A Grand Tradition
The Campout Beard
The Basics
• It is the one time a year that you get to look however you want and no one can say anything about it without hating fun.
•It’s like Halloween for men. But it happens twice a year.
What Can You Do?
• Well, basically anything. It’s your beard.
A sweet beard helps you get food quicker, because the grillmasters are bound to be impressed by your bold style and strong machismo.
Unfortunately, Moody is missing a ball, so he can’t grow a beard. It’s science.
Beard Facts
• Like PF Fliers, beards are guaranteed to make you run faster and jump higher. The mutton chops are like silky wings.
Beard Facts• A sweet beard gives inhuman accuracy
and precision during beer pong.
Cold and frightened
Pleasantly warm, ready to kick ass
• It can get cold at campout; your cheeks will appreciate the extra warmth.
Beard Facts
• A Civil War era beard will grant you unparalleled open-fire cooking skills.
• Also, you’ll just look positively fantastic.
Beard Facts
• Beards can be enhanced by use of a sweet hat.
• The lack of a beard can be masked by the same.
Beard Facts
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Mustachios are the new Black
• They’re not just for gentlemen.
• For the discerning lady, who still knows how to party, facial hair is way in.
• Sharpies are as good as the real deal.
Should I Grow a sweet Campout Beard?
• Yes. Yes you should.
Everybody’s Doing It
• Don’t hesitate
• Don’t think• Don’t shave
• Bask in the glory
Campout Beards
Sweet.