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21 ways to survive the 2014 FIFA World Cup !
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if you don’t like soccer. @CyrielKortleven
(and at the same time, show you the power of creativity)
Yes, there are people on this
planet who don’t like soccer that
much. !
This slide-pack is a creative survival-
pack for them.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/markhillary/4756976706
Assumption You are already in a public place with a lot of big soccer-fans and game has just started.
FIGHT — or — FLIGHTTip 1-10 are ways to increase the chance that the audience will throw you out.
Tip 11-20 are ways
to be mentally
busy with other
things.
#Tip 1 - Use a megaphone -works especially well if you use it very close to the ears of others. By the way, a vuvuzela is also fine-
#Tip 2 - Support the wrong team
#Tip 3 - Ask the question: What does ‘offside’ mean?
#Tip 4 - Announce the # minutes of
playtime … every minute!
- and every minute, you add some drama -
#Tip 5 - Go for a really in-depth conversation when the commentator tells a trivial element about a soccer player - wikipedia is a good source -
#Tip 6 - Sit or stand too close to the screen -say that you forgot your glasses & make sure that
others have difficulties in watching the game-
#Tip 7 - Repeat
everything what the
commentator says
https://www.flickr.com/photos/kristianeric/3279817197
#Tip 8 - Everytime when people shout ‘ooooh’ at an exciting moment. Also shout ‘ooooh’ and start complaining about all bad things in the world like the war, poverty, environment, politics, …
#Tip 9 - Be apathetic - and ask every 10
minutes if you may switch to another TV-station -
#Tip 10 - Drink the beers of othershttps://www.flickr.com/photos/sellersfamily/2503507096
#Tip 11 - Become a word-artist - create new words based on the letters of the players. Guess who Loneli Smeis or Tornado Refers is -
https://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/8092605064
#Tip 12 - Get in a meditation mode for
100 minutes.
#Tip 13 - It’s the moment to update your to do list for the next week
https://www.flickr.com/photos/mistersnappy/2282846520
#Tip 14 - Practice your mathematics - count the different fees of the players
and calculate the value of the team -
#Tip 15 - Start ‘day’dreaming
https://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/8092605064
#Tip 16 - Start a gambling competition and predict
where the next player will do a fake fall.
- following the rules of the ‘shit yourself rich’-cow-game -
https://www.flickr.com/photos/waleedalzuhair/5909835485
#Tip 17 - Act as if you’re making pictures and just play ‘Angry Birds’ on your smartphone
https://www.flickr.com/photos/__kel/3895075710/
#Tip 18 - Bring some paper and
create an origami football.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/seeminglee/3929959851/
#Tip 19 - Gossip about the latest ‘news’ about the football players.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/8092605064
#Tip 20 - Exercise your skills as a beer-expert - try a different beer every 5 minutes and you’ll enjoy the game a lot more at the end -
#Tip 21 - Just enjoy the game!
https://www.flickr.com/photos/rmoriz/169996249/
All pictures are bought on iStockphoto.com or found on flickr.com (then I’ve added the link) or are my own pictures.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chartno3/5487456077/
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