Awards Night 2k159th Annual. But Who’s Counting?

Richard Simmons “Best at Exercising” Award

Cory Donovan

Bert and Ernie AwardKen Shimomoto

&Brad Leatherbarrow

Best Dad Bod

JOEL

MILF of the Year

Sara Gladfelter

Clark and Ellen Griswold Award

Tom and Patty Stott

Richard Matt & David Sweat Award

Cory and Nelly Donovan

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT

Matt Franco’s “performance” at last year’s Beer Relay

Biggest Upset

Ryan McGrath’s 7 bowl domination of Olive Garden Neverending Pasta

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

Brendan O’Kane

Alysia Montano Comeback of the Year

Emily Hurley

Positive AF Award

Elizabeth Troisi

Perspective Award

Dustin Meeker

Hotline Bling Award

Justine DiGregorio

Most Likely to Get Swiped Left

Thom Ripley

Best Birthday Party

Carly’s 30th Laser Tag Party

Taylor Swift Spirit Award

Bethany Caldwell

#Rundog of the Year

Emmylou

Demi Lovato Confidence Award

Graham Peck

Mother Teresa Humility Award

Graham Peck

“Graham is seriously the most humble person I’ve ever met, and that’s coming from me – a person who has dedicated his life to being humble.”

Paul Walker Memorial Award

Terry Decker

Miss Congeniality

Amy Horst

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Award

ed aramayo

Matt Pinfield Award

PJ Anderer

Mr. Glass Award

Bryn Burkholder

Literally Speaking Award

Jordan Dillen

Hey, Your Man Bun and Dirty Beard is Cool. Nah Man, Yours is Cool. You Seen Febish’s?

Don’t Forget About Me, Guys - Shia

2015 Participation Award

Cory Donovan

Close but No Cigar Award

Lord of the Dance

Nick Klastava

Best Actor – Jonathan Miller

Just Skatin’ By

Bryn Burkholder

Senior Citizen Award

Pete Mulligan

Cecil the Lion Award

Brennan Feldhausen

Charlie Brown Award

Ryan McGrath

Henry Rono Back from the Brink

Award

Tristram Thomas

Russian Federation Ethics and Integrity Award

Terence Baptiste

Brian Williams Best Storyteller Award

Nicholas David Klastava

Kim Smith Sticking to Her Convictions Award

Christa Wagner

Oscar Pistorius Outstanding Citizen Award

Eileen Fleck

Murdering It Award

Lillian Pinault

I’ll Be Back Award

Megan DiGregorio

Taking the Leap

Jen Sheely

Family Matters Award

Meg McNew

Light in Dark Places

Jenny Light

There Are Those Who Call Me…Tym

Mike Ellenberger

Sandbagger of the Year

Will Stanton

Bill Cosby Comedy Award

Conrad Laskowski

Plow’d On Award

Justine DiGregorio

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Greatness Award

Sara Damiano

Coach’s Award

Coach’s Award

Knowledge is Power Award

Sara Damiano

Pretty Pretty Princess Award

Sean Caskey

Robert Van Winkle Award

Sean Caskey

Turning Noodles into Pasta Award

Ryan McGrath

Most Likely to Nominate Himself for a Positive Award

• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck

Caitlyn Jenner Best Transition Award

Erik T. Orberg

It’s a Game of Inches

Thom Ripley

(it’s a small penis joke)

Most Bubbly

Kayla Borrero

Behind the Curtain Award

ed aramayo

Most Likely to go Shopping at the North Ave CVS on April 28 Because Everything was on Sale

Franco

Just the Tip Award

Dan Miranda

Breakthrough Performers

Colin Marshall Amy Flashenberg

Newcomers of the Year

Andy Weaver Justine DiGregorio

Dude, Where’s My Car?

Mike Zero

Most Poetic Emails

Nick Klastava

But You Ain’t Got No Legs, Lieutenant Dan Award

Bryn Burkholder

Lewis & Clark Award

Conrad and Dustin

Justin Bieber Comeback of the Year

Dan Miranda

#UpForWhatever Award

Conrad Laskowski

Linus and Sally Award

Goldilocks Award

Amy Flashenberg

Small People Problems Award

Brendan O’Kane

2015 Hall of Fame Inductees• Carly Page• Christa Wagner• Megan DiGregorio

• Kipchirchir Bitok• Spider Sillery• Pat McLoughlin• Conrad Laskowski

Usain Bolt Male Performance of the Year

Andy Weaver – RM ClassicConrad Laskowski – Berlin MarathonGraham Peck – JFK 50 MilerMike Mashner – Pittsburgh MarathonNick Klastava – Chicago Marathon

Adele Female Performance of the Year

Nicole Wilson – Chicago MarathonChrista Wagner – Kentlands 5kEmily Gispert – Pike’s PeekDenise Knickman – Baltimore MarathonSara Damiano – Rehoboth Marathon

2015 Molly Huddle Female Most Outstanding Performer

2015 Ben True Male Most Outstanding Performer