6 ways to play like Jordan “Wolfie” Belfort in Paris 11/01/2014 BY TEN DAYS IN PARIS Spending your 20’s at La Defense was not exactly the plan, but after watching Scorcese’s latest, you decided in the end not to quit your stockbroker job to start a high school rock n’ roll band and hit the road to California on Route 66. Even if you’re unfazed by standing 12 hours in front of 3 screens, you’ve given finance a second chance for a new life project: becoming a druggie/sex addict/banker wanker. Well we’re here to help you! Here’s what you should do (or pretend to do) to keep that 80’s Wall Street dream alive… 1. Dressing sharp Where: Fly straight to Napoli for a Rubinacci suit What: Custom made suits… doing coke. When: As much as your closet can hold. http://www.marianorubinacci.net/shop/index.php See also: If you’re too lazy to take the plane, try Brioni or Dandys. Menu ▾
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6 ways to play like Jordan “Wolfie” Belfort in Paris11/01/2014 BY TEN DAYS IN PARIS
Spending your 20’s at La Defense was not exactly the plan, but after watchingScorcese’s latest, you decided in the end not to quit your stockbroker job to start ahigh school rock n’ roll band and hit the road to California on Route 66. Even ifyou’re unfazed by standing 12 hours in front of 3 screens, you’ve given finance asecond chance for a new life project: becoming a druggie/sex addict/banker wanker.
Well we’re here to help you! Here’s what you should do (or pretend to do) to keepthat 80’s Wall Street dream alive…
1. Dressing sharpWhere: Fly straight to Napoli for a Rubinacci suitWhat: Custom made suits… doing coke.When: As much as your closet can hold.http://www.marianorubinacci.net/shop/index.phpSee also: If you’re too lazy to take the plane, try Brioni or Dandys.
2. Playing squashWhere: Cercle Interallié, 33 rue du Faubourg Saint HonoréWhat: Letting your colleagues convince you to play squash like Michael Douglas at aprivate co-opted bullshit gentleman’s club.When: Noon, beats the sushi break at your desk.See also: Jeu de Paume, Paris Country Club, Squash Montmartre, Cercle
3. Wining and dining…Where: Steaking, 3 rue Sabot 75006 Paris (brand spanking new)What: Big juicy Wagyu steaks (thanks to Fukushima, no more Kobe) or a gigantic AngusTomahawk steak, Japanese whiskey… doing coke.When: Pre-party dinner, chain drinking whiskey, smoking cigars in the fumoir.http://steaking.fr/See also: L’Avenue
4. Getting some booty at your local strip clubWhere: Secret Square, 27 Avenue des Ternes, 75017What: Take a bottle of Champagne and motorboat an Asian stripper between a TVfootball consultant and an ad agency boss… doing coke.When: As much as possible… (dinner, business lunch, brunch, after a shag, for yourdaughter’s birthday…)See also: Theatre Chochotte, The Penthouse Club, Club 41 (Denise left the house)
5. Going HAM, “Hard as a Motherfucker”Where: 79 Club, 22 Rue Quentin-Bauchart, 75008What: Models, hookers, magnums of champagne… doing coke.When: Partying hard, pretending to spend your future yearly bonus, even though we allknow that you’re never going to get it.http://www.79paris.com/See also: Le Raspoutine, Le Matignon
6. Fucking hookersWhere: Le Meurice, 228 Rue de Rivoli, 75001What: Exercise your bondage talents that you can’t practice at home… doing coke.When: Between the moment you got wasted and the moment you go back to see yourgirlfriend or back to your flat by Opera for a quick nap before the stock marketopening,http://www.dorchestercollection.com/fr/paris/hotel-plaza-athenee-parisSee also: Shangri La, Le Prince de Galles, Mandarin Oriental
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