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EVERYTHINGEVERYTHINGFOR CAMPINGFOR CAMPINGYOU NEED TO KNOWYOU NEED TO KNOW
PRESENTED BY WWW.CAMPTRIP.COMYOUR GUIDE TO CAMPING AND THE OUTDOORS
TAKETHISADVICE.
FIND OR CREATE
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I HAVE TROUBLE PUTTING UP A TENT IN GENERAL.I WOULD HATE TO DO IT AT NIGHT.
BEFORE DARKSHELTER
PICK A SLEEPING BAGFOR ANY TYPEOF WEATHER CONDITION
WHETHER THE WEATHER IS HOT OR COLD, CLIMATE CAN CHANGE.
PACK ONLY WHAT YOU
NEEDWE LOVE OUR SMARTPHONES, BUT IN REALITY THERE STILL ISN’T AN APP
THAT CAN FEED YOU. STICK TO THE GOOD STUFF LIKE FOOD, WATER, AND SUPPLIES.
DON’T LEAVE A TRACE
PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF
WE LOVE NATURE, AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL; KEEP IT THAT WAY.
WE KNOW THAT YOUR HIGH HEELS AND BLACK DRESS LOOK GREAT ON YOU, BUT STICK TO AN OUTFIT THAT
WILL ACCOMMODATE YOUR SURROUNDINGS.
AVOIDPESTSBUGS, WILD ANIMALS, AND POISONOUS PLANTS ARE
UNFORTUNATELY PART OF NATURE.
DON’T GETLOST
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL, OF COURSE YOU WANT TO SEE IT, BUT MAKE SURE TO STICK TO POINTS YOU KNOW. THAT TREE LOOKS
FAMILIAR, I THINK?
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PRACTICEGOODHYGIENE
JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE IN THE WILD DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE A WILD BEAST.
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TAKEPRECAUTIONSWHEN CAMPING WITH KIDS
UNLESS YOUR SON HAPPENS TO BE TARZAN, WHICH WOULD BE AWESOME, KEEP AN EYE ON
THE LITTLE ONES.
CONTROLYOUR FIRE
A CAVEMAN WOULD SAY, “FIRE BAD!”, WHICH IS TRUE, IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO TAME IT.
CANNOTITEMS YOU
FORGET
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&
THE CAVEMAN FOUND A WAY TO MAKE FIRE BY HAND, BUT THEY ALSO NEVER WORE UNDERWEAR. APPRECIATE THE
ADVANCES WE HAVE IN THE WORLD, AND USE THEM.
CAMPINGCHAIR
YOU MAY GET LUCKY AND FIND A BOLDER SHAPED LIKE A NICE RECLINING CHAIR, GRANTED THAT MOST
LIKELY WON'T HAPPEN; BRING YOUR OWN.
YOUR FRIENDS WILL LAUGH AT YOU FOR WEARING IT, BUT WHEN THEY FALL INTO A HOLE FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE, YOU CAN SHINE YOUR HEAD LAMP AT
THEM AND LAUGH.
HEADLAMP
THIS BAD BOY CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING, EXCEPT BLOW-DRY YOUR HAIR. IT IS A SMART TOOL TO BRING
WITH YOU.
SWISSARMYKNIFE
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UNLESS YOU’RE GOING FOR A NICE RED LOBSTER LOOK, BRING SOME SUNBLOCK WITH YOU.
SUNBLOCK
HANDSANITIZERUNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A PORTABLE SINK,
YOU MAY WANT TO BRING A BOTTLE OF THIS TO KEEP THE GERMS AWAY.
TOILETPAPER
EVERYBODY GOES, AND IN THE WOODS IT WOULD FEEL A LOT BETTER USING THIS RATHER THAN A
ROCK.
FOODAS HUMANS WE EAT. WE LOVE FOOD, AND WE
SURVIVE BECAUSE OF IT.
MAYBE YOU HAVE A TASTE FOR RIVER OR PUDDLE WATER, BUT I SUGGEST YOU BRING ALONG YOUR
OWN FRESH WATER TO THE CAMPSITE.
YOU DON’T WANT TO SPEND A CAMPING TRIP SOAKED, OR SMELLY. ON TOP OF THAT, THE PEOPLE YOU ARE CAMPING WITH DON’T WANT THAT EITHER.
CLEANDRYCLOTHES & SOCKS
THIS IS A SMART PRODUCT TO BRING IF YOU WANT A GOOD NIGHTS REST WHILE CAMPING; IT WILL BE A
LOT MORE COMFORTABLE THAN SLEEPING IN A BUSH.
CAMPINGMATTRESS
GPS SYSTEMS HELP US GET AROUND IN CARS, BUT THEY WON’T HELP YOU GET FROM POINT A TO B IN
THE WOODS. TURN LEFT AT TREE.
COMPASSN
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NO ONE WANTS TO GET HURT WHILE CAMPING, BUT THINGS HAPPEN. SO BE
PREPARED. YOUR MOMMY MIGHT NOT BE THERE TO KISS YOUR BOO-BOOS.
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CHECK OUT WWW.CAMPTRIP.COMFOR MORE CAMPING & OUTDOORS INFORMATION
MORE THAN
DAY & RESIDENTCAMPS EXIST IN THE UNITED STATES ALONE
12,000
EVERY YEAR MORE THAN
IMAGINE IF THEY ALL WENT CAMPING AT THE SAME TIMETHAT WOULD BE ONE BIG TENT!
CHILDREN & ADULTS11,000,000GO CAMPING
CAMPSITES8,000NONPROFIT GROUPS OPERATE ABOUT
NOW THAT’S HOW CAMPING SHOULD BE, FREE
CAMPS EMPLOY MORE THAN
MAYBE SOME POLITICIANSSHOULD TAKE A CAMPING TRIP
IN OTHER WORDS, MAYBE CAMPING CAN BOOST OUR ECONOMY
ADULTS TO WORK AS COUNSELORS1,200,000
OUT OF 12,000 CAMPS IN THE U.S.ROUGHLY 7,000 ARE RESIDENT CAMPSAND 5,000 ARE DAY CAMPS.ADD THOSE NUMBERS UP AND YOU HAVE SOME
HAPPYCAMPERSLITERALLY!
100%OF PEOPLE WHO GO CAMPING DO IT
HOPEFULLY YOU KNEW THAT, THAT ONE WAS A TEST
OUTSIDE
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STORIESFRIGHTENOR ENTERTAIN
YOU CAN TELL AROUND THE CAMP FIRE
WAYLANDWOODNORFOLK, ENGLAND
LEGEND HAS IT THAT THERE IS A
MEAN & WICKEDUNCLE LIVING IN GRISTON HALL
LOCATED IN WAYLAND WOOD
THIS WICKEDMURDERUNCLE WAS SAID TO HAVE PAID MEN TO
HIS ORPHANED NEPHEW AND NIECETO GET THEIR INHERITANCE
TODAY WAYLAND WOOD IS POPULAR FOR CAMPERS
BUT THERE ARE OFTEN REPORTSOF THE SOUND OF CHILDREN
PLAYINGCRYING& SCREAMING
BOO!
DID YOU JUMP?IT’S A GREAT STORYTO TELL AROUND THE CAMP FIRE
WHETHER YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THE LEGEND OR NOT
WHILE ON THEAPPALACHIAN TRAIL ...
FOUR FRIENDSWERE SETTING UP CAMP FOR THE NIGHTAS THEY HAD BEEN WALKING
ALL DAY
EXHAUSTEDCLOTHESWATER& FOOD
THEY DECIDED TO LEAVE OUT ALL OF THEIR BAGS WITH
ALMOSTIMMEDIATELY
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
THEY ALL BEGAN TO FALL ASLEEP
WHILE ASLEEP ONE MAN WAS
BY WHAT SEEMED TO BE AWOKENLOUD SNORE
HE SCREAMED
KEEP IT DOWN, I’M TRYING TO
SLEEP!
TO HIS FRIENDS
HEY
STILLHEARING THE NOISEHE JUMPEDFROM HIS BED AND UNZIPPED HIS TENT
HE SCREAMED AGAIN
GUYSDOWN?CAN YOU KEEP IT
ONLY TO FIND IT HAD BEEN A
EACH ONE OF THEIR BAGS
MAKING THE NOISE
GOING THROUGH
BEAR
SOAS WE CAN SEE, THERE ARE THE
INS & OUTSOF CAMPING
REMEMBERSTAY DRYSTAY SAFESTAY UNEATENBUT MOST IMPORTANTLYENJOY YOURSELF
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