Alfidi Capital 10/20/30 Rule Template

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Safe Harbor Statement

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This sample template contains forward-looking statements within the meaning of the "safe harbor" provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Reference is made in particular to the description of our plans and objectives for future operations, assumptions underlying such plans and objectives, and other forward-looking statements included in this report. Such statements may be identified by the use of forward-looking terminology such as "may," "will," "expect," "believe," "estimate," "anticipate," "intend," "continue," or similar terms, variations of such terms or the negative of such terms. Such statements are based on management's current expectations and are subject to a number of factors and uncertainties, which could cause actual results to differ materially from those described in the forward-looking statements. Such statements address future events and conditions concerning, among others, capital expenditures, earnings, litigation, regulatory matters, liquidity and capital resources, and accounting matters. Actual results in each case could differ materially from those anticipated in such statements by reason of factors such as future economic conditions, changes in consumer demand, legislative, regulatory and competitive developments in markets in which we operate, results of litigation, and other circumstances affecting anticipated revenues and costs, and the risk factors set forth below.

Problem

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Investors are as stupid as a box of rocks

Wall Street is full of crooks, liars, and trust fund slugs

Both groups need to be smacked upside the head

$? Greed!

Solution

4Intellect

Inte

grity Rogers

NixonTeresa

Alfidi

MIN

MAX

MAX

Business Model

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Underlying Magic / Technology

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Inputs Catalyst OutputsCPI

Unemployment rate

Interest rates

Economic newsBooze

Hot women swooning

Business news

Reports

Blog articles

OSINT analysis

Pure genius

Alfidi’s brain

GDP

Insults

Invitations from big shots

Accolades

Marketing and Sales

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Fans HatersAdoration

$$

Competition

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Enterprise Strengths Weaknesses Web Traffic

Alfidi Capital Incredible genius

Morons hate genius

Small

Wall Street Journal

Well-known brand

Boring Huge

Bloomberg Well-known brand

Boring Huge

Reuters Well-known brand

Boring Huge

Team

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Anthony J. AlfidiFounder and CEO

University of Neutered ShameBBA Human Resource Management, 1995University of Stupid FranciscansMBA Finance, 2002You and BS Wealth Management Entry-Level Sacrificial Trainee, 2005-2006Baloney Goofball Imbeciles Entry-Level Nobody, 2007

X X X X

Projections and Milestones

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August 2008: Launched Alfidi Capital

Unknown date: Success?

July 2011: Launched Third Eye OSINT

Multiple times: Consume booze

Multiple times: Impress hot women

Multiple times: Give stupid people the finger

Status and Timeline

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No securities No clients

Zero(birth)

Infinity (death)

No concerns

Exponential increase in genius and attitude driven solely by founder’s DNA

Summary and Call to Action

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Alfidi Capital is the source of all financial and geopolitical wisdom in the known universe*

Either read Alfidi Capital wisdom or go F-yourself!***

Anthony J. Alfidi is the greatest man who ever lived and is irresistible to women**

*(This is a joke) **(This is another joke)

***(This one’s not a joke at all, you really can do this)