A FEW REASONS HORSES ARE BETTER

THAN MEN

1

If your horse begins to stray, you can

throw a rope around his neck…

2

You can see to it that your horse is well groomed…

Vs.

3

Once you break a horse, he’ll always be obedient…

4

You can lead a horse to water, but a man will insist

on driving and get you hopelessly lost…..

5

You can have horses gelded and they hardly seem

to notice…

6

A horse can understand why you'd want to buy

your shoes in sets of four...

7

Horses are into "stable" relationships...

8

A horse would rather munch his wild oats then sow

them...

9Any man would

have to admit that,

next to a horse, he

feels somehow...

inadequate

10

There are plenty of good horses to go around...