An Idiot’sGuide
toTEACHING
BOYS101
Victoria Institution
117
OldestEnglish school in
KL
14081893
Notable alumniSidek brothers
Ananda KrishnanDatuk Seri Rafidah Aziz
Lee Kuan Yew
Mokhtar Dahari
Foo Kok Keong
Victorians
SportsmenGentlemen???Scholars
What to expect from BOYS!
Inquisitive Smart Alec
Social
Opinionated
Talented
Mischievous
Active
Practical
Managing
Boys
ARTICLE 1
I am the KING, you are NOT!!!
Thou shall yield to my command. Either you obey or you face the consequences.
Thou shall not speak until spoken to.
ARTICLE 2
Stay ahead of the game!
Thou shall anticipate what is coming from the boys - Expect the unexpected.
Thou shall play the game and come out victorious.
#1 “Sir, do we have school tomorrow (Saturday)?”
“The school has been here for the past 117 years!”
# 2 “Sir, what time is it?”“It’s time for you to look at your exam scripts!”
# 3 “What have we learn today?”
“NOTHING!”Pauses... “Well good effort! But it shows you’re not using your God-given brain!”
ARTICLE 3
Show some character
Thou shall always be AWESOME and COOL.
Thou shall think it is okay to be a CLOWN.
Thou shall UNLEASH your TONGUE.
ARTICLE 4
Whether you care about students or not, a TEACHER cares about his students
Thou shall love thy students like thy neighbours.
Thou shall not label your students.
Thou shall listen before thy speak.
Violations of the teacher code will result to
monstrosity in your classroom
We SURVIVED…Good luck with yours!!!