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Tony: Oh, they're nothing, Aling Atang.
Mrs. M: Oh, and Tony
Tony: Yes Aling Atang?
Mrs. M: You mustn't call me "Aling Atang"
Tony: Umm why not?
Mrs. M: Kikay says that it's more civilized to call me Mrs. Mendoza.
Tony: Yes Aling- I mean, Yes, Mrs. Mendoza..
Mrs. M: Wait a minute and I'll call Kikay.
Tony: Okay.
Mrs. M: Oh! Tony, one more thing.
Tony: Yes, Aling- I mean, Mrs. Mendoza?
Mrs. M: You must not call her Kikay.
Tony: Then what shall I call her?
Mrs. M: You must call her Francesca.
Tony: Francisca?
Mrs. M: Not Francisca, Fran-CES-ca
Tony: But why Francesca?
Mrs. M: Because in New York, she says that's the way they call her. So be sure to call herFrancesca and not Kikay.
Tony: Yes, Mrs. Mendoza.
Mrs. M: Now, wait right here while I call Francesca.
*doorbell rings*
Mrs. M: AIE DIOSMIO!!!
Tony: Never mind Mrs. Mendoza, I'll answer it.
Mrs. M: Just tell them to wait, Tony.
Scene 2:
Totoy: Tony!
Tony: Totoy!
Totoy: You old son of your father!
Tony: You big carabao!
Totoy: Mayroon ba tayo dyan?
Tony: You ask me that and you look like a walking goldmine! How many depots have you beenlooting, huh?
Totoy: Hey, hey!!! A little more slowly there. It's you the police are looking for.
Tony: Impossible! I'm a reformed character! Come in Totoy. *lets Totoy in*
Tony: Good to see you old pal. Here, have a smoke.
*hands Totoy a cigarette*
Totoy: I thought you were in the province, partner.
Tony: I am Or, well, was. And will be again. I just came to say hello to Kikay.
Totoy: Tony, I've been hearing the craziest things about that girl.
Tony: So have I.
Totoy: People say she's gone nuts.
Tony: No, she has only gone to New York.
Totoy: What was she doing there, anyway?
Tony: Oh, studying.
Totoy: Studying? Studying what?
Tony: Hair culture and Beauty Science. She got a diploma.
Totoy: Imagine that! Our dear old Kikay, getting a diploma in cosmetics
Tony: Pardon me, she's not Kikay anymore,.. She's Fran-CES-ca now
Totoy: Fran-CES-ca???
Tony: Our dear Kikay is now an American. Or is, at least, forcing us to believe she is one.
Totoy: Tch! Don't make me laugh! I knew that girl when she was still selling rice cakes on thesidewalks.
(Stands up and imitates Kikay selling puto) Puto kayo dyan!! Bili na kayo ng puto, mga suki!!!
*Tony laughs*
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