ACT fIVE

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

I have been around for two nights, but I

haven’t seen what you reported yet.

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

I’m telling you, ever since Macbeth went to

fight, she has sleepwalked and talked

in her sleep.

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

Sleepwalking is a bad sign. What has she

been saying?

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

I’m not about to repeat what she’s been

saying. It’s too messed up to say without you

witnessing it.

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

Here she comes! Watch how she moves

about while asleep.

Lady

MACBETH

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

What’s up with how she’s rubbing

her hands?Lady

MACBETH

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

Yeah, she does that all the time. I saw

her do it once for like fifteen minutes.

Lady

MACBETH

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

Lady

MACBETH

Here’s a spot. Out damned spot! Who would have thought Duncan would have

so much blood?

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

Oh snap, did you hear that?

Lady

MACBETH

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

Lady

MACBETH

Macduff’s wife is dead too. Will I ever get this blood off my hands? And can’t

forget Banquo. Lots of Banquo blood…

To bed, to bed.

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

Lady

MACBETH

Macduff’s wife is dead too. Will I ever get this blood off my hands? And can’t

forget Banquo. Lots of Banquo blood…

To bed, to bed.

ACT fIVESCENE ONE

DOCTOR

GENTLEWOMAN

Well, I can’t help her. She needs a priest more than a doctor. Sounds like a guilty conscience. I sure hope she

doesn’t kill herself or anything…

ACT fIVESCENE two

ROSS

ANGUS

CAITHNESS

MENTEITH

ACT fIVESCENE two

ROSS

ANGUS

CAITHNESS

MENTEITH

The English forces are coming, with

Malcolm, Macduff, Siward, and his son. They’re heading to Macbeth’s castle in

Dunsinane.

ACT fIVESCENE two

ROSS

ANGUS

CAITHNESS

MENTEITH

Let’s meet up with them at Birnam

Woods. Macbeth knows he is

screwed now!

ACT fIVESCENE two

ROSS

ANGUS

CAITHNESS

MENTEITH

Let’s go and swear allegiance to Malcolm.

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

No more reports about the English forces or rebels deserting my forces. They can all do whatever, but I will be fine as long as Birnam Woods don’t

come to my castle! Why should I fear Malcolm? He’s born of a woman, isn’t

he? I ain’t scared of nothing!

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

Why do you look so scared, servant?

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

There are t-t-t-ten th-th-thousand

Geese, idiot?

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

Soldiers, sir.

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

Go man up, you wimp! I’m not scared of the

English soldiers!

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

Seyton! This battler will either make me secure or will somehow dethrone me, but nothing really matters anymore anyway. My life has gone wrong – all those good things that accompany old age are gone and I have no real purpose left in life.

Seyton!

seyton

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

seyton

All the reports are true. The English forces are almost

here.

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

seyton

Well, I’ll armor up and fight them all. Doctor,

how’s my wife?

DOCTOR

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

seyton

DOCTOR

She’s not sick physically, but instead mentally and spiritually. I can’t fix that.

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

seyton

DOCTOR

What about my country? Can you fix that?

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

seyton

DOCTOR

Dude, I’m just a doctor.

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

seyton

DOCTOR

Oh well! I ain’t fraid of nothin!

ACT fIVESCENE three

MAcbeth

seyton

DOCTOR

I’m out of here!

ACT fIVE

ROSS

ANGUS

CAITHNESS

MENTEITHMALCOLM

SCENE four

YOUNG SIWAR

D

SIWARD

ACT fIVE

ROSS

ANGUS

CAITHNESS

MENTEITHMALCOLM

SCENE four

YOUNG SIWAR

D

SIWARD

This is our day, friends! Everyone grab a branch from these Birnam

Woods and carry it in front of you – that way we will camouflage how

many men we have!

ACT fIVE

ROSS

ANGUS

CAITHNESS

MENTEITHMALCOLM

SCENE four

YOUNG SIWAR

D

SIWARD

Okee-dokee, sir!Okee-dokee, sir!Okee-dokee, sir!Okee-dokee, sir!Okee-dokee, sir!Okee-dokee, sir!

ACT fIVE

ROSS

ANGUS

CAITHNESS

MENTEITHMALCOLM

SCENE four

YOUNG SIWAR

D

SIWARD

We’ve learned everyone else is abandoning Macbeth, so this

should be easy, but only battle will determine the outcome.

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

Lock up the castle! Let those attackers die out

there. We don’t need to fight the English and the

Scottish rebels!

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

Aaaah!

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

What was that?

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

The cry of a woman, my lord. I’ll check it out.

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

I have almost forgotten what it is like to be afraid. It used to be a scream like that would freak me

out, but now I’m scared of nothing, thanks to the horrors I

have witnessed.

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

Your wife’s dead.

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

What? She should have died later where I could

properly give her the thoughts and words she

deserves. Sigh.

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

Life just goes on and on, and I long for death.

Life is pointless, full of sound and fury, and it

signifies nothing.

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

What is it, messenger?

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

I don’t know how to tell you this, but Birnam Wood is

heading this way.

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

WHAT?!?! You lie!

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

I promise, sir, but I saw the whole forest heading this

way. It was weird.

ACT fIVESCENE FIVE

MAcbeth

seyton

If you’re lying to me, I will hang you on a tree until you starve. If you’re being truthful, you might as well hang me on that tree. Those witches have tricked me with their prophesies. Screw it! Let’s armor up and fight! Open the castle gates!

I’m sick of life and ready to die, so I will die fighting!

ACT fIVE

ROSS

ANGUS

CAITHNESS

MENTEITHMALCOLM

SCENE six

YOUNG SIWAR

D

SIWARD

Okay, everyone lose your leaves and be ready to fight!

Siward and Young Siward will lead the charge!

ACT fIVE

ROSS

ANGUS

CAITHNESS

MENTEITHMALCOLM

SCENE six

YOUNG SIWAR

D

SIWARD

Let’s attack!

ACT fIVESCENE seven

MAcbeth

I can’t escape, but I can fight. Who is he that’s not born of a

woman? I only have him to fear!

ACT fIVESCENE seven

MAcbeth

YOUNG SIWARD

Who goes there?

ACT fIVESCENE seven

MAcbeth

YOUNG SIWARD

I’m your worst nightmare, punk. I’m

Macbeth!

ACT fIVESCENE seven

MAcbeth

YOUNG SIWARD

That’s the most hated name there

is to me.

ACT fIVESCENE seven

MAcbeth

YOUNG SIWARD

It’s the most fearful name there

is to you, also.

ACT fIVESCENE seven

MAcbeth

YOUNG SIWARD

You’re a liar!

ACT fIVESCENE seven

MAcbeth

YOUNG SIWARD

ACT fIVESCENE seven

YOUNG SIWARD

MAcbeth

You were born of a woman, punk.

ACT fIVESCENE seven

Where are you Macbeth? I only want to kill you. If you

die by someone else’s sword, my family’s ghosts

will still haunt me.

ACT fIVESCENE seven

MALCOLM SIWARD

This battle is going easily. Everyone keeps joining our side. You’re going to be king soon.

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

I’ma kill everyone! I ain’t gonna kill myself!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

Turn, hellhound, turn!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

Macduff – I don’t want to kill you. I have too much of your family’s blood on me already.

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

Shut your word-hole and talk with your sword, you evil, evil,

evil villain of evilness!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

You’re wasting your time! You can’t hurt me because I’m charmed and

no man born of woman can hurt me.

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

Forget your charm, punk. Know that Macduff was untimely ripped from his mother’s womb! I

was a C-section baby!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

Say what! Oh, those words have turned me into a coward! Those damn witches!

I don’t wanna fight you anymore!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

Then throw down your sword so that we can torture you and mock you for being

such a horrible tyrant!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

I will not give up to live that life. Though Birnam Wood came to Dunsinane, and

you’re not of woman born, I will still try to the end. Bring it on, Macduff!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MAcbeth

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MALCOLM SIWARD

We won this battle pretty easily.

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MALCOLM SIWARD

Yeah, but I haven’t seen Macduff or your son in a while.

ROSS

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MALCOLM SIWARDROSS

Hey, Siward, your son’s dead.

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MALCOLM SIWARDROSS

Was he wounded in the front?

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MALCOLM SIWARDROSS

Yeah.

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MALCOLM SIWARDROSS

Well then, he died fighting, like a man. If I had as many sons as I have hairs on my head, I would not wish them to a fairer death. He died like a

hero. And here comes more good news!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MALCOLM SIWARDROSS

Hail Malcolm, King of Scotland! I totally got Macbeth’s head! C’mon

everybody, hail Malcolm!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MALCOLM SIWARDROSS

Hail, King of Scotland!Hail, King of Scotland!Hail, King of Scotland!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MALCOLM SIWARDROSS

Alright! Everyone who was loyal to me gets new titles, and everyone who left Scotland can come on home! Now that Macbeth is killed and Lady Macbeth has killed herself, God will help us to restore order and harmony. Let’s go to Scone

to watch me be crowned!

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

SIWARDROSS

MALCOLM

ACT fIVESCENE EIGHT

MACBETH’S CEMETERY

MACDONWALD

DRUNK GUARDS

DUNCAN

BANQUO

LADY MACDUFF

SON MACDUFFYOUNG SIWARD

LADY MACBETH

MACBETH

MACBETH’S CEMETERY

MACDONWALD

DRUNK GUARDS

DUNCAN

BANQUO

LADY MACDUFF

SON MACDUFFYOUNG SIWARD

LADY MACBETH

MACBETH

SoSonn

LadyLady

MacduffMacduff

YOUNG SIWAR

D

FAR AWAY

How is the play over and I’m not

King?

hell

Lady

MACBETH

MAcbeth

hell

Lady

MACBETH

MAcbeth

THE END