Anna Pickard

a chicken

a pig

a cat

the number 12

12

National Treasure David Attenborough

a talking decimal point

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WHO ARE YOU?

WHO ARE YOU?

And why do you have such a stupid job?

Me.

• Blogger• Journalist (ish)• Liveblogger• Scaredy-cat• Opportunist• Games writer• Professional speechwriter for inanimate

objects and verbally-challenged animals.

Glitch. A unique M.M.O.R.P.G (r.i.p)

How does a butterfly talk?

a cat (with thumbs)

managing expectations

- Things people want you to say

- Things people never want you to say

- Things that you want to say but can’t

- This is the internet. There will always be some portion of people out there who think you are ACTUALLY a talking cat. Don’t make them sad.

In an internet peopled by people, everything needs personality

• Be personable• Be interesting• Be nice• Be consistent• Be friendly• Don’t be overfriendly• There’s a fine line

between ‘having personality’ and ‘being really really annoying’.

EVERYTHING HAS SOMETHING TO SAY. YOU JUST NEED TO WORK OUT WHAT IT IS. AND SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO SAY IT FOR THEM.

IN A FUNNY VOICE. WHILE TYPING.

HONESTLY, I’VE NEVER DONE A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION BEFORE. SORRY.