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Churches Cycle RideIt is that time of year again, so pump up your tyres and dust off your cycle helmet in readiness for the annual Sponsored Cycle Ride in aid of the Norfolk Churches Trust between 9 am and 5 pm on Saturday, 14 September. Cycle or walk around as many churches as you can sponsored by the good citizens of the parishes and beyond. All money raised will be divided equally between Norfolk Churches Trust and the church of your choice. Sponsorship forms and further details available from:All Saints’ Hempstead: Yvette Gibson 712460 St Peter’s Matlaske: Wendy Riches 577736
Help!Does anyone have any photographs of Mr Edward ‘Teddy’ Jones of Hempstead and any recollections of him? Also, do you remember Barningham Hut situated somewhere in the vicinity of Matlaske School? Please ring Arthur Pentney 713280.
CorrectionI have been informed that I have made an error (well, I make lots but not all of them in public). Two people have informed me and many more must know that the picture of the aeroplane on page 19 of last month’s newsletter was not as labelled. Here is the correct picture for the label (above) and the correct label for the last month’s picture (below).
Planning applications Recently received for near Pretty Corner:Proposed Gravel Pit for Gresham Gravel Ltd – NCC ref: C/1/2013/1012Proposed Solar Panel Farm for TGC Renewables Ltd – NNDC ref: PF/13/0772
Hempstead All Saints’ Church Charity LunchWe welcome residents of all the villages to a lunch in the garden of 14 The Knoll, Hempstead (in the Village Hall if wet) on Sunday, 25 August at noon. There is no set payment for lunch, but we hope you will give a generous donation. The Charity to benefit from your donations is Norfolk Venda Educational Trust (www.norfolkvenda.org) where 100% of donations goes to help seven schools in one of the poorest regions of South Africa. RSVP (710702) by 18 August.
Edgefield TheftWe have a house in Plumstead and our gardener spoke to us on Tuesday to say he had two wheels stolen from his car. It was parked outside his house in Edgefield on Sunday night and he found the wheels gone on Monday morning. They had done something to his security light as that was broken and no one, including the dog, heard anything. We will now be locking our car with the alarm on when it is in the driveway at night. Anne Baglin
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we hadthe land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened themwe had the Bible and they had the land.Desmond Tutu***** America is the only country where a significant proportion of thepopulation believes that professional wrestling is real but the moonlanding was faked. David Letterman**** I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire. Howard Hughes***** Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all overthem for thirty years.~ Betsy Salkind***** The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test thestrength of the lifeboats.~ Jean Kerr***** I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would takeout the garbage.~ Zsa Zsa Gabor**** You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.~ Jeff Foxworthy***** When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a newwife.~ Prince Philip***** A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.~ Emo Philips.***** Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.~ Harrison Ford***** The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.~ Spike Milligan***** Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.~ Robin Hall***** Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.~ Jean Rostand.***** Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars butI'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.***** We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are herefor, I have no idea.~ WH Auden***** In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniturenaked.~ Jonathan Katz***** If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all theimpersonators would be dead.~ Johnny Carson***** I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.~ Arthur C Clarke***** Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a manwearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.~ Steve Martin***** Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.~ Jimmy Durante***** As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - everypart of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.~ John Glenn**** If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on theirfeet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat?~ Steven Wright***** America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.~ Doug Hamwell***** The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.~ George Roberts***** If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to theairport~ Jonathan Winters*****
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Norfolk Constabulary sends a variety of messages to the public, in the form of e-newsletters, crime updates and crime prevention advice. This is through a scheme called Police Direct. If you have not already subscribed I thought this may be beneficial for your parish magazine/newsletter. The Scheme allows you to be kept up to date with news from your policing team including the latest priorities they are working on, the actions they have recently taken and information about how offenders where you live have been brought to justice as well as local crime and crime prevention advice. You can register by completing and returning the attached application form or via the website www.norfolk.police.uk and select Police Direct. Once registered you can receive messages from the Constabulary direct to your email inbox, mobile, landline or fax. If I can be of any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact me on the above telephone number or email [email protected]. Yours faithfully Teresa Futter
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Church Matters
Church Services28 Jul Trinity 9 9 am Eucharist Plumstead Church
6:30 pm Choral Evensong Matlaske Church4 Aug Trinity 10 9 am Eucharist Baconsthorpe Church
10:45 am Mattins Barningham Winter Church11 Aug Trinity 11 9 am Eucharist Barningham Winter Church
10:45 am Mattins Plumstead Church18 Aug Trinity 12 BVM 9 am Eucharist Matlaske Church
10:45 am Mattins Baconsthorpe Church25 Aug Trinity 13 10:45 am Eucharist Hempstead Church
Followed by Charity Lunch – see page 31 Sep Trinity 14 9 am Eucharist Plumstead Church
10:45 am Mattins Matlaske ChurchWeekday Holy Eucharist You are most welcome to join us every Thursday
morning at 10 am in Matlaske Church for Holy Eucharist
From the RectoryThe Rectory Matlaske NR11 7AQ 577455 (any day but Wednesdays)
My dear friendsSummer at last!
I hope that you are all enjoying this hot weather. In the parishes we have most certainly been fortunate weather-wise for our special events. On St Peter’s Day eighty people came to Matlaske Barbecue in the Rectory garden – yes; we raised just over £500 for church funds. But, equally important, it was a real community event. Jo and I would like to thank all those who helped. It was wonderful to see so many people enjoying themselves.
The annual Petertide Evensong at North Barningham was lovely. A special ‘thank you’ to the Benefice Choir who excelled themselves.
The Big Fête at Plumstead was a great success – but it really was hot – so much so that a certain cleric’s chocolate cake melted as he ate it! Thanks to Mary Lintott and her team.
Still to come are Matlaske Fête on 27 July and Hempstead Fête on 4 August. Let’s hope for a bumper turn out at both events. How fortunate we are that the church and the wider community work so well together.
God bless you all
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and even better, given a glass of sherry which we supped on the balcony overlooking the tower itself. It was absolutely magical. Almost silent in the middle of the City of London. We would have been entirely on our own but for the two rather suspicious-looking ravens.
We then proceeded to the West End where, in those days, you could park you car (even for free!) and a very good shivoo was had in an extremely swish night club called the Blue Angel.
When we returned to the Tower, the guardsman did not have the nerve to delay Miss Brunt. I cannot blame him as she was a lovely girl but a bit bossy. My mother had nick-named her Queen Victoria for very good reasons!
Which left me to find my bed for the night or what was left of it in Esher, down the Portsmouth Road. At 3 o’clock in the morning there was no traffic so I had a lovely drive – all the traffic lights were at green except one. As I slowed a policeman stepped into the road and waved me through. I have a slight inkling that life was a bit more civilised in those days. Bertie
Bertie’s Ramblings
You have had a couple of my ‘How not to’ stories and there do not seem to have been too many complaints - I am always interested in any feedback. So let’s go for another one which happened years ago in, I think, 1966.
This was the year when my cousin William was twenty-one years old. I was invited to his party in London. It just so happened that the girlfriend of a great pal of mine at Oxford was also invited; but not him. It seemed to be civil to say that I would take her. She was studying at London University and, during term time, she had ‘digs’ in the Tower of London – her cousin (or was it uncle) being Governor.
So on the appointed day I set off from Hempstead in my trusty Austin A40 pick-up – a word of advice here: never wash your car before going up to the smoke. I had a lot of fun driving up there, they always give way to a dirty truck! I even once turned right into Oxford Street from the left-hand lane! The plan was to pick up Miss Brunt at 8:15 pm from the Tower. I arrived at about 8:05 pm to be met by a barrier and a very smart guardsman wearing a gorgeous pink overcoat. ‘What are you doing here?’ ‘I have come to pick up Miss Brunt’ I replied. Complete impasse – no barrier raised. Was he mentally retarded, deaf, or what! So I turned on my well-known charm and tried to talk my way in; but still to no avail.
In desperation I reached into my pocket to find my 1260 which anyone who has ever served in the Forces will recognise as the identity card, when our dear guardsman said ‘You can go in now, sir.’ I suppose his orders were Harmer 2015 hrs and not a moment earlier. I drove and found my way to the Governor’s House where I was shown Nell Gwyn’s signature – supposedly carved on the fireplace before she was decapitated –
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we hadthe land. They said ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we opened themwe had the Bible and they had the land.Desmond Tutu***** America is the only country where a significant proportion of thepopulation believes that professional wrestling is real but the moonlanding was faked. David Letterman**** I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I’m a billionaire. Howard Hughes***** Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ‘em right and you can walk all overthem for thirty years.~ Betsy Salkind***** The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test thestrength of the lifeboats.~ Jean Kerr***** I’ve been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would takeout the garbage.~ Zsa Zsa Gabor**** You know you’re a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t.~ Jeff Foxworthy***** When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a newwife.~ Prince Philip***** A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.~ Emo Philips.***** Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.~ Harrison Ford***** The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.~ Spike Milligan***** Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.~ Robin Hall***** Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.~ Jean Rostand.***** Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars butI’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.***** We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are herefor, I have no idea.~ WH Auden***** In hotel rooms I worry. I can’t be the only guy who sits on the furniturenaked.~ Jonathan Katz***** If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all theimpersonators would be dead.~ Johnny Carson***** I don’t believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we’re very skeptical.~ Arthur C Clarke***** Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a manwearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.~ Steve Martin***** Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.~ Jimmy Durante***** As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - everypart of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.~ John Glenn**** If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on theirfeet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat?~ Steven Wright***** America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.~ Doug Hamwell***** The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.~ George Roberts***** If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to theairport~ Jonathan Winters*****
Continued next month
How not to get into the Tower of London
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Home LoverIt was dull in MayWhen I went astrayAnd visited friends down Devonshire way.I didn’t careFor so far from YareAnd only politeness held me there! But I went to CleyIn early JulyWhen wild rose blushed and the tides were high.The blackbird pipedIn the inland dellsBy Walsingham, Warham and Wighton and Wells. It rained in JuneWhen I went to Troon(They said it was something to do with the moon).The chilly sceneWas all grey and green,My only comfort to say I’d been! So I went to CleyIn early JulyWhen cattle by the Glaven ’mid meadowsweet lieAnd scent of elderIs weaving spellsRound Sheringham, Salthouse and Stiffkey and Wells. I’ll always rememberNorth Wales in SeptemberWith sepia peaks in cloud-topped splendour.I looked with aweupon all I sawAnd my heart fled back to a marsh-fringed shore! So give me CleyIn early JulyWhen mallow in Morston is banked waist high.And oh! for the taleThe wild tern tellsBy Brancaster, Burham and Blakeney and Wells! Joan Watson-Cook
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When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we hadthe land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened themwe had the Bible and they had the land.Desmond Tutu***** America is the only country where a significant proportion of thepopulation believes that professional wrestling is real but the moonlanding was faked. David Letterman**** I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire. Howard Hughes***** Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all overthem for thirty years.~ Betsy Salkind***** The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test thestrength of the lifeboats.~ Jean Kerr***** I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would takeout the garbage.~ Zsa Zsa Gabor**** You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.~ Jeff Foxworthy***** When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a newwife.~ Prince Philip***** A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.~ Emo Philips.***** Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.~ Harrison Ford***** The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.~ Spike Milligan***** Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.~ Robin Hall***** Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.~ Jean Rostand.***** Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars butI'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.***** We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are herefor, I have no idea.~ WH Auden***** In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniturenaked.~ Jonathan Katz***** If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all theimpersonators would be dead.~ Johnny Carson***** I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.~ Arthur C Clarke***** Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a manwearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.~ Steve Martin***** Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.~ Jimmy Durante***** As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - everypart of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.~ John Glenn**** If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on theirfeet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat?~ Steven Wright***** America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.~ Doug Hamwell***** The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.~ George Roberts***** If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to theairport~ Jonathan Winters*****
PuzzlesCounter Moves What is the minimum number of moves to swap the black and white counters so that they will appear like this: • The black may only move to the right and
the white to the left, one counter at a time.
• Moves are made by moving to an adjacent square, or by jumping over a single counter of the opposite colour to a vacant square beyond.
To illustrate: suppose we begin with a black moving from 3 to 4, then for the second move a black could move from 2 to 3, or a white from 5 to 3.
What would the answer be if we started with four of each colour, or five, or 10? In every case there must be just one vacant square in the middle to start with.
Answer to last month’s puzzleMagic three-digit numbersThere are six answers altogether:
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29 Aug Thu @ 10 am Baconsthorpe Textile Group Contact: 577263
Special Events27 Jul Sat @ 2:30 pm Matlaske Fête See July issue for further details2 Aug Fri @ 2 pm Hempstead Fête Set-up
All hands to the pumps (well: tents, tables and chairs, actually). We need to take things from the Village Hall to the Playing Field ready for Sunday’s Fête. If you can be there then please be there. Lots of people needed to erect gazebos, etc.
4 Aug Sun @ 2 pm Hempstead FêteOn the playing field with lots of attractions including Books, Bric-a-Brac, Cakes, Children’s Fancy-Dress Competition, Fun Dog Show, Plants and Produce, Raffle, Side-Shows, Teas, Tombola. A traditional Village Fête, not to be missed, together with an exhibition, ‘Celebration of Flowers’ in the Church – Help always needed to bake cakes, donate books, bric-a-brac, plants and produce, man stalls and side-shows and car-parking – see Hempstead Panel in news section
10 Aug Sat @ 1:30 pm Baconsthorpe 50/50 AuctionThe hall will be open from 12 noon for viewing and the sale starts at 1:30 pm. If you have any Lots, you can bring them to the Hall on Friday the 9th August between noon and 4 pm (no Lots accepted after 4 pm). We ask that they are all clean. If they don’t sell you must collect them and take them back. There will be refreshments on sale on the day. For any more information ring John on 711320
17 Aug Sat @ 7 pm Baconsthorpe DanceUntil 9 pm – Admission is £3.50 to include light refreshments. There will be a raffle – All types of dances from Ballroom to Pop – Pay at the door.
22 Aug Thu @ 9 am Plumstead Police Surgery Bus shelter until 10 am22 Aug Thu @ 10 am Hempstead Police Surgery Bus shelter until 11 am28 Aug Wed @ noon Baconsthorpe Police Surgery
Until 1 pm outside village hall.
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28 Aug Wed @ 1 pm Matlaske Police SurgeryUntil 2 pm outside St Peter’s Church.
29 Aug Thu @ 7 pm Hempstead Play Reading GroupEveryone is welcome from 7 pm for refreshments – reading starts at 7:30 pm. We will be reading Last Tango in Whitby by Mike Harding – Cost £1. Contact Su Summers 710702 [email protected]
Further Ahead12 Sep Thu @ 7:30 pm Baconsthorpe VH Meeting In the Village Hall13 Sep Fri @ 7 pm Baconsthorpe Jumble Sale See page 13
14–15 Sep 10 am–5 pm Hempstead Arts ExhibitionCome and view the work of a variety of artists in the Village Hall over the weekend. All items will be for sale. Refreshments. In aid of Hempstead Church – Any artists who would like to exhibit should contact Ann 713656, Su 710702 or Mike 711282 – [email protected] – www.hempsteadarts.co.uk
14 Sep Sat @ 9 am Churches Cycle Ride See page 3 14 Sep Sat @ 1 pm Plumstead Summer Barbecue
Make a date to round off the season at Church Farm House.21 Sep Sat @ 9 am Plumstead Police Surgery Bus shelter until 10 am21 Sep Sat @ 10 am Hempstead Police Surgery Bus shelter until 11 am21 Sep Sat @ 7 pm Matlaske Fun Quiz Evening – Staying Alive?
The Old Stables, Barningham Hall – Your starter for 10. Quiz entry and jacket potatoes with various fillings for £5 and one free drink. There will be a raffle. Teams of four persons but please still come on your own because others will be looking to join a team – Raising funds for village defibrillator that will cover Matlaske, North Barningham, Plumstead and the local vicinity in general. See also Matlaske News.
Further Afield
18 Aug Sun @ 10 am Wells Harbour DayWells Harbour Commissioners celebrate their 350 year anniversary – The fun-packed day will include live bands and entertainment – The Thames Barge Cambria will arrive in Wells for the day, built in 1906, she is famed as the last British-registered vessel to carry a commercial cargo under sail alone (until 1970) and as such forms a unique part of our industrial and maritime heritage. She also came to Wells when operational so we welcome her back to the Port – As well as the Cambria, the sailing barge Juno will return for a visit. Built at Charlie Ward’s boatyard in March 2000, her design was inspired by the Thames Barges that used to trade in and out of Wells Harbour – The day has something for everyone, so please come along and join in our celebrations.
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Baconsthorpe NewsEvents in Baconsthorpe
2 Aug 10:30 am Coffee & Gossip10 Aug 1:30 pm 50/50 Auction17 Aug 7 pm Dance28 Aug noon Police Surgery29 Aug 10 am Textile Group
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Gordon LambertA service to celebrate the life of a true Baconsthorpe ‘boy’, Gordon Lambert, was held at St Mary’s Church on July 16th. Gordon was born in Dales Yard and began his working life on farms in the area. He was also a deep-sea diver and it was whilst diving off Cromer, that he met and later married, Lilian. After joining the Coldstream Guards, he travelled extensively and those years were still spoken of with great pride by Gordon. He and Lilian ran several successful businesses in the area.
Sadly, as time progressed, he became more and more restricted by ill health, but still remained the larger than life character he always was.
Two weeks before his death and although very poorly by this time, Gordon was able to celebrate his 80th birthday with his family and a few close friends. We send our condolences to Lilian, Ian, Joanne and Julie and their families. Ro
Village Hall NewsThe Quiz was a very successful event with over 40 people enjoying an evening of fun Quizzing and a Jacket-potato supper. £150 was made towards the upkeep of your Village Hall.
Don’t forget the 50/50 Auction on Saturday 10th August (see centre pages).
We did have a couple of new people attend our AGM with offers of help so for the time being we will continue to do some fund raising events so that we leave money available for the repairs and fuel, etc, for the future.
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This committee will continue to look after your Village Hall to the best of their abilities so that it is up-to-date and clean for whoever chooses to hire it. Larger fund-raising events will have to be scaled down after Christmas but you will be notified of our events in the newsletter, posters and papers so you can come and support us.
Our next meeting is on Thursday 12th September at 7:30 pm. With a Jumble Sale on the 13th September at 7 pm. Any jumble can be left at the village hall at any time. JC
Moving HomeWe send our best wishes to George Grimwood who recently moved from his bungalow in The Pyghtle to Lloyd Court, High Kelling. We hope he will be very happy in his new surroundings. George often reminded me, with his usual sense of humour, that I had never ‘officially’ welcomed him and his late wife Marion, to the village. My apologies George, I hope this goes some way towards making amends. Ro
Dot SmithThe funeral service for Dot Smith was held at St Mary’s Church, Baconsthorpe on July 8th. Dot and her husband Jimmy had lived in the village for fifty years before moving to Cromer ten years ago. Having lost her sight and mobility in recent years, Dot was wonderfully cared for by Jimmy, until she had to move in to Benjamin Court in Cromer, where Jimmy faithfully visited her every day. They recently celebrated their Diamond Wedding Anniversary. A day thoroughly enjoyed in the company of their family. We send our condolences to Carolyn, Martin, Paul and their families. Ro
Baconsthorpe 200 ClubThis month’s winners: £25 Jane Warner; £10 John Perry-Warnes; £5 John Cooper and Russel Harrod.
We are short of members by 12 people. If you would like to join or need more details ring Daphne on 577345. JRC
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Leo Graves. Also present were Nick Thompson, Trustee of the Churches Conservation Trust, together with his wife and many members of the Palgrave Society who had come from far and wide to be present on this great occasion.
Much spit and polish had been expended on the interior of the church. Amelia Courtauld and Mary Pallister’s spring flowers in posies and bouquets filled the space with the promise of summer since fulfilled. The altar was decked with the magnificent red and gold cloth specially donated for the purpose by the late Lady Harrod.
The service was conducted by the Rev Michael Cartwright, our rector, who also directed the choir. Under his guidance there was some very fine singing which added to the glory of the occasion. Our visiting speaker, Canon the Rev Father Howard Stoker, spoke at length about the many qualities of our patron saint and the congregation sang the hymns with unusual gusto.
At the end of the service Catharine Graves, daughter of Mr and Mrs Palgrave, produced a magnificent commemorative cake which she had baked for the occasion. This was sliced up and enjoyed by the congregation.
Jean WilliamsWe send sincere condolences to Michael Williams, on the sudden loss of his wife Jean. Our thoughts are also with the rest of the family at this sad time. Ro
Barningham NewsCelebrating Fortieth Anniversary at North BarninghamOn June 30th we at St Peter’s, North Barningham gathered together to give thanks to the Churches Conservation Trust for committing themselves to take on responsibility for our church after it fell into disuse. We also celebrated not only forty year’s devotion to the church on the part of Derek and Pamela Palgrave, but also the fact that it was they who took the initiative to do something about a building which they loved but which was rapidly falling into disrepair.
About sixty of us gathered together for evensong that day, which is very good going indeed when you take into account that it was practically the first weekend of the year on which it was warm and sunny enough to make being out-of-doors a welcome counter-attraction. Among those who attended the service were Derek and Pamela Palgrave, their son Christopher, their daughter Catharine and a grandson,
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Hempstead NewsEvents in Hempstead
2 Aug 2 pm Fête Set-up4 Aug 2 pm Fête
22 Aug 10 am Police Surgery29 Aug 7 pm Play Reading Group
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Back from the deadLast week was a traumatic time at Orchid Cottage. On consecutive nights my three chickens (Grace, Marigold and Shirley) disappeared; last to go was Shirley an aged six-year-old but champion egg-laying White Sussex. All that was left was a sad trail of feathers leading away in a northerly direction and reports from Lis next door of mayhem in the night. The guilty party is assumed to be a local vixen feeding cubs.
To my surprise the following day a very welcome message from Dave to say that there was a white hen roosting in his rose bush. It was indeed Shirley; looking well but missing tail and wing feathers. Suffice to say, she now roosts indoors. MT
Hempstead 200 Club£25 A Sewell; £10 D Spalton; £5 I Hicks, R Matthews and Y Gibson.
Get Well SoonBetty Hart and Adrian Sewell.
ThanksTo Yvette Gibson for undertaking the cleaning and preserving of the benches in The Street. Walkers and other tired citizens will be able to rest a while longer.
Matlaske NewsEvents in Matlaske
27 Jul 2:30 pm Fête28 Aug 1 pm Police Surgery
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Walter CallabyDeepest sympathy to Mary Callaby and her family on the death of her husband Walter on 16th June 2013.
On 5th July 2013 320 people attended a Service of Thanksgiving for the Life of Walter Callaby at St Mary’s Baconsthorpe. Walter was born in Bessingham on 3rd August 1923. When he was 11 his Father took over the tenancy of Gap Farm so the family moved to Matlaske. In 1948 he married Mary Smith, who lived in
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Again this year, the Fête proceeds go to support both Hempstead Church and the Village Hall.
As always, the Fête needs as many books and items of bric-a-brac as our generous donors can let us have.Books Village Hall *Bric-a-Brac Village Hall *Cakes, etc On the dayPlants & Produce Morning of the dayTombola Prizes Liz Buxton 714082
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Baconsthorpe and worked in the Matlaske shop. They lived in March House in the Street. When he was 25 he took over the tenancy of Gap Farm which he held until he was 75. Walter and Mary retired to High Kelling.
The service reflected the many facets of a Life’s Work well done.
CongratulationsTo Mary Callaby who on 21 July 2013 celebrated her 90th birthday.
Our Thoughts and PrayersAre with David Wooff who is in hospital.
Thank youA very sincere ‘thank you’ to everyone who has supported David and ourselves through prayer, cards, ’phone calls and practical help during the last six weeks while he has been in the N & N hospital. He is making a slow recovery and hoping to return home very soon. Pauline & Ingrid Wooff
Many thanks toDonny and Derek for improving the appearance of the noticeboard.
Also to Michael, Jo and their excellent band of helpers who served a very tasty BBQ in the Rectory garden at Petertide. 80 people from the Benefice enjoyed this opportunity to socialise and raise funds.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooledMark Twain
’Drome MemoriesLast month’s cover story reminds me of the ’drome being bombed. I guess it would be in about 1943. We were living at Brownwood in Hempstead at the time and I clearly remember that the farm house seemed to move up the field and back again when the bombs fell in the middle of the night. Also, we were told by someone stationed there at the time that King George VI had visited. That would have been 1943 or 1944. Diana
FundraisingStaying Alive? Marion and Jim Shepherd are raising funds for a defibrillator. This will cover Matlaske, North Barningham, Plumstead and the local vicinity, within a short drive. Jim has been trained by the British Heart Foundation as a Heartstart course instructor and needs other volunteers to be prepared for ‘call out’. Please contact Jim on 577521. Once funds are raised, there will be an informal meeting to show all, including ‘non-volunteers’, interested in how defibrillators work and other useful tips on CPR, etc. Location, access and practical applications can then be organised. Thanks to Thomas and Amelia Courtauld for their generous support with our Quiz event venue (see further-ahead section for details) and to other sponsors for their contributions.
Plumstead NewsEvent in Plumstead22 Aug 9 am Police Surgery
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Kathy LawrenceBorn at Barningham 84 years ago, Kathy lived in Plumstead for over sixty years. She worked for Mr and Mrs Lawton at Plumstead House, and then at Plumstead Hall Farm. Following retirement, she helped Bert look after their garden which was the envy of many with lots of summer colour.
Kathy leaves her son Ian and four granddaughters. Her only surviving sister, Rose, lives in Yorkshire. Eileen Gibbons
Frank KerrellOriginally from Croydon in Surrey, Dad moved to Plumstead with my Mum from Hertfordshire in March 1999. He was shortly afterwards diagnosed as having Parkinsons Disease but bravely fought against its affects.
Dad became Clerk to the Parish Council in April 2001. P Lawton, chairman the Parish Council, reported in May 2004 in Plumstead Parish Council Minute Book: ‘The new Council also faced another change in that Frank Kerrell retired his voluntary role of Clerk to the Parish Council. Frank did an excellent job as Clerk and was often to be seen pounding the streets of Plumstead delivering documents to Parish Councillors and, particularly, harrying your Chairman into action. On behalf of the Parish Council, I would like to thank Frank for his time and service to the community.’
In May 2007 Dad became a member of the Parish Council. Dad resigned at the meeting held on 8th July 2010 with the following mention in the minutes: ‘The resignation of Frank Kerrell from the Parish Council was received, with much appreciation for many years of service as Clerk and Councillor.’
He moved from Ashley two years ago to live in an assisted-living flat in North
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Walsham, near my sister. More recently he had suffered from ill health, mostly minor strokes. He spent about four months in the North Walsham Cottage Hospital and later transferred to Hickling House in early June. He was taken ill suddenly on 3rd July 2013 and died peacefully later that morning at James Paget Hospital. Mary Keasley
Plumstead Big FêteI know... I’m always going on about how amazing our events are – but hey, you have to tell it like it is! And – Plumstead Big Fête was an amazing success – well and truly demolishing the previously elusive £1000 barrier for Church Funds. Just to put you absentees in the picture – and what a picture it was!... Mat, Ruth and Benjy, in a tangle of trimmings, managed to dress the street in its best party frock for the day – and Church Farm House garden was a work of art fit for the proverbial Summer Show.
Awards for the occasion went as follows... As ever, the blot on the landscape was, of course, the Bric-a-brac stall which, as usual, won the Turner Prize for its customary eccentricity. The glamorous array of guest stalls were an Oscar-worthy display of colour and sparkle. The RHS award went jointly to the Lintott’s garden and the excellent home-grown plant stall. Gold, Silver and Bronze medals were well deserved by the Games Makers in the top garden. The Book stall won the Booker Prize for avoiding melting in the sun and becoming Pulp Fiction. And the winner of the Great British Bake Off was the Walled Garden which had all its Tea patrons nicely browned and with a delicious filling from the scrumptious selection on offer. The Happy Shopper award went to the Bottle stall for its abundance of satisfied customers. And finally... A bowl of gruel to John Lintott on Donations for being the boy who dared to ask for more... The lime green flippers from the bric-a-brac to Fred to ensure that his feet are big enough to trip up absolutely everybody to buy a raffle ticket... and a Lego
Answers: 15, 24, 35. To continue the sequence, next add on 13, then 15, then 17 etc. Eventually you would find that 120 moves are required if there were 10 of each colour.
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Plumstead Events Group would, seriously, like to thank all who donated, helped, encouraged, supported and, most of all, who came on the day to make it all worth while. Thank you! Doreen Lang
The Ballad of Plumstead PondAn epic poem cataloguing the glorious resurrection of Plumstead Pond is available (tinyurl.com/m5rs4qw). However, the time has come for an additional verse... entitled The Labyrinth
The millennium now in its 13th year,lucky for some; not the Pond I fear.
Prized awards now out of sight,far away from the Pond and its plight.
The pathways though clearare tunnels of fear!
Stinging and scratching,piercing and snatching.
The Minotaur that lies withinis nettle and briar, tearing the skin!
So navigate a mid-path courseor dress to do battlewith thistle and gorse! Anon
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