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    Agent Kids: Trials of Hell

    By Cody Poore

    Part I: Hellbrid Theory

    AKA The Proulouge

    Prolouge I:

    I am Taz, a 17 year old kid. I

    was scarred as a baby by Phill

    Asenti. My scar is on my arm. It

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    is shaped like a sword. We

    moved to California when I was

    10. There, I met my friends

    Alex, Larry, Matt and Kyle F. My

    cousin Kyle lives with us. He was

    born from my old dad. My old

    dad went Missing In Action inIraq. So my mom got married to

    a guy named Ted. So he's

    considered a cousin, but he's

    really my brother. My other

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    cousin Dylan lives with us. At

    night, he screams The train no...

    The screech hurts...No, a bang!

    No... no... WHAT?

    Why? His parents were killed

    when they were walking across

    train tracks and two trains

    collided. So we're all a family.

    We aren't thathappy, but still

    happy enough. Ted goes out

    every day, to work. But he stays

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    23 hours sometimes. He also has

    a lot of buissiness meetings. For

    2 to 3 weeks. Mom gets angry

    when I mention it. I don't even

    know what Ted does. I just know

    he works "Secret Goverment

    Jobs" in the same field.

    Alex is a tan 16 and a half year

    old boy. He's my friend. Kyle F.

    is tan. Also, he starred in the

    movie Treston Trio, a movie

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    about 3 brothers who get into

    misadventures while growing up

    in a New York gang with Al

    Calzone. Kyle F. decided to give

    up acting for a normal life. In

    the Prophecies section in the

    library, there is a book. Thebook is written by Vlad. One

    prophecy is about a boy and his

    friends. They will rid the world

    of evil forever. Then evil will be

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    destroyed.

    No more robberies. No more

    gangs. No more murders. No

    more wars. No more break-ins.

    No more crimes. There will be

    nothing but peace. But if evil

    wins, the world will be corrupted

    and dirty. Everyone will be evil.

    And those villains will rule the

    world. There will be chaos,

    darkness and fire, and all Hell

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    will break lose. And also, the

    boys will die.

    And now, you know some

    backstory. Now, let me get to

    school.

    It happened at school.

    After gym, in the locker

    room. I had just finished

    getting changed, and guys

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    in black suits appeared. "

    Come with us. You need to

    hear some news. Your

    friends and mom, brother,

    and cousin are here." one

    said. They had thick

    sunglasses and deep voices,like velvet. They had shiny,

    black, dressy shoes. "Why

    do thet have swords?" I

    wondered. They drove me

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    to a cave made out of

    metal. A secret door

    opened.

    A black suited knight

    wakes up in the depts of

    Hell. He laughs maniacly. "

    I am risen. I will take over

    the world. 500 years of

    sleep is ended!" he said.

    I stepped into a silver

    room. My friends and

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    family were on chairs. I sat

    down. " Taz." one of the

    agents said. "We are

    Secret Agents. Your dad

    was, too. But Ted was killed

    in a mission today. By

    Doomer. He is the one whogave you your scar. Not

    Phill. But you, Kyle, Dylan

    and your friends are all

    Agent Kids. You will

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    destroy evil. Here's your

    first mission: You need to

    find Doomer and stop him.

    He lives in Florida. You

    have a weapon. It is a

    sword".

    He handed me a sword,

    silver and shiny. " Good

    luck Agent Kids. Your ship

    awaits you after school."

    My friends and I walked

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    out of the building, while

    my mom sobbed about Ted.

    Class was boring. " Guys," I

    whispered during math

    class, " Let's keep our

    identities secret. If we do,

    we won't be attacked."Suddenly, there was a

    whisper in my ear. " You

    just say Agent Up." it said.

    That was Ted talking. I

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    started to feel the ground

    shaking. A black knight

    figure jumped out of the

    ground. " I am here to take

    back the throne. First, I

    will destroy the Agent

    Kids!" he said. He laughedmaniacly.

    We hid in the bathroom

    during lockdown. "Damn" I

    said. The mission would be

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    hard enough, but we had to

    deal with this loser. "Agent

    Up" we all said. When we

    left to fight, we saw it.

    Apparently, this guy

    gathered an army of

    Demons. "Doomer!" hecried, " My master, help

    me. I, the minion, will

    destroy the Agent Kids for

    you! Take over the world

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    now!" The knight charged

    at us. We jumped out of

    the way. He swung his

    sword around and made a

    flame circle. We were

    burned. He came and

    stabbed me. He knockedme into the lockdown room.

    There, I switched back to

    Taz. Everyone gasped.

    Then everything went dark.

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    I woke up in a brightly lit

    room. My head was hurting,

    and people were standing

    by my bed. " Taz, are you

    all right?" a voice asked.

    Then I fell asleep. I was

    unconsious for about a

    week. Then I finally woke

    up.

    "Yes, yes" a voice said. A

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    knight in a black suit was

    standing next to a car. "

    The Year 1500 marks a big

    advancement. A car, it is

    called. You start it up with

    a key, and lower your foot

    on a gas pedal and a brakepedal. You will never have

    to walk again." He boomed

    to anyone who would listen.

    A passing trolleyman

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    stopped. "Boo" he shouted.

    The trollyman threw a

    tomato at the knight. The

    knight grew angry. "I,

    Knight Rider, will have my

    revenge. And I will come

    back to get revenge 502years after I die. Later

    that knight, I mean night,

    he went on a rampage.

    Houses in flames, police

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    shooting arrows, the

    Knight Rider killed

    everyone in town. Except

    one. A cop from out of

    town. He shot the Knight

    Rider's horse. The horse

    fell. The Knight Ridercharged at the cop and hit

    the cop in the chest. The

    cop hit the Knight Rider

    with an arrow. The cop

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    staggered home and said a

    prayer. " Oh, my God, thou

    art the most powerful

    being. May thou smite the

    souls of the damned who

    killed innocent peasants.

    And may thou heal theinnocent and the cops that

    are still alive. Amen." he

    said. Then he laid back and

    was brought a full healing.

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    I woke up in cold sweat, in

    the hospital room. Wait...

    no. It was the room the

    Agents brought us to. We

    left the area. Alex was

    excited. " And also, we get

    cool swords. But I'mscared. They said that

    what happens in a dream

    could really happen to us."

    Alex said. Really? I

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    checked my arms. Sure

    enough, there were burns

    and a stab wound. "How'd

    that happen, Taz?" Kyle

    asked. "It was... a dream."

    I replied. We walked down

    Main Street. Then we werealmost run over. "Watch

    where you're going, you

    crazy fool" Kyle F. shouted.

    We all laughed and joked

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    on the way home. But Alex,

    Dylan, Kyle and me are the

    Agent Kids. We're the

    ones Doomer wanted to run

    over.

    That day was the day my

    wrestling match was

    scheduled for. I was in the

    championships for our

    school. We started up and

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    the first match was easy.

    Then the third and final

    school in the tri-state area

    was up. A big 10 foot, 300

    pound 19 year old stepped

    in. And he ate lots of

    beans. And a spicy burrito.Right before the match. I

    jumped and tried to

    wrestle him down. He

    threw me to the ground

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    and sat on me. " One...

    Two... Two and a half...

    Three. Bushwire wins!" The

    ref reported. Then

    bushwire farted, a loud and

    stinky one, right on my...

    face.

    We were asleep on a Friday

    night, during the weekly

    sleepover. We were awoken

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    by a sound of guns. We

    were being shot at by

    Doomer's Mercinaries. I

    waved my fist. We ran

    downstairs and woke up my

    mom. " Mom, take Trixie

    and Dylan, then run away.We're under attack." I

    shouted. We ran to the 1st

    floor. Our mom left. We

    ran upstairs and stopped

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    next to a gas heater.

    Someone threw a lit

    molitov cocktail through

    the window, and it landed

    on the heater. It lit up and

    the heater exploded. We

    ran and the explosionchased us. Everything was

    run by gas. The floor

    collapsed under us. We fell

    into the basement. "Guys, I

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    have a secret tunnel." I

    said. I revealed a tunnel

    and we rushed in. The

    tunnel led to the hill. We

    met up with my mom. "Mrs.

    Dogg, you should leave.

    We'll hold them off." Alexsaid. "Dylan can stay,

    though. He is an Agent Kid.

    We can heal and revive,

    along with other spells." I

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    said. Dylan asked what we

    were doing. We told him,

    and he got mad. It was his

    14th birthday party. Still,

    we ran down the hill.

    "Agent Up" we screamed.

    They destroyed my house.Then the mercanaries shot

    me in the leg. " You want a

    war? We'll give you a war

    you won't forget!" I

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    shouted.

    We prepared for our first

    war. Little did we knowthere would be many more.

    We readied our grenades,

    molotav cocktails, sword,

    and pistols. We only had 5

    bullets, so it was for

    emergencies only. We

    packed our gear. I knew we

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    would be gone for about a

    week. We came to a

    battlefield. I called the

    marines, and the Air Force.

    They stormed to the

    battlefield. We had an

    army of our own. Themarines started to shoot

    the evil minions. I rolled

    and began to fight. I was

    fighting an evil human with

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    snake teeth, and glowing

    red bloodshot eyes. He bit

    my arm, and I felt weak. I

    punched him in the face

    and sliced his teeth off. I

    kicked him down, the I

    stabbed him in the gut."Heal," I said. My bite

    healed instantly, and I felt

    stronger. Then I saw

    Doomer. He was running

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    away. "Scared to face me

    like a man, Doomer? Cause

    you're not a man. You're a

    man-lady." I said. He ran

    towards me and we started

    fighting. "How're you

    holding up, Alex?" I asked."Fine" he said, struggling

    with a human with snake

    teeth. The whole army was

    People with snake teeth

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    and red eyes.

    Doomer looked like a tall

    surfer-dude. He had

    muscles. I mean serious

    Abs. He punched me in the

    face. Then I got on my

    sword and roundhouse

    kicked him 5 times. Then I

    punched him. He started to

    punch me in the nose. I

    reached for my sword, and

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    he kicked it out of my

    hand. So I pulled out my

    pistol. The shot rang

    loudly. I looked and saw I

    shot Doomer in the gut. He

    looked up, with puppy dog

    eyes. But he... he killed mydad. Both of them. I

    needed to end him. I

    needed revenge. So I lit up

    a moltov, placed it in his

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    gut, ran away, and closed

    my eyes. There was a

    BANG! and everything went

    dark. And suddenly I felt

    like I was on fire. I fell

    with a thud, landing near

    Alex.

    I was fighting a Snake-man

    when Taz called out,

    "How're you holding up,

    Alex?" I replied "Fine!".

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    Then I struggled with the

    snake-man. Suddenly, I

    heard a loud gunshot. Taz

    had used his pistol. He

    grabbed his sword, then

    placed a molotav in Doomer

    gunshot wound. Taz turnedaround, and that sneak

    Doomer placed the molotav

    in Taz's pocket. Taz fell

    and landed next to me. I

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    took his pants off and let

    them burn. We went to the

    tent. We blended up Beef

    Stew and gave it to Taz.

    We ate dinner, then we

    went to battle. I fought

    another snake-man. He bitme. I kicked him in the

    part-that-counts. Soon it

    was an all-out slap fight.

    We were just slapping.

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    Doomer was punched in the

    face by Kyle. I threw a

    molotav. They were both

    knocked out. They were on

    fire. I put Kyle out, then

    threw the snake man onto

    Doomer. A marine officerwas bit. "What the hell are

    these things?" He

    screamed. Then he was

    eaten. What the hell are

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    those things? I walked up

    the battlefield to Doomer.

    He woke up, then turned

    around. I punched him in

    the face. "What are the

    things, these Snakey-men?

    What are they?" I asked."Snake men" He replied. "

    Now, you shall all die. I now

    rule the world. I command

    Fire, Air, Earth, and

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    Water! I control the world.

    Flame Monster, attack. He

    summoned a snake made

    out of fire. "Oh... my...

    God." I said. Then I

    started to run. Then I saw

    the darkness. It wascreaping towards us.

    Doomer really did rule the

    world. I ran and stopped,

    pulling out my sword. I

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    turned and faced the

    beast. I charched, my

    sword face down, and

    stabbed the beast. It

    roared. He smacked the

    ground. We both fell. Then

    Taz woke up.

    I jumped down the hole.

    Kyle was smoldering in the

    hospital. Most of our

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    soldiers were dead. We

    would probably lose the

    war. Alex was fighting the

    beast. The beast swiped

    Alex. Alex was cut. His arm

    was bleeding. And his main

    vain was burnt. I juststabbed at the beast. I

    called for the hospital. I

    started to fight. The beast

    burnt another hole in the

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    ground. Alex started to

    fall. I created another

    ledge for him. The

    ambulences arrived. It was

    just me and the beast. But

    I just jumped on the walls

    and grabbed Alex. The holestarted to crumble. The

    beast leaped, and the hole

    imploded. The beast was

    put out... permanently. I

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    limped to the hospital and

    admitted Alex. Then I

    limped off to Doomer. I

    ended the war I lost. We

    needed a new strategy.

    Alex and Kyle came out of

    the hospital, cured andhealed. We walked home.

    Soon we came up with a

    plan. We would wait.

    Doomer would come to us.

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    Early Sunday morning,

    some news came. Alex and

    his family would move in.

    We were happy. Later that

    day, they were settled in.

    Alex bunked with me. We

    saw the darkness leaving.

    Doomer didn't rule the

    world anymore. Then the

    call from HQ came.

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    "Doomer was stopped

    yesterday. But now, he's

    trying to rule the world

    again. He is on The

    Runestone. Be careful. One

    drop of good blood spilled

    will give more power to evil.They will have evil,

    destructive, deadly powers.

    Good luck, Agent Kids." He

    said. Then he hung up. Our

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    cheif was a good guy. So we

    traveled to the runestone.

    Doomer was using a spell.

    We landed behind him. I

    punched him in the back,

    then kicked his butt. He

    turned around. My life wasprobably going to end. So I

    got out my sword. And we

    started to fight. His sword

    clanged on mine. Alex was

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    going around, Fighting

    minions, along with Kyle and

    Dylan. Kyle was cut. Then

    Dylan, then Alex. I saw

    blood dripping. Doomer got

    stronger. So did his ninja

    minions. Doomer picked meup, then slammed me on my

    back hard. I coughed up

    blood. "Yes, yes!" Doomer

    said. He poured a bluish

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    liquid on the runestone.

    Then green, yellow, red,

    and puce liquids. They were

    sloshy, like liquid, sticking

    to the rune, like glue, yet it

    felt dry, powdery,and like

    water without the wet.They were the potions of

    elixer, the Potions of Evil.

    I got up and knocked the

    ninjas off. The rune

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    started to glow. There was

    an explosion. Then

    everything went dark.

    We woke up, tied to a chair

    in a barn. I had dried blood

    on my clothes. Alex's arm

    was cut again. Dylan had a

    stab wound on his gut.

    Kyle's shoulder got a

    throwing star in it, and it

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    slid down to his stomach.

    He was pretty cut up.

    "Flasinco Fire" I said. The

    ropes were burnt. We

    started to run. The door

    was a teleporter, because

    we were back on the rune."Agent Up" we said. Our

    swords reapeared to us.

    We turned and faced

    Doomer and... a monster

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    made of fire, water, earth,

    and air. He lumbered

    towards the city. "Kyle, you

    and Dylan hold off the

    ninjas. Alex, You hold off

    Doomer. I'll stop the

    monster." I said.

    Part 2: Alex's Story

    I started to fight Doomer.

    He threw me off of the

    runestone. I climbed up the

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    other end. He was looking

    at the ground on that side,

    wagging his butt. I ran over

    and kicked him down. Then,

    with my sword, I shot lava

    down on him. He screamed

    and stripped down to hisunderwear. He was

    scarred, his abs burnt, and

    had a molotav coctail in his

    hand. He jumpped onto the

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    runestone. He put an

    electric fence up,

    squeezing us all together.

    He pulled the molotav,

    setting it to detonate. He

    smiled evily. Then it

    exploded, and so did the

    fence. We all fell. Dylan

    spilled water on us all,

    except Doomer. Doomer

    kept screaming, then he

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    left. He was done for the

    day.

    Part 3: Taz's Story

    I jumped and landed on themonster. We were in the

    city. The monster

    destroyed Inrel Corp, and

    ate all the employees. Ew.

    Electrical wires were up

    ahead. And he was mostly

    water. I held a dog biscut

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    and threw into the wire. He

    chased it. I jumped off

    before he died. He ate the

    dog biscut and got zapped.

    His water part was gone.

    So I let him into a movie

    theater that would be torndown. He gasped, then

    started to panic. I

    restrained him, then his air

    part was destroyed. I gave

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    him ice cubes. He ate them

    and got cold. So I turned

    on the fire-sprinklers. His

    earth part was turned to

    mud. Then, I turned the

    heat down to neagative

    100. The flame was put out.I ran out of the building.

    There was an explosion.

    Part 4: Kyle's Battle

    I started to fight ninjas,

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    while Alex fought Doomer,

    Taz fought the monster,

    and Dylan took a nap. One

    threw a star at me. Not

    again. I jumpped and

    kicked it back. The ninja

    was hit in the stomach. Hefell over, bleeding. Then I

    wacked one across the

    head. He fell over, dead.

    Then the ninja leader

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    stepped foreward. I got

    hit in the gut with a

    throwing star. But I

    stepped up and got dizzy.

    There were two of him. I

    swang at the one that

    wasn't there. But once, Ichopped the ninja's arm

    off. I kicked him in the

    face, and dropped a 10

    pound bag of stars on his

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    head. I was squeezed in

    with Doomer, Alex, and

    Dylan. I got lit up with a

    molotav, and fell to the

    ground, screaming in agony.

    Dylan was standing up, and

    doused us. Doomer ranaway. I got up. Taz landed.

    We won for the day.

    ******

    Our band had our first gig

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    that night. We were in the

    battle of the Bands. Kyle

    was on drums. Alex was on

    acoustic guitar. Dylan was

    on keyboard. I was on

    electric guitar. Me, Alex,

    and Kyle had the mainvocals. Dylan was backup

    vocals. We stepped into

    the noisy stadium. There

    were only two bands. We

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    had a 50/50 chance of

    winning. We never got on,

    though. We felt a rumble,

    and a creepy vampire came

    out of the ground. He was

    the boss Vampire. His name

    was Vampire. Ironic, huh?Well, everyone fled in

    terror. In the confusion,

    we shouted "Agent UP!"

    and began to fight the

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    vampire. He bit us. I

    punched his head off.

    Black, sticky, oozy blood

    ran down my fist. EW! He

    grew razor fingernails. And

    he sliced me. I got my

    sword and ran at him. Hestabbed me in the

    stomache. I fell. Everyone

    was in their seats. I

    reverted back to Taz.

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    Everyone gasped. Slowly,

    one by one, Alex, Kyle, and

    Dylan reverted back. I got

    up and ran at Vampire. He

    knocked me back. I got up

    shakily again. "Agent UP!" I

    shouted. I got my swordout and ran at Vampire. His

    arm was sliced off, and he

    grew his fangs longer. He

    stabbed me in the back.

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    "Taz," he said, "I am your

    grand dad. You are an

    Agent Kid. Not only that,

    you are the chosen one.

    You will destroy evil. So I

    will join you. I am the only

    good vampire. Doomer hascontrol of my vampire

    army. You must first kill

    my grandad, Vlad. Go now.

    The world is counting on

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    you." He said. He opened a

    portal to Vlad's castle. We

    had to fight sphinxs, a

    bassilisk, an army of 3

    strong, poisonous,

    vampires, and finaly, Vlad.

    We jumped and enteredthe castle.

    I rolled away from the

    sphinx. He roared fire into

    the air. Dust scattered the

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    once-so-neat carpet. The

    sphinx ran at me. "Guys, Go

    on ahead!" I shouted to my

    friends. They ran away.

    The sphinx's tail

    destroyed a staircase. It

    roared fire. I jumped ontothe broken staircase. I

    rolled and fell off the

    staircase. I shot a

    grappling hook out of my

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    sword. It stuck in the

    sphinx's head. I climbed up

    and jumped onto the

    sphinx's head. The

    grappling hook was set on

    fire. The sphinx started to

    burn. I jumped off. "Thesphinx, the sphinx, the

    sphinx is on fire. We don't

    need no water, let the

    little sphinxie burn. Burn

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    little sphinxy, burn." I

    sang. I had about 5

    seconds until it exploded. I

    ran and ran and jumped as

    there was a KA-BOOM! and

    slid into the smoldering

    darkness of the pits ofHell.

    The room had unmoving

    bodies in it. Alex, Kyle, and

    Dylan's. They were

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    unconcious... or worse. I

    smelled a rotting skunk

    carcass. But... it was a

    poisonous vampire. Alex

    had a vampire bite that

    matched the fangs I was

    about to face. I got acrazy Idea.

    ************

    I sliced at the vampire.

    And he bit me. I sliced

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    again. I felt weak and sick.

    The poison was kicking in. I

    finally cut the little S.O.B.

    I collected a pint of blood.

    I got another pint and

    milked all the poison out of

    his fangs. It was all 3combined into 1. So I

    mixed the blood and poison

    to form a nasty drink. I

    dripped some into the

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    wounds. I was out of the

    mixture. And the nasty

    drink-ish ointment never

    got into my wounds. But,

    Hell, at least it worked.

    Then I heard a big word.

    "Rashopooka!" someoneshouted. We felt a big

    wind. Kyle, Alex, and Dylan

    woke up. Dylan was blown

    into the pile of Sphinx

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    ashes. The life was being

    drained out of Dylan. He

    turned pale. And he fell.

    But what's worse....

    Doomer and Vlad combined

    themselves. We jumped

    into a portal back to ourworld. We knew it. Our

    final battle is coming

    today. The waris coming.

    We stepped into the battle

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    field. Our secret was

    known. The whole army,

    marines, navy, and bomber

    squad was here. The whole

    state had guns. Ninja's

    were here. The good ninjas.

    Samurai were here. Catboywas here. All the good

    people in the world were

    here. But Vloomer (Vlad

    and Doomer combined) had

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    all the evil people on their

    side. "Guys, you fight the

    bodyguards of Vloomer.

    Kyle, you fight the evil

    Ninja King. There are two

    clans: Good and Evil. Fight

    the Evil king. Alex, fightthe bassilisk. Dylan, hold

    off the minions while we're

    busy. I have put a spell on

    your pistol to have

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    unlimited bullets. That

    should help. Now, lets go

    and finish the battle." I

    said. Then I ran and began

    to fight Vloomer. He cut

    my leg. I jumped into a

    tree. Ninjas were throwingstars at Dylan. Stupid evil

    NinjasI thought. Dylan

    was cut badly. We needed

    to hurry. I jumped out of a

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    tree, behind Vloomer. I

    threw my sword, slicing, at

    his neck. It hit, but if I

    said what exactly

    happened, it would have to

    be censored. But Vloomer

    was still alive, but barely.He stuck my own sword

    into my chest. I started

    gasping for air. "Heil" I

    said. I was breathing

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    normal, but I was still

    injured. Vloomer collapsed

    and started to smoke. Then

    I noticed Dylan. He was

    gravely injured. A star was

    being thrown. "Time Elsa

    Slowwww!" I shouted. Timeslowed down 500 fold, but

    I was normal speed. I

    jumped in front of the

    star. It was like a million

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    knives were being dug into

    my stomach. I made time

    become regular speed.

    "Dylan, run! I groaned.

    "Vloomer's been

    destroyed. We won, we

    finally won." Dylan tried toheal me.

    "It's no use Dill. I'm too

    injured. Remmember the

    prophecy. 1 must die to

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    save all. A loss will happen

    at the final battle. Revival

    will happen in 2 years." I

    said. "Take me to a cloning

    machine."I groaned. The

    cloning was short, and my

    clone was healthy and notinjured. "Dylan, my clone

    will lead you for 2 years.

    Then, I will be back." I

    said. Then everything went

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    black and cold. Was it

    death? No. It was a 2 year

    long spiritual meeting. I

    was alive... but I was in a

    vegitive state. A coma,

    really. But I was gone for 2

    stinking years.

    The battlefield was a mess.

    The grass had blood. Taz

    was dead in front of Dylan.

    Vloomer was dead. But I

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    burn his body, just to make

    sure. Dylan ran up. "Don't

    burn Taz's body. He cloned

    himself, and he'll be

    revived in 2 years. It was

    in the prophecy." He said.

    We put Taz into a freezer.He would not be eaten by

    flies that way. We would

    rebuild. The war was short,

    but the town was

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    destroyed. We would have

    it rebuilt before Taz

    returns. His clone would

    help. I looked to the sky

    and smiled. The door of

    opression and evil has

    closed. The window ofoppertunities has opened.

    The sky was dark as birds

    flew away. You could smell

    hot Coco in the cold night

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    air. It was Christmas eve, 1

    year after the battle. The

    town was rebuilt. Taz would

    come back in 6 months.

    Dylan was healed up nicely.

    Alex was back in acting for

    1 last movie: Agent Kids:The War of California.

    Alex finally starred in a

    teen movie. It was a hit.

    Larry unfortunately moved

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    to Oregon, 2 hours away.

    Kyle is the High School's

    soccer star. Dylan is 15 and

    a half. Alex, Kyle, and Taz

    (though Taz was not there)

    are 18. They soon will

    attend college. Dylan willgo to 10th grade. The sky

    turned dark as Alex, Kyle

    and Dylan walked to the

    house. They lounged and

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    sipped Cola. Their scars

    were almost not noticable.

    All was well.

    Proulouge II:

    California, 9:48 PM, 2012

    The night air was a pleasent

    apple cider smelling space for all.

    It was September 15, 2012. Two

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    years since Taz was put into a

    coma. Tonight he would return.

    Alex unbuttoned his coat.

    "Dylan, tonight's the night. Taz

    is returning" Alex said to Dylan,

    sillouhetted against the street

    light. "Yes, Tonight the warstarts though." Replied Dylan,

    scowling. "We have to fight

    Poopenmeier,

    bastardy little aliens are going

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    to invade if we lose..." He trailed

    off. There was a bright light.

    "Dylan, Have you brought the

    body?" Asked Kyle, approaching

    them. Dylan is a tall, lanky, 16

    year old boy. He is tan, with

    Silky black-brown hair. Kyle is a

    Tall, Atheletic, Golden-tan boy

    of about 19. His curly black hair

    was cut to fit the army. They

    would, after all, be going to war

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    Tommorrow or tonight. Taz's

    body looked icy. His blood had

    frozen in place. The light near

    Dylan followed the body, then

    went into Taz's body. He

    stirred. He groaned. Taz got up.

    "Why are we standing around?We have a war to start. We

    reallyneed to fight" He said.

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    Chapter I: Why Spamerica Is

    Stupid

    Florida, Present Year 2013

    Horrible news came.Poopenmeier has taken control

    of the free world. "This is a

    Fricken' outrage" replied Taz

    scornfully. There was a knock on

    the door. "Poopenmeier wants to

    eliminate any and all Agent Kids.

    Report all Agent Kids or be

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    executed. Even if half your

    family must be eliminated"

    Called a metalic voice. There

    were a few Crap's, Hell's, and

    Damn's going around. The

    Agents slunk into the darkness

    by the stairs. Taz's House hasonly recently been rebuilt.

    Anyway, Spamerica is A country.

    It is the Border between

    America and Mexico. It is also

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    located in Southern California

    and all of Florida. Anyplace

    between the 2 countries is

    spamerica. Dumb name, Dumb

    Place. The laws are

    dictatorshipish. They are in

    florida, though (they moved dueto the battle 3 years ago) . This

    is a stupid country. But They live

    here. They've got to make due.

    There is no democracy. They are

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    not part of the USA, They are

    not in Mexico. They are their

    own country. There are no

    political figures, and the

    president is a pig. Litterally. The

    stupidest law: 'If a dad dies in

    war or is M.I.A, the youngestson is now a cousin.' This really

    does not matter, just an

    explanation.

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    Chapter I, Part II: The Fire-

    Power of Mercinairies

    There was a crash outside.Gunshots. Taz gave a silent

    command. "Agent UP!" they

    shouted. they moved away from

    the window, then it blew up. A

    bullet wizzed in and hit Taz in

    the ear. "Crap!" He Groaned. His

    ear was bleeding. Kyle found the

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    bullet and pried it out. "It is a

    Desert Eagle, .955 calliber,

    made in china, contains lead"

    Read Kyle. Taz drew his sword.

    "Those Bastards are going to

    pay" He snarled. The heater

    began to whistle, quickly. Tazscreamed, but no one heard.

    Alex made out those words. 3

    words only: Hit the deck! Alex

    gave a silent command. They all

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    Dove to the floor. The heater

    exploded. The house was on fire!

    Chapter II: Escape!

    The smoke was billowing out of

    the heater. Water burned Taz's

    skin. Hot metal skinned Dylan.

    The staircase crumbled. Kylebegan to cough. alex began to

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    scan for an exit. The only way

    out was a window. More bullets

    came in. The window shattered

    and hit Alex. Taz jumped off of

    the burning staircase. The

    others followed. Dylan caught on

    fire. He ran, dropped, andburried himself in mud. "No Dill,

    stop. Drop. Roll!" said Taz. "Oh,

    Now you tell me" dylan groaned.

    For real this time, a knight

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    wakes up in darkness. In hell. He

    slashes Osama Bin Laden with

    fire. Osama groans, then

    dissapates. He lost his soul. Now

    the night Killer has a soul. He

    laughs maniacly. He goes to

    earth. It is a starlit night in2012. A bright light is near a

    teenage boy. It floats to a

    person on the ground, who wakes

    up. "What Are we standing

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    around for? We have a war to

    start. We realy need to fight"

    said the now awake boy. The

    Knight laughs to himself. The

    boy would do well. His soul was

    full of uncertainnty. He is the

    one destined to destroy evil. Hewill be an apprentice or die.

    Taz shifted uncomfortably. His

    house was burning down, and

    they had no escape. His mind was

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    racing. Then he saw a boulder

    blocking a path. An escape route.

    Running, taz kicked the boulder

    away. "Run! This way!" he

    shouted. The others followed.

    Dylan was smoking, his hair

    burned off. Inside the path, ashocked gasp echoed around.

    The agents had come to a cloning

    lab.

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    Chapter II, Part II: Agent Kids'

    Origins

    Taz walked up to a cloning tube.He touched it, and felt so much

    pain. Gasping, he slid down. His

    sword-scar was red-hot and

    glowing. He felt like he was

    getting younger, then blacked

    out. What he saw was

    mortifying.

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    A 15-year-old is in the cloning

    lab. He is stuck with a

    syringe. The doctor pours the

    blood into a redester module.

    The blood is converted into a

    tablet. The doctor fills the

    cloning tube with calciumpowder, biozene dionete, milk

    and water. The doctor takes

    out Blood-x and pours it into

    the tube. He pours in the

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    blood from the teen. He drops

    the other blood tablet. The

    mixture bubbles and Taz

    forms. The mixture spreads

    into other tubes to form

    Dylan, Alex, and Kyle. The

    clones are floating in a purpleliquid. The doctor puts a

    powder in the cloning juice

    depositer. The powder's box

    was labled "Ground & Mashed

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    & juiced agent kids. The

    doctor laughed evily. The teen

    jumped , the doctor advanced

    with a gun. "Sorry you can't

    live this cloning period, Brad,

    but you know too much."

    Sneered the doctor. "Doctorpoopenmeier, please" pleaded

    the teen. The doctor waved a

    hand and all the doors shut.

    He raised the gun. The teen

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    screamed. Tipft Tipft.

    splatter. Thud. The teen

    moved no more. The teen saw

    no more. and poopenmeier just

    laughed. The clones woke up.

    Taz broke his cloning tube. He

    grabbed a gun and hitpoopenmeier with the butt.

    Poopenmeier pulled out a knife,

    cut taz and made a sword

    shaped cut. Taz fell with a

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    thud. Poopenmier threw Taz

    into another cloning tube.

    Poopenmeir left and the whole

    lab turned into an inferno. The

    lab burned. But the teen's

    body was unharmed, like all

    the other agent kids. The labflooded with the purplish

    liquid. A whole army was

    created. Poopenmeier turned

    them against the world. Tehy

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    battled and conquered the

    whole world. But people

    rebelled, killing the clone army

    and capturing Poopenmier.

    Poopenmier fought back, and

    the townspeople trapped him in

    a fiery hell. The placeexploded. in the confusion of

    evacuation, nobody

    remmembered poopenmier. he

    died. But his soul mastered

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    fire and electrical power. He

    came back as weak as a baby.

    So he went into hiding until

    2011. He returned to conquer

    the world.

    Taz shuddered and fell. he was

    in the place he was created in.

    This was his destiny. Destroy

    Poopenmeier, save the world.

    Alex touched the cloning tube.

    His hand burned and he was

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    retching. He slid down and then

    he saw a big, red talking tree.

    " Remmember my words Alex.

    They will save your life and

    help your friend save the

    world. ' Clones will save the

    world. one is 15/16, the rest

    are 19. Their leader will

    defeat a vampire-human fusion

    experement. Their leader will

    go into a coma. He will return

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    2 years later. You must battle

    7 evil bad guys and gain the 7

    ultimate power gifts . Pain,

    suffering, death, emotion,

    power, destruction, and

    elements. But beware: these

    powers help the good, but cancorrupt the good-at-heart as

    well.' "

    Alex made a mental note. Then

    he heard the tree again. "Get

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    these gifts and defeat evil

    before June 21, 2013." Alex

    was confused. That deadline was

    only a week away. It would be a

    busy week.

    Chapter III: The gift of Power

    Alex had finished explaining theprophecy. Silence. Gasps. Then

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    Taz spoke. "If the deadline is

    next week, we need to move

    fast. I know where the gift of

    power is. Vloomer has it." said

    Taz.

    " But I thought that Vloomer is

    poisonous now. He's now a

    zombie-vampire fusion

    experement." replied Dylan.

    Kyle looked up. He heard

    missiles. Then Vloomer jumped

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    down. " I just needed to tinkle!

    Come on!" cried Kyle. Vloomer

    laughed. Kyle screamed.

    Taz whirled around. All of them

    whispered "Agent Up!" Taz held

    out his sword and followed

    Kyle's cries. Mercinaries were

    shooting missles at the air

    force. Then a window exploded.

    They all lunged foreward as

    glass rained down.

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    Kyle was bleeding. Vloomer had

    cut him with a fang. Kyle was

    losing conciousness.

    Kyle walked down a narrow,

    dark passageway. Men were

    arguing. Kyle heard a gunshot.

    A scientist walked out of the

    room, into a cloning lab. Taz

    was floating in a tube of

    purplish liquid. A teen was

    sitting on a bench, reading a

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    magazine. 'Cloning Daily'. The

    scientist put things into a big,

    evil machine, called the

    'Cloneatur version 2'. The

    scientist pulled out a gun.

    "Sorry you can't live, Brad,

    but you know too much."Snarled the scientist.

    "Poopenmeier, please, no."

    Pleaded the teen. "Please dad,

    don't kill me."

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    The scientist got angry. " I

    killed your cousin to make a

    clone of him, and I'll kill you

    too." said the scientist. "The

    clone is my son now" Kyle

    heard the gunshot. He saw the

    body fall. Kyle screamed.

    The agents came to Vloomer's

    lair. Kyle was bleeding, his eyes

    closed. Vloomer jumped down

    and bit Kyle's artery. Kyle

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    shuddered, then was still. Taz

    charged foreward and caught

    Vloomer in the gut. "That's for

    puttin' me in a coma for 2

    fricken' years!" shouted Taz.

    Vloomer fell to his knees. A light

    shot out of the wound andshined on all of the agents.

    Vloomer gurgled and said "Take

    the gift. Destroy evil. I'm done

    forever anyway." Then Vloomer

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    a coffe shop called

    'Sharkbucks'."

    Alex went into the Sharkbucks.

    A man in a buisiness suit sat on a

    bar stool. Alex sat dow, ready to

    order an espresso, then the man

    turned to him. "Are you an Agent

    Kid?" He asked.

    "Yeah." replied Alex.

    "Ya want the remaining 6 gifts?"

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    asked the man.

    "Yeah." said Alex.

    Suddenly, the man pulled out a

    Desert Eagle. Everyone duckedbehind tables. Alex pulled out

    his sword. The shots rang out.

    Alex deflected the bullets. The

    man threw an alcohal bottle full

    with alcohal. And a burning rag

    hanging out. Alex jumped to the

    side and the molotav cocktail

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    exploded. The man shot at Alex

    again. Alex was shot in the foot.

    The Gift Of Pain! Awsome. Alex

    poured the healing liquid into his

    foot. The pain subsided. But

    Alex still had the gift.

    Light shined on the Agent Kids

    as they walked to the

    Sharkbucks.

    Alex cut the man. The man

    stopped and breathed heavily.

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    Everyone evacuated. The place

    was on fire. Alex was so

    emotional at that moment.

    More light shined on the Agent

    Kids.

    The evil man held up a cat and a

    ferret. "You can only save one.

    Choose wisely." said the man.

    Alex threw his sword at the

    man's arms. He dropped the

    animals and they ran away. Alex

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    suffered for a minute, he loves

    animals. Alex and the man

    evacuated the place as it was

    destroyed by the elemant fire.

    Alex stabbed the man in the

    heart. The man healed himself.

    So Alex got a baseball bat andpillow. He clubbed the man. The

    man was unconsious. Alex made

    the man drunk and replaced his

    Healing Potion with alcohal. Alex

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    got a rag and lighter. Then the

    man woke up and chased Alex to

    the docks. The man jumped at

    Alex. Alex dodged and the man

    fell into the ocean. The sharks

    ate well that day. And Alex

    didn't have to see a gruesomedemise because the sharks

    helped Alex. Alex got the final

    gift.

    Lights hit the Agents. The final

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    light came with Alex riding on it.

    Alex dropped off. They all felt

    stronger.

    Chapter V: Elemental Master

    Taz drove to the Aztec Temple

    of Elemental Control. The

    Agents would meet him there.Taz stopped by the gate. Master

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    Pika sat on the... air. Master Chu

    was blowing a torch, then guiding

    a fire to a stove. The stove lit

    up. Mr. Char picked up the water

    and picked up a big bass-trout-

    catfish hybrid. Dr. Zar made soil

    fly up and planted an apple tree."Ah, Taz, you have come to learn

    the elements?" asked Master

    Pika.

    "Yes" said Taz.

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    Master Pika showed Taz how to

    move his hands and create an air

    spear. "You just have to close

    the mind, yes, and think of the

    air you breath, the air you live

    in." said Master Pika.

    "Like this?" asked Taz while

    doing the 'I believe" dance.

    Master Pika groaned. "Just think

    of the damn air" said Master

    Pika. " You just think of any

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    damn element and the move you

    wanna do, move your arms in the

    correct motion, and BOOM! you

    can master elements and save

    the freakin' world." shouted

    Master Pika. Master Chu waved

    an arm motion. Taz thought offire, a fireball, and performed

    the motion shown. The campfire

    became invisible, then rested its

    power in Taz's hand. Taz shot a

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    fireball at Master Pika. Pika ran

    down a corridor and the fireball

    formed into a giant monster. Taz

    went to Char to learn the water

    moves. Taz tripped on a book. In

    the book, he saw all of the

    elemental moves. He copied allof the pages with his sword

    downloader, then uploaded the

    moves into his brain. He was an

    instant master of the elements.

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    He thought of water, performed

    the move, thought of a water

    ball, and the water transferred

    energy to Taz's hand. Taz shot

    the water at the fire monster.

    A volcano formed and

    earthquakes shot around them.

    Poopenmeier smiled. His white

    face was lined with scars. He

    had the distinct smell of a dead

    person, mostly because he was

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    dead but his spirit kept him up

    and alive. " That brat-clone of

    mine has mastered the elements.

    Kill him and his friends. No body

    survives except the monks. I

    need them. Knock them out if

    you need to. You can kill themwhen I'm done" snarled

    Poopenmeier. The volcano

    erupted. It was ready to be

    commanded by a new master at

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    last.

    Taz sat on his bed and sipped

    Blud Red , the non-alcohalic

    beer. I said NON-alcohalic beer.

    It is NOT alcohalic, parents!!!

    Anyway, Taz shared his thoughts

    with the other Agents, so they

    could all master the elements.

    The others walked into Taz's

    room. Then armed criminals

    walked in. They aimed at the

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    Agents. They shot.

    Chapter VI: The CompleteProphecy

    Taz saw nothing but black.

    Somebody was slapping his face.

    His arm was burning in the

    general direction of his scar.

    "A boy of 19 years will master

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    the elements. The boy is a super

    clone Agent Kid. He would do

    anything to save his relatives

    and friends. He will fight an evil

    vampire/human hybrid. He will

    nearly die, but will survive in

    coma form for 2 years. He willbe captured with his friends and

    they will battle Poopenmeier in

    the first battle of a war. One

    will be corrupted the the Gift of

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    Power and turn against his

    friends. He will redeem himself

    by the end of the 'Battle on the

    Volcano' and sacrifice himself

    the save his friends. He will

    return for the final battle. He

    will help destroy the ancientevil, destroying himself. They

    must destroy the ancient evil by

    June 21, 2013. The Gifts will

    help the Chosen One perform

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    the ultimate elemental move,

    ridding the world of the Ancient

    Evil that will be unleashed on

    June 10, 2013. Poopenmeier and

    the Night Killer will merge

    together to form a killing

    machine. They will create abomb designed to eliminate

    good. The bomb will go off at

    11:59:59 PM on June 21.

    Taz was punched in the face and

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    woke up. He fell to the floor. He

    drew his sword. The building slid

    apart, revealing a volcano with a

    piece of 10 by 10 wood running

    through the middle.

    Chapter VII: Battle on the

    Volcano

    Taz fell onto the plywood.

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    Poopenmeier drew his sword and

    jumped down to face Taz.

    Poopenmeier swung at Taz's

    head. Taz ducked and cut

    Poopenmeier's stomach. Dylan

    jumped down and stabbed Taz in

    the leg. Taz kicked Dylan in theback. Dylan stood up. "I am going

    to annialate you, Taz. The

    volcano will sacrifice you. I have

    joined Poopenmeir." sneered

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    Dylan. Dylan was put inside a

    force-field. Taz swung at

    Poopenmeier. Poopenmeier

    ducked and part of the plywod

    fell into the fiery hellhole below

    them. The plywood started to

    fall into the lava. Taz felt withhis element powers. The volcano

    was going to erupt. Taz thought

    of fire, thought of the Lava

    Tecnique. He pereformed the

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    not me!" screamed Dylan. Dylan

    performed a move and stopped

    the volcano from blowing. "Get

    ot of here, Taz! Hurry!" shouted

    Dylan. Taz ran up the side of the

    volcano. They left. Taz turned,

    and poured melted carbonite onDylan. He was frozen in place.

    The volcano erupted. Dylan was

    blasted into the sea, unharmed.

    Poopenmeier and his mercinaries

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    were fossilized. The Agents

    parked at the new island. Taz

    grabbed Dylan. The carbonite

    was washed off. Dylan had been

    fossilized.

    Chapter VII: A New War

    Taz sat around a table. Themillitary of the world was

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    huddled around him.

    "Poopenmeier and his

    mercinaries will return. They are

    on the move again. They will be

    healed within 2 days time."said

    Taz grimly. "We have lost an

    Agent Kid to buy us only 2 days.But I have invented a machine to

    reverse fossilazation." The

    military cheered. Taz was now

    the leader of the Agent Kids and

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    the world's millitary. The second

    war has only begun. In his

    speeches, Taz mentioned about

    the bomb. Also the new guy: The

    Night Killer. The Night Killer

    had finally revealed himself. And

    Poopenmeier has returned.Today was June 17. In 4 days,

    Taz would either save the world

    or die trying. And if he died, he

    was bring the Night Killer and

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    Poopenmeir and the mercinaries

    down with him. Live or die, Taz

    wouldstop evil. Evil will be

    destroyed.

    Part II: Hellspawn

    Chapter IX: Dream

    We stepped into the battle

    field. Our secret was known.

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    The whole army, marines, navy,

    and bomber squad was here. The

    whole state had guns. Ninja's

    were here. The good ninjas.

    Samurai were here. Catboy was

    here. All the good people in the

    world were here. But Vloomer(Vlad and Doomer combined) had

    all the evil people on their side.

    "Guys, you fight the bodyguards

    of Vloomer. Kyle, you fight the

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    evil Ninja King. There are two

    clans: Good and Evil. Fight the

    Evil king. Alex, fight the

    bassilisk. Dylan, hold off the

    minions while we're busy. I have

    put a spell on your pistol to have

    unlimited bullets. That shouldhelp. Now, lets go and finish the

    battle." I said. Then I ran and

    began to fight Vloomer. He cut

    my leg. I jumped into a tree.

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    Ninjas were throwing stars at

    Dylan. Stupid evil Ninjas I

    thought. Dylan was cut badly.

    We needed to hurry. I jumped

    out of a tree, behind Vloomer. I

    threw my sword, slicing, at his

    neck. It hit, but if I said whatexactly happened, it would have

    to be censored. But Vloomer was

    still alive, but barely. He stuck

    my own sword into my chest. I

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    started gasping for air. "Heil" I

    said. I was breathing normal, but

    I was still injured. Then I

    noticed Dylan. He was gravely

    injured. A star was being

    thrown. "Time Elsa Slowwww!" I

    shouted. Time slowed down 500fold, but I was normal speed. I

    jumped in front of the star. It

    was like a million knives were

    being dug into my stomach. I

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    made time become regular

    speed. "Dylan, run! I groaned.

    "Vloomer's been destroyed. We

    won, we finally won." Dylan tried

    to heal me.

    "It's no use Dill. I'm too

    injured. Remmember the

    prophecy. 1 must die to save all.

    A loss will happen at the final

    battle. Revival will happen in 2

    years." I said. "Take me to a

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    cloning machine."I groaned. The

    cloning was short, and my clone

    was healthy and not injured.

    "Dylan, my clone will lead you for

    2 years. Then, I will be back." I

    said. Then everything went black

    and cold. Was it death? No. Itwas a 2 year long spiritual

    meeting. I was alive... but I was

    in a vegitive state. A coma,

    really. But I was gone for 2

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    stinking years. Taz woke with a

    start. This was his story. His

    legacy. And it was June 20,

    2013. Tomorrow was the war.

    The final battle.

    Chapter X: A Past to

    Remmember

    I jumped down the whole. Kyle

    was smoldering in the hospital.

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    Most of our soldiers were dead.

    We would probably lose the war.

    Alex was fighting the beast. The

    beast swiped Alex. Alex was cut.

    His arm was bleeding. And his

    main vain was burnt. I just

    stabbed at the beast. I calledfor the hospital. I started to

    fight. The beast burnt another

    hole in the ground. Alex started

    to fall. I created another ledge

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    for him. The ambulences

    arrived. It was just me and the

    beast. But I just jumped on the

    walls and grabbed Alex. The

    hole started to crumble. The

    beast leaped, and the hole

    imploded. The beast was putout... permanently. I limped to

    the hospital and admitted Alex.

    Then I limped off to Doomer. I

    ended the war I lost. We

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    needed a new strategy. Alex and

    Kyle came out of the hospital,

    cured and healed. We walked

    home. Soon we came up with a

    plan. We would wait. Doomer

    would come to us.

    We woke up, tied to a

    chair in a barn. I had dried

    blood on my clothes. Alex's arm

    was cut again. Dylan had a stab

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    wound on his gut. Kyle's

    shoulder got a throwing star in

    it, and it slid down to his

    stomach. He was pretty cut up.

    "Flasinco Fire" I said. The ropes

    were burnt. We started to run.

    The door was a teleporter,because we were back on the

    rune. "Agent Up" we said. Our

    swords reapeared to us. We

    turned and faced Doomer and...

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    a monster made of fire, water,

    earth, and air. He lumbered

    towards the city. "Kyle, you and

    Dylan hold off the ninjas. Alex,

    You hold off Doomer. I'll stop

    the monster." I said.

    Taz woke up in cold sweat. Why

    was he having these dreams?

    Probably because he was

    nervous. The final battle was

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    later that day. Taz drifted off

    to sleep.

    Chapter XI: Doomsday

    Taz ran to the battlefield. He

    drew his sword. And he cringed.

    His arm scar started hurting.

    He dropped to the ground.

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    Taz walked up to a cloning tube.

    He touched it, and felt so much

    pain. Gasping, he slid down. His

    sword-scar was red-hot and

    glowing. He felt like he was

    getting younger, then blacked

    out. What he saw wasmortifying.

    A 15-year-old is in the cloning

    lab. He is stuck with a

    syringe. The doctor pours the

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    blood into a redester module.

    The blood is converted into a

    tablet. The doctor fills the

    cloning tube with calcium

    powder, biozene dionete, milk

    and water. The doctor takes

    out Blood-x and pours it intothe tube. He pours in the

    blood from the teen. He drops

    the other blood tablet. The

    mixture bubbles and Taz

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    forms. The mixture spreads

    into other tubes to form

    Dylan, Alex, and Kyle. The

    clones are floating in a purple

    liquid. The doctor puts a

    powder in the cloning juice

    depositer. The powder's boxwas labled "Ground & Mashed

    & juiced agent kids. The

    doctor laughed evily. The teen

    jumped , the doctor advanced

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    with a gun. "Sorry you can't

    live this cloning period, Brad,

    but you know too much."

    Sneered the doctor. "Doctor

    poopenmeier, please" pleaded

    the teen. The doctor waved a

    hand and all the doors shut.He raised the gun. The teen

    screamed. Tipft Tipft.

    splatter. Thud. The teen

    moved no more. The teen saw

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    no more. and poopenmeier just

    laughed. The clones woke up.

    Taz broke his cloning tube. He

    grabbed a gun and hit

    poopenmeier with the butt.

    Poopenmeier pulled out a knife,

    cut taz and made a swordshaped cut. Taz fell with a

    thud. Poopenmier threw Taz

    into another cloning tube.

    Poopenmeir left and the whole

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    lab turned into an inferno. The

    lab burned. But the teen's

    body was unharmed, like all

    the other agent kids. The lab

    flooded with the purplish

    liquid. A whole army was

    created. Poopenmeier turnedthem against the world. Tehy

    battled and conquered the

    whole world. But people

    rebelled, killing the clone army

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    and capturing Poopenmier.

    Poopenmier fought back, and

    the townspeople trapped him in

    a fiery hell. The place

    exploded. in the confusion of

    evacuation, nobody

    remmembered poopenmier. hedied. But his soul mastered

    fire and electrical power. He

    came back as weak as a baby.

    So he went into hiding until

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    2011. He returned to conquer

    the world.

    Taz shuddered and fell. he was

    in the place he was created in.

    This was his destiny. Destroy

    Poopenmeier, save the world.

    Alex touched the cloning tube.

    His hand burned and he was

    retching. He slid down and then

    he saw a big, red talking tree.

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    " Remmember my words Alex.

    They will save your life and

    help your friend save the

    world. ' Clones will save the

    world. one is 15/16, the rest

    are 19. Their leader will

    defeat a vampire-human fusionexperement. Their leader will

    go into a coma. He will return

    2 years later. You must battle

    7 evil bad guys and gain the 7

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    ultimate power gifts . Pain,

    suffering, death, emotion,

    power, destruction, and

    elements. But beware: these

    powers help the good, but can

    corrupt the good-at-heart as

    well.' "

    Alex made a mental note. Then

    he heard the tree again. "Get

    these gifts and defeat evil

    before June 21, 2013."

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    Taz rose. He saw a doomsday

    machine. The timer ticked. The

    timer was set for 3 hours. Taz

    had 3 hours to save the world.

    He threw a sword at Poopen

    (what we will say instead of

    Poopenmier). The sword stuck in

    Poopen's back. He swung and

    kicked Taz in the soft spot.

    Kyle stabbed Poopen in the back.

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    Poopen fell. "Kyle, throw him

    into the fire pit to make sure

    you defeated him." commanded

    Taz. The Knight Killer swung and

    crumpled Taz. Taz shoved a

    sword into the Knight Killer's

    stomache. He threw the KnightKiller into the fire pit. Taz

    travelled in time... to the last

    day of earth to end evil forever.

    **********

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    Taz jumped onto the future

    Knight Killer's head and sliced

    off the Knight Killer's helmet.

    Dylan shot the Knight Killer in

    the head with his pistol. The

    Knight Killer fell into the

    bonfire. Poopen chopped off

    Dylan's leg. Taz punched

    Poopen, then stabbed Poopen in

    the heart. Poopen stumbled into

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    the bonfire. Taz went back in

    time to stop the doomsday

    device from going off.

    *********

    Taz arrived at the machine. Uh-

    oh. 2 minutes left. Taz cut all

    of the wires and the machine

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    powered down. Then it

    activated again. 5...4...3...2...1...0.

    BOOM! The blast matched the

    frequency of evil. Evil

    dissapeared. Taz collapsed. A

    sword stuck out of his back.

    The snake thing blew into sparksas the machine- and Taz- died.

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    Chapter XII: Epilouge

    Dear Diary,

    It is the 5th anniversery of thelast battle. We won. My friend

    Taz beat the enemies. Taz is a

    hero. Unfoutunately, he put his

    destiny first. He is in a coma.

    No... wait... As I write, Taz

    wakes up! The hero is alive.

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    Dylan is in college. I graduated

    last year with my G.E.D. Kyle

    got mauled by a cat. He could

    be fine, but he is on Exile island

    because his stand-up comedy

    routine sucked. So I don't know.

    Evil has not retuned. My finalwords?

    LONG LIVE THE AGENT KIDS!

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    The End

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