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13 Ways to Spook Your Audience!
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1. PowerPoint Hell• Make sure to have LOTS of text on your slides,
in different fonts, colors and sizes!• About 99.9999% of content should be stats
and heavy data!• Don’t use any pictures either, only plain boring
text!!!
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2. Scary Costume
Your costume must be Super uncomfortable, and the
most inappropriate for the audience and the for subject matter of your presentation!
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3. Heavy Breather
Your breathing should be very heavy and loud, or short and fast, like running a marathon
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4. Invisible Man
Use LOTS of unnecessary Props and hide behind them!
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5. The Crazy ClownTry HARD to be
FUNNY!Say joke after joke and
if your audience doesn’t laugh, laugh
out loud yourself!
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6. Eye-Baller
Don’t change your leering gaze from one person to another in your audience, just find ONE victim and stare at them for the entire
presentation!
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7. Zombie MovementsWalk about on the stage
without any purpose!More random and
distracting the movements, the better!
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8. Stiff Skeleton
Be as stiff as possible when speaking!
If you’re not a Zombie mover, stand still and
stiff!
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9. Clasped Hands
Under no circumstance use your hands!
Just clasp them tightly together behind your back or frontal “fig leaf” area!
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10. Pumpkin HeadTo smile when presenting in
public is good, but don’t over-do it and keep a creepy smile on your face the whole time!
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11. Stage Fright
Act and be terrified on stage!
That way the audience will copy
you and feel fearful too!
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12. Wing It!
Never prepare your presentation in
advance,Just wing it!
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13. Being a Loner!
Be a Loner and do not seek any help from Professional Presentation Skills
Coach!
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Remember, keep spooking your audience and do not
seek any help from the Business and Sales
Presentation Skills Coach..
Natasha Arvinte-Hickey
Happy Halloween ;)
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