ACT UNOSCENE ONE

[: King Lear’s Palace

mm. I have dibs on Albany. King

doesn’t like Cornwall too

much.I agree.

Is that your son?

I had nothing to do with the breeding

part. I am ashamed to say yes, but he is

mine.

I don’t conceive

you!

Look Kent, his mom was a

whore. She and I had an affair, we hit it off but she had a husband.

See where this is going?

I wouldn’t wish

differently because the result was handsome.

Do you know this man Edmund?

No.

Kent, this is Edmund.

Edmund this is Kent.

Nice to meet you. I hope to get to know you better.

Same here.

I have already divided my land, but I think you guys should tell me how much you love me anyways.

..ok. Ok!Mmhmm.

My oldest daughter, you go first.

GONERIL

I love you more than the world can handle matter. My

love makes language poor and

speech unable. I love you.

Whisper. Whisper.

My second daughter, you next. You better have something good.

Goneril said everything I

wanted to say but she came short. I find

myself happy even if all I can do is love you.

Regan

Now for my favorite, my youngest daughter. Tell daddy how much you love me.

I love you.

Is that all you have to say?

There is nothing left

for me to say but I

love you.

Leave. I disown you!

You should rethink

what you did., Sir.

How dare you insult

my intelligence.

Leave!!

Cordelia gets no land.

Guess I’m outa here. A girl

without land is useless.

I still want her. Cordelia

&France

Fine France, she’s yours.

…meanwhile…

We must do something! You’re right!

So…What are we going to

do?

But, The man is old. He

doesn’t know what he is doing. We shall think

upon this later on.

Alright, but we MUST do something.

Got it! We should stand together and

not take any of his crap.

Stand together.

Hmm. I like it.

ACT ONESCENE DOS

[:[: The Earl of Gloucester’s Castle

Oh nature! Why is it that I am treated

so badly by my father?I hate edgar!

I must have everything he owns! All his

land!

I shall be better! I will be

better!

Why did you put up that

note so quickly?

It’s nothing. It’s a letter from my brother, Edgar.

Give it to me!

That’s not a good idea.

Now Edmund.

Give it here.

If you say so, but I haven’t read it yet. I

apologize if it’s harsh.

*reads letter*Ohhh…

ohhh.OHHH! Does my son Edgar have

a hand to write this! I don’t believe it.

It was not given to me. I found it lying in the closet.

That monster! How dare he. He

is a villian!

I will speak with him.

EVILLLLLLLLLLLL

What brings you

here brother?

Edgar. When was the last time you

spoke to dad?

Two hours ago.

Did you guys leave on

good terms?Yes.

Well, you should go see

him. And when you do,

go armed.

ACT UNOSCENE THREE

[:[:[:Duke of Albany’s Castle

Did my father do the Fool

wrong?

Yes Madam.

That old man keeps screwing up! Look,

if he gives you attitude, don’t take

it from him. You hear!?

He is coming madam, I hear him.

Ok. Don’t forget what I

said. I won’t.

ACT UNOSCENE FOUR

[:[:[:[:Hall in Albany’s Castle

I want some grub.

Yes Sir!

What are you? Ummm..a

man! DUH!

What do you want?

I want to be loyal and to serve you.Ok. Who will

you serve?You.

Ok. You will serve me. Where is my food!!? Fool, go

see about my food! Uhhh. Ok.

You, where is my daughter? Right away,

Sir.

Where is that fool with my

daughter? Go get that fool.

Ok.

He says your daughter is

sick.

Why didn’t that fool

come and tell me?

No idea, Sir.Who am I?

My lady’s father.

Your lady’s father? I’m

appalled. You ignorant

bastard. You dog!

I refused to be call

these names.

Are you rolling your eyes at me?*hits him* Touch me

one more time! Oh no! You

don’t talk to the king like

that! Get out!

Here. Money. Take it.

MmmYEA! Now we talkin’!

Umm. You can have my hat.

For what?

You put him in his place.

I shall tell him a story.

Mark it, Nuncle.Have more than thou showed,Speak less than thou knowest,

Lend less than thou owest,Ride more than goest,

Learn more than thou thowest,Set less than thou throwest,

Leave thy drink and thy whore,And keep in-a-door,

And thou shalt have more,Than two tens to a score.

This is nothing.

Nothing can be made out of nothing.

Look old man, I know your vision is bad, but open your

eyes! Your daughters are

disobeying you!

Look, your knights gotta go. I am tired

of them. Regan nor I plan on

housing those useless knights.

I regret giving you power! Damn you

nature! How could you let me give this

ungrateful children power!

ACT ONESCENE CINCO

[:[:[:[:[:Court in Albany’s Castle

Kent. Take this letter to

Gloucester. I will not

sleep until this letter is

sent!