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Agent Kids: Trials of Hell
By Cody Poore
Part I: Hellbrid Theory
AKA The Proulouge
Prolouge I:
I am Taz, a 17 year old kid. I
was scarred as a baby by Phill
Asenti. My scar is on my arm. It
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is shaped like a sword. We
moved to California when I was
10. There, I met my friends
Alex, Larry, Matt and Kyle F. My
cousin Kyle lives with us. He was
born from my old dad. My old
dad went Missing In Action inIraq. So my mom got married to
a guy named Ted. So he's
considered a cousin, but he's
really my brother. My other
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cousin Dylan lives with us. At
night, he screams The train no...
The screech hurts...No, a bang!
No... no... WHAT?
Why? His parents were killed
when they were walking across
train tracks and two trains
collided. So we're all a family.
We aren't thathappy, but still
happy enough. Ted goes out
every day, to work. But he stays
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23 hours sometimes. He also has
a lot of buissiness meetings. For
2 to 3 weeks. Mom gets angry
when I mention it. I don't even
know what Ted does. I just know
he works "Secret Goverment
Jobs" in the same field.
Alex is a tan 16 and a half year
old boy. He's my friend. Kyle F.
is tan. Also, he starred in the
movie Treston Trio, a movie
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about 3 brothers who get into
misadventures while growing up
in a New York gang with Al
Calzone. Kyle F. decided to give
up acting for a normal life. In
the Prophecies section in the
library, there is a book. Thebook is written by Vlad. One
prophecy is about a boy and his
friends. They will rid the world
of evil forever. Then evil will be
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destroyed.
No more robberies. No more
gangs. No more murders. No
more wars. No more break-ins.
No more crimes. There will be
nothing but peace. But if evil
wins, the world will be corrupted
and dirty. Everyone will be evil.
And those villains will rule the
world. There will be chaos,
darkness and fire, and all Hell
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will break lose. And also, the
boys will die.
And now, you know some
backstory. Now, let me get to
school.
It happened at school.
After gym, in the locker
room. I had just finished
getting changed, and guys
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in black suits appeared. "
Come with us. You need to
hear some news. Your
friends and mom, brother,
and cousin are here." one
said. They had thick
sunglasses and deep voices,like velvet. They had shiny,
black, dressy shoes. "Why
do thet have swords?" I
wondered. They drove me
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to a cave made out of
metal. A secret door
opened.
A black suited knight
wakes up in the depts of
Hell. He laughs maniacly. "
I am risen. I will take over
the world. 500 years of
sleep is ended!" he said.
I stepped into a silver
room. My friends and
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family were on chairs. I sat
down. " Taz." one of the
agents said. "We are
Secret Agents. Your dad
was, too. But Ted was killed
in a mission today. By
Doomer. He is the one whogave you your scar. Not
Phill. But you, Kyle, Dylan
and your friends are all
Agent Kids. You will
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destroy evil. Here's your
first mission: You need to
find Doomer and stop him.
He lives in Florida. You
have a weapon. It is a
sword".
He handed me a sword,
silver and shiny. " Good
luck Agent Kids. Your ship
awaits you after school."
My friends and I walked
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out of the building, while
my mom sobbed about Ted.
Class was boring. " Guys," I
whispered during math
class, " Let's keep our
identities secret. If we do,
we won't be attacked."Suddenly, there was a
whisper in my ear. " You
just say Agent Up." it said.
That was Ted talking. I
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started to feel the ground
shaking. A black knight
figure jumped out of the
ground. " I am here to take
back the throne. First, I
will destroy the Agent
Kids!" he said. He laughedmaniacly.
We hid in the bathroom
during lockdown. "Damn" I
said. The mission would be
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hard enough, but we had to
deal with this loser. "Agent
Up" we all said. When we
left to fight, we saw it.
Apparently, this guy
gathered an army of
Demons. "Doomer!" hecried, " My master, help
me. I, the minion, will
destroy the Agent Kids for
you! Take over the world
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now!" The knight charged
at us. We jumped out of
the way. He swung his
sword around and made a
flame circle. We were
burned. He came and
stabbed me. He knockedme into the lockdown room.
There, I switched back to
Taz. Everyone gasped.
Then everything went dark.
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I woke up in a brightly lit
room. My head was hurting,
and people were standing
by my bed. " Taz, are you
all right?" a voice asked.
Then I fell asleep. I was
unconsious for about a
week. Then I finally woke
up.
"Yes, yes" a voice said. A
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knight in a black suit was
standing next to a car. "
The Year 1500 marks a big
advancement. A car, it is
called. You start it up with
a key, and lower your foot
on a gas pedal and a brakepedal. You will never have
to walk again." He boomed
to anyone who would listen.
A passing trolleyman
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stopped. "Boo" he shouted.
The trollyman threw a
tomato at the knight. The
knight grew angry. "I,
Knight Rider, will have my
revenge. And I will come
back to get revenge 502years after I die. Later
that knight, I mean night,
he went on a rampage.
Houses in flames, police
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shooting arrows, the
Knight Rider killed
everyone in town. Except
one. A cop from out of
town. He shot the Knight
Rider's horse. The horse
fell. The Knight Ridercharged at the cop and hit
the cop in the chest. The
cop hit the Knight Rider
with an arrow. The cop
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staggered home and said a
prayer. " Oh, my God, thou
art the most powerful
being. May thou smite the
souls of the damned who
killed innocent peasants.
And may thou heal theinnocent and the cops that
are still alive. Amen." he
said. Then he laid back and
was brought a full healing.
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I woke up in cold sweat, in
the hospital room. Wait...
no. It was the room the
Agents brought us to. We
left the area. Alex was
excited. " And also, we get
cool swords. But I'mscared. They said that
what happens in a dream
could really happen to us."
Alex said. Really? I
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checked my arms. Sure
enough, there were burns
and a stab wound. "How'd
that happen, Taz?" Kyle
asked. "It was... a dream."
I replied. We walked down
Main Street. Then we werealmost run over. "Watch
where you're going, you
crazy fool" Kyle F. shouted.
We all laughed and joked
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on the way home. But Alex,
Dylan, Kyle and me are the
Agent Kids. We're the
ones Doomer wanted to run
over.
That day was the day my
wrestling match was
scheduled for. I was in the
championships for our
school. We started up and
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the first match was easy.
Then the third and final
school in the tri-state area
was up. A big 10 foot, 300
pound 19 year old stepped
in. And he ate lots of
beans. And a spicy burrito.Right before the match. I
jumped and tried to
wrestle him down. He
threw me to the ground
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and sat on me. " One...
Two... Two and a half...
Three. Bushwire wins!" The
ref reported. Then
bushwire farted, a loud and
stinky one, right on my...
face.
We were asleep on a Friday
night, during the weekly
sleepover. We were awoken
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by a sound of guns. We
were being shot at by
Doomer's Mercinaries. I
waved my fist. We ran
downstairs and woke up my
mom. " Mom, take Trixie
and Dylan, then run away.We're under attack." I
shouted. We ran to the 1st
floor. Our mom left. We
ran upstairs and stopped
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next to a gas heater.
Someone threw a lit
molitov cocktail through
the window, and it landed
on the heater. It lit up and
the heater exploded. We
ran and the explosionchased us. Everything was
run by gas. The floor
collapsed under us. We fell
into the basement. "Guys, I
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have a secret tunnel." I
said. I revealed a tunnel
and we rushed in. The
tunnel led to the hill. We
met up with my mom. "Mrs.
Dogg, you should leave.
We'll hold them off." Alexsaid. "Dylan can stay,
though. He is an Agent Kid.
We can heal and revive,
along with other spells." I
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said. Dylan asked what we
were doing. We told him,
and he got mad. It was his
14th birthday party. Still,
we ran down the hill.
"Agent Up" we screamed.
They destroyed my house.Then the mercanaries shot
me in the leg. " You want a
war? We'll give you a war
you won't forget!" I
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shouted.
We prepared for our first
war. Little did we knowthere would be many more.
We readied our grenades,
molotav cocktails, sword,
and pistols. We only had 5
bullets, so it was for
emergencies only. We
packed our gear. I knew we
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would be gone for about a
week. We came to a
battlefield. I called the
marines, and the Air Force.
They stormed to the
battlefield. We had an
army of our own. Themarines started to shoot
the evil minions. I rolled
and began to fight. I was
fighting an evil human with
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snake teeth, and glowing
red bloodshot eyes. He bit
my arm, and I felt weak. I
punched him in the face
and sliced his teeth off. I
kicked him down, the I
stabbed him in the gut."Heal," I said. My bite
healed instantly, and I felt
stronger. Then I saw
Doomer. He was running
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away. "Scared to face me
like a man, Doomer? Cause
you're not a man. You're a
man-lady." I said. He ran
towards me and we started
fighting. "How're you
holding up, Alex?" I asked."Fine" he said, struggling
with a human with snake
teeth. The whole army was
People with snake teeth
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and red eyes.
Doomer looked like a tall
surfer-dude. He had
muscles. I mean serious
Abs. He punched me in the
face. Then I got on my
sword and roundhouse
kicked him 5 times. Then I
punched him. He started to
punch me in the nose. I
reached for my sword, and
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he kicked it out of my
hand. So I pulled out my
pistol. The shot rang
loudly. I looked and saw I
shot Doomer in the gut. He
looked up, with puppy dog
eyes. But he... he killed mydad. Both of them. I
needed to end him. I
needed revenge. So I lit up
a moltov, placed it in his
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gut, ran away, and closed
my eyes. There was a
BANG! and everything went
dark. And suddenly I felt
like I was on fire. I fell
with a thud, landing near
Alex.
I was fighting a Snake-man
when Taz called out,
"How're you holding up,
Alex?" I replied "Fine!".
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Then I struggled with the
snake-man. Suddenly, I
heard a loud gunshot. Taz
had used his pistol. He
grabbed his sword, then
placed a molotav in Doomer
gunshot wound. Taz turnedaround, and that sneak
Doomer placed the molotav
in Taz's pocket. Taz fell
and landed next to me. I
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took his pants off and let
them burn. We went to the
tent. We blended up Beef
Stew and gave it to Taz.
We ate dinner, then we
went to battle. I fought
another snake-man. He bitme. I kicked him in the
part-that-counts. Soon it
was an all-out slap fight.
We were just slapping.
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Doomer was punched in the
face by Kyle. I threw a
molotav. They were both
knocked out. They were on
fire. I put Kyle out, then
threw the snake man onto
Doomer. A marine officerwas bit. "What the hell are
these things?" He
screamed. Then he was
eaten. What the hell are
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those things? I walked up
the battlefield to Doomer.
He woke up, then turned
around. I punched him in
the face. "What are the
things, these Snakey-men?
What are they?" I asked."Snake men" He replied. "
Now, you shall all die. I now
rule the world. I command
Fire, Air, Earth, and
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Water! I control the world.
Flame Monster, attack. He
summoned a snake made
out of fire. "Oh... my...
God." I said. Then I
started to run. Then I saw
the darkness. It wascreaping towards us.
Doomer really did rule the
world. I ran and stopped,
pulling out my sword. I
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turned and faced the
beast. I charched, my
sword face down, and
stabbed the beast. It
roared. He smacked the
ground. We both fell. Then
Taz woke up.
I jumped down the hole.
Kyle was smoldering in the
hospital. Most of our
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soldiers were dead. We
would probably lose the
war. Alex was fighting the
beast. The beast swiped
Alex. Alex was cut. His arm
was bleeding. And his main
vain was burnt. I juststabbed at the beast. I
called for the hospital. I
started to fight. The beast
burnt another hole in the
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ground. Alex started to
fall. I created another
ledge for him. The
ambulences arrived. It was
just me and the beast. But
I just jumped on the walls
and grabbed Alex. The holestarted to crumble. The
beast leaped, and the hole
imploded. The beast was
put out... permanently. I
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limped to the hospital and
admitted Alex. Then I
limped off to Doomer. I
ended the war I lost. We
needed a new strategy.
Alex and Kyle came out of
the hospital, cured andhealed. We walked home.
Soon we came up with a
plan. We would wait.
Doomer would come to us.
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Early Sunday morning,
some news came. Alex and
his family would move in.
We were happy. Later that
day, they were settled in.
Alex bunked with me. We
saw the darkness leaving.
Doomer didn't rule the
world anymore. Then the
call from HQ came.
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"Doomer was stopped
yesterday. But now, he's
trying to rule the world
again. He is on The
Runestone. Be careful. One
drop of good blood spilled
will give more power to evil.They will have evil,
destructive, deadly powers.
Good luck, Agent Kids." He
said. Then he hung up. Our
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cheif was a good guy. So we
traveled to the runestone.
Doomer was using a spell.
We landed behind him. I
punched him in the back,
then kicked his butt. He
turned around. My life wasprobably going to end. So I
got out my sword. And we
started to fight. His sword
clanged on mine. Alex was
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going around, Fighting
minions, along with Kyle and
Dylan. Kyle was cut. Then
Dylan, then Alex. I saw
blood dripping. Doomer got
stronger. So did his ninja
minions. Doomer picked meup, then slammed me on my
back hard. I coughed up
blood. "Yes, yes!" Doomer
said. He poured a bluish
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liquid on the runestone.
Then green, yellow, red,
and puce liquids. They were
sloshy, like liquid, sticking
to the rune, like glue, yet it
felt dry, powdery,and like
water without the wet.They were the potions of
elixer, the Potions of Evil.
I got up and knocked the
ninjas off. The rune
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started to glow. There was
an explosion. Then
everything went dark.
We woke up, tied to a chair
in a barn. I had dried blood
on my clothes. Alex's arm
was cut again. Dylan had a
stab wound on his gut.
Kyle's shoulder got a
throwing star in it, and it
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slid down to his stomach.
He was pretty cut up.
"Flasinco Fire" I said. The
ropes were burnt. We
started to run. The door
was a teleporter, because
we were back on the rune."Agent Up" we said. Our
swords reapeared to us.
We turned and faced
Doomer and... a monster
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made of fire, water, earth,
and air. He lumbered
towards the city. "Kyle, you
and Dylan hold off the
ninjas. Alex, You hold off
Doomer. I'll stop the
monster." I said.
Part 2: Alex's Story
I started to fight Doomer.
He threw me off of the
runestone. I climbed up the
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other end. He was looking
at the ground on that side,
wagging his butt. I ran over
and kicked him down. Then,
with my sword, I shot lava
down on him. He screamed
and stripped down to hisunderwear. He was
scarred, his abs burnt, and
had a molotav coctail in his
hand. He jumpped onto the
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runestone. He put an
electric fence up,
squeezing us all together.
He pulled the molotav,
setting it to detonate. He
smiled evily. Then it
exploded, and so did the
fence. We all fell. Dylan
spilled water on us all,
except Doomer. Doomer
kept screaming, then he
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left. He was done for the
day.
Part 3: Taz's Story
I jumped and landed on themonster. We were in the
city. The monster
destroyed Inrel Corp, and
ate all the employees. Ew.
Electrical wires were up
ahead. And he was mostly
water. I held a dog biscut
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and threw into the wire. He
chased it. I jumped off
before he died. He ate the
dog biscut and got zapped.
His water part was gone.
So I let him into a movie
theater that would be torndown. He gasped, then
started to panic. I
restrained him, then his air
part was destroyed. I gave
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him ice cubes. He ate them
and got cold. So I turned
on the fire-sprinklers. His
earth part was turned to
mud. Then, I turned the
heat down to neagative
100. The flame was put out.I ran out of the building.
There was an explosion.
Part 4: Kyle's Battle
I started to fight ninjas,
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while Alex fought Doomer,
Taz fought the monster,
and Dylan took a nap. One
threw a star at me. Not
again. I jumpped and
kicked it back. The ninja
was hit in the stomach. Hefell over, bleeding. Then I
wacked one across the
head. He fell over, dead.
Then the ninja leader
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stepped foreward. I got
hit in the gut with a
throwing star. But I
stepped up and got dizzy.
There were two of him. I
swang at the one that
wasn't there. But once, Ichopped the ninja's arm
off. I kicked him in the
face, and dropped a 10
pound bag of stars on his
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head. I was squeezed in
with Doomer, Alex, and
Dylan. I got lit up with a
molotav, and fell to the
ground, screaming in agony.
Dylan was standing up, and
doused us. Doomer ranaway. I got up. Taz landed.
We won for the day.
******
Our band had our first gig
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that night. We were in the
battle of the Bands. Kyle
was on drums. Alex was on
acoustic guitar. Dylan was
on keyboard. I was on
electric guitar. Me, Alex,
and Kyle had the mainvocals. Dylan was backup
vocals. We stepped into
the noisy stadium. There
were only two bands. We
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had a 50/50 chance of
winning. We never got on,
though. We felt a rumble,
and a creepy vampire came
out of the ground. He was
the boss Vampire. His name
was Vampire. Ironic, huh?Well, everyone fled in
terror. In the confusion,
we shouted "Agent UP!"
and began to fight the
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vampire. He bit us. I
punched his head off.
Black, sticky, oozy blood
ran down my fist. EW! He
grew razor fingernails. And
he sliced me. I got my
sword and ran at him. Hestabbed me in the
stomache. I fell. Everyone
was in their seats. I
reverted back to Taz.
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Everyone gasped. Slowly,
one by one, Alex, Kyle, and
Dylan reverted back. I got
up and ran at Vampire. He
knocked me back. I got up
shakily again. "Agent UP!" I
shouted. I got my swordout and ran at Vampire. His
arm was sliced off, and he
grew his fangs longer. He
stabbed me in the back.
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"Taz," he said, "I am your
grand dad. You are an
Agent Kid. Not only that,
you are the chosen one.
You will destroy evil. So I
will join you. I am the only
good vampire. Doomer hascontrol of my vampire
army. You must first kill
my grandad, Vlad. Go now.
The world is counting on
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you." He said. He opened a
portal to Vlad's castle. We
had to fight sphinxs, a
bassilisk, an army of 3
strong, poisonous,
vampires, and finaly, Vlad.
We jumped and enteredthe castle.
I rolled away from the
sphinx. He roared fire into
the air. Dust scattered the
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once-so-neat carpet. The
sphinx ran at me. "Guys, Go
on ahead!" I shouted to my
friends. They ran away.
The sphinx's tail
destroyed a staircase. It
roared fire. I jumped ontothe broken staircase. I
rolled and fell off the
staircase. I shot a
grappling hook out of my
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sword. It stuck in the
sphinx's head. I climbed up
and jumped onto the
sphinx's head. The
grappling hook was set on
fire. The sphinx started to
burn. I jumped off. "Thesphinx, the sphinx, the
sphinx is on fire. We don't
need no water, let the
little sphinxie burn. Burn
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little sphinxy, burn." I
sang. I had about 5
seconds until it exploded. I
ran and ran and jumped as
there was a KA-BOOM! and
slid into the smoldering
darkness of the pits ofHell.
The room had unmoving
bodies in it. Alex, Kyle, and
Dylan's. They were
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unconcious... or worse. I
smelled a rotting skunk
carcass. But... it was a
poisonous vampire. Alex
had a vampire bite that
matched the fangs I was
about to face. I got acrazy Idea.
************
I sliced at the vampire.
And he bit me. I sliced
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again. I felt weak and sick.
The poison was kicking in. I
finally cut the little S.O.B.
I collected a pint of blood.
I got another pint and
milked all the poison out of
his fangs. It was all 3combined into 1. So I
mixed the blood and poison
to form a nasty drink. I
dripped some into the
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wounds. I was out of the
mixture. And the nasty
drink-ish ointment never
got into my wounds. But,
Hell, at least it worked.
Then I heard a big word.
"Rashopooka!" someoneshouted. We felt a big
wind. Kyle, Alex, and Dylan
woke up. Dylan was blown
into the pile of Sphinx
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ashes. The life was being
drained out of Dylan. He
turned pale. And he fell.
But what's worse....
Doomer and Vlad combined
themselves. We jumped
into a portal back to ourworld. We knew it. Our
final battle is coming
today. The waris coming.
We stepped into the battle
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field. Our secret was
known. The whole army,
marines, navy, and bomber
squad was here. The whole
state had guns. Ninja's
were here. The good ninjas.
Samurai were here. Catboywas here. All the good
people in the world were
here. But Vloomer (Vlad
and Doomer combined) had
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all the evil people on their
side. "Guys, you fight the
bodyguards of Vloomer.
Kyle, you fight the evil
Ninja King. There are two
clans: Good and Evil. Fight
the Evil king. Alex, fightthe bassilisk. Dylan, hold
off the minions while we're
busy. I have put a spell on
your pistol to have
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unlimited bullets. That
should help. Now, lets go
and finish the battle." I
said. Then I ran and began
to fight Vloomer. He cut
my leg. I jumped into a
tree. Ninjas were throwingstars at Dylan. Stupid evil
NinjasI thought. Dylan
was cut badly. We needed
to hurry. I jumped out of a
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tree, behind Vloomer. I
threw my sword, slicing, at
his neck. It hit, but if I
said what exactly
happened, it would have to
be censored. But Vloomer
was still alive, but barely.He stuck my own sword
into my chest. I started
gasping for air. "Heil" I
said. I was breathing
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normal, but I was still
injured. Vloomer collapsed
and started to smoke. Then
I noticed Dylan. He was
gravely injured. A star was
being thrown. "Time Elsa
Slowwww!" I shouted. Timeslowed down 500 fold, but
I was normal speed. I
jumped in front of the
star. It was like a million
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knives were being dug into
my stomach. I made time
become regular speed.
"Dylan, run! I groaned.
"Vloomer's been
destroyed. We won, we
finally won." Dylan tried toheal me.
"It's no use Dill. I'm too
injured. Remmember the
prophecy. 1 must die to
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save all. A loss will happen
at the final battle. Revival
will happen in 2 years." I
said. "Take me to a cloning
machine."I groaned. The
cloning was short, and my
clone was healthy and notinjured. "Dylan, my clone
will lead you for 2 years.
Then, I will be back." I
said. Then everything went
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black and cold. Was it
death? No. It was a 2 year
long spiritual meeting. I
was alive... but I was in a
vegitive state. A coma,
really. But I was gone for 2
stinking years.
The battlefield was a mess.
The grass had blood. Taz
was dead in front of Dylan.
Vloomer was dead. But I
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burn his body, just to make
sure. Dylan ran up. "Don't
burn Taz's body. He cloned
himself, and he'll be
revived in 2 years. It was
in the prophecy." He said.
We put Taz into a freezer.He would not be eaten by
flies that way. We would
rebuild. The war was short,
but the town was
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destroyed. We would have
it rebuilt before Taz
returns. His clone would
help. I looked to the sky
and smiled. The door of
opression and evil has
closed. The window ofoppertunities has opened.
The sky was dark as birds
flew away. You could smell
hot Coco in the cold night
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air. It was Christmas eve, 1
year after the battle. The
town was rebuilt. Taz would
come back in 6 months.
Dylan was healed up nicely.
Alex was back in acting for
1 last movie: Agent Kids:The War of California.
Alex finally starred in a
teen movie. It was a hit.
Larry unfortunately moved
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to Oregon, 2 hours away.
Kyle is the High School's
soccer star. Dylan is 15 and
a half. Alex, Kyle, and Taz
(though Taz was not there)
are 18. They soon will
attend college. Dylan willgo to 10th grade. The sky
turned dark as Alex, Kyle
and Dylan walked to the
house. They lounged and
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sipped Cola. Their scars
were almost not noticable.
All was well.
Proulouge II:
California, 9:48 PM, 2012
The night air was a pleasent
apple cider smelling space for all.
It was September 15, 2012. Two
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years since Taz was put into a
coma. Tonight he would return.
Alex unbuttoned his coat.
"Dylan, tonight's the night. Taz
is returning" Alex said to Dylan,
sillouhetted against the street
light. "Yes, Tonight the warstarts though." Replied Dylan,
scowling. "We have to fight
Poopenmeier,
bastardy little aliens are going
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to invade if we lose..." He trailed
off. There was a bright light.
"Dylan, Have you brought the
body?" Asked Kyle, approaching
them. Dylan is a tall, lanky, 16
year old boy. He is tan, with
Silky black-brown hair. Kyle is a
Tall, Atheletic, Golden-tan boy
of about 19. His curly black hair
was cut to fit the army. They
would, after all, be going to war
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Tommorrow or tonight. Taz's
body looked icy. His blood had
frozen in place. The light near
Dylan followed the body, then
went into Taz's body. He
stirred. He groaned. Taz got up.
"Why are we standing around?We have a war to start. We
reallyneed to fight" He said.
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Chapter I: Why Spamerica Is
Stupid
Florida, Present Year 2013
Horrible news came.Poopenmeier has taken control
of the free world. "This is a
Fricken' outrage" replied Taz
scornfully. There was a knock on
the door. "Poopenmeier wants to
eliminate any and all Agent Kids.
Report all Agent Kids or be
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executed. Even if half your
family must be eliminated"
Called a metalic voice. There
were a few Crap's, Hell's, and
Damn's going around. The
Agents slunk into the darkness
by the stairs. Taz's House hasonly recently been rebuilt.
Anyway, Spamerica is A country.
It is the Border between
America and Mexico. It is also
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located in Southern California
and all of Florida. Anyplace
between the 2 countries is
spamerica. Dumb name, Dumb
Place. The laws are
dictatorshipish. They are in
florida, though (they moved dueto the battle 3 years ago) . This
is a stupid country. But They live
here. They've got to make due.
There is no democracy. They are
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not part of the USA, They are
not in Mexico. They are their
own country. There are no
political figures, and the
president is a pig. Litterally. The
stupidest law: 'If a dad dies in
war or is M.I.A, the youngestson is now a cousin.' This really
does not matter, just an
explanation.
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Chapter I, Part II: The Fire-
Power of Mercinairies
There was a crash outside.Gunshots. Taz gave a silent
command. "Agent UP!" they
shouted. they moved away from
the window, then it blew up. A
bullet wizzed in and hit Taz in
the ear. "Crap!" He Groaned. His
ear was bleeding. Kyle found the
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bullet and pried it out. "It is a
Desert Eagle, .955 calliber,
made in china, contains lead"
Read Kyle. Taz drew his sword.
"Those Bastards are going to
pay" He snarled. The heater
began to whistle, quickly. Tazscreamed, but no one heard.
Alex made out those words. 3
words only: Hit the deck! Alex
gave a silent command. They all
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Dove to the floor. The heater
exploded. The house was on fire!
Chapter II: Escape!
The smoke was billowing out of
the heater. Water burned Taz's
skin. Hot metal skinned Dylan.
The staircase crumbled. Kylebegan to cough. alex began to
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scan for an exit. The only way
out was a window. More bullets
came in. The window shattered
and hit Alex. Taz jumped off of
the burning staircase. The
others followed. Dylan caught on
fire. He ran, dropped, andburried himself in mud. "No Dill,
stop. Drop. Roll!" said Taz. "Oh,
Now you tell me" dylan groaned.
For real this time, a knight
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wakes up in darkness. In hell. He
slashes Osama Bin Laden with
fire. Osama groans, then
dissapates. He lost his soul. Now
the night Killer has a soul. He
laughs maniacly. He goes to
earth. It is a starlit night in2012. A bright light is near a
teenage boy. It floats to a
person on the ground, who wakes
up. "What Are we standing
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around for? We have a war to
start. We realy need to fight"
said the now awake boy. The
Knight laughs to himself. The
boy would do well. His soul was
full of uncertainnty. He is the
one destined to destroy evil. Hewill be an apprentice or die.
Taz shifted uncomfortably. His
house was burning down, and
they had no escape. His mind was
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racing. Then he saw a boulder
blocking a path. An escape route.
Running, taz kicked the boulder
away. "Run! This way!" he
shouted. The others followed.
Dylan was smoking, his hair
burned off. Inside the path, ashocked gasp echoed around.
The agents had come to a cloning
lab.
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Chapter II, Part II: Agent Kids'
Origins
Taz walked up to a cloning tube.He touched it, and felt so much
pain. Gasping, he slid down. His
sword-scar was red-hot and
glowing. He felt like he was
getting younger, then blacked
out. What he saw was
mortifying.
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A 15-year-old is in the cloning
lab. He is stuck with a
syringe. The doctor pours the
blood into a redester module.
The blood is converted into a
tablet. The doctor fills the
cloning tube with calciumpowder, biozene dionete, milk
and water. The doctor takes
out Blood-x and pours it into
the tube. He pours in the
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blood from the teen. He drops
the other blood tablet. The
mixture bubbles and Taz
forms. The mixture spreads
into other tubes to form
Dylan, Alex, and Kyle. The
clones are floating in a purpleliquid. The doctor puts a
powder in the cloning juice
depositer. The powder's box
was labled "Ground & Mashed
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& juiced agent kids. The
doctor laughed evily. The teen
jumped , the doctor advanced
with a gun. "Sorry you can't
live this cloning period, Brad,
but you know too much."
Sneered the doctor. "Doctorpoopenmeier, please" pleaded
the teen. The doctor waved a
hand and all the doors shut.
He raised the gun. The teen
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screamed. Tipft Tipft.
splatter. Thud. The teen
moved no more. The teen saw
no more. and poopenmeier just
laughed. The clones woke up.
Taz broke his cloning tube. He
grabbed a gun and hitpoopenmeier with the butt.
Poopenmeier pulled out a knife,
cut taz and made a sword
shaped cut. Taz fell with a
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thud. Poopenmier threw Taz
into another cloning tube.
Poopenmeir left and the whole
lab turned into an inferno. The
lab burned. But the teen's
body was unharmed, like all
the other agent kids. The labflooded with the purplish
liquid. A whole army was
created. Poopenmeier turned
them against the world. Tehy
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battled and conquered the
whole world. But people
rebelled, killing the clone army
and capturing Poopenmier.
Poopenmier fought back, and
the townspeople trapped him in
a fiery hell. The placeexploded. in the confusion of
evacuation, nobody
remmembered poopenmier. he
died. But his soul mastered
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fire and electrical power. He
came back as weak as a baby.
So he went into hiding until
2011. He returned to conquer
the world.
Taz shuddered and fell. he was
in the place he was created in.
This was his destiny. Destroy
Poopenmeier, save the world.
Alex touched the cloning tube.
His hand burned and he was
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retching. He slid down and then
he saw a big, red talking tree.
" Remmember my words Alex.
They will save your life and
help your friend save the
world. ' Clones will save the
world. one is 15/16, the rest
are 19. Their leader will
defeat a vampire-human fusion
experement. Their leader will
go into a coma. He will return
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2 years later. You must battle
7 evil bad guys and gain the 7
ultimate power gifts . Pain,
suffering, death, emotion,
power, destruction, and
elements. But beware: these
powers help the good, but cancorrupt the good-at-heart as
well.' "
Alex made a mental note. Then
he heard the tree again. "Get
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these gifts and defeat evil
before June 21, 2013." Alex
was confused. That deadline was
only a week away. It would be a
busy week.
Chapter III: The gift of Power
Alex had finished explaining theprophecy. Silence. Gasps. Then
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Taz spoke. "If the deadline is
next week, we need to move
fast. I know where the gift of
power is. Vloomer has it." said
Taz.
" But I thought that Vloomer is
poisonous now. He's now a
zombie-vampire fusion
experement." replied Dylan.
Kyle looked up. He heard
missiles. Then Vloomer jumped
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down. " I just needed to tinkle!
Come on!" cried Kyle. Vloomer
laughed. Kyle screamed.
Taz whirled around. All of them
whispered "Agent Up!" Taz held
out his sword and followed
Kyle's cries. Mercinaries were
shooting missles at the air
force. Then a window exploded.
They all lunged foreward as
glass rained down.
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Kyle was bleeding. Vloomer had
cut him with a fang. Kyle was
losing conciousness.
Kyle walked down a narrow,
dark passageway. Men were
arguing. Kyle heard a gunshot.
A scientist walked out of the
room, into a cloning lab. Taz
was floating in a tube of
purplish liquid. A teen was
sitting on a bench, reading a
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magazine. 'Cloning Daily'. The
scientist put things into a big,
evil machine, called the
'Cloneatur version 2'. The
scientist pulled out a gun.
"Sorry you can't live, Brad,
but you know too much."Snarled the scientist.
"Poopenmeier, please, no."
Pleaded the teen. "Please dad,
don't kill me."
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The scientist got angry. " I
killed your cousin to make a
clone of him, and I'll kill you
too." said the scientist. "The
clone is my son now" Kyle
heard the gunshot. He saw the
body fall. Kyle screamed.
The agents came to Vloomer's
lair. Kyle was bleeding, his eyes
closed. Vloomer jumped down
and bit Kyle's artery. Kyle
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shuddered, then was still. Taz
charged foreward and caught
Vloomer in the gut. "That's for
puttin' me in a coma for 2
fricken' years!" shouted Taz.
Vloomer fell to his knees. A light
shot out of the wound andshined on all of the agents.
Vloomer gurgled and said "Take
the gift. Destroy evil. I'm done
forever anyway." Then Vloomer
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a coffe shop called
'Sharkbucks'."
Alex went into the Sharkbucks.
A man in a buisiness suit sat on a
bar stool. Alex sat dow, ready to
order an espresso, then the man
turned to him. "Are you an Agent
Kid?" He asked.
"Yeah." replied Alex.
"Ya want the remaining 6 gifts?"
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asked the man.
"Yeah." said Alex.
Suddenly, the man pulled out a
Desert Eagle. Everyone duckedbehind tables. Alex pulled out
his sword. The shots rang out.
Alex deflected the bullets. The
man threw an alcohal bottle full
with alcohal. And a burning rag
hanging out. Alex jumped to the
side and the molotav cocktail
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exploded. The man shot at Alex
again. Alex was shot in the foot.
The Gift Of Pain! Awsome. Alex
poured the healing liquid into his
foot. The pain subsided. But
Alex still had the gift.
Light shined on the Agent Kids
as they walked to the
Sharkbucks.
Alex cut the man. The man
stopped and breathed heavily.
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Everyone evacuated. The place
was on fire. Alex was so
emotional at that moment.
More light shined on the Agent
Kids.
The evil man held up a cat and a
ferret. "You can only save one.
Choose wisely." said the man.
Alex threw his sword at the
man's arms. He dropped the
animals and they ran away. Alex
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suffered for a minute, he loves
animals. Alex and the man
evacuated the place as it was
destroyed by the elemant fire.
Alex stabbed the man in the
heart. The man healed himself.
So Alex got a baseball bat andpillow. He clubbed the man. The
man was unconsious. Alex made
the man drunk and replaced his
Healing Potion with alcohal. Alex
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got a rag and lighter. Then the
man woke up and chased Alex to
the docks. The man jumped at
Alex. Alex dodged and the man
fell into the ocean. The sharks
ate well that day. And Alex
didn't have to see a gruesomedemise because the sharks
helped Alex. Alex got the final
gift.
Lights hit the Agents. The final
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light came with Alex riding on it.
Alex dropped off. They all felt
stronger.
Chapter V: Elemental Master
Taz drove to the Aztec Temple
of Elemental Control. The
Agents would meet him there.Taz stopped by the gate. Master
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Pika sat on the... air. Master Chu
was blowing a torch, then guiding
a fire to a stove. The stove lit
up. Mr. Char picked up the water
and picked up a big bass-trout-
catfish hybrid. Dr. Zar made soil
fly up and planted an apple tree."Ah, Taz, you have come to learn
the elements?" asked Master
Pika.
"Yes" said Taz.
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Master Pika showed Taz how to
move his hands and create an air
spear. "You just have to close
the mind, yes, and think of the
air you breath, the air you live
in." said Master Pika.
"Like this?" asked Taz while
doing the 'I believe" dance.
Master Pika groaned. "Just think
of the damn air" said Master
Pika. " You just think of any
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damn element and the move you
wanna do, move your arms in the
correct motion, and BOOM! you
can master elements and save
the freakin' world." shouted
Master Pika. Master Chu waved
an arm motion. Taz thought offire, a fireball, and performed
the motion shown. The campfire
became invisible, then rested its
power in Taz's hand. Taz shot a
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fireball at Master Pika. Pika ran
down a corridor and the fireball
formed into a giant monster. Taz
went to Char to learn the water
moves. Taz tripped on a book. In
the book, he saw all of the
elemental moves. He copied allof the pages with his sword
downloader, then uploaded the
moves into his brain. He was an
instant master of the elements.
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He thought of water, performed
the move, thought of a water
ball, and the water transferred
energy to Taz's hand. Taz shot
the water at the fire monster.
A volcano formed and
earthquakes shot around them.
Poopenmeier smiled. His white
face was lined with scars. He
had the distinct smell of a dead
person, mostly because he was
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dead but his spirit kept him up
and alive. " That brat-clone of
mine has mastered the elements.
Kill him and his friends. No body
survives except the monks. I
need them. Knock them out if
you need to. You can kill themwhen I'm done" snarled
Poopenmeier. The volcano
erupted. It was ready to be
commanded by a new master at
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last.
Taz sat on his bed and sipped
Blud Red , the non-alcohalic
beer. I said NON-alcohalic beer.
It is NOT alcohalic, parents!!!
Anyway, Taz shared his thoughts
with the other Agents, so they
could all master the elements.
The others walked into Taz's
room. Then armed criminals
walked in. They aimed at the
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Agents. They shot.
Chapter VI: The CompleteProphecy
Taz saw nothing but black.
Somebody was slapping his face.
His arm was burning in the
general direction of his scar.
"A boy of 19 years will master
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the elements. The boy is a super
clone Agent Kid. He would do
anything to save his relatives
and friends. He will fight an evil
vampire/human hybrid. He will
nearly die, but will survive in
coma form for 2 years. He willbe captured with his friends and
they will battle Poopenmeier in
the first battle of a war. One
will be corrupted the the Gift of
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Power and turn against his
friends. He will redeem himself
by the end of the 'Battle on the
Volcano' and sacrifice himself
the save his friends. He will
return for the final battle. He
will help destroy the ancientevil, destroying himself. They
must destroy the ancient evil by
June 21, 2013. The Gifts will
help the Chosen One perform
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the ultimate elemental move,
ridding the world of the Ancient
Evil that will be unleashed on
June 10, 2013. Poopenmeier and
the Night Killer will merge
together to form a killing
machine. They will create abomb designed to eliminate
good. The bomb will go off at
11:59:59 PM on June 21.
Taz was punched in the face and
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woke up. He fell to the floor. He
drew his sword. The building slid
apart, revealing a volcano with a
piece of 10 by 10 wood running
through the middle.
Chapter VII: Battle on the
Volcano
Taz fell onto the plywood.
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Poopenmeier drew his sword and
jumped down to face Taz.
Poopenmeier swung at Taz's
head. Taz ducked and cut
Poopenmeier's stomach. Dylan
jumped down and stabbed Taz in
the leg. Taz kicked Dylan in theback. Dylan stood up. "I am going
to annialate you, Taz. The
volcano will sacrifice you. I have
joined Poopenmeir." sneered
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Dylan. Dylan was put inside a
force-field. Taz swung at
Poopenmeier. Poopenmeier
ducked and part of the plywod
fell into the fiery hellhole below
them. The plywood started to
fall into the lava. Taz felt withhis element powers. The volcano
was going to erupt. Taz thought
of fire, thought of the Lava
Tecnique. He pereformed the
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not me!" screamed Dylan. Dylan
performed a move and stopped
the volcano from blowing. "Get
ot of here, Taz! Hurry!" shouted
Dylan. Taz ran up the side of the
volcano. They left. Taz turned,
and poured melted carbonite onDylan. He was frozen in place.
The volcano erupted. Dylan was
blasted into the sea, unharmed.
Poopenmeier and his mercinaries
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were fossilized. The Agents
parked at the new island. Taz
grabbed Dylan. The carbonite
was washed off. Dylan had been
fossilized.
Chapter VII: A New War
Taz sat around a table. Themillitary of the world was
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huddled around him.
"Poopenmeier and his
mercinaries will return. They are
on the move again. They will be
healed within 2 days time."said
Taz grimly. "We have lost an
Agent Kid to buy us only 2 days.But I have invented a machine to
reverse fossilazation." The
military cheered. Taz was now
the leader of the Agent Kids and
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the world's millitary. The second
war has only begun. In his
speeches, Taz mentioned about
the bomb. Also the new guy: The
Night Killer. The Night Killer
had finally revealed himself. And
Poopenmeier has returned.Today was June 17. In 4 days,
Taz would either save the world
or die trying. And if he died, he
was bring the Night Killer and
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Poopenmeir and the mercinaries
down with him. Live or die, Taz
wouldstop evil. Evil will be
destroyed.
Part II: Hellspawn
Chapter IX: Dream
We stepped into the battle
field. Our secret was known.
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The whole army, marines, navy,
and bomber squad was here. The
whole state had guns. Ninja's
were here. The good ninjas.
Samurai were here. Catboy was
here. All the good people in the
world were here. But Vloomer(Vlad and Doomer combined) had
all the evil people on their side.
"Guys, you fight the bodyguards
of Vloomer. Kyle, you fight the
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evil Ninja King. There are two
clans: Good and Evil. Fight the
Evil king. Alex, fight the
bassilisk. Dylan, hold off the
minions while we're busy. I have
put a spell on your pistol to have
unlimited bullets. That shouldhelp. Now, lets go and finish the
battle." I said. Then I ran and
began to fight Vloomer. He cut
my leg. I jumped into a tree.
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Ninjas were throwing stars at
Dylan. Stupid evil Ninjas I
thought. Dylan was cut badly.
We needed to hurry. I jumped
out of a tree, behind Vloomer. I
threw my sword, slicing, at his
neck. It hit, but if I said whatexactly happened, it would have
to be censored. But Vloomer was
still alive, but barely. He stuck
my own sword into my chest. I
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started gasping for air. "Heil" I
said. I was breathing normal, but
I was still injured. Then I
noticed Dylan. He was gravely
injured. A star was being
thrown. "Time Elsa Slowwww!" I
shouted. Time slowed down 500fold, but I was normal speed. I
jumped in front of the star. It
was like a million knives were
being dug into my stomach. I
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made time become regular
speed. "Dylan, run! I groaned.
"Vloomer's been destroyed. We
won, we finally won." Dylan tried
to heal me.
"It's no use Dill. I'm too
injured. Remmember the
prophecy. 1 must die to save all.
A loss will happen at the final
battle. Revival will happen in 2
years." I said. "Take me to a
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cloning machine."I groaned. The
cloning was short, and my clone
was healthy and not injured.
"Dylan, my clone will lead you for
2 years. Then, I will be back." I
said. Then everything went black
and cold. Was it death? No. Itwas a 2 year long spiritual
meeting. I was alive... but I was
in a vegitive state. A coma,
really. But I was gone for 2
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stinking years. Taz woke with a
start. This was his story. His
legacy. And it was June 20,
2013. Tomorrow was the war.
The final battle.
Chapter X: A Past to
Remmember
I jumped down the whole. Kyle
was smoldering in the hospital.
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Most of our soldiers were dead.
We would probably lose the war.
Alex was fighting the beast. The
beast swiped Alex. Alex was cut.
His arm was bleeding. And his
main vain was burnt. I just
stabbed at the beast. I calledfor the hospital. I started to
fight. The beast burnt another
hole in the ground. Alex started
to fall. I created another ledge
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for him. The ambulences
arrived. It was just me and the
beast. But I just jumped on the
walls and grabbed Alex. The
hole started to crumble. The
beast leaped, and the hole
imploded. The beast was putout... permanently. I limped to
the hospital and admitted Alex.
Then I limped off to Doomer. I
ended the war I lost. We
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needed a new strategy. Alex and
Kyle came out of the hospital,
cured and healed. We walked
home. Soon we came up with a
plan. We would wait. Doomer
would come to us.
We woke up, tied to a
chair in a barn. I had dried
blood on my clothes. Alex's arm
was cut again. Dylan had a stab
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wound on his gut. Kyle's
shoulder got a throwing star in
it, and it slid down to his
stomach. He was pretty cut up.
"Flasinco Fire" I said. The ropes
were burnt. We started to run.
The door was a teleporter,because we were back on the
rune. "Agent Up" we said. Our
swords reapeared to us. We
turned and faced Doomer and...
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a monster made of fire, water,
earth, and air. He lumbered
towards the city. "Kyle, you and
Dylan hold off the ninjas. Alex,
You hold off Doomer. I'll stop
the monster." I said.
Taz woke up in cold sweat. Why
was he having these dreams?
Probably because he was
nervous. The final battle was
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later that day. Taz drifted off
to sleep.
Chapter XI: Doomsday
Taz ran to the battlefield. He
drew his sword. And he cringed.
His arm scar started hurting.
He dropped to the ground.
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Taz walked up to a cloning tube.
He touched it, and felt so much
pain. Gasping, he slid down. His
sword-scar was red-hot and
glowing. He felt like he was
getting younger, then blacked
out. What he saw wasmortifying.
A 15-year-old is in the cloning
lab. He is stuck with a
syringe. The doctor pours the
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blood into a redester module.
The blood is converted into a
tablet. The doctor fills the
cloning tube with calcium
powder, biozene dionete, milk
and water. The doctor takes
out Blood-x and pours it intothe tube. He pours in the
blood from the teen. He drops
the other blood tablet. The
mixture bubbles and Taz
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forms. The mixture spreads
into other tubes to form
Dylan, Alex, and Kyle. The
clones are floating in a purple
liquid. The doctor puts a
powder in the cloning juice
depositer. The powder's boxwas labled "Ground & Mashed
& juiced agent kids. The
doctor laughed evily. The teen
jumped , the doctor advanced
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with a gun. "Sorry you can't
live this cloning period, Brad,
but you know too much."
Sneered the doctor. "Doctor
poopenmeier, please" pleaded
the teen. The doctor waved a
hand and all the doors shut.He raised the gun. The teen
screamed. Tipft Tipft.
splatter. Thud. The teen
moved no more. The teen saw
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no more. and poopenmeier just
laughed. The clones woke up.
Taz broke his cloning tube. He
grabbed a gun and hit
poopenmeier with the butt.
Poopenmeier pulled out a knife,
cut taz and made a swordshaped cut. Taz fell with a
thud. Poopenmier threw Taz
into another cloning tube.
Poopenmeir left and the whole
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lab turned into an inferno. The
lab burned. But the teen's
body was unharmed, like all
the other agent kids. The lab
flooded with the purplish
liquid. A whole army was
created. Poopenmeier turnedthem against the world. Tehy
battled and conquered the
whole world. But people
rebelled, killing the clone army
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and capturing Poopenmier.
Poopenmier fought back, and
the townspeople trapped him in
a fiery hell. The place
exploded. in the confusion of
evacuation, nobody
remmembered poopenmier. hedied. But his soul mastered
fire and electrical power. He
came back as weak as a baby.
So he went into hiding until
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2011. He returned to conquer
the world.
Taz shuddered and fell. he was
in the place he was created in.
This was his destiny. Destroy
Poopenmeier, save the world.
Alex touched the cloning tube.
His hand burned and he was
retching. He slid down and then
he saw a big, red talking tree.
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" Remmember my words Alex.
They will save your life and
help your friend save the
world. ' Clones will save the
world. one is 15/16, the rest
are 19. Their leader will
defeat a vampire-human fusionexperement. Their leader will
go into a coma. He will return
2 years later. You must battle
7 evil bad guys and gain the 7
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ultimate power gifts . Pain,
suffering, death, emotion,
power, destruction, and
elements. But beware: these
powers help the good, but can
corrupt the good-at-heart as
well.' "
Alex made a mental note. Then
he heard the tree again. "Get
these gifts and defeat evil
before June 21, 2013."
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Taz rose. He saw a doomsday
machine. The timer ticked. The
timer was set for 3 hours. Taz
had 3 hours to save the world.
He threw a sword at Poopen
(what we will say instead of
Poopenmier). The sword stuck in
Poopen's back. He swung and
kicked Taz in the soft spot.
Kyle stabbed Poopen in the back.
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Poopen fell. "Kyle, throw him
into the fire pit to make sure
you defeated him." commanded
Taz. The Knight Killer swung and
crumpled Taz. Taz shoved a
sword into the Knight Killer's
stomache. He threw the KnightKiller into the fire pit. Taz
travelled in time... to the last
day of earth to end evil forever.
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Taz jumped onto the future
Knight Killer's head and sliced
off the Knight Killer's helmet.
Dylan shot the Knight Killer in
the head with his pistol. The
Knight Killer fell into the
bonfire. Poopen chopped off
Dylan's leg. Taz punched
Poopen, then stabbed Poopen in
the heart. Poopen stumbled into
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the bonfire. Taz went back in
time to stop the doomsday
device from going off.
*********
Taz arrived at the machine. Uh-
oh. 2 minutes left. Taz cut all
of the wires and the machine
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powered down. Then it
activated again. 5...4...3...2...1...0.
BOOM! The blast matched the
frequency of evil. Evil
dissapeared. Taz collapsed. A
sword stuck out of his back.
The snake thing blew into sparksas the machine- and Taz- died.
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Chapter XII: Epilouge
Dear Diary,
It is the 5th anniversery of thelast battle. We won. My friend
Taz beat the enemies. Taz is a
hero. Unfoutunately, he put his
destiny first. He is in a coma.
No... wait... As I write, Taz
wakes up! The hero is alive.
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Dylan is in college. I graduated
last year with my G.E.D. Kyle
got mauled by a cat. He could
be fine, but he is on Exile island
because his stand-up comedy
routine sucked. So I don't know.
Evil has not retuned. My finalwords?
LONG LIVE THE AGENT KIDS!
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The End
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