23. Third Week of Savorus

Copyright 1999 by Scott Kelley and Jon WinterArtwork copyright 1999 by Scott Kelley

Submissions by "Mr. Niceguy", Alex Roberts, Ragboy, Scott Kelley, Hofbauer Heinz,T-man, Rob, Galzion, Sir Twist, Jon Winter, Matt Pinquoch, Tom Bubul, Greg Jensen,

Jason Ng, Pirvan, James O'Rance, Jim Bologna, Chris Visser, Jeremiah Golden,Nathan Letsinger, Sianus Karathorn, Edu, Brian Mooney, and Richard Gant

ACHERON CUBE IN NEAR-MISS WITH SIGIL-- by SIGIS editorial staff --

IT IS WITH great regret that we informS.I.G.I.S. readers we are not able to bringyou this story. Our culler Gert Rood has beenhard on the case all week gathering chantabout the barmy (and huge!) cube, said to befrom Acheron, which whooshed through thecentre of Sigil's ring early in the week.

However, just before we went to press, wewere informed that the Fated faction hadclosed some legal loophole which prevents usfrom legally publishing our story.

I am sure readers of S.I.G.I.S. will join withthe editors and cullers in expressing theirdismay at this ruling, which despite beingfought hard in the Courthouse this morning,was upheld by the Guvners. No reason wasgiven for the ruling, which leads us to believesomething suspicious is afoot. It can surelybe no secret to Cagers that the eventoccurred, for a vast number of you witnessedit.

How the Fated can be allowed to suppressthe news in such a manner is disgraceful, andyet another example of the unjust power thefactions lord over Cagers. At the risk of livingup to the equally unfair "Anarchist" label soliberally applied by another faction dear to ourhearts. the Harmonium, scant few weeksago, we at S.I.G.I.S. call for an appeal to thesensibilities of Cagers. With the tax-collectingmonth of Tithing only just behind us, theCagefolk are still sick of the sight of theFated. Should we allow the Fated to continueheavy-hand us in this way? And what is itthey use our taxes for anyway? We havededicated this issue of S.I.G.I.S. to theFactions. What are they up to, anyway? Seethe Editorial section below...

While we have been prevented from bringingyou the chant on the event, the legal rulingdid not mention expressing the opinions ofCagers to the Acheron Cube. These werecollected before the recent ruling. Readerswill find all they need to know in the Faction

Reaction section below...

-- The Editors

EX-FACTOLS PERISH IN GATEHOUSE DISASTER-- by Maija Intwood, culler --

SIGIL (Hive Ward) -- Two former factols ofthe Bleak Cabal were dead-booked last weekas a section of the madwing in the Gatehousecollapsed above them. At least 21 other sodslost their lives as well when an entire block ofcells caved in, putting a final end to theirbarmy ranting. Although the accidentoccurred early in the week, it took three daysfor the chant to filter out of the Hive.Apparently, the Bleakers were asunconcerned about the tragedy as they areabout anything else.

At the scene, the Dustmen were busypreparing the bodies for a trip to the Mortuarywhile a couple of giant humanoids cleared therubble. When asked about possible survivors,one of the Dead said that this was really"none of [her] concern".

"I'm here to assure that respect is given tothese dead and to death itself," said theDustwoman. "The Bleak Cabal epitomise thepain and misery that is the Multiverse -- theydeserve proper disposal." When furtherquestioned about the chant of the ex-Factolsbeing buried under the rubble, the factioneeronly said, "It's not of much concern now, is it?"

ILLUSTRATION WITHHELDBY ORDER OF THE HARMONIUM

Dustwoman about her work

The giants working the scene clearing therubble were a bit more forthcoming. Hune, agiant from Ysgard, said he'd wandered overto the Gatehouse when the noise of thecollapse woke him from his slumber. "Me andJera [the other giant] were sleeping off a few

Neither Hune nor Jera knew any chant on theold Factols, though Jera, also from Ysgard,said she'd seen a couple of Dustmen pull outa gold gilt ledger from the rubble. "I thoughtlittle of it at the time, but thinking back it wasa little strange, " Jera said. "I did think I'd askthem Dusties for more jink 'cause we waspractically finding treasure for them. Butthose two Dead slipped the blinds before Icould put a paw on them." None of theDustmen working at the site remembered thetwo factioneers described by Jera, and someopenly questioned her memory which almostlead to a very memorable encounter.Fortunately, the emotionless manner of theDustmen made it difficult for Jera to get verymuch of her ire up, and all returned to theirgrim calling.

At this point, the reasons for the buildingscollapse remains a mystery. The Harmonium,for their part, were not interested in pursuingthe case and were quick to chalk it up poorconstruction. "Besides," said one officer, "ifthe Bleakers don't care, why should we?Someone's got to press charges!" But Unityof Rings, an upper planar who frequents theGatehouse often, was unsatisfied with thisresponse. "I have been to the Gatehousemore times than I can count to minister to thesick and downtrodden," he said. "I have neverknown any of this building to be unsteady orof poor construction. There is little mistakingsuch foul play for what it is. I hope the factionthat preaches Harmony and goodness canfind it within themselves to pursue that pathinto whatever part of the Multiverse it shalllead them, else they will never findthemselves whole and complete of heart."

[Author: Scott Kelley]

and felt the crash. We needed the jink so wecome over to help. It was a right mess berk,like a rockslide in Alfheim [A realm in Ysgard -ed.]. Sods were screaming all addle-covedlike and Jera had to cuff a few barmies so shecould work in peace."

[Editor's Note: To add insult to injury,moments before the steam presses werestarted up, an edict was issued by theHarmonium preventing the inclusion of theillustration accompanying this article. It wasclaimed it was a vital piece of evidence. Butfor what? The Harmonium still express nointerest in following up the case. We believethe Harmonium is just trying to make lifeawkward for us, the largest thorn in thefaction's side. Our lawyer, 'Sly' Nye is arguingour case even as S.I.G.I.S. is printed. Chalkup another point to the repressive factions,cutter.

SPEAKERS REVOKE MARTIAL LAW-- by Ordnin Balaclavos, legislative beat --

SIGIL -- After weeks of debate, the Hall ofSpeakers has narrowly decided to cancel thecurrent state of Martial Law. Instituted tocombat the recent ward-wide riots in the Hive(see issue 19 - ed.), the martial law conditiongave Harmonium and Mercykiller forcesunprecedented authority to scrag law-breakers. Complaints about overzealousfaction militias have grown louder in the Hallsince the last of the Hiter Rioters were throwninto the belly of the brick beast. Thecontinued threat to the peacefulness of theMortuary prompted recent Dustmanobjections. Harmonium raids on the GrandBazaar have caused an immense slowdownin trade and Indep high-ups were on theverge of declaring a retaliatory embargoagainst all Lady's Ward cases.

Debate on revoking the martial law had beenintroduced in the Speaker's Hall by FactolErin Montgomery of the Sensates early in theemergency. She said, "It's good to let thenamers experience a bit of civil unrest once ina while. But how can we feel out themysteries of the multiverse while hard-toedHarmonium boots are kicking in our taverndoors every night?" The Sensates were soonjoined in their call by the Dustmen, whodetested the tumult and emotion of thelawlessness, and by the Guvners, whowanted to re-institute their normal proceduresas soon as possible. Factol Montgomery's

Paradoxically, the Xaosmen also were infavor of keeping martial law. "It like we," saidXaositect factor Red-Breathed Dog Wing."One law laws of lots better than is." TheBleak Cabal joined their xaotic brethren insupport of martial law. "All these courts andlaws and procedures and what-not werealways pretty pointless, we've alwaysthought," said a Bleaker with no name.Members of the Doomguard barely had timeto register their vote in favor of martial lawbecause the Armory was so busy forgingweapons to arm all camps. (Anarchists seemto have constituted the majority of theweapons' recipients. Reports indicate that theRevolutionary League was milking martial lawconditions to the fullest as a recruitment tool.)

Interestingly, the deciding vote to revokemartial law came from the Sign of One. SaidFactol Darius, "I suffered from a lengthy boutof Gehennan indigestion some weeks ago,and riots broke out in the Hive Ward. I'm nowfeeling much more serene and I imagine thecity will too, with its normal procedures backin place. So be it." Reports that Signers werepromised peak-to-anti access to theGymnasium and Festhall's relaxationparlours, along with stand-by sedan chairservice, may have also influenced Darius'vote. That vote was delayed however, by thelengthy debate. In a superhuman display,Factol Darkwood filibustered for five daysstraight in support of Factol Nilesia. It has

from the embattled Free League) thenbrought the Lost and the Godsmen into hercamp. When the last of the Hiter Rioters werescragged, the Ciphers too called forimmediate cessation of the emergency rule.

The Mercykillers, backed by Factol Darkwoodof the Fated and Factol Sarin of theHarmonium, led the opposition to the call fornormalcy. "This wicked city is finally getting afresh taste of justice," said Factol Nilesia."Let it swallow a good, long draught beforethe pimps, bubbers and sin-mongers drag itback to the troughs of iniquity."

been widely wagged about town that he wasonly stopped by a lasciviously slow strip-tease from Factol Montgomery. When askedif her floor-stopping display had been aresponse to Factol Nilesia's 'pimps andbubbers' comment, Factol Erin respondedsimply, "Don't be daft. It was just hot in therewith all of Darkwood's blustering." Aneyewitness to the final debate and vote,questioned as he was entering The Factols'Faces (a house of ill-repute whose jink-skirtsand -shirts uncannily resemble currentfactols) agreed. "It sure WAS hot in there!But I don't recall Darkwood. Did he attend?"

[Author: "Mr. Niceguy"]

COLD WEATHER FAILS TO SPOIL FESTIVALS-- by Blondie Blutheim, culler --

AS WE WENT to press last week, freezingcold weather blew in from the paraelementalplane of Ice, causing snow, sleet and freezingrain. The entire city was gripped by darkevenings and shady mornings, as the cloudsof snow and tendrils of semielementalshadow made Sigil a more dangerous anduncomfortable place than usual. Despite thisunexpected turn of events, thousands ofcagers turned out to celebrate the religiousfestivals in the week. Esperance, the principalfeast day of the Archonite season ofHopetide, was marked publicly and privatelyby unprecedented numbers of people. Scoresof people wandered the streets at all times ofday during the festival, singing euphoricallyand exchanging greetings. The fact that notone third of these people could actually havefitted into the city's Archonite churchesseems to have been ignored.

Although the cold weather put paid to anyalfresco activities planned, the Aphrodisia,celebrated separately by Sensates and theUnited Sigilian Church of Aphrodite-Venus,was also a success.

The Aphrodisians held a massive orgy at theirmain temple, where Lesomoneia, a retireddevi proxy of Aphrodite, conducted theproceedings. The Sensates also seem tohave enjoyed themselves, with large areas ofthe festhall being given over to celebrationsof love and sex for two whole days.Afterwards, Factol Erin said that she wasglad that an agreement had been reachedwith 'our friends' the Archonites, and that sheconsidered the Sensate celebration ofAphrodisia to have been 'an unrestrainedsuccess'.

However, many other factions were less thanimpressed by the Sensate celebration,denouncing the Society as 'shallow beyondbelief' (Factor Pnifz of the Athar); 'probablyillegal' (Factor Tier Roph of the Mercykillers);'forgettable' (Susie the Signer - rankunknown); and 'delusional to the point ofinsanity' (ex-factol Tollysalmon of theBleakers). The Sensates have notcommented on these remarks yet.

[Author: Alex Roberts]

SCHOOL OF LIFE EMBARKS ON CONTROVERSIAL PROGRAM-- by Edmon Ilsen, independent culler --

SIGIL -- Aaz Muldo, proprietress of theSchool of Life, a Dustmen prep school forchildren, announced today that a new systemof entry would be instituted: Loyalty Pledges.This system would require that, prior to beingaccepted into the School of Life's program,the child, and his/her parents, must sign apledge that the child will enter the Dustmanfaction once their educational obligations arecompleted. Parents and students who signsuch a pledge also commit their remains tothe Dustmen, even before completion of thecurriculum. This program has met withoutrage by current students and their parents,as they are likewise required to sign such anagreement, or pay significantly increasedtuition fees for the School. Those that signhave their tuition waived, retroactively, sincethe student has been a part of the program.

Muldo defended her new policy with thisstatement: "Though there are no guaranteesin life, our School must have assurances thatwe will have a return on our valuableservices. Too many young berks comethrough our school and move on to otherfactions. We need students that arecommitted to both the education that weprovide, and the Dustmen. Thus, by havingcontracts up front, we can rest assured thatthe students, the School of Life and theDustmen are all best served."

Other factions were on the post immediatelyfollowing the announcement, to attack Muldoand her School's new policies. ThurberHawklight, spokesman for the Fated: "Whilewe recognize and respect Ms. Muldo'sposition of strength in this issue (it is herschool, after all), the Fated will makerecommendations to our faction members notto support her or the Dustmen in their not socleverly disguised ruse to raise theirmembership numbers."

Other factions had similar reactions andopinions at the obvious reasons for the newprogram. Though Factol Skall has not issuedan official statement, there is general malaiseat the news from the few Dustmen that wouldgive us a statement. What is clear here is thatthe School of Life's curriculum, long touted asone of the best planar prep schools in Sigil,might begin to further shift to its patron'sphilosophies while simultaneously filling itsranks with new Dead.

[Author: Ragboy]

CAT'S EYES, NINE LIES: THE VILE HUNT-- by Minako, Outlands culler --

FAUNEL -- After some days of rest we wereable to continue and find the truth - there wasjust the problem that we didn't know where tolook for it. So we decided that we shall travelto the Beastlands and see if there are similarattacks on Tabaxi villages or if this madnessonly takes place on the Outlands.

When we reached the pool-gate near Faunel,Wrath surprised us by not asking us for ourbusiness on the Beastlands, but asked us tostay a while longer and listen. We weresurprised as you, dear reader, can surelyunderstand. We were also surprised whenWrath didn't talk on but remained in silence. A

[Ed. note - the Tabaxi belief that they wereonce animals that were doing evil and, thus,were forced in half-human half-animal formby rebirth to suffer for their deeds and to beable to do good to counterweight whatthey've done in their former live. When theysucceed they become once more animals.]

We then decided to further stay in Faunel andtry to find meaning in the words orDreamtongue which were surely importantwhen even Wrath had a hand in it. Becausewe remained in Faunel we could also observethe growing of Nethereye's army. OfSekuno's party Mairra, Sheela and Tatze

short while an old Tabaxi emerged from thepool, shivered and fell to her knees! Shelooked at Purra, a bard and the only one fromSekuno's party that did not join Nethereye,and told him:

"They are there and you are here - Isn't Yorua nice name for a stone and Dream andChange and Körper and Hoshi and Sinn and -When you go they will come - A cat's eyecan't see, think about and you'll - AskMengethol he knows - Five there four here -You CAN get lost in dreams, even whenawake - They mustn't get them."

At this point she died, and, though confused,we clearly recognized that she wanted to saymore.

We took Dreamtongue, as Nethereye calledher, icy cold body and brought it to Nethereyewho should arrange the rebirth rite.

team, who was Silverclaw's mate and friendfor long. A lot of other Tabaxi too decidedthat Nethereye has the right attitudeconcerning this affair. When we also countthe animal petitioner's that gathered 'roundhim the army counts the impressive numberof 72 participants.

Purra, beside Sekuno himself, was the onlyperson from the outpost who decided to joinus instead of the old Shaman and as he toldus cause of a good reason. Sekuno spoke forboth of them : "Haste does not help. Andblind revenge does not help as long as yourefforts have no target. Sure they say they willeradicate the Vile Hunt, but where is it, whoare its members? You also have tounderstand that such radical actions are notmuch different from what the Hunt does.They act without much thought, and sadly so.We stayed with you to find the truth, andhopefully we are able to settle this affairwithout becoming like the huntsmen andwithout much bloodshed."

[Author: Hofbauer Heinz]

ARCHBISHOP ENTHRONED

TO MASSIVE ACCLAIM-- by Blondie Blutheim, culler --

ON ESPERANCE, in St Azrael's Church, inthe Rue Morgue, Bishop Julia Spesinfractawas installed as the first Archbishop of Sigilby the Pontiff, Angelusmisit IV and thecelestials Laurelli Tantarella and Unity-of-Rings. The service was a magnificentceremony, attended by many of the leadinglights of Sigilian society. Lady Erin DarkflameMontgomery, Clarion the Guardian, FactolSarin and his wife Faith, Factol Darius theVeyl, Factol Hashkar, Factol Rhys, JeenaEaly and many other faction representativeswere present. Notably, Factols Darkwood andNilesia were absent, and it seems that theywere not invited. The Pontiff preached aninteresting address on the subject of thevalue of experience. Although his main themewas that the people of Sigil would benefitfrom the new archbishop's long experience,

TANAR'RI ELITE STILL HOLD

BEL AT BAY-- by, n Ugut M., Blood War culler --

AVERNUS -- As of this writing a large forceof Tanar'ri including General Ysthis quala'bazand his 12th elite Recon Army still hold theFortress of Justice in Avernus. Chant in thePit is that Bel's own elite scouts haveattempted to infiltrate the Fortress throughsecret portals and passages known only tothe Black General himself, but to no avail. Allhis sorties have been returned in pieces.

Though there has been no official word fromthe Abyss (like we expected one?)concerning this amazing surprise attack onBaator's best defended layer, some chaosfiends in the Cage have speculated thatquala'baz and his Army were not part of theoriginal invasion force. An anonymous vrockhad this to say: "The whole was quite a spurof the moment thing, you see," he pauses to

the obvious subtext was that the Archoniteswere attempting to reconcile their differenceswith the Sensates.

The music for the ceremony included aspecially composed anthem by TulemanRalesil, who also wrote the phenomenallysuccessful Archonite oratorio 'Sophia'. Ralesilpersonally conducted the Sigilian Singers in'Mardath the Prophet'. The readings werecarefully chosen to avoid offending theguests, and were mostly about the duties ofpriests. Of all the factols present, only LadyErin accepted a personal blessing from thenew Archbishop, and this fact did not gounnoticed, either by political correspondentsor by gossip columnists. Security at theservice was heavy, with the Harmonium andPlanes-Militant working hard to ensure thatnone of the various agitators present got intothe church. After the service, a private lunchwas held for the guests at an secret location.

We apologise for the typographical error inour last issue that caused the Pontiff's nameto appear as 'Angelusmisit XIV'. This should,of course, have read 'Angelusmisit IV'. Weattribute this to a purely mechanical error, andextend our apologies and a contribution of100 gp to the Society of Angelusmisit theFourteenth, who drew this matter to ourattention.

[Author: Alex Roberts]

before continuing, "Arioch was rather drunkon distilled bebilith icor and declared aninvasion. Most of us bloods were just as farbubbed, you see, and we all fell in with themob," (his look at me left no question whowas on for the next course), "quala'baz ain'tbeen seen in the Abyss in a Balor's age. Hey,whatcha doing later, culler? Me an' mybloods are going to knock about the Lady'sWard for a bit of a blast."

Another source claimed that Ysthis actuallycoordinated the attack and got the chaosfiends into (perish the thought) a semblanceof order. Or, as my source said, "'e got 'em allrunning crazy in the same direction" It canonly be assumed that either the invadingforce was somehow commanded by Ysthisquala'baz, or that he and his Army came bythe invasion some other way, and as myvrock contact said, "just fell in with the mob."

Bel's forces decline to comment on thesituation or their plans (not that I pressed toohard) and there is still no word from thefiends in the Fortress or their self-proclaimednegotiator, the arcanoloth Bheckmile Threk.For the moment, however, all seems silent onthis Blood War front as the fiends face off onAvernus.

[Author: Ragboy]

THE WAR RAGES ON-- by Koshtrim'yamal, special to SIGIS from the Blood's War Journal --

THE BLOOD WAR, the war betweendifferent beliefs and alignments. The Baatezuand the Tanar'ri , both types of fiends arefrom what the Clueless Primers would call"Hell". The only thing that makes themdifferent is Choas vs. Law, the numbers ofAbyss vs. the strategy and hard planning ofthe Baatezu. This war has raged, some sagessay, since the beginning of time. There aremany history books that try to look at the whyand how of the war, but none could evercome close to describing the war as it shouldbe, as it is, and the way it is run.

A note that I want to state that my ability toteleport without error has been restored,coupled with the ability to plane skip, gettingto the battles should be easy. Also I wish tostate that I am neutral in this. I am not whatis refereed to as "Evil", and thus my ability tosee things in a different light is two fold.

Traveling the lower planes is also ways ahazard, no matter who or what one is. I havetrained for many long hard years for survivalin such a environment. I have seen and beenin many Blood War battles, been on manymissions to other planes, even been to a few

My name is Koshtrim'yamal, Baron Cambion,26th son of the Abyssal Lord Graz'zt, I havebeen given permission, surprise to us all, toreport on the Blood War battles as I findthem, by my father. Again, as a true surprise,I have also been given permission fromFurcas, the member of the Dark Eight that isin charge of Mortal Relations, to report fromthe Baatezu side too. This includesinterviews, chats, and drawings of theBaatezu and their points of view. I guess thatwith my reports to S.I.G.I.S. that the Baatezumight be able to recruit more to their cause.

prime worlds. My reports will outline, in truth,who and how these battles are won. I am stillin the process of getting together a team, andhope to bring my first report in the next issueof S.I.G.I.S.

[Author: T-man]

UNDEAD ON THE MOVE: JOURNAL OF THESHADOWWALKER

To the Editors of SIGIS:

I stand here in the vastness of the Outlands,contemplating the path set before me by LordKelemvor. My companions and I are on ourway to the Gray Wastes to investigate therumors of a Lich Kind trying to raise an armyof undead. I can honestly say that without theslumbering company I now watch over, noneof the tasks Lord Kelemvor has bade me todo would have been accomplished.

I am Quint'eal "ShadowWalker", an outcastamong my people, the moon elves thatinhabit the Elven Court. For the longest time,only my brother Kal'asel, whom has traveledwith me for the past two decades, knewabout my secret practice of the ways of theholy warrior. Lord Kelemvor, lord of the dead,had visited me in a vision and showed methat it was my destiny to seek out the undeadand vanquish them. Kal had kept my secretfor three decades, before revealing it byaccident when the Arch-Wizard of our citywas showing Kal's class how a truth spellworks. I was brought before the city councilfor practicing ways not customary to our kind.Kal was the only one that would speak for me

THE LADY'S MANY FACES-- by Cetheron Ke'Sheke --

The Lady rules Sigil, and that's it. Or so wethink...

There are certain prime worlds that aredominated by an unknown force. In all of mydays of plane-hopping, I've seen about 20 orso of these worlds, the foremost being Terra.Terra is a rather hideous place. It's similar tothe prime world, but also has an unknownterror working behind it. This force, whateverit may be, is known only as the Red Death.No-one knows who, or what, it is. It has a pileof agents and deamons on it's side, and theyknow near nothing about their master.

The Lady of Pain. The Red Death. No-oneknows what either of them look like. Theyboth are tyrants, and they both have lots ofminions. The both rule over a place yougenerally don't want to spend every wakingmoment in. If we look into are past, I think wecan find a lot of examples of this type ofthing. Unknown tyrants, subtly controllingeverything that world knows. Maybe theseare all part of a great plan of Gods andMagic. Or maybe, they're all just one person.I like to think that the Lady of Pain has morefaces then we've seen. If you look, you'd be

during the time of my trial. Aftercontemplating over it for many days, thecouncil members had decided to exile us fromthe lands we had called home for so manydecades before.

A few years after leaving our home lands,Kal'asel and I had come across a woundeddwarven religious warrior just outside of anancient crypt. Using the power that LordKelemvor had blessed me with, I tended hiswounds. Needless to say, Ivan BoneCrusherhas traveled with us ever since. Kal being sogifted in the arcane arts, Ivan with his warcries to some dwarven battle god, and LordKelemvor guiding me, we set out on acrusade against all undead.

Listening to Ivan's snoring, and Talis'constant talking in her sleep, has made thisan amusing night.Talis, she is astrange lot asmost tiefling are,but I can say thatthere is more thanone time that Iwas glad for herskills in being ableto acquire thingsfrom people and atfinding traps thatwould have mostlikely killed us all. (a slight chuckle) Although,there has been more times than I can countthat I have had to restrain her from goingafter someone that offended her (I glance tothe horizon in the direction of the GrayWastes) I think to the impending battles thatare to come, for the undead, as we havecome to find out, can be a conniving bunch.

(I look from the horizon to my brother) Evenafter so many years traveling the planes,Kal'asel and I have spoken many times aboutreturning to our home land, but we have yetto enact on our conversations. I have knownfor many years before our exile, that I wasnot meant to be among my people, that theLord of Death had other plans for me in mylife time. But as for Kal'asel, I feel that insome way, it is my fault that he is unable toreturn home. This is a guilt that I must carrywith myself forever.

surprised what you'll see. Or not..

[Author: Unknown]

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[* Not all touts read Brix's Guide. This example used for illustrativepurposes only. Chant in Brix's Guide may be true as well as false.]

[Submitted by Jon Winter]

Signed, Quint'eal

[Author: Rob]

PRICE WAR? HALF RIGHT!

IT CAN HARDLY have escaped the noticeof our readers that in the last three months orso, the prices of many in items in Sigil haveundergone a dramatic increase. This rangesfrom mundane food products, to luxuries suchas fine wine, to specialty items such ascertain weapons. Most have taken to indicatethat merchants are transferring rising costsonto their customers. We at S.I.G.I.S.wondered if this was true, and asked our newculler, Kora Rechan, to find out. This is hisreport:

THE PRICE increases that we have seenrecently in Sigil started around four monthsago, with a few modest price rises in basicitems, such as bread, beer and otherfoodstuffs. Over the coming months, almostevery other item for sale in Sigil has risen inprice. Most of the bar-room sages haveproclaimed this as a price war betweenmerchants, but surely this can't be correct?Surely in a price war merchants try toundercut each others prices, so we shouldsee prices falling, not rising? Someone istrying to peel us. And after almost a monthsresearch, I have discovered who.

It's a war all right, but not betweenmerchants. It's a war between Merkhants.The shadowy sect of those who prize goldabove all other things is moving into highgear. The price rises have been caused byMerkhants either raising the price of an itemdirectly, or increasing the cost of a rawmaterial. In either case, the price to theconsumer in the Great Market has risen.

According to my informant, this can mean justone thing. Although the Misers are constantly

Rank amongst the Misers is determined onlyat one time; when a challenge to the currentleader (or Master) is made. At this time, theworth of all Merkhants is calculated, and theone with the most wealth is the new Master.All others are ranked according to their worth,from the highest to the lowest. So when achallenge is made, it is common practiceamongst the Misers for them to force themarket as high as it will go, and to purchasewhatever commodities they can, in order toimprove their ranking amongst their peers.

And that's what we're seeing. Recentinformation has demonstrated that thecurrent Master, Tarnin Golthax, controlsalmost all of the planar trade of BaatorianGreen Steel. It comes as no surprise that theprice of weapons made from green steel hasalmost doubled in the past two months.Likewise, probably his strongest challengerfor the position of Master is Tarak de Leynon,whom I have discovered imports over three-quarters of the wine that Sigil consumes, andover half of the beer. Noticed that your bubcosts a bit more recently? That's de Leynonmoving for position. Another challenger forthe top spot in the Misers is the roguemodron, Root of Nine. As a major player inthe Planar Trading Consortium, Root of Ninehas been able to increase the cost of bringingmany items to Sigil; a cost which has largelybeen transferred to you the consumer.

According to my source, one month aftersomeone officially declares their challenge toTarnin, the relative wealth of all theMerkhants will be determined, and the newMaster will be declared. After that, it will bebusiness as usual. Which means that the

trying to acquire jink, there is only one reasonthat would have all of them making aconcerted effort to gain as much as they canin as short a space of time as possible. Andthat is a leadership challenge.

other in order to gain a larger share of themarket. Which will mean that prices of manyitems will come back down again. Let ushope that someone declares a challengesoon, whilst we still have some jink left.

[Author: Galzion]

FACTION SPECIAL

FACTIONS: HITTING THE BLINDS?-- by Daemon Chaas, political culler --

ASK A Cager what the factions are all aboutand you'll get a variety of answers. Althoughthese answers are as varied as the Cagersthemselves, they all have one very importantthing in common: none of them have anythingto do with what the factions are supposedlyreally about! For instance, ask what theGuvners and the Hardheads do, and theresponses you typically get (often fromfactioneers) is something like, "Well, theyscrag cross-traders and put 'em to the law.What else berk?" Or how about theMercykillers? I asked this one "factioneer" atthe Rule of Fours, and at first she gave me afunny look like I was some green prime orsomething. I pressed her some more and shefinally told me that," [The Mercykillers] meteout justice on lawbreakers. Go away." (WhenI pestered her some more about what theyreally do, and are supposed to be doing, shethreatened to "mete out some justice" rightthere. Sheesh!)

The situation is no better on the chaos side ofthe street. Besides giving me a bunch oftypical nonsense, a group of supposed"Chaosmen" told me their purpose was tospread "chaos all around", and some smartsod chimed in "particularly to the Headhards!"

More questions, more answers:

Fated - We take berks' jink. Got any?

Godsmen - Look berk, I have work to do atthe foundry.

Sensates - I had a bad dream, and then youshowed up...

Guvners - I can't respond to that question,because it contravenes paragraph III of thesecond article of the Fraternity of Order rightto privacy ruling.

Sinkers - I'll tell you what I'm all about in aminute. But first, where's your house?

Ok, by now you must be asking a fewquestions of your own, such as "What exactlyis Chaas getting to anyway? This soundsabout right to me!" And that, my friend, isexactly the point! The factions havecompletely lost their reason for being! Theyno longer have goals, or purpose or meaning.I'll tell you what the factions are supposed tobe about: they are supposed to be changingthe shape of the Multiverse through belief.Instead, they spend their days beingbureaucrats, or scragging cross-traders oracting out in a really juvenile manner.

What has happened, it seems, is that thefaction's power has gone to their heads. They"run" the City of Doors (or so they think), thecenter of the Multiverse, and they think thatthat is all there is to it. I'll tell you the realtruth: the sects that are out there shaping therest of the Multiverse, these are the only real"factions" left. And the ones that callthemselves factions? A pathetic shadow of a

Anarchists - Aren't you from S.I.G.I.S.?What's that place like? I think thoseAnarchists would just love to take you out.Why? Uhh...

that long vacation I've been dreaming aboutto that intense little crystal sphere. Chaasout!

[Author: Scott Kelley]

ARE THE DOOMGUARDPREPARING TO TAKE OUT THE CAGE?

-- by Mover Two Tharn Gilren of theHarmonium --

OVER THE past few months there seems tohave been an increase of Doomguard activityin the Cage. This seems to indicate that theSinkers themselves have been graduallytrickling into the Cage, cutting short whatevertasks their high ups have assigned to them.

Unnamed sources have hinted that theSinkers may be heading towards a muster.And why would they call such a largegathering of their number into their cage?

Is it truly coincidental that Sir Twist, theirpublic relations officer, dismissed the battlefor Tir Na Og as mere training exercises? Orhis defense of the miscreant Bloodheart'srecent violence in the Market truly heartfelt?Over the past weeks, we seem to haveaccepted him as a member of the Cage'ssociety. But who is he, really? How come allof a sudden this well-dressed and well-spoken man speaks for all the fractions of theDoomguard? We know that they are splitbetween their approaches to this "glorious"scheme of entropy. We also know that themost powerful (by far) of these three is thatwhich advocates active destruction. This isthe group that Pentar clearly supports. Howthen was this Twist, this "gentleman"appointed? It seems that he has an agenda ofhis own.

I leave the citizens of Sigil to draw their ownconclusions. But I would like to remind themthat the Doomguard have seldom been ourprotectors.

[Author: Sir Twist]

FACTION CONFLICT UP BY 23%-- by Surveys Culler n=n+1 --

SIGIL - Conflict and infighting between thefactions is 23% more prevalent that the samepoint in the last Cage Year, according toresults from the latest statistical surveys thisculler has compiled. Of 1024 factioneerssurveyed, 19% reported being on thereceiving end of a violent faction-relatedincident in the last cycle, while a staggering82% reported having observed such anincident. Of these events, 63% were involvingofficers or namers from the Harmonium, aworrying trend indeed.

Further indicators of trouble brewing come infrom the Lower Ward, where acts ofDoomguard vandalism are up by 32% andpollution 13% worse than the same time lastyear. It may be that the Foundries of theSinkers are forging weapons faster than everbefore. Certainly surveys of market stallsshow 8% more Sinker weapons on sale, andthe average price of such has fallen by 19%,a sign that supply has increased.

Fortune tellers are similarly pessimistic. Ofthe 24 that were included in the survey by thisculler, 71% predicted a major change in thenear future. Omens and prophesiesmentioned included towers of flames, rioting,tanar'ri hordes descending upon the burg,Sigil falling off the top of the Spire and wildfires sweeping across the wards. One hageven claimed mathematics would cease tofunction, though I suspect she was trying toget rid of me.

This culler will continue bring you the vitalnumbers as they are calculated, for surelythis is the most accurate and informative wayto report the news.

[Author: Jon Winter]

SPECIAL SECTION: ARTS AND LEISURE

ARTS SECTION

LATHANDER AND TYCHE

THE CELEBRATED opera by PetrinoRhabando is presented by the Sigilian CityOpera in a new production choreographedand designed by Millicent Bessex.

Starring: Gianpaolo Temezino (Counter-tenor) as Lathander Miriam Luce (Mezzo-soprano) as Tyche Dion Brae (Bass) asMoander Amartina Petronella (Soprano) asSelune Tomas Kamilevic (Tenor) as Daimon.

At the Circus Operum, Clerk's Ward, everyfour days at 6 AP for five weeks.

Tickets 2 jinx

ARBOREA LOOKS LIKE HADES TOPRETENTIOUS BESSEThe Circus Operum this week resounded tomarvelous operatic talent in the SCO's newproduction of Rhabando's Lathander andTyche, but those present were hardly in themood to enjoy it. Designer-choreographerMillicent Bessex has chosen to accentuatethe 'decay' theme in the work with minimalistdance steps and largely grey sets, puttingone more in mind of Hades or Annwn than theopera's actual settings of Arborea and Toril.The only remission from this bleak scenerycomes, ironically, in the climactic 'division'scene, when the corrupted Tyche is dividedinto Tymora and Beshaba. Miriam Luce, asTyche, copes admirably with this scene,which is both difficult to sing and magicallycomplex. The theatre illusionist, however,gives a performance worthy of the materialwith a gut-wrenchingly convincing splitting.Luce sings with confidence throughout, andthe show may be worth going to see simplyfor the excellence of this scene. However, beprepared for a long and gloomy wait first.

DINING SECTION

MASON AND MALIGN'S CULINARYREVIEW

BE CLUELESS of local dining no more. Thewondrous editors of S.I.G.I.S have grantedme, Mason MoreFood, halfling, and mytiefling counterpart this review column. I willreveal the dark of the best and worst diningestablishments in Sigil, While Malign willreview the fiendish establishments. We raterestaurant on a scale of one to five, onebeing horrible and recommend as spot toavoid and five being, of course, the best.

REVIEW OF THE "SHIPYARD"-- by Mason --

The Shipyard is a nice establishment on theouter edge of the Clerk's Ward. A plain brickbuilding on the outside supporting only onesign with an anchor to advertise. The inside islarge and spacious, decorated with fishingnets, part of prime water crafts, and a wellrounded boating and fishing theme.

They store is run by a family of tabaxi, verywell mannered and pleasant cat people. Theaverage clients seem to be mainly those offeline racial disposition, along with a fewGuabv rdinals, and a couple of humanoids.The service was excellent and in thebackground was the pleasant beat of tribaldrums, a comforting soft rhythm.

While I must say that my diner was fairlypriced and most excellent, I do have onecomplaint. The menu consisted of over ahundred recipes for tuna. While I must saythis prime fish is wonderful, I do believe that arestaurant should serve more than one dish.For this I must give the Shipyard only fourFull Bellies as it is a fine establishment but

BARRAJO Or the Merchant of TradegateBy Robino Lazzini

Presented by the Birdcage College, featuringMaurice LeGros, Olaf Sigurson, Jeanne deTranche, Rosina Panichatti, Gioachino Lucidaand Petra Urban.

At the Fyrefly Theatre, Guildhall Ward, everythree days. Every third performance is amatinee. Evening performances at 6:30 AP,matinees at 2:30.

Admission 5 baubles

LAZZINI AS DULL AS EVERThe Birdcage College's production ofLazzini's Barrajo will confirm in the minds ofmany opera-goers in the Cage that the voguefor the works of this tedious composer wasmisguided, and is overdue to end. It is not thefault of the singers, almost all very talented,that the work is over-long and fails to stiraudience enthusiasm. The second act,consisting principally of duets that, iftranslated, are a discussion aboutmoneylending, is symptomatic of theimmense ennui of the entire work. Lazzinialways insisted on writing his own plots andlibretti, and it shows here, in thisinconsequential work in which there is neithergrand action nor personal interest to stir theemotions. It is the considered opinion of thisreviewer that the sooner Tuleman Ralesilturns his hand to full-scale opera, the soonerwe will be able to have evenings out withoutenduring the kind of grim tedium constitutedby Lazzini's works.

CHIMES AT ANTIPEAKBy Infieri Estomolodo

A play in four acts, starring Manon Paix,Pierre de Antoinette, Acton Urse and BarbraFeatherstonehaugh.

Every night at the Theatre Minceur for twoweeks. Performances begin at 7:30 AP andseats cost 5 stingers, but come early,because space is limited.

has an extremely limited selection.

REVIEW OF THE "HORDLING HOLE"-- by Malign --

When I finally found this dive, (it's well hiddenin a dark alley in the Hive, not far from theBottle & Jug), I was hit by its front door as ahuman came hurtling out. After beating thesod to a pulp for his bad flight control Ientered thinking that this was a good start.

This fine establishment seems to cater to thedown right ugly and deformed. The waiterappear to be an enslaved Rutterkin, and theowners don't seem to mind if you beat up thehelp, as long as they survive. A few tanar'riseem to be regulars here and I get the feelingyou can buy some quality merchandise fromthese fiends.

The entertainment is great, kobalds and theoccasional gnome are strapped to a rotatingwheel, daggers are thrown and he whocomes the closest without hitting the creaturewins the bets. It's an old game but still one ofmy favorites.

The food is nearly acidic, I must complimenton this as the food burned but seemed tocause no permanent damage. They serve acheap local ale and Pandemonium Pale, anale brewed on that plane, it goes down easybut has an after taste that will knock you offyour stool.

When I left I had a knife wound in my side, afire burn on my left leg, and someone else'sjink. I must say this was a very enjoyableestablishment, I give it four Skulls. I mustalso recommend the wearing of armor ormagical protections, keep yer jink where youcan see it, and have a weapon ready at alltimes, great place!

[Author: Matt Pinquoch]

MITHRAIST TEMPLE ESTABLISHED INTHE CLERK'S WARD

-- by Droni Forssen, culler --

HIMES OF OYInfieri Estomolodo's Chimes at Antipeakopened for its second Sigil run last night atthe Theatre Minceur, and by the time theaudience left, to the real chimes of Antipeak,they were ecstatic. Estomolodo, widelyregarded as one of the Cage's most talentedplaywrights of recent years, kept up his usualhigh standards with this gently amusingcomedy-drama set among the Sensates. Thecast all performed magnificently, although itseems that Manon Paix, who was billed toplay Terina, has had some sort of unspecifiedaccident, and relativly unknown Zsa Zsa Mynhas stepped into the breach. The role isdemanding, and daunting for an inexperienceactress, requires a long nude scene. Despiteall this, Myn performed wonderfully, andseemed to have won many hearts among theaudience to boot. I hope that the shortscheduled run of this exquisite play may beextended, because I anticipate massivedemand for it in the weeks to come.

[Author: Alex Roberts]

WORKMEN ARRIVING at Vale's Inn ofLaw in the Clerk's Ward last week to replacea defaced chapel door were stunned to see amuch larger construction under way. Thebuilding next door, Sprelgate's Inn, has givenover half its courtyard to the construction of anew Mithraist Temple. The cult of Mithras,which worships an aspect of Mitra associatedwith the Persian and Greek gods, is said tohave made this dramatic expansion into thecity with the proceeds from trade with theInviters of Izanagi and Izanami in Arcadia.[See article two weeks ago - ed.] Aspokesman for the Temple of the AugustPersonnages Who Invite, in Blossom Town,said that although the trade with theMithraists had been beneficial to both sides,there were as yet no plans to expand hischurch's activities in Sigil or anywhere elseon non-divine territory.

[Author: Alex Roberts]

QUESTION OF THE WEEK

WE ASKED the various factions and sects what they though of the Archeron Cube that just*happened* to float through the ring of Sigil. Besides surprise, this is what they told us, in noparticular order. [Editor's note: In reply to the anonymous cutter who complained last week wefavoured the factions of Law, one might say this is a random order for the Reaction section].

SIGN OF ONE

Lady's Grace Readers,

As I said before, what you believe thismeans, will happen you are after all thecenter of your own multiverse. Personally Idon't believe this is anything to be worriedabout maybe my subconscious is striving tobalance the order it's been bringing about, byspreading some chaos. It's might be aharbinger of the destruction of Sigil and the

FATED

Yes - I did have the experience of seeing theArcheron cube flash through the ring and Ihave been most curious. Primus, I am quitesure that no permit was requested or issuedfor the flying of such an object. (The act ofsending such an object so close to Sigil isalso the work of the truly-clueless, but I'llleave that to the Guvners to sift through.)Secundus, I am most positive that nopaperwork has been processed that might

May you always be the one.

-- Grannen

[Author: Chris Visser]

ARCHONITES

Remind us not to put too tall a spire on ourcathedral. Seriously, though, we suspect thatthere is some deliberate conscious forcebehind this dangerous event. As the cubeoriginated in Acheron, we should look togroups active there, which means theRakshasas, Baatezu and Yugoloths, all ofwhom we already consider to be unspeakableand unclean, and the Mercykillers. TheArchonite church has never had a formalpolicy on Mercykillers, but a recentinterpretation of the Apocalypse of Sarechindicates that the Mercykillers, under a femalefactol, are going to contribute to the downfallof large areas of Sigil. I'm not saying anythingfor certain at this stage, but I for one will besteering well clear of the prison from now on.I must go now - I've got a service to take.

-- Brother Emil Siegmundsen

[Author: Alex Roberts]

allow the cube to pass through Customs.Tertius, I'm quite sure I saw some preciousmetals and gemstones encrusting the artifact,and as the cube passed through Sigilairspace, it clearly falls within all Import andExport tariffs and fees.

I would like to take this moment to formallyannounce an Information Reward posting: "Asmall reward is available to any hardhead thatcan finger the berk responsible for theartifact!" As usual, please bring theinformation to the nearest Fated Licensingoffice.

-- Blaize Shadiff - 4th Level Digger for theFated

[Author: Jim Bologna]

MERKHANTS

A cube from Acheron? In Sigil? Do youhappen to know if this will occur again? If itdid so reasonably often, and predictably so,you could throw items off the cube as itpassed by Sigil. Cut transport costs tonothing. I wonder if the Guvnors have workedout a timetable for this sort of phenomenon.

-- Tarak de Leynon

[Author: Galzion]

BLEAK CABAL

Cut that noise you two, the gods are throwingthings at us again!

-- Pekan Shu, Gatehouse grounds keeper, toMorvun and Phineas

[Author: Jeremiah Golden]

DISSPOSSESSED

News to me, berk. See, when you asked thatquestion about law gaining an ascendancy(Editor's Note : SIGIS Issue whichever itwas), my reply was taken... badly by some

WYLDERS

Doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Sigil isn'texactly good at keeping natural forcesbalanced, and Acheron is worse, what with allthose armies. This sort of thing is bound tohappen from time to time.

-- Dregori Tharsan

[Author: Galzion]

XAOTICIANS

Hardheads. Consequently, I've not been ableto return to Sigil for several weeks. It seemsthere's some sort of warrant out about me.

-- Naenel

[Author: Galzion]

This event seems to be an anomaly - it fits noestablished pattern whether chaotic or linear.If it were associated with a chaos plane, thiswouldn't surprise us. But Acheron??? We'relooking into it immediately. Of course,Acheron's a dust fractal. But then you knewthat, right? By the way - where did the cube*go* when it was finished here?

-- Zaromex the Artist

[Author: Alex Roberts]

FRATERNITY OF ORDER

While the reports, calculations, and findingsconcerning the appearance of UnidentifiedAppearing Object code H-18 (UAO H-18) arestill forthcoming, it is my duty as befits mystation as Public Liaison for the Fraternity ofOrder to bring forth several concernsmeaningful to the Public of our Fair City, andthe Rules by which we order ourselves.

At this time we can neither positively giveaxiomatic proof that UAO H-18 was indeed acube from Acheron, but it is worthacknowledging that fact that theMathematicians have performed massivestudies recently of that plane, covering nearlyevery aspect of its geometry. A study that hassent at least one sect member to theGatehouse. These two incidents cannot, in anorderly multiverse such as ours, be unrelated.

The Mathematicians only blindspot is theAxiom, uncovered by our Fraternity, thatstates Observation Alters the Observed.While such terminology may be well beyondthe keen of many SIGIS readers, let it sufficefor me to give a rudimentary example:because of the Harmonium's constant vigilover our fair City, Sigil's inhabitant's behaviorchanges to a more civil and orderly, and needit be said, harmonious nature. In like manner,the Mathematicians unprecedented empiricalhabits have altered Acheron's own existence.In this matter they have exhibited power suchas is in the purview of the Fraternity itself, butbereft of the knowledge and wisdom thatguides the Fraternity's hand in such matters.

While the Fraternity has even createdaxiomatic alterations to the multiverse sowidespread as to be undetectable to anyoneelse, it is an entirely different matter toperform this alteration to a smaller scale. Weurge all those who would use such alterationsto consult us first before establishing adangerous precedent, as it is hardly possiblethat one could possibly see the outcome ofsuch alterations without the benefit of ourknowledge and wisdom in such matters.

What is most disturbing is the suspecteddiabolic influences that have come to lightconcerning this appearance of the saidapparent Cube of Acheron. It has come toour knowledge that committed mathematicianPar Vectum Hexadecimal has been declaredmissing from the Gatehouse shortly after theappearance of UAO H-18. Farther evidencehas been gathered by means of eye-witnessaccounts of a clutch of Abishai. These flyerswere seen near the Gatehouse's ExerciseYard for the Insane, before taking a flightpath dangerously close to the supposedCube of Acheron. Par Vectum was last seenwitnessing the appearance of UAO H-18 inthe Gatehouse Exercise Yard.

I urge the public of our Fair City to follow theirduty, as delineated by the Rule of Civilitypreserved by the Fraternity, to give any andall information pertaining to this issue onbehalf of the Fraternity and their continualvigil over the ordered peace of our City.

-- Your humble servant, Hartin Meideggar, B4Bureau Chief of Sigillian Public Information,prior B3 Judge, Bureau of Courts (retired.)

[Author: Nathan Letsinger]

GODSMEN

So a huge cube hurtled through Sigil and youwant to know my opinion, eh? Well I assumesome blood out there who is fairly far on thePath of Ascension is testing his or her power.Just another example of what can be done ifyou put your entire being into it. Then again itcould be some barmy plot by those berksknown as the Doomguard trying to show whatkind of destruction they can wreak. Thosesodding sods always make me as angry as anYsgardian berserker the way they try andkeep people down by destroying things.Entropy! Bah! Everyone must ascend, notdescend. What a bunch of barmies. theyshould all be put in the asylum. And theDustmen too! They're just as rotten as theDoomguard. And then the Bleak cabal shouldlock themselves in their own asylum and tossthe keys away. They're far too depressing formy tastes. Hey...come back here....I'm notdone talking yet!

-- Strom the Gatemaker Goldwand, Factor ofthe Godsmen

[Author: Sianus Karathorn]

DUSTMEN

Maybe Acheron is dying, cube by cube. Thatwould be interesting... In the other hand, itcould disrupt Sigil's equilibrium. That wouldbe bad...

[Wanders away pondering]

-- Christian DeSaville, cleric and spokesdeadfor the Dustmen

[Author: Edu]

MERCYKILLERS

Our findings so far on the errant cube sentflying across Sigil are so far, incomplete. Wehave investigative teams working alongsidethe Harmonium to pinpoint the cause behindthis event. The Mercykillers have strongreason to believe that this was perpetrated bya group of individuals in Acheron, constitutingan offense that has not been seen before. Sofar, we do not have solid evidence, but wehave strong suspicion that this was directlyrelated to Blood War efforts on the part of theBaatezu.

If they are indeed the culprits, then we knowfrom experience that they have considerableamounts of loopholes to justify their actions,and it will make it more difficult to administerjustice. Regardless, we will not have thestreets or the skies of Sigil turned into abattleground or a waypoint for armies of theBlood War. It has been tried before, andwhether stopped by the Lady, or our forces oflaw, it has failed. We will continue to enforcethat edict, through a combination ofmanpower and new laws being presented tothe Fraternity of Order. Sigil's peace must bepreserved at all costs.

-- Roderick Thorn

[Author: Brian Mooney]

FREE LEAGUE

Well. You don't see something like that everyday, now do you?

-- Janos Volkrina, Indep.

[Author: Richard Gant]

CIPHERS

I was flying over the Guildhall Ward when thecube hurtled through Sigil, so I had a veryclose view of the event. More interestingly, I

ANARCHISTS

The chant of that cube flying through thecenter of the Cage is none other than a sign.

witnessed the response of other fliers.

For example, one cutter - an asuras- saw thecube coming, goggled in disbelief, and thenscreamed "duck!" as it dropped out of the sky.Unfortunately, a flight of abishai did not reactquickly enough to this warning, and were putin the deadbook by a vast hurtling mass ofiron.

Of course, I was unharmed. By the time theasuras had noticed the cube, I was watchingfrom the safety of a tavern's tiled roof.

-- Deep Blue Sigh, a Cipher showing thatlessons are sometimes learnt from otherberks' reactions

[Author: James O'Rance]

HARMONIUM

Well, it seems that this floating cube hascaused something of an uproar in the Cage.Bah, I see not why this is so. Surely, therehave been much stranger events that havehappened throughout the multiverse before.Not many have the experience andknowledge of strange events. Of course, notall of the Harmonium believe this. Unlikesome other factions would like to have youbelieve, the Harmonium does allow freethought within its ranks. Some of our GloriousHarmony believe that the cube maybe theresult of some fiendish Anarchist plot in orderto disrupt the order of Sigil. I say, this isimpossible, because the Anarchists couldn'tmuster enough manpower to pull off such afeat. But if they some how did manage to getlucky enough and send a cube of Acheroninto Sigil, it will serve no purpose! If any riotsoccur because of this, the Harmonium willquickly apprehend the instigators andsuppress the riots quickly.

-- Morteg Thyrllson, Mover Three

[Author: Pirvan]

the Hardheads have gone too far. It showsthat balance has been dangerously shiftedthe wrong direction. In the hands of theoppressors everything is doomed toimbalance. You look at how things are goingin the cage and you'll see.

There is a blind conformity among themasses that call the cage their kip. They areblind to see the oppression around them,careless of those who are suffering, andhatefully hostile and ignorant to those whoare who have decided to break theconformity. The Cage is doomed to sufferbecause of those leatherheads.

And the ones who are keeping the Cage thatway, are none other than our normalHarmonium oppressors. They ruthlessly kickin the teeth of anyone who does not conform,they scrag and harass those that they havesomehow became aware of their "amoral"views, and would exterminate those whowould stand for their very own freedom.

The cubes of Acheron flying through the ringof Sigil is a sign from perhaps the Ladyherself, that the balance of the Cage hasbeen dangerously disturbed. Acheron is noneother than the plane of conformity, most blindand ruthless. The cube from Acheron is asymbol of the conformity that is happeningthrough out Sigil.

And if you ask why Acheron and not Arcadia,consider this, first the Mercykillers are mostcertainly involved as you'll notice with thestricter sentencing. But we all know theHarmonium are a bunch of hypocrites, theywill only bring out the worse, they are evil andAcheron is certainly a true metaphor for theHardheads, if you want to see how evil theyare, just visit Ortho for a day.

-- Anonymous Message, delivered by anAstral Streaker

[Author: Jason Ng]

DOOMGUARD ATHAR

See? It's only proof that the planes are fallingapart! Acheron's spinning in all directions nowand flying away from itself! The chaos willspread round the Great Ring until it reacheshere into Sigil. Like Acheron did! We must beprepared to embrace the onslaught.

-- Weftson Foralos, son of Decay KnightAdara Foralos, and student of Sir Twist

[Author: Sir Twist]

XAOSITECTS

Ah, look, a giant ice cube. That reminds me,it's almost tea time, I need to be off, cheerio.

-- Random, Xaositect Poet

[Author: Tom Bubul]

Uh... I have no idea what's going on. Isuppose it could be the work of a power,trying to impress the gullible mortals with ashow of power. Probably got scragged by theLady as soon as he tried to pull it off. That'llshow him. I wouldn't be surprised if theSigners had something to do with it, too.They go to great lengths to show how strongtheir 'imaginations' can force themselves onthe world, without a thought or care about theconsequences. Of course, this is allspeculation. Hopefully, the Lady will stopthese shenanigans.

-- Leir the Explorer, Athar factor

[Author: Greg Jensen]

SOCIETY OF SENSATION

Do it again! That was barmy cool!

-- Lariana du'Reavewinder

[Author: Ragboy]

MODRONS REACH ELYSIUM-- by Droni Forssen, culler --

REPORTS are coming in that the modronsare already well on their way through Elysiumto Ecstasy, after a geographical re-arrangement by the gnomish gods allowedthem to pass through Bytopia unhindered. Itis unclear how the modrons are crossingElysium so quickly without using the usualpious means. We'll bring you more on thisand all modron stories as soon as possible,but the recent speed of events has madereporting this story much more complicated.

[Author: Alex Roberts]

FORMER CIPHER FACTOL

DIES IN GATEHOUSE-- by Laxuli Phae, culler --

RECENT reports from contacts in the BleakCabal suggest a former factol of theTranscendent Order, incarcerated in thegatehouse for reasons unknown some yearsago, was also killed in the recent Gatehousecollapse. Officially, the Bleakers are keepingtight-lipped on the subject, and this culler hasbeen unable to even get a name for thiscutter. Without resporting to psychic powers,all I could illicit from Gatekeeper GrulThorsson was a tacit, "We don't talk aboutthe residents". The Ciphers steadfastly deny

FOUNDATION STONE OF

NEW CATHEDRAL LAID-- Staff culler --

TWO DAYS after Esperance, ArchbishopJulia Spesinfracta laid the foundation stone ofthe new Archonite Cathedral of Sigil in theLady's Ward. Standing within easy sight ofthe edge of the city, she announced that theCathedral would be dedicated to St. Sophia,the Archonite principle of Wisdom.Construction on the Cathedral will start inearnest this week, although the name of thearchitect has not been publicly revealed. Thework is expected to take several years,although the use of magic in the buildingprocess makes this uncertain.

[Author: Alex Roberts]

any of their former factols have ended upbarmy in the Gatehouse. Apparently allfactols whose whereabouts are unknown aresaid to have Transcended. please forgive thisculler for her scepticism...

[Author: Jon Winter]

CADRE CELL LEADER INDICTED;

TRIAL TO BEGIN SOON-- by Rahel Ivist, staff culler --

SIGIL - Zibby the Fan, tinker gnome bomberfor the Anarchists' cell the Cadre has beenindicted on several counts of murder,destruction of property, causing a publichazard and various other lesser crimes, aGuvner spokesman said today. Theindictment came just four weeks after hissurrender to the Harmonium in the Lady'sWard. He will stand trial in the Cage in twoweeks time. When asked about the otherscragged members of the cell, thespokesman had no comment.

[Author: Ragboy]

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