182 Random Silly Objects (RPG)

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Objects for them to nd (10s will result in a potion being found as well):

Wand of Create Wand (Comes with 1 charge! creates 1 Wand of Create Wand"isintegrates into gas when out of charges)

#ing of $ureaucratic Wi%ardr&: ' swear this is real he ocial description:

*When a wi%ard casts an& spell while wearing the ring! a sheaf of papers anda +uill pen suddenl& appear in his hand he papers are forms that must belled out in triplicate e,plaining the e-ects of the spell! wh& the wi%ardwishes to cast it! whether it is for business or pleasure! and so on he formsmust be lled out before the e-ects of the spell will occur he higher thele.el of the spell cast! the more complicated the forms become /illing out theforms re+uires one round per le.el of spell*

#ing of "etect /ingers (glows in the presence of ngers)

he Cloa of isibilit&: 2ust a .er&! .er& gaud& cloa

Cloa of the $ush& "isguise: 3rants the wearer the abilit& to transform ashort bush when crouching

$owl of Water& "eath

4irror of "war.en $eaut&5 an& woman who loos in it instantl& grows a beard( gains 67 Cha when dealing with "war.es)

Wand of 4isplaced Objects

#ing of 4iscommunication 8t rst! it loos lie a ring of ongues! and worslie that for an entire da& after being worn 8fter the 79 hours of being

constantl& worn! it immediatel& binds itself to the pla&er! unable to beremo.ed e,cept b& magical means (im thining an increasing dispel magic ora specialist npc chec) Once the main curse starts! the pla&er is forced toonl& spea 1 random language! which changes each da& (he can understandall the languages he normall& would 6 the random one from the ring! but hecan onl& spea the random one! e.en with telepath&)

#ing8mulet of Cursing: 5; to all Charisma sill checs since e.er&time &outr& one &ou curse


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Wand of @ointing: casts reall& minor light spell! useful .s cats

8mulet of #eferring o Oneself 'n Ard @erson:


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a-ected round! the cursed indi.idual ma& attempt a CE8 sa.e ("C 1;)Buccess causes the dancing to stop

@lotable Eole: his tear in the fabric of stor&linecontinuit&5space can bee,ploited to cause ?@Cs to suddenl& remember that the& were illed! lie! Fsessions ago! and suddenl& change the time of da& as the @owers hat $e arereminded that the& just said the sun was shining and it couldn=t possibl& bemidnight

'n.isible Bac 5 8 simple burlap sac big enough to t about a cubic foot ofmaterial inside it 8n&thing inside the bag becomes in.isible 'f &ou stic ahand in it! &ou too become in.isible he bag! howe.er! is .isible 't can beturned inside out! which renders it in.isible but objects placed inside canclearl& be seen

$reeches of rust: Once per da&! the wearer maes .er& uncomfortablead.ances on a random part& member

$ag of 't=s 3ot o $e 'n Eere Bomewhere: /unctions as a bag of holding! but isconstantl& lled with random jun in addition to the contents 't alwa&s taesa full hour to nd the item(s) one wishes to tae out of it! during which thecharacter cannot gain the benet of a short rest

he oupe of ilting: 't just ne.er sits on &our head in a natural position

he Bword of ou had no choice &ou alwa&s hitit was a matter of how much

damage &ou too in doing so We saw more tense last stands from using thisthan ' can count 4an& a ghter and barbarian fell .ictim to their own swordin a bla%e of glor&

Heeping &our Cool


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$oo: ictor on agnut=s roll raining Eandboo (61 Eandle 8nimal)

$oo: Water to Wine and Other /un rics at Bea (61 Bleight of Eand)

$oo: 's Eair #eall& ?ecessar& 5 a boo for the bald going bald (61'ntimidate if baldbalding)

hin Wi%ard 5 4ail order maga%ine (61 'dentif& 4agical Objects)

@otion of "elusion 'ts technicall& not curse but its m& fa.orite item e.er '=lltell &ou wh&: 'n a 8"P"5es+ue game (OB


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how its the onl& wa& to properl& get t

#ing of Cartoon @h&sics: >ou are immune to gra.it&! until someone points itout or draws attention to it

@eriapt of Wisdom: Whene.er &ou fail a nowledge chec! &ou are instantl&

reminded that &ou failed it >ou are! after all! wise enough to now how dumb&ou are

$roach of Color Changing 5 8 cheap trinet sold for the no.elt& of a broachthat changes color based on &our emotional state! allowing for anal&sistherein 't actuall& changes color based on ambient temperature

Wand of urning ndead Bpins the undead 1F0 degrees around

Wand of egg: Bummons one egg his ma& be boiled and eaten 't ma& besummoned abo.e somebod&s head Or under &our hat Or something Blightl&useful! but not .er&

$oots of horror waling: hese boots acti.ate when &ou are chasingsomebod& While &our opponents run for their li.es! &ou appear to walcalml& after them! e.en though &ou are actuall& mo.ing at full speed hishas no other e-ect than maing &ou loo scar&

Baddle of Nlama taming: When put on a wild llama! it maes the animalcompletel& tame! and it ma& be ridden lie a horse Onl& Wors on llamas

8mulet of "emon5Bummoning: 8ccording to the inscription! the user ma&summon a specic 3labre%u namedD%t,&chtwdgb=,,i&gh=Mjj=%m.pcdr=ftpsl to their ser.ice if the& can correctl&pronounce his name he inscription does not mention that mispronouncing itinstantl& transports the user to the 8b&ss without an& e+uipment whatsoe.er

3lo.es of


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N4BB (Nittle 4an B&ndrome Bword) 5 Weapon (longsword)! ncommon(re+uires attunement b& a dwarf! halng or gnome)

Once attuned! the sword magicall& adjusts in length to become 7, &ourheight! becoming a weapon one si%e larger than &ou 'n addition! the swordgi.es &ou the following properties:

>ou gain ad.antage on Cha (persuasion) checs against &ourself

>ou gain disad.antage on all Cha ('ntimidation) checs

57 to attacs and damage because of the si%e di-erence

Curse: While wielding this sword! &ou belie.e it to be a lengendar& magicitem! and ha.e the need to brag about how awesome it is 'f &ou are not ableto get someone to listen to &our bragging about the sword within 1 minute ofpulling the sword from it=s sheath! mae a Cha (persuasion) chec against a"C10 'f succesful! &ou con.ince &ourself that e.er&one around &ou are losers

and shouldn=t be allowed to now how awesome the sword is On a failure!&ou go into a rage and must attac the largest creaure or object withinwaling speed until &ou inMict 7, the ma,imum E@ of that creature

$ag of $ags 5 When found this bag contains 1d100 bags and it generates 1bag per da& holding a ma,imum of 100 bags hese bag are of .er& cheapconstruction and ha.e no sale .alue

Camel of Water Btorage: 8 magical! li.ing camel! that can drin se.eralhundred gallons of water and store them indenitel&! for the owner toretrie.e when needed he method of retrie.al is! howe.er! not for the faint5

heartedBillet of /lapjacs: 8d.antage on "e, checs to Mip an egg or pancae beingcooed in the sillet 'mpro.ised weapon! 1d9 bludgeoning

Btu-ed 8lligator of 'mportance: When a wi%ard hangs up this stu-ed reptile inhis laborator&! it will mae the laborator& loo much more genuine and=mage5ish= his ma& add a 61 to "iplomac& or 'ntimidation checs on thewi%ards behalf! when he is in his stud&

4usic $o, of Boul5Crushing Borrow: this wind5up clocwor de.ice pla&s animpossibl& sad melod& while showing Bilent 'mages of mistreated animals

ser has an o.erwhelming urge to complain about someone cutting onionsand go hug their dog

Eat of ruth "etection Eas the appearance of a st&lish hat with a gem stoneadornment which lights up when the wearer is being deceitful 8ttuned!cannot be remo.ed until the curse is broen or the wearer is deceased Oncethe curse is broen the hat changes appearance

ooth of the /air& his magic tooth is placed in the mouth after the fresh


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remo.al of a natural tooth 't then seals itself in place of the old tooth for thene,t 79 hours "uring this time &ou gain large diaphanous wings which ha.eno capacit& to aid the user in an& ph&sical manner 8t the end of 79 hours thetooth lea.es the wielders mouth! and 1d9 gold pieces appear beneath theirtongue

Blippers of Bleepwaling: his pair of enchanted footwear acti.ates when putne,t to &ou bed or bedroll When &ou sleep! these slippers cause &ou to situp! and put them on >ou will then go sleepwaling

'ntellectual @ipe: Eolding this dapper pipe in &our mouth maes &ou loothoughtful and cle.er! gi.ing &ou ad.antage on $lu- checs to loo smart 'tdoes nothing to mae &ou act! sound! or be an& smarter 8n& creature thathas heard &ou spea is immune to the pipe=s e-ects

Cup of Nast Comfort: his badl&5dented tin cup from an ancient legionar&chaplain=s eld it holds about F ounces of li+uid 8n& drin administered to a

d&ing creature from this cup tastes pleasant! dulls all pain! and maes theimbiber .i.idl& remember their happiest moments until the imbiber eitherdies or is healed b& other means 't has no other e-ect! and does not a-ectcreatures for whom death is not imminent

8mulet of "ela&: sounds made b& the wearer dela&ed 1d9 rounds


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#ing of 3iant=s Btrength: "esigned to be lie a $elt of 3iant=s Btrength butonl& smaller! this ring gi.es tremendous strength! but onl& to the nger it=sput on do to being poorl& made 't also re5si%es itself to t an& person! butonl& on the pin&! again due to being poorl& made

Bolar @owered Namp5 his magical lamp functions perfectl& when in sunlightWhen in dimdar areas! the light ceases to function

Carpet of 'nstant Orchestra: When this carpet is unfurled and put on theground! an orchestra will instantl& appear on it and start pla&ing he& will dothis until the carpet is rolled up again

here are se.eral t&pes of Carpets of 'nstant Orchestras:

Carpet of 'nstant Earp rio

Carpet of 'nstant $anjo $and

Carpet of 'nstant @eru.ian @ipe @la&ers

Carpet of 'nstant 4ilitar& $rass $and

Carpet of 'nstant uba Duintet

Carpet of 'nstant $agpipe "elu,e $and

Wand of $ell&buttons: his wand has 9 charges (recharges 1d9 each dawn)>ou can e,pend 1 charge to create an additional bell&button upon somebod&within 1; feet! or alternati.el&! rob someone within 1; feet of his bell&buttonOne person can ha.e up to three bell&buttons! e.en with this wand=s e-ects

E&dra=s teeth comes in bags with 7d9 teeth pon being thrown into soil!the& immediatel& de.elop into the seletons of warriorswhich don=tI doan&thing! as the&=re just seletons 8fter ;61dG rounds! all seletons deca&into ash! or immediatel& upon casting a necromanc& spell

8rrow of Bleighing *When this powerful item is drawnin a bow! in a combatsituation! it immediatel& e,pands and unfolds into a full5si%e! four5placetoboggan*

@otion of @otions:When this potion is mi,ed with another potion! both becomea @otion of @otions

@our a potion of potions in the alchemist=s8rticer=s lab=s main water sourcehe& can now no longer brew an& potions but @otions of @otions

hing& of #andom Weaponr&: (also nown as the Bwiss 8rm& hing&) hisunshapel& thing (made of metal and wood hings 5 about the si%e of a Wand)can change shape and turn into a random weapon on the push of a button

When the button is pushed! roll a "70 he hing& turns into one of the


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following weapons:

1 5 8 normal Nongsword 7 5 8 Nongsword 61 A 5 8 normal Bhortsword 9 5 8Bhortsword 61

; 5 8 normal #apier G 5 8 #apier 61 K 5 8 normal Nongbow F 5 8 normal Bling

L 5 8 normal Bpear 10 5 8 normal "agger 11 5 8 "agger 61 17 5 8 normalDuartersta-

1A 5 8 normal Catapult 19 5 8 normal rebuchet 1; 5 8 normal Whip 1G 5 8Whip 61

1K 5 8 normal 3reata,e 1F 5 8 3reata,e 61 1L 5 8 normal 3reatsword 70 53reatsword 61

he hing& changes shape and functions as the weapon t&pe for 7"G rounds't then re.erts to it=s hing& shape 8gain! and is inert for 7"G rounds hebutton can then be pushed again

hing& of 8ssorted @olearms: (also nown as the @olearm


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he hing& changes shape and functions as the polearm t&pe for 7"G rounds't then re.erts to it=s hing& shape 8gain! and is inert for 7"G rounds hebutton can then be pushed again

"agger of 8nti.enom: When somebod& aRicted with the @oisoned Conditiontae a Critical Eit from the "agger of 8nti.enom! the @oisoned Condition isautomaticall& remo.ed

Btone of Bining: When put into li+uid! this magical Btone will alwa&s! alwa&ssin to the bottom $onus: 'f put into the air! the stone will fall towards thegreatest force of gra.it& near to it

Bta- of Compensation: 8n o.ersi%ed sta- that hea.il& insiuates the wielderma& be compensating for something his sta- will be associated with thewielder until either the&! or the sta- are completel& annihilated 'f the wielderwas not compensating before ac+uiring the sta-! the& are now

4orningstar Cactus Beeds: When sown in sand& soil! these seeds will growcactusses (cacti) that! when har.ested! can be used in combat as4orningstars 't taes about G mounths for the seeds to grow to anappropriate si%e! and the& onl& need to be watered now and then

#elics of Baint $obric: Eol& nail clippings of the (.er&) obscure Baint $obrichese are stored in a small and unremarable i.or& bo, he #elics do possessome powers! and members of his (e.en more obscure! and slightl&deranged) cult will do almost an&thing to ac+uire them he person carr&ingthe hol& nail clippings will recei.e .isions of the obese and loudl& cr&ing and

lamenting Baint on a dail& basis hese .isions tend to come at inopportunemoments! and the& are impossible to =turn o-= he Baint ne.er tell an&thinguseful! he just cries and laments ndead nd it slightl& unpleasant (andanno&ing) to come too close to the #elics! and must pass a "CF Wis Ba.e tomo.e within A0 feet of them'f &ou can nd a wa& to glue the nail clippings to&our own ngernails (there are ; nail clippings)! the weapon in this hand willdo 61 damage to undead

Chopstics of Bpeed5


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Eow about becoming the main .ilain of an arc Or perhaps &ou just needsome training Well! this little orb! when shattered creates a real dungeonwith 9d70 monsters ("4=s choice) ?ow it=s up to &ou to either rule thisdungeon (the pla&er becomes an ?@C controled b& the "4 in this choice!aparentl& under a *dominate person* spell) or defeat the monsters in it

here is reall& no reward for defeating the monsters! e,cept for the e,p! andif the pla&er is the boss! the pla&ers can loot his gear after the& defeat him't=s a nice plot de.ice for pla&ers tired of their character! who want to reroll

Duartersta- of ?e.er5breaing: When used as a weapon! this stout oaensta- turns into a bolt of raw sil

"ec of One hing 5 Noos lie an ordinar& dec of cards! but when the cardsare dealt e.er& card is the two of clubs

Orbs of "ragon Hin 5 8 dragon=s *jewels*

he Eat of "isguises: his hat magicall& c&cles through .arious (poor)disguises! all of which are e,tremel& o.ert and attention5grabbing! and noneof which e-ecti.el& mas the features or identit& of the wearer

#ing of 3aseous /orm: his ring transforms the wearer into a gaseous formfor an unlimited time! just lie the spell o end the spell the wearer has totae o- the ring Eowe.er! since he and the ring are gaseous! he can=t dothat Net=s hope the part& has a *"ispel magic* spell in hand

he Hing=s ?ew #obe: his majestic robe lls &ou with the might and charismaof long lost ings 't=s power is so grand that no other clothing! jewelr& or an&other object ma& be worn alongside it pon wearing the robe! it turns

in.isible but &ou still percei.e it as normal >ou are immune to fear related toembarrassment as long as nobod& states the ob.ious upon which &ou areimmediatel& panniced 'mmunit& to fear or mind a-ecting e-ects do notpre.ent the e-ects of this item

Bplitting $ow: pon pulling the string of this bow! and releasing it! it splitsinto two bows that fall at &our nees he arrow is shot as normal Onl& one ofthese bows is real and can be used again 'f the wrong bow is piced up it willdissappear upon pulling the string (he "4 actuall& pulled this as a joe on apart&member that was late for a session hough the timing could ha.e beenbetter as this was done against an undead dragon which was the lastmonster of an entire campaign arc )

$reastplate of Calm5 Wearer loses all will to ght upon being hit

Compass Compass 5 his de.ice appears to be a regular compass! but thearrow alwa&s points towards the nearest other compass instead of due north

Nesser @earl of Bpeech 5 While this item is acti.e! the user can spea anotherlanguage! but can onl& sa& one phrase he crafter determines the language


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and phrase he pearl does not confer the abilit& to understand the gi.enlanguage! not e.en the phrase it enables the user to spea

3lo.es of 8pplauding hese magical gauntlets pro.ide a 61 bonus to all sillchecs! attac rolls! or sa.ing throws within a G0 ft radius of the wearer 8ftere.er& successful roll! the wearer must spend an action congratulatingwhome.er just succeeded! regardless of their attitude towards the wearer ie!the wearer applauds hostiles and friendlies alie

Nens of stor&time: Eow about a ?arrati.e "e.ice Can=t read ?o problemJ isa magical lens that speas aloud an& words it sees at a stead& pace and in aclear .oice Badl& cannot translate languages Bpeaing the command word*Euh* will cause the lens to repeat e.er&thing it has seen in the last minute!both louder and slower Bpeaing the command word again will continue toamplif& this e-ect ae care around e,plosi.e runes or ancient scrolls offorbidden magic

@oint& Bhoes of sefulness: his footwear seems to be nothing more than apair of gaud& and colourful T and .er& point& T point& shoes Eowe.er! whenthe command word is spoen! the points of the shoes elongate and stretchand can grasp small objects (no larger than a "agger) and hand them up tothe wearer of the Bhoes! thus remo.ing the unpleasant necessit& ofpersonall& bending down and picing it up Bt&lish and brilliant

$racers of 4anl& 4ight will gi.e the wearer a 6; competenc& bonus on 8rmWrestling checs and enchant the winner=s .oice to boom louder than theiropponent=s for up to 10 minutes his time can be e,tended b& 1 minute foreach high5.e recei.ed before the e-ect e,pires

#andom /eather oen

Carpet of Eousehold Cleaning: his is actuall& no carpet at all! but a li.ingcreature! that loos e,actl& lie a slightl& weathered carpet 4ost of the time(about 70 hours a da&)! the Carpet lies dormant! sleeping so hea.il&! that itdoesn=t e.en feel if somebod& stands on it When awae! mostl& at nightwhen all is dar! the Carpet will slowl& shuRe around! feeding on dust! greasestains and all small organic Waste! that it can nd on the Moor 'f somebod&turns on the lights! it will lie completel& still! and thus some people ma&actuall& own a Carpet of Eousehold Cleaning and not e.en realise it (thoughthe& ma& wonder at the generall& clean state of their Moors) he ino-ensi.e

Carpet can onl& mo.e across relati.el& Mat surfaces! but ma&! if hungr&! beable to climb a set of stairs! though this would tae it se.eral hours! as itmo.es .er& slowl& he Carpet is no threat to most li.ing creatures! as it ise,tremel& eas& to mo.e out of its wa& 't will not tae on creatures largerthan itself! or creatures that push it awa& "ead people ma& be consumed b&a Carpet his will tae a couple of da&s! and the Carpet will then regurgitateall non5digestible matter that the dead person wore his ma& e,plain somem&sterious disappearances Carpets come in the si%e from 1 foot across (er&


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>oung) to about 10,70 feet (for er& Old specimens) Carpets of EouseholdCleaning can become +uite old! up to about G00 &ears of age

$elt of Opening 't can cast noc three times a da&! but onl& on itself hecommand word is! *$eholdJ*


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than as the e-ects of the attac he wearer taes damage as normal! onl&the appearance of damage is negatedhe belt must be warn for 79 hours towor! and onl& appears to negate the rst blow damaging attac after eachshort rest he e-ects of the wound re.eal themsel.es after twent&5fourhours! and rue Bight will re.eal the true e,tent of the damage done

$elt of 8pparent ulnerabilit& his unassuming thin belt made of braidedblac leather allows it=s wearer to su-er grie.ousl& from an attacI whichappears pierce through! se.er! or mangle the wearer within an inch of his liferegardless of how minor the attacI or e.en if the attac misses or the weareris actuall& in.ulnerable to it he wearer taes damage as normal! onl& theappearance of damage is amplied he belt must be warn for 79 hours towor! and onl& appears to amplif& the rst blow potentiall& damaging attacafter each short rest he e-ects of the wound re.eal themsel.es aftertwent&5four hours! and rue Bight will re.eal the true e,tent of the damagedone #umors persist that some small number of cursed $elts of 8pparentulnerabilit& that actuall& do cause the wearer to be reduced to 1 E@ or lesswith an& attacI but the owners of such items would ha.e long ago died tosinned nees and .icious mos+uito feedings and thus are unable to .erif&the truth of these rumors

Weapon of the not sealed fate: Weapon counts as magical for the purposes ofo.ercoming damage reduction! but it can under no circumstances score acritical hit

"war.en #um of ision 5 when this potion is drun (all 7G o% of it as an action)&ou gain the benets of rue Bight for 1 hour >ou also become stunned andpoisoned for the ne,t A hours! &ou count as *charmed* b& all creatures

interacting with &ou for G hours and following &our ne,t long rest (orsleeping) &ou gain a le.el of e,haustion

Bcroll of ?ose: When the magical words on this scroll is spoen! a large andsensiti.e nose will appear in the middle of the scroll 8n&one within 10 feet ofthe ?ose can as it to identif& smells around it he ?ose can identif& e,actl&what ind of creatures ha.e passed within the immidiate .icinit& within thelast 79 hours he name of the t&pe of creature will appear in writing on thescroll he ?ose is able to trac indi.idual creatures with 100S certaint&! onl&creatures teleporting or lea.ing the plane of e,istance on which the ?ose is!will cause the ?ose to loose the scent he ?ose will be acti.e for 10 minutes!after which it will let out a might& Bnee%e (lie the 3ust of Wind spell cast b&a 10th le.el caster)! the ?ose will diassappear and the Bcroll torn apart

8nti5ermin $edroll 't repels all bugs! insects! and other .ermin of 7 hp orless

he $roach of @edantr&:his cursed broach confers a 67 to perceptionchecs but onl& for minor details! such as this item 't is clearl& an amuletbut it=s named he $roach of @edantr& he wearer of this amulet is


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compelled to e,plain to e.er&one the& tal to about the details of this amulethis cursed item ma& not be remo.ed b& an&one unwilling to wear it 'ncribedon the bac is *@edantr&! it=s a curse Borr&J* 5 Whibla

8mulet of @articipation 5 his /au, $ron%e medallion has a st&li%ed sunburstdesign and an image of a runner on the sun


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put on the belt! &ou are immidiatl& transformed into a small gre& mouse hebelt! howe.er! sta&s the same si%e! and the onl& wa& to return to &ouroriginal shape is to get somebod& to fasten the belt around &ou again!something that &ou cannot possibl& do &ourself! while in mouseshape ?otethat the belt onl& transforms &ou into a mouse if &ou willingl& put the belt on

&ourself Whether &ou are aware of the belts e-ects or not! doesnt matter8n& number of people can be 4ous&ed at the same time >ou retain &ourintelligence! wisdom and E@! but all &our other stats are reduced to mouse5stats! while &ou are a mouseBpells lie @ol&morph and Wish are needed! if&ou want to re5shape a 4ous&ed person without using the belt on them

Bword of Bi%ing: his sword is alwa&s 17 an inch shorter than the distance toits target 't cannot strie objects or creatures in an& wa& he wielder hasad.antage on "e,terit& Checs to conceal the blade

8tlas of the /orlorn Wanderer: 8 thin .olume with hea.il& engra.ed bron%eco.ers


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$oo of #ubbish 8rtifacts: 8 boo that continues information to nd 8rtifacts!that happen to be completel& rubbish or useless

$oo of $ard Bcams: 8 boo continuing useful information about all possiblescams carried out b& $ards he boo has onl& one page! the title page! andass for ; gold coins for the rest of the in for the pages in the boo hemone& can be placed into the boo after which the rest of the boo is lledwith pages sa&ing repeatedl&! *>ou numbsull! this boo is a $ard Bcam*

2oe $oo of Belf5Writeousness: his one just writes itself! reall&

Wand of Catnip: 4aes &ou irresistible to catsJ Warning: ?ot tested on the@anthera genus or displacer beasts our crac team sent out to test uponthem has &et to return Worr& not he& should be bac in the ne,t da&@robabl& Bide e-ects ma& include e.er&one &ou now being unsure whether&ou are ali.e or dead e.er& time &ou are nowhere to be found! especiall&when hiding in a bo,V

#ing of 2o&: he wearer of this ring will feel constantl& happ&! no matter whathappens around him 'n this wa&! the wearer is immune to e-ects or magicthat cause /ear and the lie Charm e-ects will still wor! and the wearer willbe .er& happ& about it 'n strained situations (as dictated be the 34) thewearer will ha.e to mae a "C 1; Will Ba.e to resist giggling or laughing outloud When a character is using this ring! the pla&er is recommended torolepla& the character as anno&ingl& happ&! constantl& maing o.erl&positi.e comments! joes and songs he #ing of 2o& is slightl& addicti.e towear When taen o-! the former wearer has to resist a "C 1; Will Ba.e 'ffailed! he will immidiatl& attempt to put the ring bac on again Ee will ha.eto be restrained for an hour before this compulsion wears o- 'f the sa.eresisted! he is ne! but feels rather depressed until he has spend a long rest

8 chipped earthen bowl: Once per da&! this nameless artifact ma& be lledwith water! which will be transformed into an e,act cop& of a soup or stewwhich the user fondl& remembers from their childhood 't might be agrandmother=s secret recipe! or the stew from the temple refector& a indacol&te ga.e them on a cold night! or the .enison stew cooed on thecampre during their rst hunting trip! or an& such fond memor& the usermight ha.e 'f used b& a being of e.il alignment! the water will instead turn tobrine

$elt of @ortliness 5 his cursed belt! once donned! cannot be remo.ed unlessthe wearer eats enough for it to become .er& tight! at which point the buclecan be undone normall&

"remi=s /ish Btic 5 8nother of the 8rchmage=s creations! this magic wandallows the user to use the spell *Command* when a command word is spoenrst but it onl& wors on sh


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to the best of the abilit& of that sh

#ain $ow 5 his longbow! when red into the air! causes a rainbow to appearfor 1d10 minutes hat=s prett& much it though

#obe of the #etired 8rchmage 5 his comf& magical robe! when worn! causes

the wearer to gi.e up ad.enturing immediatel& 'nstead! the& spend theirtime reading! clipping coupons! complaining about *ids these da&s!* and soon

$reech cloth of 3oblinind 5 his lth& rag worn about the nethers allows thewearer to spea Muent 3oblin! but smells so badl& that all Charisma checsare made with disad.antage

#ing of 3reater "ragon 4aster&: 8 ring that maes one


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$lade of "ragon=s $ane5 "ragons are now the bane of &our e,istence whilewielding this sword >ou are now .ulnerable to an& dragon=s attacs! and alldamages for an& dragons= attacs are now calculated with twice as man&damage dice for &ou! 8?" criticall& damage &ou on a roll of 19 or higher! and&ou automaticall& fail an& sa.ing throw against dragons= attacs on the plus

side! it is a 61 sword against e.er&thing $ dragons and obolds$attleeld 4ap: #e+uires attunement 8 A= b& A= leather sheet co.ered in agrid of 1* s+uares Once combat has begun! it instantl& and automaticall&displa&s a constantl&5updating rough setch of the terrain the user couldcurrentl& see! complete with the positions of enemies and allies the usercould currentl& see! if the& weren=t looing at the $attleeld 4ap instead ofthe battleeld

#ing of Bpotting sing this ring! &ou can create a small dar spot! a half inchin diameter! on an& surface! mundane or magical his spot cannot bewashed or cleansed awa&

Btone Bcope Beems to be a slightl& o.erlarge sp&glass! but made of solidgranite When the wide end is placed against a natural stone wall! the usercan loo through the scope to see through 70= of stone 8ll other materials!including air and water! appear opa+ue through the scope

Crawling attoo: 8 masterful magical tattoo! looing lie a nast& insect (lie acentipede) or a spider his tattoo will mo.e about on the wearers bod& fromtime to time #oll on this table to see where the tattoo is when it is needed: 1:#ight arm 7: Neft arm A: Chest 9: $ac ;: $acside (ahem) G: Neft leg K: #ightleg F: Eead

Once per da& the wearer is able to mae an attac! using the appropriatebod& part whereupon the tattoo happens to be! and! if the target it hit! he!she or it will ha.e to mae a "C 1F CO? sa.e or be @oisoned 8ttacs witharms or legs su-ers no penalties on attacs! but attacs with other bod&parts ma& ha.e to be rolled with "isad.antage! and possibl& some otherpenalties as well >ou ma& ha.e to discard some armor and clothing as well tobe able to attac properl& with the tattoo

Dueen=s #o&al @ardon: 8 piece of paper pardoning the holder from ha.inge,posed the Dueen (closest one in area) to massi.e humiliations where thepunishment results in death

he Wi%%ard=s Eat: his hat with the word! Wi%%ard! on it imbues the wearerwith immense luc at sur.i.ing what e.er bad e.ents continue to happen tothe wearer 8s long as the wearer is su-ering in some fashion! the& will li.ethrough whate.er e.ent occurs and get to ha.e tea P biscuits with "eath (oran a.atar of a "eath domain deit&) who will mae bets on the wearer=ssur.i.abilit& Bhould the @C e.er state that the& now the hat will mae themli.e no matter what! the hat disappears taing it=s magic with it he hat can


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onl& be passed on through a lo.er=s iss or b& failing to properl& protect aweird little tourist manwoman who dies! shaming the wearer for not being aproper wi%ard

$oo of 4ost @owerful Bpells: his spell boo claims to hold the most powerfulspells in the world 'n realit& it holds the most liel& depictions to completel&distract the caster from remembering an&thing about spells or magic

3auntlets of @lant Btrangling: 8 set of hea.&! studded and powerfull&5looingsteel gauntlets! hated b& druids e.er&where When ghting plant opponents!the wearer of the 3auntlets can chose to drop an&thing else he was carr&ingin his hands! and use the 3auntlets to punch the plant 'n this case the3auntlets wors as a pair of 6A Clubs 'f a Critical Eit is scored (e.en if theplant is normall& immune to critical hits)! the wearer of the 3auntlets hasgrabbed hold of the plant with both hands! and are strangling it (eeping itslife5gi.ing sap from going to its .ital parts or something) and has in e-ect3rappled it as well


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4irror of anit&: 8 user ma& in.oe this mirror to see themsel.es from a third5person perspecti.e he user ma& freel& mo.e their perspecti.e to seethemsel.es from an& angle his .iew disregards all mundane and magicale-ects that might impede the user=s .iew (including darness! natural ormagical blindess! illusion! etc) and wors irrespecti.e of whether the user

normall& casts a reMection Eowe.er! the user cannot see an&thing butthemsel.es while under this e-ect he user can stop the e-ect at an& time

4irror of ltimate anit&: 8s mirror of .anit&! but the user cannot freel& endthe e-ect

4irror of $roen hings: Negend sa&s the original mirror of broen things wasmade as a gift to appease a warlord=s insatiable taste for destruction(Negend also sa&s its maer died horribl& after presenting the gift) he mirrorreMects a world where all things ha.e been destro&ed to the fullest e,tent$uildings char and crumble! creatures are maimed and broen! wors of artare deled ?othing that is not reMected in the mirror ma& be percei.edthrough it55a shattered wall re.eals nothing but an indistinct! reMecti.eglimmer

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$oo: he erritories=


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as class spells 'f &ou succeed the chec then &ou ma& cast that spell as if itwas a class spell for &ou /ailing the chec means &ou cannot cast that spell!it is as if the notes were almost but not +uite right or included e,trainformation that was not necessar& usuall& but a-ects the wea.e (feel free tomae up some magicbabble lie the spell for some reason re+uires the dew of

an oa tree for reagents rather than what is normall& needed! the spelldoesn=t seem to wor otherwise)

He& to the Cit&: When the command word is spoen! the He& will! in a deadlanguage from ancient times! recount e,pressions of praise and gratitude forthe e,ploits of the great hero to whom it was bestowed in anti+uit& ("C 1;Eistor& chec: he cit&! and the ingdom it was part of! were destro&ed athousand &ears ago b& dragons)

"idgeridoo of drowsiness: 8 10 foot long hollow log that is inscribed withancient! m&sterious and beautiful marings 't weighs about 7; poundsWhenpla&ed correctl&! the "idgeridoo causes immediate drowsiness and gi.es

e.er&bod& within G0 feet "isad.antage on all rolls unless the& mae a "C 1FCO? Ba.e his includes the pla&er of the instrument?ote that this alsoa-ects creatures that cannot hear andor otherwise is immune to being tired!such as undead his is due to the deep .ibrations that the "idgeridoo sendsout when pla&ed upon


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8d.antage to opening stuc doors)! but will also s+uea +uite loudl& whenmo.ed or opened 8dding more oil will onl& mae the s+ueaing louder singthe oil on bladed weapons will cause them to mae a loud *BhingJ* whenreadied 5 e.en if the& weren=t actuall& in a scabbard of an& ind

Bcroll of Bleep 'nducement: his Bcroll was created to help an insomniac HingWhen &ou read the Bcroll! &ou must mae a "C 1F Con Ba.e or fall fastasleep his a-ect wors once e.er& Nong #est

"ec of Hindling: 8 magical dec of @la&ing Cards that is e,tremel&Mammable 'f a Card is thrown on the ground! or hit with a .er& light blow! orindeed accidentall& dropped more than A inches onto a hard surface! it willburst into a small Mame that will burn for a single round 'f somebod& wish touse the Cards as a weapon! the& will wor as a thrown weapon with a rangeof 10 feet! doing 1 point of /ire "amage 'f the Whole "ec is thrown (oraccidentall& dropped)! it will act as a small grenade! doing A"G points of /ire"amage here is ;7 Cards in this nel& crafted "ec

Beemingl& seless @otion his potion is totall& useless 't doesn=t seem to doan&thing! it=s worth 0gp a "C 7; arcana chec re.eals that it is a potion ofweightlessness! howe.er it=s onl& strong enough to mae the li+uid itself notweigh an&thing 't doesn=t mae the driner weightless

obacco of ?on5'nhalation: his magicall& treated tobacco will! when smoedeither in a pipe! cigar or cigarette! ne.er let it=s fumes pass b& the smoersthroat! thus ensuring that the smoer can enjo& the taste! and su-er none ofan& ill e-ects that the tobacco ma& ha.e! such as poisoning! hallucinations!coughs and the lie his "ruids of #&gestop are .er& een on clean li.in=! andhas been nown to mae obacco of ?on5'nhalation for an&one who cares toas

#andom /eather oen

Eorn of Eorns: 8 great! golden! F feet long horn of eldritch power! made forthe 4inotaurs of Osesteg When &ou point the Eorn at somebod& that &oucan see and blow as hard as &ou can! great Eorns will grow on the target=shead his will ha.e .ar&ing e-ects! depending on the race of the target

'f the target has no horns: 1[ foot long horns grows on the head 't is nowimpossible to wear normal headgear! such as helmets he target can use thehorns as a weapon! doing 1"G points of damage

'f the target alread& has horns: he horns grow 1[ feet longer he targetnow does an additional 1"G points of damage! when using the horns forattac he e-ect will last for 1 hour 8fter that! the horns will shrin bac intothe target=s sull 't is possible to use the Eorn of Eorns A times per Nong#est

Bword of Bun "a&s: his longsword! polished to a reMecti.e shine! can be


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used to reMect the sun=s ra&s into the e&es of an enem& 8s an action! acharacter in direct! non5magical sunlight can roll a "e,terit& chec(procienc& with longswords applies) against a "e,terit& (8thletics) checmade b& an opponent within ;= 'f the opponent loses! the& are $linded untilthe end of the pla&er=s ne,t turn he range of this abilit& increases b& ;= for

e.er& hour since the last sunrise$elt of 8de+uac&: 'ncreases all of the wearer=s abilit& scores to L /or scoreswhich are alread& L or higher! has no e-ect (#e+uires 8tunement)

2ug of rgenc& his magical jug alwa&s seems to be half full of clear li+uid 8sa full round action! &ou ma& shae the jug! maing a loud sloshing soundI allcreatures within 10= (including &ourself) must mae a con sa.e "C 10 or beo.ercome with the need to urinate hose a-ected su-er disad.antage to allsa.ing throws and their mo.ement is cut in half due to *dancing* until thepressure is relie.ed

#ing of $ureaucratic Wi%ardr&: his ring grants 1 e,tra spell slot of thehighest le.el spell slot a.ailable to the caster When that spell slot is used astac of forms and +uill appear and re+uire to be lled out completel& and intriplicate multipl&ing the casting time b& 7d9 (a single action spell could nowtae multiple rounds! etc)

Eelmet of Duantum Noc: 8 helmet of e,pertl& chiseled stone large to t onan& humanoid medium or smaller 'mmediatel& upon being worn the wearerturns to stone whene.er the wearer is being seen b& another humanoid?O


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hearing his can be confusing if there is a lot of noise in both ends heouactuall& has to raise &our .oice to be heard! when &ou are waling about inthe damn things $ut the& sure are fast

o-ee of Chewing his bag contains 1d10 6 10 portions of the o-ee! eachindi.iduall& wrapped in an clear! inedible wrapper When a Bmall or 4ediumcreature unwraps and eats a portion of this! the& are rendered incapable of

speech or other .ocalisations 'n this state the& su-er disad.antage on an&Charisma checs the& mae and automaticall& fails an& checs that re+uirespeechI the& are also unable to cast spell with erbal components hiscondition lasts for one minute! at which point the creature regains one hitpoint and realises the& want another piece

3lasses of ?on5'n.isibilit&: he lens on these glasses sta& .isible e.en whenthe frame and owner are in.isible

Cloa of @rotection #acet: his cloa confers a 61 bonus to 8C as long as&ou pa& it ;00gp a da&! done b& inserting mone& into a pocet inside thecloa! where5upon it disappears to fund the production of more Cloas of@rotection #acet 'f left unpaid for an entire 79 hours the cloa will Mail abouterraticall&! the wearer must mae a "C:A0 "e,teret& Ba.ing hrow to throwthe cloa o-! or both their legs will be broen

#ing of Bmell Btorage Captures one odor for later release

"ie of $lame: When this die is rolled b& an ad.enturing part&! the person thatrolls the lowest on the die gets blamed for the last mistae made b& thegroup

$ag of Hidnapping his burlap bag is of rather nice construction! for burlap!and e.en has a draw cord for closing the opening of the bag as much aspossible 't has been treated to resist re and is a little hard to cut! but it isonl& long enough to co.er all but the feet of the idnapped! no matter theirsi%e

$racers of /etcher&: he wearer has an insatiable urge to retrie.e thrownobjects

Eelm Of $rilliance 5 While worn! &ou now e.er&thing Niterall&! e.er&thing


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$& nowing e.er&thing! nothing is e,citing here=s no point to ad.enturingbecause there=s no thrill in e,periencing that which &ou alread& now >oudon=t answer +uestions people as &ou about &our nowledge because theirignorance disgusts &ou With a humdrum personalit&! &ou see solitude andwaste awa& While &ou ne.er willingl& tae o- the helm! if somehow it is

taen o- &ou remember nothing of what &ou learned$oots of the Blug: the pla&er no longer wals as normal! instead sating alongon a slic coating of mucus at ;ft per round (no running) On the plus side!the wearer can mo.e up walls or e.en upside down as the spider climb spell(albeit at ; ftrd)! and recei.es a 6; bonus to resist trip attempts #emo.ableb& remo.e curse or a liberal sprinling of salt (at which point the& shri.el upand fall o-! useless until re5h&drated)

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