playersreturn again for training camp in August.Now that spring practice has concluded, let’sreflect on what we learned over the lastmonth.

1. Joker Phillips and Randy Sanders aretrying to open up the offense for 2012. In thescrimmage, both offenses operated almostexclusively out of the no-huddle and shotgunformation. Quarterback Maxwell Smith toldme coaches have said they would like tothrow the ball up to 70 percent of the timeduring the upcoming season. This is a drasticshift from the safe, screen-heavy offense theCats featured in 2011, placing them near thebottom nationally in many statistical cate-gories. With explosive targets like wide re-ceivers Demarco Robinson and DarylCollins, three capable tight ends with differ-ent skill sets, a healthy offensive line (fornow) and depth at running back, Smithshould have the tools around him and the ex-perience to put more points on the board thisseason.

2. The secondary is still UK’s biggestquestion mark heading into the summer. De-fensive back Marcus Caffey had a goodspring season and made an impact on

Phillips, but defensive coordinator RickMinter says the position is still an open com-petition. Caffey made some plays in thescrimmage, but the secondary was beat downthe field multiple times by Robinson and fel-low wide receiver E.J. Fields, and was tornapart over the middle by UK’s tight ends.

Aside from Cartier Rice, the team’s spe-cial package cornerback, who mostly saw thefield when team’s opened up into three orfour-wide receiver sets, there is not a wealthof experience at a position that was a weak-ness for the Cats in 2011. With a strong frontseven in front of them, the secondary is farfrom hopeless. But it remains one of UK’sbiggest areas of concern heading into thesummer.

3. UK’s punter is not on campus rightnow. Well, maybe he is. Phillips said he has-n’t been able to check all the fraternities andother student organizations to see if any un-knowns have a leg. But for now, the positionseems up for grabs. Whoever assumes thepunting duties will have big shoes to fill,with Ryan Tydlacka departing as one of theCats’ most reliable performers in 2011. Thepunter before him, Tim Masthay, is now thepunter for the Green Bay Packers and has aSuper Bowl ring to show for it. “Punter U,”as UK has been referred as in the past, willbe looking for its next in line, or at least forsomeone who can consistently benefit UK inthe field position battle, something Tydlackaexcelled at during his career.

Three things learned in spring football

By Ethan Levine

[email protected]

Cats want open offense, strong secondary, punter

sports

those 18- and 19-year-oldsare living their life and howI’m living my 21-year-oldlife struck me repeatedlythroughout this season. I of-ten found myself wondering,as I sat with a voice recorderpointed in the general direc-tion of one of these playersafter a game (almost alwaysafter a win), what it would belike to be on the other side ofthat recorder. Would I growaccustomed to the attentionand approach it nonchalant-ly? Would I embrace it andbe the media’s best friend?Would I be incredibly awk-ward and give incomprehen-sible answers?

Probably this.And on a more serious

note: would I care aboutschool if I had the near-cer-tainty of millions sittingmonths away from me? Thisis the far more interestingquestion for me, considering

how much media attentionthe whole “one-and-done”culture — especially at UK— has created.

I’d like to think I wouldfind motivation for school-work, even if I was projectedto go in the lottery. I alwayshave cared about academics.

But I’ve also never beenable to posterize anybody, ei-ther, and maybe that differ-ence might make all the dif-ference.

So yes, those five peopleand I (and you) lived vastlydifferent lives, an existencethat I can only know froman outsider’s perspective.But some of the more re-warding moments came dur-ing times when I saw acommon ground betweenus.

Most of these came out-side the confines of a bas-ketball court — as previous-ly stated, I have no businesstrying to relate to them inthat aspect, seeing as how Iwas cut from my middle-school team and failed to

make a Jordan-esque careerturnaround — and insteadcame in the college-kidrealm.

Teague dancing light-heartedly for a White BoyAcademy video. Davis andKidd-Gilchrist professingtheir roomie love for oneanother after winning thenational championship.Jones and Lamb posting acamera phone mirror pictureon social media.

Those are the momentswhen I connect these playersmore to a campus than anNBA arena, and those are themoments that only amplifymy respect for how they con-ducted themselves through aseason of incessant attentionand adulation.

And then those momentspass, and they morph backinto basketball players readyto make the jump into a pro-fessional league and becomemuch richer and much moresuccessful than I ever will be.And I don’t resent them forthat one bit.

FUTUREContinued from page 1

The Lexington Legendsdropped the first two gamesof their four-game serieswith the Charleston River-Dogs Tuesday and Wednes-day.

Charleston enteredWhitaker Bank Ballparkwinners of eight in a row andcontinued their hot stretch.

Tuesday, RiverDogsstarting pitcher CalebCotham, who entered with a2.08 ERA, held the hometeam at bay. He left the gameafter five innings, giving up

just one run on four hits. Helowered his ERA to an even2.00 in 18 IP.

The Legends offensestruggled to mount a rally allnight, ultimately losing 4-1,breaking a four-game winstreak of their own.

On Wednesday, Legendsstarting pitcher Kyle Hallockwas chased after only fourinnings, giving up six runson nine hits.

He didn't get any helpfrom his defense, however,as Lexington's defense com-

mitted three errors.The RiverDogs got a

solid outing from startingpitcher Bryan Mitchell, whogave up no runs on two hitsin five innings, striking outseven.

The Legends will try tostop their two-game losingstreak when the teams squareoff Thursday in the third of afour-game series. First pitchis scheduled for 7:05 p.m. inLexington.

STAFF REPORT

Lexington Legends fall twice to Charleston

Have opportunity Thursday to break the streak

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The performance of “Thor-oughly Modern Millie” was metwith a packed house on openingweekend.

“Millie” is a musical abouta small town girl trying to makeit big in New York City in theearly 1920s.

The play tackles the sub-jects of love versus money andhuman trafficking.

“It was thrilling to be partof the nearly sold-out house inthe Guignol Theatre for theopening night,” Nancy Jones,chairman for the department of

theater, said.The live orchestra, which

brought a feel of Broadway intothe musical, sat in front of thestage.

The plot of the musical wasseemingly simple throughoutthe performance, until the end.

At the end, the actors’ roleswere revealed.

“Everything connects in theend,” Abby Sheridan, whoplayed Millie Dillmount, said.

Minus the stumble at thebeginning of the musical withlines by William James Bradleyplaying Jimmy Smith in Satur-day’s performance, the musicalwas played with absolute per-

fection.“Our students did a fantastic

job; The voices are wonderful,the choreography and dancenumbers are pitch perfect, andthe orchestra brings incredibleenergy to the production,” Jonessaid.

One of the greatest perform-ers of the night was MadisonMcGhee, playing Mrs. Meers.

She kept the crowd laugh-ing with her witty dialogue andwas a wonderfully deviant char-acter.

When the plot was headingmore on the romantic side, shewas able to keep the audiencelaughing by turning the tables.

Those playing Ching Hoand Bun Foo, Chris Floyd andEvan Jennings Pulliam, put on awonderful performance.

Minus one or two lines,

their entire performance was inChinese, making fun of othercharacters or in Bun Foo’s case,falling in love.

“The audience was on theirfeet opening night honoringour incredible cast and crewwith standing ovations,” Jonessaid.

By Kayla Pickrell

[email protected]

Packed for opening night,continues on stage this weekend

‘Thoroughly Modern Millie’keeps audience laughing

if you goWhat: “Thoroughly ModernMillie”When: Thursday through Sat-urday at 7:30 p.m., Sunday at2 p.m.Where: Guignol TheatreAdmission: $10 for students,$15 general admission

UK OUTsource will host the Gayla, the or-ganization’s main event of the year, in the smallballroom of the Student Center at 6 p.m. onThursday.

The event will consist of a student dragshow, the Imperial Court of Kentucky dragshow, free food from UK catering, a disc jockeyand student performers.

“It’s the biggest event we host,” RossCowling, senior OUTsource resource coordina-tor and official planner for the Gayla, said. “Wealways have ahuge turnout,great food and agreat time.”

The unveil-ing of the Di-versity Project,a quilt made byCatherine Br-ereton, GainesFellow and jun-ior English andGender WomenStudies major, is set to happen early during theevent.

The quilt began as a community based proj-ect with the thematic concentration of celebrat-ing diversity and identity in the LGBT commu-nity by creating a large piece of yarn art as itsvisual representation. It soon gained world-widerecognition and participation.

The project began last September, when Br-ereton started putting up fliers and using differ-ent forms of social media to promote her idea.

By the end of January, 168 squares weresent to Brereton, and she began to assemble thequilt.

“Quilts came from literally all over theworld, so many people wanted to be involved,”she said. “I received work from many people inLexington, all over the US, Canada, SouthAfrica, everywhere.”

The quilt is 140 square feet and weighsmore than 100 pounds.

“It’s enormous, beautiful and really, reallydifficult to work on at this point,” Brereton said.“I wanted it to be a reflection of every individ-ual personality and taste, not what I think itshould be.”

OUTsourcehosts Gayla,unveiling of

diversity quiltBy Alexandra Hawkins

[email protected]

if you goWhat: GaylaWhen: 6 p.m. on Thursday Where: Student Centersmall ballroomAdmission: Free

My dearest, most cherishedreaders, this is it.

This is justa simple andtemporarygoodbye, yousee, becausethis is the lastcolumn ofPardon forjust a littlewhile.

For manyof you shining,bright folks,this might beyour last se-

mester here at the big blue UK.Maybe you’re an eager me-

dia law professor who is bidding

adieu to the university and em-barking on personal adventures.

Or perhaps you’re a soon-to-be graduate, complete with hun-gry eyes and an unmatched an-ticipation of what’s waiting foryou to tackle in this invigoratinghome that we call the world.

And maybe you’re on theopposite end of that spectrum,reflecting upon how fast yourfirst year of college has blurredpast you like the memories ofthose late drunken nightsseemed fast forward with theother college firsts.

Either way, this close thatis approaching is somethingspecial for it unites us all. Thisend that’s vastly approaching,

whether it’s desperately wishedfor or anxiously avoided, isgranting us all something that’sprecious and rare.

The end might be dwin-dling down but what’s at theend isn’t really the end. It’s justanother beginning of some newjourney with endless possibili-ties — an ice cream bar with anarray of curious flavors andtantalizing toppings, just wait-ing for your picking.

It’s a record store withevery eclectic musician, everyalbum and song, yearning forthe tip of your fingertips to flipby and purchase, playing on re-peat.

This new is something that

could be humble and painful,breathtaking and rejuvenating.Regardless, it’s a new start. It’snot erasing the past, but em-bracing it all, the good, the badand learning how to mold thatinto something so unique toyour being that it can onlymake you flourish.

Enjoy the warm summerdays ahead and cherish thememories you have with yourloved ones, friends and neigh-bors. Bask in the glory of theday and the melody of the songbecause life is short but musicis forever.

“Such a long, long time tobe gone and a short time to bethere.” –The Grateful Dead

Pardon the Interlude: A farewell and a melody

Summer brings opportunities to reflect on year, chance for a new start

ALEXANDRIASARDAM

Kernelcolumnist

ORLANDO, Fla. — GeorgeZimmerman’s website, used tosolicit money for his legal de-fense, has been taken down.

A spokesman for defenseattorney Mark O’Mara saidWednesday that that was in-tentional, and that peopleshould not look for it to comeback.

The point, said JimmyWoods, O’Mara’s office man-ager and spokesman, is forZimmerman to have no Webpresence.

Zimmerman, 28, ischarged with second-degreemurder for shooting TrayvonMartin, an unarmed black 17-year-old, as the teenagerwalked through Zimmer-

man’s gated community Feb.26.

The shooting set offdemonstrations across thecountry by critics who ac-cused Zimmerman of racialprofiling and were outragedthat Sanford police made noarrest, saying they were con-vinced that Zimmerman actedin self-defense.

A special prosecutor,though, did charge Zimmer-man earlier this month. He’snow free on $150,000 bail.

Before his arrest, Zim-merman went into hiding butcreated a website, therealge-orgezimmerman.com, to airhis political views and solicitmoney for his defense.

He later hired O’Mara,who has since worked to min-imize media exposure.

GeorgeZimmerman’s

personal website taken down

By Rene Stutzman

MCT

PHOTO BY GARY W. GREEN | ORLANDO SENTINEL (MCT)George Zimmerman, left, appears before Judge Mark E. Herr onApril 12 on charges for the shooting of Trayvon Martin.

PHOTO BY ADAM CHAFFINS | STAFFMargo Ubele, a graduate student working on her master’s in medical science, and her friend Amy Ferry admire the work ofthe A-S 280 Introduction to Photographic Literacy Students on Wednesday in the Tuska Center.

Viewing other’s work

On Monday, the Tuska Center forContemporary Art opened its doorsfor the exhibition of the Art Studio280 Introduction to Photographic Literacy Students.

The exhibit, which runs until May4, is called “From the Streets to theStudio,” and allows beginning student photographers to showcasetheir work.

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Great security! Great location! Condo,1BR/1BA. $625/month, including all utili ties.Close to UK, Central Baptist & St. Joe. CallBrad 859-983-0434.

Large Efficiency Apartment, $440/month +utilities. Perfect location for those attendingUK. 1/2 block from Main Campus, 1 blockfrom Main Library, Grocery, Laundry withinwalking distance. Unfurnished. Call 859-270-6860 Anytime.

Pre-leasing for July/August - Efficiency/1bedroom - 1 block to UK! Starting at$425.00/month, some include utilities, w/d,parking. Call 859-523-2363 or www.touch -stonerentals.com

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2BR/1.5BA Luxury Townhouse/private de -velopment, close to campus. RichmondRoad. All electric, hardwood, large bed -rooms/vaulted ceilings, security systems, cus-tom kitchen, dishwasher, W/D. August lease.$825/month. www.mprentals.com (859)288-5601

2BR/1BA Apartment for Fall Semester onPress Avenue. Available in July. Please call859-233-1760

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Need to sub-let a 2BR/2BA apartment at TheLex starting mid-May and ending July 31st.Not furnished. Quiet, corner apart ment.$550/month + electric. Please call859-338-4459 or 502-741-9321.

Pre-leasing for July - Center Court - 2 bed -rooms, $1,300-$1,450. Beautiful units!Kitchen fully equipped, w/d, parking. Call859-523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals. com

3 Oversized BR/3 Private Baths: ONLY 1MILE FROM CAMPUS!! $1200/month. CallKelley @ 859.225.3680 For Details

3BR/2.5BA Luxury Townhouse/private de -velopment, close to campus. RichmondRoad. All electric, 2-car garage, hardwood,large bedrooms, security systems, customkitchen, dishwasher, W/D. August lease.$1,150/month. www.mprentals.com (859)288-5601

3BR/2BA ground floor Condo with W/D andDishwasher. Available August 1st. 251Simpson Avenue. Easy walk to Campus.$1,100/month. 859-396-2685

3BR/2BA Large Apartment. Walk to class.W/D, D/W, Electric utilities, ENERGY EFFI -CIENT, Private parking. GOING FAST! CallBrian @ 859-492-5416 or WWW. -232WALLER.COM

3BR/3BA restored Victorian home in Wood -land Park Neighborhood. Small pets OK.$1,200, available July 15th. Prefer STEMundergraduate majors or Graduate Studentsin any discipline. Contact David at dtr [email protected] for more information.

Campus Downs, 3BR/2BA Condo. $375/bed-room, utilities included. Wash er/Dryer.859-983-0349

Pre-leasing for August - 3 bedrooms - Town -home, 2 full baths, w/d, parking, all electric,affordable and efficient. Call 859-523-2363or www.touchstonerentals.com

4BR/2.5BA Luxury Townhouse/private de -velopment, close to campus. RichmondRoad. All electric, 2-car garage, hardwood,large bedrooms, security systems, customkitchen, dishwasher, W/D. August lease.$1,400/month. www.mprentals.com (859)288-5601

4BR/2BA HOME! By Campus - Off Red MileRoad! Huge rooms. Awesome yard s/decks.Parking. All Appliances. All elec tric.$325/month. kampusproperties.org. Call859-333-1388.

NEW and Nearly NEW 4BR HOMES. Only afew left. Very nice. Close to campus. View atlexingtonhomeconsultants.com. Showingdaily. Call or text James McKee,Builder/Broker 859-221-7082 or email jwm [email protected].

174 Prall Street, 5BR/3BA House. Acrossstreet from UK. Leasing for 2012-2013school year. Lease/deposit $2,000. Call859-333-8129 or 859-338-0987.

5 Bedrooms, 2 Full Baths, Off Street Park ing,2 Blocks from Campus (Linden Walk), Call:(704) 905-5312 For Information

5BR/2BA HOME! By Campus - Off Red MileRoad! Huge rooms. Awesome yard s/decks.Parking. All Appliances. $325/month. kam-pusproperties.org. Call 859-333-1388.

608 East High Street, across from Wood landPark. 5BR Apartments/2Baths. Cen tral heat& air. W/D connections. Off-street parking.$1,500 + utilities. Available Au gust 2012.859-338-7005Ground floor Studios 1 block from UK. Leas -ing starting June. $500 - $570/month, withparking, utilities included, cable, central air,washer/dryer, mini-kitchens. 859-537-0463

2009 Cub Cadet LT1050 Hydrostatic Drive,25 hp Kohler Engine (116 hours), 50 in deck.Has new belt, air filter, fuel filter and oilchange. Blades 1 yr old. Also comes with theCub Cadet 17 cu. ft. Utility Cart. Ready togo!..$1750, Will Deliver! For more informa -tion or questions please call 859-621-4563

Atomic Cafe’ Restaurant & Bar now hiringServers. Great atmosphere! Flexible shifts.Nights only. Apply in person from 10:00am– 4:00pm @ 265 N. Limestone.

Basketball Camp Internship - Lead basket ballcamp June 25 - 29, from 9:00am - 12: 00pm,to earn $1,500 college scholarship. Locatedat Windstar Farm. Interested appli cantsmust submit to background check. ContactMandy Otis @ motis@raceforeduca tion.org.

Bluegrass Sitters is currently expanding andis in need of sitters. If you would like to workwhen it is convenient for you, like to in teractwith children in a positive entertain ing edu-cational way, call us @ (859)368- 8438 orapply on line @ bluegrasssitters@g mail.com

Bud Ambassadors needed! Responsibilitiesinclude supporting Anheuser Busch brandsand KY Eagle marketing plans in local mar -kets while providing our customers with on-premise promotional marketing and mer -chandising. This position is ideal for peoplewith outgoing personalities and who like tohave fun! You must be 21 years of age andnot employed at a retail establishment thatsells alcohol. Please submit your resume [email protected] or apply in person at2440 Innovation Drive, Lexington.

Camp Counselors, Male/Female, needed forgreat overnight camps in the mountains ofPA. Have fun while working with childrenoutdoors. Teach/assist with A&C, Aquatics,Media, Music, Outdoor Rec, Tennis & more.Office, Nanny & Kitchen positions available.Apply on-line at www.pineforestcamp.com

Construction help needed. Must meet theseminimum requirements: Able to lift 75lbs.,valid driver’s license, pay best for experi ence.Full/Part-time available. Email to gul [email protected]

Construction/Property Maintenance Job forthe summer, be prepared to show up on timeand not hung over, work hard, lift heavyobjects, and engage your brain. No ex -perience necessary, but common sense, agood attitude and modicum of intellect re -quired. Please send resume to box5@grad -cat.com.

Don Jacobs has an immediate opening for apart-time receptionist. We are looking for acareer-minded individual who enjoys work ingwith customers and has good communi cationand organizational skills. Candidates musthave a professional attitude and a strongdesire to learn. Duties include an sweringphones, waiting on customers and assistingstaff as needed. Hours are M-F, 5: 15 pm –8:00 pm, Saturdays 8:00 am – 7:00 pm.Please email resumé to Amy VanMeter [email protected]. EOE

Full-time babysitter with car needed for thesummer. Education majors and spanishspeakers with experience preferred but notrequired. Contact [email protected] asap!

Full-Time Spanish speaking class assistant inelementary classroom for 2012-2013 schoolyear. Call 859-277-6765

Healthy Occasional Smokers Needed for Re -search Studies. Researchers with the Univer -sity of Kentucky College of Medicine, Depart -ment of Behavioral Science are recruitinghealthy non‐daily tobacco users between theages of 21‐25 to participate in ongoingbehav ioral studies. Qualified volunteers willbe paid for their participation. Studies involvecompletion of up to 4 testing sessions that arerun in a pleasant setting during daytimehours. Snacks, movies, video games and read-ing materials will be provided. To apply visitour website at: http://rrf.research.uky. edu

Healthy Volunteers Needed for BehavioralStudies Researchers with the University ofKentucky College of Medicine, Department ofBehavioral Science are recruiting healthy vol-unteers ages 18-50 to participate in ongo ingmultiple research studies that evaluate thebehavioral effects of prescribed FDA ap -proved medications. Qualified volunteers willbe paid for their participation. Studiesinvolve completion of 1 to 47 testing sessionsdepending on studies for which you mayqualify. Studies are run in a pleasant settingduring daytime hours. Snacks, movies, videogames and reading materials will be pro -vided. To apply visit our website at: http: -//rrf.research.uky.edu

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Idle Hour Country Club Staffing Full and PartTime Seasonal Positions. AM/PM,Weekends, Holidays Required. Part-timeReceptionists, Servers, Bussers, Snack Bar,Kitchen Staff, Lifeguards. CompetitiveWages, Uniforms, and Meals. Apply in Per -son, Tues – Sun, 1pm – 5pm. Immediate In -terviews. No Phone Calls Please. 1815 Rich -mond Road, Lexington, KY 40502.

Laser Perfect Med Spa, a full skin care facil ityin Palomar Centre, is looking for an aes -thetician/laser technician. Full or Part-Timehours. Email resume’ to [email protected] orapply in person.

Leather, Inc., Lexington’s Home for Luggageand Gifts, is now hiring for part-time saleshelp. Apply in person at Lexington Green.

Lexington based Internet company seeksMySQL/PHP programmers. Applicantsshould be familiar with MySQL/PHP devel -opment in a Linux environment. We are alsoaccepting applications for internships inIT/Web Development for Spring. Send re -sume to [email protected] and/or call 859-514-2720 to schedule an interview.

Lexington business office seeks bookkeep -er/administrative assistant. Must be profi -cient in Quick Books, accounts payable & re -ceivable, invoicing, filing tax reports. Part-time 20-25 hours/week on site.$12-$13/hour. Email resume to info@talon -wine.com

Lifeguards and Pool Managers needed.Professional Pool Management is hiring forclubs and waterparks in Lexington, Louisvilleand Richmond. $8–$15/hour. [email protected] for applica tion.

Live-in student interested in VeterinaryMedicine to share 2BR house with male pre-Vet student at Gainesway Small AnimalClinic. Rent and utilities paid for cleaningclinic. Part-time work hours available. Ap plyin person with resume at 1230 Arm strongMill Road.

LOOKING FOR Male & Female SocialDrinkers 21-35 years of age with or withoutADHD. Researchers at the University of Ken -tucky are conducting studies concerning theeffects of alcohol. Volunteers paid to partici -pate. Please call 257-5794.

Minova has an immediate opening for a Hu manResources Intern for our North Ameri can head-quarters in Georgetown, Kentucky. This is afull-time paid summer internship. We are look-ing for a student interested in making HumanResources their career of choice. This positionwill be responsible for the administrative supportof our HR depart ment including but not limitedto personnel filing, assisting in the recruiting andselec tion process, data entry, employee relations,special projects, and more. Interested appli cantsshould submit their cover letter and re sume [email protected]

Office Assistant Needed. Tuesday & Thurs -day. Apply at 860 South Broadway.

Part-Time childcare, 15-20 hours/week.$10/hour. Must have driver’s license. Vari -ous hours, evenings and weekends. Refer -ences required. Non-smoker. Text/call 859-333-2656 or email resume’ to cvan [email protected]

Part-time clerical position available (yearround) at Gainesway Small Animal Clinic,1230 Armstrong Mill Road. Please apply inperson with resume.

Part-Time scratch cook for Saturdays, 2:00-7:30pm, additional hours possible, at ChevyChase retirement community. Please call Ric,Kelly or Tom at 266-2581.

PT Receptionist at Small Animal VeterinaryClinic. Great people skills are needed. Ap ply@ Richmond Road Veterinary Clinic, 3270Richmond Road or 859-263-5037 [email protected]

Researchers at the University of Kentucky arelooking for individuals between the ages of 21and 35 who have received a DUI in the last 2years to participate in a study looking atbehavioral and mental performance. All par-ticipants will be compensated for their timeand participation is completely confi dential.For more information, please call859-257-5794

Retail Sales: Are you a “people person”? Areyou mature/responsible? If so, and you’reinterested in sales, apply Monday-Fri day,10:00-5:00 @ Sunglass Works in FayetteMall.

Seasonal help needed at Lexington CountryClub. Servers, bussers, summerhouse, poolattendants, cooks, dishwasher & child care.Apply in person. Tuesday-Friday, 9:00-5: 00.2550 Paris Pike.

Seasonal Outdoor Summer Camp DirectorNeeded. Interested applicants should emailresume and employment application to jhub [email protected] or call 859-226-0393. Deadline is Friday, April 27, 2012.

Seeking teachers for Toddler Program (1-3years old). Must be 18 years old with highschool diploma or GED. Full-Time and Part-Time positions available. Apply in person @3271 Beaumont Centre Circle.

Seeking: Female Student to care for two chil-dren over the summer. 5 days/week needed.Must have own transportation/ clean drivingrecord. Previous experience a plus. I amwilling to work around plannedvacations/needed days off. Candidate will beasked to provide references and copy of tran-script. If interested please send emails andresumes to [email protected].

STUDENTPAYOUTS.COM. Paid survey tak -ers needed in Lexington. 100% FREE to join.Click on surveys.

Summer Jobs - Laborers: Forget retail andfast food – work with your hands and learnnew skills. Local real estate company seek ingsummer help turning vacant apart ments.Duties include trash-out, cleaning, basicrepairs for drywall, painting, carpen try,plumbing, etc. Hourly wage $8- 10/hour,depending on skill level. Opportu nity forovertime, reliable transportation re quired.Please provide a list of skills, previ ous experi-ence and summer availability [email protected].

The Kentucky Kernel wants you for its ad staff.What kinds of students are we looking for?Motivated. Outgoing. Organized. Busi ness savvy.Dedicated. What will you get? A fun, flexible, job.Valuable sales and account management skills.Amazing co-workers. Ex perience facilitating thebuying, selling and production of advertisements.And, oh yeah, a nice paycheck each month. If youthink you have what it takes, and you wouldn’tmind bringing in some cash to pay your bills eachmonth, send us a resume. email:[email protected]. Mail: 026 Grehan Jour nalismBldg, University of Kentucky, Lexing ton, KY 40506.

The Race For Education is seeking teachinginterns for the Starting Gate afterschool pro gram.Applicants must be education majors. Interns willreceive a $1000 scholarship per semester workedto be used for tuition. Each intern must committo working two nights per week and one Saturdayper month. In terns are also eligible to apply forthe RFE’s Assets for Independence Program,which could qualify them for an extra $4000 tobe used for tuition costs. Interested applicantsshould contact Mandy Otis at 252-8648 [email protected].

Tony Roma’s is now hiring servers. Experi -ence preferred. Apply in person M-F, 2pm-4pm, @ Lexington Green Mall or www.tony -romas.com

Wilson Landscape Supply is looking for Sales& Nursery people with plant interests. Fulland Part-Time hours available. 2700Palumbo Drive or 859-269-5795.

Writers & Interns Wanted:Lexington based Internet company seeks writ-ing staff. Applicants should be familiar withsocial media, ebusiness and/or technol ogy.Visit WebProNews.com for examples. This isa great opportunity to earn extra cash whilebuilding your resume/portfolio. We are alsoaccepting applications for intern ships acrossour company for Spring. Send resume withwriting samples to jobs@ientry. com and/orcall 859-514-2720 to schedule an interview.

YMCA is looking for group leaders/coun -selors for our before/afterschool programsand summer camps. Download a job appli -cation at: www.ymcaofcentralky.org. Con tactJamie Massie, Staff Development Direc tor,(859) 226-0393 or jmassie@ymcaofcen -tralky.org

Found: 01/23 - Beaded Bracelet at Lime stoneand Virginia. Call 859-361-0770.

LOST: Gold Apartment Key. Lost along PrallStreet or by the Business Building,Wednesday morning, between 9:00am-9: -30am. It has a rubber cover, shaped like acupcake, over the top part. If found, Pleasecontact 859-866-1991.

LOST: Set of multiple keys on an empty UKI.D. holder. Lost around campus. Please call270-590-3629.

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eva mcenrue | opinions editor | [email protected]

You probablyhave a long listof things to dobefore you leavecampus, but thereare a few thingsthat you may nothave considered.

1. Stay fitDevelop a

plan for exercise.You may be stuckbehind a desk foreight hours a dayinstead of walk-

ing around campus. Plus, withoutthe convenience of the Johnson Stu-dent Recreation Center, it may bedifficult to stay active. It will be

important to find ways to exercise,like taking the stairs at work orscheduling workouts into your dailyroutine.

2. Kick the habitThe longer you smoke, the hard-

er it gets to stop. If the UK smokingban didn’t help you kick the habit,this is a great time to try as you tran-sition into your new life. UHS hastools that can help you quit. Call323-APPT to schedule an appoint-ment with a Tobacco Cessation Spe-cialist.

3. Are You Covered? Up to this point, you may have

had some type of health insurance.Some students may now find them-selves without coverage. If you have

some “lag time” between graduationand when your new job starts, thencontinuation coverage may be an op-tion during this transition period.Contact your carrier to see if youhave the option to continue yourcoverage. If you are enrolled in theAcademic HealthPlans/Humana in-surance plan you may elect to utilizethe “continuation plan”. Email [email protected] for de-tails. Also, if you are under the ageof 26, you may be eligible for cover-age under your parent’s health insur-ance policy based on the AffordableCare Act.

If you will be buying your ownplan, compare more than just month-ly premiums. Before you purchase

anything, be sure you understandtheir out-of-pocket costs, providerchoices and covered services. Toolsare available online to help youmake a well-informed decision. Aguide to choosing a health insuranceplan and glossary of insurance indus-try terms can be found through theU.S. Department of Health and Hu-man Services website atwww.ahrq.gov.

4. Don’t stress outSome people may find that they

feel anxious or stressed about gradu-ation. It may be overwhelming tothink about life after UK and beingin the “real world.” This is normaland is something that many graduat-ing seniors experience. You may

find it helpful to talk to friends whoare also graduating. They may sharesimilar feelings, and it may be easierto cope with your own anxieties orfears. It may also be helpful to talkto someone in UHS BehavioralHealth (323-5511) or the CounselingCenter (257-8701).

The staff at the University HealthService wishes all graduating seniorsthe best of luck in their future en-deavors.

Jill Kindy is a registered dietitianat the University Health Service andUK students can schedule one-on-one appointments with her by calling323-2778. Email [email protected].

Tips for graduates to remain healthy after UK

JILLKINDY

Guestcolumnist

editorial board members:Editor-in-chief Taylor Moak,Becca Clemons, Aaron Smith, Eva McEnrue, Sam Rothbauer and Luke Glaser

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